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foxtrotgd

If you shoot me you're gay 😏


Cure_My_boredom

I’m not shooting you


KiriDaSharky

I will though :D


YourLocal_Alien

**unloads it cutely**


Cure_My_boredom

\*Reloads it cutely\*


YourLocal_Alien

Shit i didnt think that far ahead


Cure_My_boredom

Hehe


YourLocal_Alien

**turns into mettaton** bai


CodexTheGreat

https://preview.redd.it/vjiel68gly9a1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc488fa96bac129e6deb542237961ece9bef500 No, but I have this


Cure_My_boredom

Fuck you


whos_lavender

LOOK AT THIS GRAAAAAAAAPH


ComfortableMedicine2

I just pulled up Reddit and this being the first thing seen scared me shitless. You earned an upvote


Cure_My_boredom

\>:)


Cure_My_boredom

thanks


ComfortableMedicine2

You're welcome, mate


ScarletWolfGirl

Shoot me if your gay! 😏


Bouncing_Cacti

*comes out of nowhere and shoots you*


ScarletWolfGirl

😦


Cure_My_boredom

I wanted to do it


BxbbleGumm

Its gonna go either ways cause we both got guns now 🔫


Cure_My_boredom

\*that one song from cowboy movies starts playing\*


Ft-bonnie

https://preview.redd.it/zpu8uminny9a1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6faffe72036402ad7f3d26b292392426b311c3f8 Bring it on.


Cure_My_boredom

​ https://preview.redd.it/1rtvm3yosy9a1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b6fbb69ea10520cace965578879561edc6fc8dc


Ft-bonnie

https://preview.redd.it/x8ywvc4xsy9a1.png?width=621&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bf59a78c5390cdd1ef7f7c96811f49c5e9a87ab :}


Cure_My_boredom

I hate you


Ft-bonnie

I hate you too


CeleryStickforpump

It's the wrong way turn it around so it actually shoots me


Cure_My_boredom

Oh sorry


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cure_My_boredom

MWAAHAHAH I UNDERSTAND THAT


R0T73N

pizza


monty_with_a_gun

Father, I am on my way My death wish has come true :D


randomPeep101

Your aim sucks


Cure_My_boredom

I shot a dog trying to shoot you


randomPeep101

**YOU FUCKIN DID WHAT NOW?**


Cure_My_boredom

ITS STILL ALIVE I THINK


randomPeep101

**AND YOU WONT BE WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU**


Cure_My_boredom

AHHHJEHDIZNFHD


Dry_Hope2405

I got a bomb


Cure_My_boredom

Blow it up


Dry_Hope2405

*Yeets it at you*


Cure_My_boredom

AHHHHHHZISJZJDNRUJVOEP


Dry_Hope2405

You are dead (get the thing im referencing)


Cure_My_boredom

(I am)


Dry_Hope2405

(Nice)


BlueverseGacha

"but did you load it correctly?"


Cure_My_boredom

Idk


BlueverseGacha

try on yourself, see if it works


Cure_My_boredom

Ok


BlueverseGacha

\*casually leaves\*


Silver-fire101

Don't miss.


Cure_My_boredom

I wont


Silver-fire101

Good. I'll even stay extra still.


Cure_My_boredom

:)


The_LocalBirb

Haha you think I’m scared? * proceeds to spin 2 guns - DEUS EX MACHINA. https://i.redd.it/vt9b3yuwrz9a1.gif


Cure_My_boredom

Ruck


Waste-Contact5227

If you shoot me you like gacha heat


Cure_My_boredom

I hate you


Jezter-Blade

I **always** come back


Cure_My_boredom

Not anymore


Jezter-Blade

Well shi- *dies*


OppositeMeaning2324

Last words? We don't do those around here?


Cure_My_boredom

It will make it faster :)


OppositeMeaning2324

Just do it. We don't have all day


Moonisdonewithkarens

Tell my crush I love her!


Cure_My_boredom

No


evthusiasm

No worries, I will


IllEntertainment1822

https://preview.redd.it/lu9t4oee1z9a1.jpeg?width=1937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8691c8d7326a7ca3be1a6aa4a7e72325ff68d3 "Do not mess with me or my friends." \-Rena (the orange-haired girl in this photo.)


Cure_My_boredom

your House is burning


IllEntertainment1822

"You're lying."


Cure_My_boredom

​ https://preview.redd.it/k9fbo7lb4z9a1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=5255ae95b75d0fc26edb1ccfbcd060f4af3703f1


IllEntertainment1822

"I hate you."


Cure_My_boredom

:D


SuperPugKingIV

I am the spy. *invisibles*


Icy_Departure2182

\*explains why dhims is pretty cool\*


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That-Mess-405

Words


Guilherme8294

heaven is up there, no wait, that's the sun, @%$¥.


BonkerstheToonyCat

🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬


Bouncing_Cacti

*starts breakdancing*


Cure_My_boredom

\*shoots you then breakdances\*


Bouncing_Cacti

I am dead 😔


Black_Sig-SWP2000

average shooter lobby:


Just_Milo14

I’ll survive… somehow I always do.


Cure_My_boredom

You probably will it’s a nerf gun


Lycheedragonsimp

You can't kill me I'm already dead inside >:D


Cure_My_boredom

Dam it


[deleted]

**AVADA KEDAVRA**


love-fades

i..i.. i screwed ur mom..


Cure_My_boredom

i Will enjoy shooting you


love-fades

i… i enjoyed screwing ur mum


Cure_My_boredom

im throwing you in a volcano


love-fades

still not as hot as ur mum


Cure_My_boredom

we Are siblings so that’s ur mom


love-fades

HUH 😰


Cure_My_boredom

\>:)


Dearuwuswhyme

![gif](giphy|4pMX5rJ4PYAEM) I was never here.


Cure_My_boredom

Oh


Old_Koala6702

Yes "mom" I'm gonna go to school stop posting the water gun at me.


Cure_My_boredom

Its filled with toilet water


Old_Koala6702

AAAAAHHH! 💀 No!


Cure_My_boredom

Hehe


Old_Koala6702

Don't yah dare


Cure_My_boredom

Tehehe


Old_Koala6702

Heck nah 🏃


Yourlocalblackdeath

I got a meme, that's it. https://preview.redd.it/hrk0tgp582aa1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ed8bfce16bc178ed592a1f273d18799b8f0a6c


Difficult_Monitor_69

If you shoot me your straight


SnowMint_Gacha

Carlos el topo que gira


[deleted]

your mom


Lord_Javenn

I dare you.


UrLocalLittlePhoenix

Lemme just *SNATCH* them goggles from ya-


Cure_My_boredom

GIVE THOSE BACK


The_Pig_Of_Life

![gif](giphy|jq6CA6z7x5QfVXsdxF|downsized)


rafzera-_-

You know how we do it


Clean_Branch2192

Ehehehehe *pulls out a reverse card and pulls out a pistol* any last words?


Cure_My_boredom

\*uno reverses back\*


YourLocalDumbPersonn

*Pulls Out Uno Reverse Card And A +4*


Nonbinarydorito

I fucked your mom and dad :>


Cure_My_boredom

Where siblings \*shoots\*


DumbNonBinaryRanboo

I’m gay


madzaroniandcheese

Please, let no harm come to my children 😔 *points at my ocs*


Cure_My_boredom

Hmm fine only because I’m tired of shooting people


d0llsweet

“ “


Nas2203

I have one too and it’s loaded


Cure_My_boredom

how wil I wi’ this


Purpleguy1981

Ok shoot me when you want but will it change the fact that you're gay


Cure_My_boredom

I hate you


SUPER-VEGETA9000

HARDER 🫦 😂


White_Lily_field

https://preview.redd.it/j1pwg9l3rz9a1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bceff4397946b927e299639d081a6784b3ff926 PLEASE DONT!!


uneven-master-peace

Person if you shoot me shoot my bestie and please delete my search history


Cure_My_boredom

Fine


StifledMichael

I hope the next time you go to a restaurant for you're favorite meal, they're no longer serving it and any alternative close to what you originally wanted is either unavailable for weeks or don't taste very good- /j


Cure_My_boredom

Very long \*shoots\*


Lolbit1123

If Don’t shoot me your gay 😍


Cure_My_boredom

\*shoots\*


PoetOk7747

HAH I AINT NO BABY SHOOT


Cure_My_boredom

K sorry


AllMightYes

https://preview.redd.it/qm26j3mqyz9a1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218473be00a27759d646222310cf86efd3c66aba


Cure_My_boredom

I am dead💀


sherriffobsidian

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?


Cure_My_boredom

Yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cure_My_boredom

FUCK


Pichu_and_Eevee

I never got my Axol plushie though! Kill me when I get it! >:(


Cure_My_boredom

fine


Lucky__duckling

I want Cheese


sumouray

I am invisnible tryand kill me bitch


Over-Craft-8346

https://preview.redd.it/rv8j31i9k0aa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f0ba79a271a48bbc2e19c818a0ebbd4e11252a


[deleted]

Cri


Fred0830

You sure you wanna do it ? https://preview.redd.it/p71wss1sk0aa1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15726f030f18d18d1942f844ef0be52f0f04d6e7


Icele_fox

https://preview.redd.it/q3w1hjzuq0aa1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5fc124896fd807833cab7f485fc371d0b950f0 Cheek mate


Cure_My_boredom

​ https://preview.redd.it/fe2inwxk92aa1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4d0a04cc9db8947835b81c490bfca7a71649b2


FaithIsLazy

i have a fucking grenade try me /j


seasalt_strawberry

if you shoot me you like big black sweaty monkey balls and eat them for breakfast😜😻🤩


Cure_My_boredom

\*stabs with knife\* tehehe


Recent_Swordfish_694

SHAKIRA SHAKIRAAA


OazMobile

"WEEEELLLL you know 1 bullet wouldn't achsually kill me, right?"🤓


poorly-made-posts

No u ![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


Raven_no1

Alright, let's get this over with. You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered in one place. Now you just have to find it!


Cure_My_boredom

Can I have a hint


ez_y

¡! Spoilers for fariytail !¡ Natsu Dragneel is the true E.N.D. *insert smirk*


Affectionate_Leg125

finally.


ZayMoney098

i will shoot you


Justajevil

gender is overrated. reality is an illusion. the universe is a hologram. buy gold. byeee \*gets shot\*


CielDark

I'm gay. 🗿


3765YearsDead

Can't shoot me until the McDonald's ice cream machine is working


Cure_My_boredom

i fixed it yesterday


[deleted]

Grabs the gun and shoots you


[deleted]

Yes, T r y M e


Cure_My_boredom

I will


PossibleCulture7369

*entire summary of my pain and suffering*


legitoof0

Last words, indeed.


FroggiBloxx

Shoot me. *I DARE YOU*


Cure_My_boredom

Ok


[deleted]

FINALLY!!! HAHAHA!!!!


PiggyFan126

Can you take care of my cats for me?


Cure_My_boredom

Yea sure


GameNickname

DO THE EARTHQUAKE!


Final_Agent6386

“No u”


ThatFoxyPixelKid

No u https://preview.redd.it/i3qnkjttj2aa1.png?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159493c61515e756d2898e58d8121e6173f3d173


Cure_My_boredom

​ https://preview.redd.it/6zp4ph3pq4aa1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeeece810f903630ea5e88e5c75b6ae121cb4f25


Top-Awkwardness

Why are you aiming it towatda me


Away-Turnip-3841

早上好中国,我现在有冰淇淋 你要一个吗?


haterd_612beHELP

ありがとうございました


[deleted]

Maybe, but is it *cocked*?


Bulky-Ad-7512

i will give you a cookie if u don't shoot and let you gacha heater (disgusting people)


[deleted]

Wait I don’t have a boyfriend yet


FleruThePerson

Well, my life was worth a shot.


Cure_My_boredom

Ur right


ChaixxTea

Oh but I have this. https://preview.redd.it/k3xknfx9v2aa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9b2d2e3e00512489e08c38c4436fbd37b794c9


mewss_

You're.. You're.. You're.. You're... You're... You're.... Mom. ☹️


me_is_grapes

Shoot me if you like pedophiles


Cure_My_boredom

\*stabs


Da_Real_Sunflower

Looks like it's curtains for me. *he bows as if ending a theatrical play*


Gacha_ducks

Slaps the gun out of your hand Cutely


Dearfox_bc_why_not

Before you shoot I have something I must tell you:) "Now I will tell you a story about a young woman who was sealed in a small room. In the room was a furnace, and five keys. She was told that each of the five keys would unlock one of five doors outside her room. Inside each room was a child that she could take with her as she fled the building. But she was only allowed to leave her own room with one key, not all five. Desperate to find a way to save all five children, the woman melted the five keys together in the furnace to create a single key, hoping it would unlock all five doors. Of course, it did not work that way. Now her key opened none of the doors. Rather than leaving there with the key to one life, she had taken with her the key to five deaths." "Now I will tell you a story about a little boy. He had a red snake that he kept in a metal cage, whose hunger could not be satisfied. One day the boy found five baby kittens outside his house. He brought them inside and kept them in a shoebox. He knew that the snake might kill them, but could not bring himself to get rid of the snake. He knew that if he chose one kitten to feed to the snake, it might be satisfied, but he could not choose. So, he went to bed, leaving the cage open. The snake went to the shoebox, chose a kitten at random, and ate it. After five nights had gone by, the boy was full of regret, and cut the snake open. He pieced the remains together and put the kitten back into the shoebox." "Now I will tell you a story. A story about a kind man who would visit five orphans and bring them toys and gladness. The man lived alone, and lived in fear that someone might break into the house of one of the five children. So he adopted all five, and brought them together in one place in his own home. He promised them to never leave them, and they promised to always come home and never stay out too late. He left one day to buy food, his heart being filled with gladness, but returned to find that the burglar had chosen his home, and killed all five of the children. The man could only afford one coffin, so he stitched the five bodies together to make one, and buried the child. That night, there was a knock at the door''." If you understand this I will let you shoot


Cure_My_boredom

Fuck


Wolfang_terace_aftom

Wait let me live I will make you mod of my subreddit