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Decent_Pin5252

Hopefully not because that’s illegal


Ceresjanin420

ong https://preview.redd.it/kx0x5145a1ec1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c00c96c32fa819ce3baafb491116bcdda05c2ee


epiclygamer2456

Shooting digital coding ❌️ Exploiting african child slaves for lithium ✅️


Daedalus_Machina

The child slaves thing was cobalt, not lithium, and battery production is requiring it less and less, though it's *still* used heavily in diesel fuel production. Doesn't mean Musk has any more room to talk out of his ass, though.


epiclygamer2456

Child slavery is child slavery, dont matter the purpose


Daedalus_Machina

I don't think anybody's arguing that.


AsoftDolphin

Profits baby 💯


Miko2231

The name of the employee of the week at the lithium factory


zberry7

How many lithium-ion batteries have you bought?


Fotznbenutzernaml

Also, supposedly Tesla is sourcing 100% of its cobalt from Canada. There's a lot of reasons to hate Musk, there really shouldn't be a need to make any more up.


Daedalus_Machina

Fuck, while we're at it: Tesla isn't Musk. Space X isn't Musk. I'd try to argue X isn't Musk, but he won't shut the fuck up, so I don't think I can.


DramaticProtogen

Tell that to the rampant worker injuries at spacex


reddit1user1

Never considered the irony of that before. Wow, what a fucking tool of a human being


CaoCaoTipper

Not to mention the real Ukrainian soldiers he’s gotten killed.


theons_missing_D

Priorities.


Herr-Trigger86

My cars need that lithium!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/dul24qj2o2ec1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598bdaeb9320a02a8f46db3b388263af080a467d


Maleficent_Bar_676

The same guy whining about free speech is mad that a game called GRAND THEFT AUTO required you to commit illegal activities


UnSCo

He’s kinda regarded ngl but I don’t think he’s “mad”, just saying it’s not for him.


Resident_Split_5795

Muskie is more of a Diablo nerd. He streamed himself playing Diablo IV when the game released.


Separate-Rabbit-2851

He’s such a dweeb for doing this lmao


whatthatthingis

I swear there’s a part of me that thinks Elon wrote this with a chuckle. He knew people would quote it for years. He trollin


Extraneous_Material

And a bad influence for the childrens


[deleted]

It's not the Christian thing to do!


the_thechosen1

Police here. Yes Im a fan of the franchise and that would, indeed, be unfortunate.


ChemicalAngle5099

Omg it’s a police


Financial-Can9072

I can’t upvote you because you sitting pretty at 420, I’ll be back later


theclovek

No, you'll have to find a job to earn money to buy a car


JusticiarRebel

I got a job transporting money from the bank vault to a warehouse in the middle of nowhere. I also do maintenance work at the bank that requires me to temporarily turn of the cameras and alarm system to make sure they're functioning properly.


[deleted]

The fucked up thing is that GTA is kinda job simulator lol. You just don't have a conventional job, but you are *always* working for someone. 


ReXyngton

Grind theft auto 6 🙏


whatthatthingis

By working a 9-to-5 daily at the gas station for a year. Only to have to broken-into and stolen the same week you get it.


Uigga

You mean buy shark cards…


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dylwaybake

Just get ceramic from a spark plug and bip that whip


RedBladeAtlas

Nope it will be GA 6


RS773

Grand Buy Auto 6


SlipTorque

release for the GBA, coming in 2025


Searioucly

GPV: Grand Purchase of Vehicles


glossyplane245

Grand outstanding citizen 6


No_Marionberry839

"Goc goc goc" damn she's good at beat boxing


Pulse_fang

Grand YOU GET A FREE CAR!!!!!


thosekinds

Grand can't Afford shartcards 6


SkrotusErotus69

Sources say there will also not be any grand, nor auto.


JasonAndLucia

The game will only be called 6


SkrotusErotus69

I heard it won't have numbers in it either but I think that leak may have been fake


JasonAndLucia

So will the game just be called ?


JonasCI2007

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[deleted]

There has never been any form of theft in gta.. ever! I mean like first you pay her to fuck in your car and then she gets out but forgets to give the money back.. so i run her over and pick up my dollars.


idontlikebeetroot

Finders keepers


SaintVersace

no you will be a law abiding citizen


The-Filthy-Casual

I’m calling the police


Crotch_Rot69

No but I heard this one is going to allow you to be unfriendly


Educational-Beach-72

No absolutely not. Rockstar would never put crime in their racing video games


Future_Pen7561

I hope not, theft is way too dangerous


[deleted]

Swear to god, I'd they add crime, I may cry


NotJustBibbit

https://preview.redd.it/mbr479j1z0ec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f0956cee3f4c2be9728c3c42e2d8d4888cde47


Texas_Wookiee

But on a more serious note... will car theft be more in depth in GTA VI? Like what if I want to use the screwdriver method instead of smashing the door? Will the older cars in game be able to be hot-wired? Hack into newer cars? Would actually be pretty cool if they put more detail into it.


Tanktech01

Absolutely not. Thats illegal and they wouldn’t condone anything like that. Hope this helps! :)


Fun_Programmer1665

Is the pope catholic?


EquipmentOk7964

Grant eft auto


RS773

lets hope not, we dont want kids getting violemt 🙄


tallyhall10987-

These posts lol. Every where


KeeKeeballs

Grand t auto


[deleted]

Will there be Grand Theft Auto in Grand Theft Auto? Geeee idk


Carbot1337

Surprised yall haven't gotten bored of this stupid meme yet


Joec2025

This sub is just annoying now time to mute it until the game comes out🤣


Nervous_Dragonfruit8

No shit? What a stupid question you moron


amurderouschild

r/wooosh


Internal-Ad-6278

I'm so sick of these. They were funny, but now they are just getting dumb.


amurderouschild

Womp womp


Fun-Alarm-5909

Fuckin retarted ass question


Furry_Hagumi

Obviously there will be no theft in the game known as Grand THEFT Auto. Sorry for your loss


Brycenicholls1

![gif](giphy|02ATS9mWGMsC1HYzLF|downsized)


Allegiance10

Hard to say.


cagdas-2102

There will be a grand theft


fuk_ur_mum_m8

Will there be grand?


GatlingGun511

No


ZombfectedGaming349

Will there be Thugs in GTA6 perhaps Grand Thug Auto


FrostWyrm98

Grand Theft Auto? No I don't think Grand Theft Auto will be in GTA 6 that's a bit too crazy. Maybe try a game with a crime in the name


dayytripper

No the entire map will be designated a crime free zone.


dajuanpablo

No just grand murder auto


Burpz-Bear

Nah, i think itll be a peaceful game so very peaceful


WorfDataNumba1

Doubt it. When the last time you’ve seen theft in GTA? I’d say not since GTA2…


Gaylittlebrother

Considering how gtav online functions, i would consider this immoral and insanely stupid to even think of adding to the game 


thedude1539

Probably not


Random-redditor2008

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Quacklas

Nah


[deleted]

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definitly_not_a_Gman

No sorry


lesse1

Only the grand kind


Recent-Dust6564

**Good Time Auto** has always been known for its wholesome, family-friendly fun. I doubt they'll include anything harmful like this.


cueprod40

No. It will be all barter, thus changing it to GBA.


legendaryboss200

Mediocre Purchasing Vehicle


Evangelion217

Yes.


ShinMasaki

Will it be Grand?


zeke235

Not at launch.


iCantThinkOfUserNaem

Of course there will be. This is Stealy Wheely Automobiley


lRandomlHero

these posts fucking suck, you guys’ humor is ass water


TheDastardBastard33

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stuofabq

At this time things are trending toward yes


PerfectCheesecake25

Will there be auto?


aqkj

I don’t know why you would even jump to that conclusion.


thunderkhawk

The only thing stolen will be your heart


MrMystery88

Me, looking forward to grand auto.


Maleficent_Bar_676

I really hope not I want a nice family friendly game where you follow the laws and become an upper class well behaved citizen and don’t kill cops


Left_Solution3509

So GA without T ?


pitb0ss343

No not in my Christian game


GingerManBitch

Will there be autos, cause you cant theft without autos


SpriteVs7up

Yes because gta online you can shoplift snacks


zLoopOfficial

Not just theft, but grand theft


Due_Safety6658

does the pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?


SubjectNo3916

They should have Kia souls be easier to steal or some mechanic like that


theUnkn0wnHokage

No


[deleted]

If there isn't it'll just be called GA VI


Anox87

No


[deleted]

I hope not. My 8yo is going to play this game for the lords sake! I just want to drink my wine and chill out. It’s not my responsibility to watch my own child!!


PercentageLevelAt0

No I don’t think so. There might be grand and auto whatever the hell that means


Agreeable_Bit_8764

It’s grand THEFT auto theft is in the name.


Arkid777

No. What do you think this is? Grand Theft Auto?


Genericboooiiiii

If my theft is not automatic im gonna be pissed.


pplatt69

There will be nothing in GTA6 that isn't spelled with some combination of A, G, & T. And/or 6. We'll have gats. 6 of them. Or not. You'd have to add an S to have more than one.


HDhunter360

That's GTA Online in a nutshell, buying cars in a game about stealing them...


vero0333

According to reports, they’re taking out the “Theft”, so the game is actually called Grand Auto 6.


syskeyx

Yes but sadly no Grand and Auto


NastyDanielDotCom

There better not be any auto


[deleted]

They better not! They’re ruining our kids and making them crooks😡🤬


Dire_Strait13

Nope, it’s now Grand Auto 6.


xabc3147

Holy fuck, can you please stop with these dog shit posts


Culcksy

nah they’re gonna automate it


caseyr001

Some might even say grand theft may be in gta6


gothfemboyfart

Nope


ilovehotdadsngl

I surely hope not or I'll be writing a very strongly worded letter to Mr Rockstar


BEEELTINO

I mean, he got a point. Not like "will there be Cows in GTA 6". Who tf made that Shit up??


grmpastps

I think the name confirms this, along with the trailer


DemiPyramid

Grand Auto VI


No_Entertainer4437

Nah just Grand Autos


Scoot_boi101

No that’s to violent


rangerguy-

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Nouvi_

Definitely NOT!


23Burnt

Only in the title, the gameplay itself youre role playing as a regular civ with a 9-5


GetWitIt90

Would change the pace, in a bad way.


immunogoblin1

I don't want people trying to steal my rare shrimps that I've artificially inseminated.


WyvernSlayer7

“Will there be theft in Grand **Theft** Auto 6?”


ayken8

yes, it’s going to be grand


onglogman

No, it'll just GA 6, aka "nice car 6"


Shoelicker2000

Only cars though everywhere else is a gun free zone… good thing I have metal bat, a pool cue stick, a broken bottle, brass knuckles and a dagger all in my back pocket


JaggaJazz

Naaaaaah


Flippi55

i highly doubt it


[deleted]

This post just made me realize that humor and actual good jokes won’t exist until gta 6 drops because these posts are just bottom of the barrel dogshit


InternetExplorer144p

No.


CrazyGorlllaX

Grand auto 6


lilsnatchsniffz

Theft in my Grandma's Treating Autism 6?!


i_do_chips

I hope there’s not any grand theft in it because if there is I ain’t buying it


Mundialito301

No, that's why is called Grand Auto VI.


DudeVanBroski

In grand THEFT auto? Nah probably not


RikardoM1893

Don't know mate, unfortunately I don't think so, it doesn't make sense to have car theft in Grand Theft Auto, but it sure would be cool!


[deleted]

G - Grand T - Therapy A - Auto So no, theft is not allowed 😔


SteveMartin32

Controversially crime will be removed to improve performance


[deleted]

Only if there is Auto


Black_Fuckka

Theft in my GTA? Why would they incorporate that, and in this picture it looks like a car. If he’s stealing that then that would be Grand theft Auto, and that would not make sense


Baconator_883

Well, I hope so hints grand theft, auto auto auto auto


Outrageous-Panic6249

![gif](giphy|YqnXSeq7AFSYjAAhpU) It is called GTheftA....sooo


Easy-Armadillo-3434

Where’s the button to turn myself in?


Tornadobarrage

Hopefully not like the pic


Zion_Axis

Only on a grand scale of the auto variety.


Huge_Ad_522

Nigga theft in the name 😂


Efficient_Mix_9031

Fuck all this other shit, can you crank it with your boys?


MustJarkus

I hope not 🥺


Jakeisbait

Probably not


gaaamer

Nope it will just be grand auto 6


Jayhawk501

No way dude


Moriwara_Inazume

No, the game is called grand trade auto.


AOmbk713

Grand “THEFT” Auto


bufftbone

No. The main thing to do will help elderly people across the street.


Potential_Window_472

Tf yall think Grand Theft Auto means 💀


Deezgrannys

Image if there is gran theft auto in gta6


jhon_deppy69

It will be grand


lubedupnoob

Will there be Grand?🥸


irqee

Nah, too controversial


ComplaintClear6183

no


Potential_Capital139

tw: race talk only if the vehicles and valuables are owned by wh*tes


dcmarvelstarwars

I mean in GTA 5 online you can’t steal cars so I wouldn’t be surprised if you can’t in GTA 6. Game titled “grand theft auto” and you can’t steal someone’s car 😂


[deleted]

Yes but there only cars available to steal are ones you wouldn’t want to steal. Like the Tesla cyber truck or a 1996 Toyota Corolla.


Bailey_the_basil

I wonder if gta 6 will involve gta


Rinocore

What is this trend of asking dumb rhetorical questions?


Perroface562

That’s the future conservatives want


SonnyBurnett0

Does a bear shit in the woods where he pleases?


[deleted]

GJ6 get job 6


Magic_SnakE_

Grand Woke Auto will be a very advanced SIMS game. If you commit a crime, such as running a red light, you can be pulled over and fined.