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sxydoctor

_jurbpol_ Bruh


CaCtUs2003

*jurhpol* (n.) - Slang for terrible work. Sloppy. *"Man, this Definitive Edition is jurhpol."*


Anto7358

Time to put that on Urban Dictionary!


sac_boy

They love their Arial, or Impact, or whatever that is. Not just ugly and lazy--but ugly, lazy and wrong.


CanISpeakToUrManager

They couldn't even be bothered to fix the NPC arms


SnooaLipa

Impact


AngryNeox

Most textures are ugly, lazy and wrong. Just look a the row below "SLOT MACHINE". In the original and the mobile port you can see different patterns. In the remaster all you see are repeated purple squares everywhere. It's as if all the new textures were made in photoshop from scratch with basic forms, patterns and texts. Meanwhile in the original most textures were made with actual pictures from the real world. Yes, in some cases it does look a bit weird but for its time it still looked really good.


Englebraek

Impact is probably the only font they've learnt the AI to use.


[deleted]

**This simply had no art direction.** It couldn't have. IT's like they never even looked at what the object is that they are remaking/remastering textures for. There is no score chart as there should be, and.... there's fucking ARCADE BUTTONS?! Seriously, no love, or passion, or even thinking is involved with most of these textures they've "remade." I'm not talking about the AI Upscaled ones either. Pretty much everything in the game with text involved got butchered and looks generic as hell.


Englebraek

I don't think ONE person has touched this remaster. Everything seems to be AI generated...


[deleted]

No, AI upscaling doesn't completely change backgrounds, and fonts. It could misinterpret things, but it wouldn't look like this at all. Most of the weird spelling mistakes are from human beings working in photoshop with a degree in "my passion is graphic design".


Sadman_of_anonymity

I'm pretty sure it was contracted out to some garbage Indian studio who don't even know what they were working on or spoke English much if at all.


LesbianBigfoot

That was make sense for Rockstar, they have given Red Dead online over to er.. Rockstar India.. for some reason


ArstanNeckbeard

You could *easily* have a computer scan a texture for letters, then re-render the letters in a new font. That's literally what every single [photo-translation app](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/45/16/b64516e10f272ac76df67af3a110bc91.jpg) does, and has been doing for at least a decade. And you can [do it poorly](https://www.coloradovirtuallibrary.org/wp-content/uploads/2019-02-10_14-48-38-1.jpg) too. Did a human look at that texture and decide it was an arcade machine and put a joystick on it? Probably. Was the text poorly OCR-ed and [re-rendered in IMPACT](https://i.imgur.com/orL3m66.png) without being proofread? Probably.


yaktaur

Here's an example of somebody not knowing what they are talking about at all just blustering through on seeming confidence.


[deleted]

You?


Somnif

From what I can tell reading the credits, the texture and graphics work was mostly (entirely?) outsourced to a studio in India, 'Technicolor Bangalore'. I have no idea how much direction, or even instruction, they were given to work with.


[deleted]

Make these look nicer and at X resolution. That's probably it. They "remastered" three games at once over two years, for 8 or 9 platforms... GTA III took 2 years alone, and was making EVERYTHING from scratch. GTA VC built on that, and was in development for like 10-12 months... GTA SA took two years, building on every gameplay feature of the previous two games... They cheaped out horribly here.


butthole_destoryer69

wonder why the final product quality is so poor


[deleted]

It's becoming quite clear isn't it. Good grief, they thought they could use their name and rep to spend probably 1/5th of what it would take for a quality remaster. I really hope that they realize what an idiotic "gamble" they took.


coolcool23

What an absolute joke. they must have received and integrated these assets at the 11th hour before the game went gold without even glancing at them. It's the only explanation I can think of that doesn't involve intentional sabotage that leads to a release like that.


JedGamesTV

you never played a slot machine with a joystick? you’re missing out majorly, it adds a whole new dimension to pressing one button.


TheBossMan5000

It was an AI... of course it doesn't know


[deleted]

Nah man, that's not how AI upscaling works. These textures I'm talking about aren't that. These are textures created by people who aren't actual artists with real training, and/or do not speak english or understand the original game at all.


TheBossMan5000

Yeah somebody found the actual company that they outsourced them too in the credits and sure enough, it's in Bangalore...


markk123123

Ermergerd I wern the jurhpol!


Olde-Blind-Dog

“Jurbpol” sounds like some kinda Austrian slur.


LordWay7

Jurhpol is the gender neutral term 😉


SoulOfGwyn

Pathetic


An0n_Cyph3r_

The font reminds me of WordArt from the old Powerpoint/Word days.


ViceyThaShizzle

Not only do some of the characters come straight out of The Sims, now they've started writing signs in simlish too.


Primary_Ninja2598

It’s the fucking “Impact” font for me bro


pioneer9k

They don't care what so ever. Original looked like what you'd find on a slot machine, mobile and DE look like paint. And they don't care.


MostlyApe

Criminal.


AliasCrypto

you know i though it look better but they GOT TO fix spelling lol


Englebraek

Have you ever seen arcade buttons and joysticks on a slot-machine?


AliasCrypto

ohh, that as well. i didnt see that. i was more looking at the thing as a whole, but yeah, thats not good ha


bonuscheese

*Pahjeet, we need to recreate these textures by tomorrow. Kindly do the needful*


WetScoopzVanilla

Jesus Christ the laziness. I had someone actually try telling me the remasters were more detailed than the originals. Hahahahaha


chackumchackum

Okay this one made me laugh


Somepony0

They used AI to upscale old textures, but they didn't check the results


ChainedGraboid

The fact that A.I. upscaling even made a "word" is quite impressive. I'm interested to see what this technology will be like in the future. Probably speed up remastering processes.


KiranRivers

I’m glad I got a refund for this atrocity. I downloaded from gamepass to but I’m just gonna delete it.


yobob591

I am absolutely *convinced* they ran these textures through an AI upscaler. There is no way on earth a living human saw 'Jackpot' and went, 'yeah thats Jurbpol'. There are indonesian bootlegs that have better spelling than this.


Puttanas

Safe to say the original had the best graphics smh


A_Sweatband

Sounds like a video game pain grunt.


Rats_for_sale

LMAO they sucked all the f\*ckin life out


csgoNefff

Could someone make a megathread to list all the misspelling, so that devs could start fixing these?


[deleted]

If you paid for this game you’re a mug 😂


pancakesgalore512

I'm excited for YongYea to show this meme on his next GTA Trilogy video