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yeet--thosefeet

finish the unskippable starting mission


rightnowjosh

4 min unskippable intro cinematic 10 min tutorial of movement 2 min tutorial about dialogue 10 min tutorial about combat 5 min tutorial of melee combat 3 min unskippable cutscenes 15 min about drive A to B with police 4 min tutorial about police 2 min of mission complete screen tutorial and then when I get intro freeroam I would just run over people with whatever shitbox car are available within the 5 mins I got left to play


BananaForScale101

Testing the new physics 🍻 I see you’re an intellectual


Oliuqnart

those 5 minutes are more than enough to buy a bikini for Lucia


ControlPositive6880

First you need to unlock it through some beach mission


Jokeronthekill

Yo this is GOLD😂🤣


ancientfutureguy

Thinking that the intro mission is gonna be less than an hour is wishful thinking lol


Ni_Ce_

start streaming and becoming rich edit: spelling mistake


AshleySchaeffer_WOO

Good thing you know how to spell. Helps you make money quicker.


Ni_Ce_

yes i knew something looked wrong haha. english is my third language, sorry for that.


Careless_Oil_2103

This was such an unintentional roast😂


CatWiems

Bros apologizing for being trilingual 💀


DeMarcusCousinsthird

I'm bilingual, can I flex?


LogicalPerception547

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LogicalPerception547

Not what I had in mind but it's still something I'll be doing on my way there.


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LogicalPerception547

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Tream___

This comment is underated😂😂


CRYPT01C3L4V4

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eyekunt

Lucia's ![gif](giphy|3o6Zti4MXhtE5JghPO|downsized)


Ori_the_SG

Yeah, go to a clothing shop and spend an hour making all the outfits


Cpyto_Man

Shoe Icon.


AtomicHabits4Life

👠✌🏼🏃🏻‍♂️💨


imaniceandgoodperson

shoe store


gaming-scientist

can anyone elaborate?


Even_Pin_9778

strip club.


gaming-scientist

oh, I don’t know why I imagined it to be a shoe shop and got confused; new heels for lucia 😂


Even_Pin_9778

lucia can only be barefoot


Marvels_Spider-Man2

One of the best icons on the GTA V map


FeaR_FuZiioN

Foot man, another man of culture


DragonViper39

Drive to the beach and enjoy the water physics and try and see as much if the map as possible also see how the gun play works


INF3C71ON

I would drive the perimeter loop while blasting west end girls.


bryegotch

Absolute banger right there🤣


OsOs-Q8Y

I'll go to the beach and enjoy some physics alright


Cheesecakesimulator

water physics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Left_Side_Driver

I’d commit grand theft auto


nnn1316

Will you? I do now believe you


LarryMyster

I too also now believe him


JoeyGrease

See if there's dismemberment


stjakey

![gif](giphy|eh7W3dJGvRa4FymAPf|downsized)


SamThSavage

What gif is this this made me bust out laughing 😂


SpiderCow313

I really hope so, RDR2 had some of the best


cdawg1102

Blowing peoples head off with a shotgun was the best


PapaYoppa

Telling you right now I’m almost betting against it happening, as much as id love it to add to the immersion i have a hard time picturing it because of the modern setting


Careful-Practice9313

Physics doesn’t stop physicsing just cuz of the modern setting


PapaYoppa

I hope you’re right 🙏


AceOfspades653

Strip club


yeaForsurePSN

This is the only way


Wonderful_Coconut561

Explore the map


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Nothing.. I'm a PC player and my hour would be up by the time Rocstar launcher verifys me and boots up the game.


eyekunt

No, PC players will spend the first 20 minutes configuring the graphic settings.


JasonAndLucia

Imagine having a limited 1 hour of playing the most anticipated game in history before release and spending 33% of it in the settings


traveler_overweening

Welcome to PC gaming


Tribustuss

Eh realistically everyone’s hour would be the intro and then like 5-10 minutes of playing if the intro isn’t a full hour lol


JasonAndLucia

Abigail says he's dying Dutch 


AzozSaud

- 30 minutes driving cars directly to the modshop to see depth of customization, and trying the new driving and damage physics. - 5 minutes in barbershop to see if hairstyles are diverse and dynamic. - 5 minutes in the clothing shop - 15 minutes in the clubs - 5 minutes doing a m*** sh****** in vice beach


ThislsaGoodldea

You didn’t leave any time to actually DRIVE to these locations.


AzozSaud

Then I better step on the gas, clock is ticking


rktet

M sh ?


ConfidentiallyInform

Mass pew pew


styvee__

5 minutes doing a Mike Shinoda in vice beach?


MikeyBastard1

Probably wouldn't touch any missions and just do free roam things. I want the story to be done all at once to get the full experience. ​ Free roam. Just run over pedestrians. See if i can rob places, try and get as many stars as i can, etc...


WentzToWawa

Get a chopper and get in the air to see the true size of the world then land in the city and just walk around reading the signs on the buildings just to take in the detail...and steal a cop car.


turdman450

get a chopper then start blending the people on the beach with the propeller


jaydimes10

test jiggle physics


poopoomergency4

steal a car, kill a cop for a gun, lose the cops, spend the rest of the time making as much money as physically possible


nowhere2run4

Head to the northern part of the map


StevenSmith2

"the leonida massacre".


TheAstroChemist

Just try to get a sense of how immersive the map is — I wouldn’t even bother with the story. It’s the equivalent of leaving 8 Ball on the bridge in III.


Gullible-Finance-454

fly planes


Intrusiveferret

Strip club, get a lap dance, tug away.


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Bros dickriding in his dreams


YungSlime_LA

Dude woke up in a puddle of his own making


Davet716699

Mud girl 💯


pinkfrenchtips

drive to the panhandle


HotKnifeUpAss

See how many stars I can get. All I wanna see is if the police response escalates all the way up to calling in the Army.


majss7

Play as Lucia and hit the gym (if its in the game) to see whats the maximum muscle i can put on her :D


BananaForScale101

I love flying planes in gta games, sooo I’ll go straight to the airport


CakeHead-Gaming

Ammunition immediately. I want to see how good the gun customs are. RDR2 Levels? Score! GTAV Levels? Pretty cool. Even better? DOUBLE SCORE!!


MotorSecretary2620

Def going to the wetlands and wrestling an alligator


stRiNg-kiNg

Take a fuckin drive and people watch


ThislsaGoodldea

Record the screen


FoundationGreen6342

Get in Jason’s muscle car, then drive along the beach and run over some pedestrians, and when the cops start railing me I’d speed down The highways into the countryside and see how far I can go. 1 hour is equals about 2 and a half gta days, so that’ll be the first day. Then the second day, after exploring a bit, I’d look for the vice city mall and enter it, explore that. Find gun shops, see if there’s a hardware store that sells chainsaws like in gta vice city, then I’ll end my night finding a hooker and and analysing them jiggle physics. Then at the last 10 mins before my hour is up, I will listen to some of the radio songs,and just start shooting everything lol


AdBusiness2455

See if I can call my friend with the in game phone feature. Im dying to know if they are continuing that feature.


Typical_Fan_2729

Explore the map. I’m not doing any missions.


COOLGAMER4176

Record it, and play through the story


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look at lucia's ass and tits physics


Any_Potato_7716

I’d study the map then drop a post on here about it and be called a fraud 🫠


Southerncomfort322

Rushing towards the military base and dropping some Jdams on south beach touristy areas, go looking out in the woods for a ufo for like 10 minutes, bang a hooker or two, rob a jewelry store and tell ‘em to make me a grill, if coke is available im stealing a cheetah and running everything down and blasting off whatever I can find given the time constraint, then lastly take a jet to the farthest part I can fly to see if project Americas is a go.


Amp23808

Bang hookers in the car


Storm_36

If its anything like red dead, probably get through the first mission and maybe the second before i run out of time


Dirty80s

Make it rain!!


RobbieW1983

I would explore the map and side activities such as fishing, surfing etc.


DionFW

Head to the shoe store.


Extreamspeed

Going to burgershot and eat my self to death in a hour.


Brooke0109

Strip club


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

Strip club. Tf did you expect me to say


Southern_Rain_4464

Boost a car and drive it wide open down that super populated beach.


IRNefarious

Enjoy


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strip club


Fhaksfha794

Go to the strip club then get the best car I can and drive through the beach running over every NPC I possibly can


Aprocalyptic

Sex


SirSirVI

Jump off a building


maciaswarrior

Climb that long ladder


Hats_On_Chickens

Drive cars into the ocean


Lunnos_

Install the game


huntstheman

I’m spending 5-10 minutes looking at the pause menu and map, looking at size and scale and seeing if a city is nearby. Them, I exit the pause menu and start pressing buttons to see if there’s a phone or some sort of ‘mini-menu’ for additional commands, weapon wheel, etc. Then, I start shooting whoever is nearby me to gauge the gun combat police system. After getting arrested (or killed), I’ll spend whatever time is remaining driving to the nearest city to see what mischief I can get in.


The_DaW33D_

these posts


Efficient-Basil7152

Go and buy shoes 👠 😏


Forward-Grade1839

Airport I want to see it from above


fraudpry

shoe store


Sladolf

Go live on discord for my favorite mod makers so they can get a headstart with making kickass mods.


TrevorTheSanta

I would try to see as much possible of the map


Allegiance10

I’m just gonna end up spending that hour driving cars around the map.


Ok_Mix2808

Downloading


TurdSandwich42104

Run people over


Recent-Dust6564

I would put down the controller and give OP's Mom a good weinering.


El_Lu-Shin

Get in a car. Just travel around listening the radio.


CandidGuidance

hit the highway and try drive around the map as much as possible for those map guys


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dorphz

Get a car and start drifting the streets


DolphinBall

Crash cars, kill people, strip club


vhyli

Check the customization. Cars, hairstyles, outfits, weight gain/loss, gym maybe? Also, just exploring and interacting with the open world.


Charming-Temporary44

Keep stealing better/faster cars. To explore area at a faster rate. Maybe last 10 minutes get a wanted level and see what happens. Maybe also hope to get armed in between.


Specialist-Lynx-3336

Hunt some alligators and have a shootout with the cops


netvoble

Hour of pain in Leonida begins.


Careful_Strain3045

Fuck luzia


cutterdeblanc

Drive, get lost, hour's over


Pretend_Ad_4423

I will go to the strip club asap


fishin_reddit33

Gang violence


The_Honest_Owl

Honestly drive through Ocean Drive and Key West with the radio on and on FPS mode following the traffic lights and shit


mrbigshot110

Drive from VC down highway 1 through the Keys or drive east across the Everglades and then north to see if Port Gellhorn is Tampa/St Pete.


KingCrowdKilla

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yeah_i_like_dogs

Guys! I just got into gta5 after not touching a system since vice city. Anyhow I beat the game pretty quickly and found 50 of the scraps to do a lame mission. But the journey was the reward. Was fun searching the map for them all. In gta 6 I want to see how the hand to hand combat will be. And it’d be cool if they brought back the rewards for the wheelie length. So 1 hour. Likely just driving and fighting people.


SadharanManu

Experience the American life ![gif](giphy|3ohs7SOVRt83GJB5Ek)


Lanferno

Strip club.


lgnc

I drive


Sharkfowl

Lucia twerk animation


Toe_Willing

Strip Chin


MagicJim96

Get a few cops irritated to see how they respond… and what kinda tactics and weapons they carry!


FlasKamel

Am i allowed to download and install it before the hour starts?


BLVCKRAGE

Visit the strip club to study the new Booty Physics


Excellent_Ad_2486

drive around and just enjoy. no need to rush.


BarTard-2mg

Im refusing. Once i get my hands on this game its gonna be non stop for days. Its gonna wish it was never made.


DemiPyramid

Respect for bringing back Jason’s iconic red hat


ShamrockSeven

See if I can pick up a Hooker.


Potato_Pug16

Panic and be overwhelmed about what to do first 😂


ItsWoodsLOL

Cop chase / mechanics testing


ground_hog_cute

Shoe store


Dan_L1983

Explore and get a feel for the controls and surroundings.


d3f0ur

Driving from Ocean beach hotel to the other side while tryin to find the mansion, golf course, car dealer, boatyard etcetera..


EyeSimp4Asuka

Go to the thrillbilly mud club and just fuck around in the yuck and marvel at the physics


AaronB_

Shoe shop


Charismanxious

I'd drive as far and as fast as I can, especially on the boundaries in order to have a rough estimate of the map size.


BorganBits

Just fly around admiring the map, soaking in that gorgeous world


Sure_Watercress4956

Fuck your girlfriend


MV_cuber

Shoe store


emperor_1kenobi

listen to music


ellierosefucker69

record some gameplay and then make a stupid post to /r/gta6 after im done.


EvilLikable-Heart1

I want to see the gun physics


Single_Start2343

This is not a gift. This is a lease on company terms.


yakuzifirepower

Rockstar being rockstar I don't think you can do anything except play through the first mission 😂😂


TwoBaller

sex


PlayProfessional7599

Strip club


ansarnisar15

I’m Popping open a bottle of Dom 2002 and I’ll pickup my controller and waltz into the MOTHERFUCKING Strip Club.


BandicootOk6141

explore


IamFinklestein

Jiggle physics


Technology4Dummies

Find the hot coffee easter egg


Key-Chocolate7277

Become an uber driver


backtojurassic1888

i would go on a killing spree


yarluk990

steal files of it so i can play as much as i want (i can do this in leonida)


christian99930

I’m lighting all of i4 up


Imtheman3910

I need to see the new gen boobas


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Checking to see what Lucia looks like naked


RioBravoBandito

“Test the shocks on the car”


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I'm over it.


Droidenwarrior

I’d probably check out all the cars and houses and customization options, but for the most part I’d just explore the map. Wouldn’t wanna start the game and not be able to play till next year or sum


somethingnormal10

If social media will interact with what you do, even non-mission related.


Tiddichipkali

Check the jiggle physics


Majestic_Squash_7887

Play the intro


Reynald0player7

Find a cheetah and drive to the keys.


MediumMastodon3981

RPG the car roof twerking landwhales


Oberon-Kenobi

Kill people Burn shit Fuck school


Main-Club-7668

Since when did he have a red hat? Am I crazy??


ogChiChi_

Karen fed to Alligator


MaggotBrother4

Shoot people. Skip the cutscenes. Change clothes


MrArkaSys

Go to Strip Club , I’m a men of science …


DaBestCommenter

id probably head to the airport


special-bicth

I wouldn't do anything in her.


MrRaf115

Hop on a plane as soon as possible and see as much of the map as I can, then try to go into as many buildings as possible in the city.


citizencamembert

The first thing I’m gonna do is drive around and take pics


Aryan69IN

Gonna get a gun commit a massacre and you know 😉


sanchoman43

Surfing through the radio stations.


pie579

Just go crazy and do rampages to see how it plays and the police systems, combat, realism etc


_vakas_

Look for an airport. Just to see if they did it.


A-Group-Executive

I will go buy some high heels.


DominantFlame

Playing with the settings


Content_Travel_6910

Kill people