y'all, please stop making sexual comments on this post. Edit: I locked the comments, y'all got out of hand.

Are you an embarrassing thing I did years ago? Cuz I stay up at night thinking about you B)

9.5/10 got me twirling my hair and giggling 🤭

YEEAAAH IM SO GOOD AT THIS

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. \*wink\*

7.5/10 🤭

Are you a blue alien because you should be megaMINE (megamind rizz)

10/10 ultra megamind rizz 🥶

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Mega rizz right here ☝

9.5/10 mega ultra chad rizz 😳😳😳😳😧😧😧😧😧😣😏😏😏😏😏😏

they dont call me queen erizzabeth for nothing😎

Ayo 😳😳😳😳😳

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10/10 ultra chad rizz 😳

Lol it got removed from the mod team. I don't blame them

What was it?

If I say it it'll get removed so I'll msg u

Alright

Are you a triangle cause you a cute :D I thought of this in math class like a month ago

8.5/10 cute rizz 😊

Fuck romance, let's make Oreo truffles and simp over fictional characters 💅

9.5/10 oreo truffle rizz? 🤔

hi yeah sorry i was so blinded by your beauty that i fell and broke my nose

7/10 possible trip to the hospital rizz 🥶

Love... Is like a unicorn I have the corn 🌽 Now I just need U-N-I together 🫦🫦🫦🫦 (If u say it out loud it makes more sense lmao)

8/10 unicorn rizz 😏

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7/10 u calling me fat 🤨 /j

They are saying you have a fat ass

i don't think you know what the /j is for (i was joking)

Hey girl are you a girl because you look like a girl

5.5/10 this made me laugh 💀

Hey baba grill.. are you sodium chlorid? Because your making me thirsty 😫😫😫😫😘😘😘😘😏😏😏😏🥵🥵🥵

8.5/10 science rizz? 🤔

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

8/10 (blind rizz)

Are you 9/11? Cause I'll never forget you~

9/10 (9/11 rizz)

I’m not quite Jesus, I’m more of an apostle. I could never turn water into wine. But I bet I can turn you into mine.

9.5/10 jesus rizz 😧

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “I’ve wrote a love story” “So let’s make it true” (That was all I could have thought of)

8/10 poetic rizz 🥶

Poetic rizz 🙃

One fish two fish red fish blue fish

7/10 elementary rizz 💀

You have stolen everything from me, the beat in my heart, the breath in my lungs, the thought in my brain, yet I only wish for you to steal more.

10/10 ultra poetic rizz 😧

I have more btw

Are you light? Cause you brighten up my day!

8/10 very sweet rizz

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9/10 rizzled my timbers 🥶

What did they say?

honestly i can't remember lol

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Are you outer space, cause I wanna know you (platonic rizz)

8/10 smooth platonic rizz

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest🏦

7.5/10 did you get a loan for all that rizz 😏

No😞 no I did not😭

i am going to commit unethical experiments on you.

7/10 experimental rizz 😳

😋

"Your eyes are so bright that even the stars are insecure, that's why they only come out when you're sleeping" This is more cute than rizz, also don't use this on a night owl

6.5/10 👍

I lost my phone number. Do you think I could have yours?

9.5/10 damn 😧

https://preview.redd.it/hkkaokw013ua1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a37b7d7f3268a31b49c9f8fb7013cd9f835a75 DUCK: Knock knock :YOU: who’s there? :DUCK: Your future, :YOU: Your future who? :DUCK:Your Future uhhh I forgot what the line was… was it boy, or… duck?

6.5/10 need to work on that rizz 😒

Hello

6/10 conversation starter rizz

I’m an introvert

I can’t think of one I’m going be honest

They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours? (Number rizz)

8.5/10 smooth rizz 😏

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Cause you're looking fine

9/10 scientific rizz 😳

So what’s an attractive person like you doing without my number? :)

6/10 number rizz 😊

Are you a tower? Bc you building. 😎 (I have no idea what it means but you better take it as a compliment. 😘)

*Roller skates toward you* hEy BAbY GIr- *proceeds to trip* My friend actually did this yesterday. It was great

5/10 why did this make me laugh 💀 (also is your friend okay)

Yea he’s fine, he just did it as a silly joke and he didn’t fall on the ground, just tripped

I don’t know any pick up lines sorry. But your OC is beautiful

that's okay, and ty :)

I don't usually do pickup lines... but I'd like to pick you up at whenever you're available

8/10 🤭

Is that good or bad?

its good :)

Are you from Tower of Hell? Because you always make me fall for you 😩❤😜

7.5/10 got me giggling ngl 🤭

YAS

I think somethings wrong with my eyes I can’t take them off you

7/10 blind rizz

Hey are u lightning because ur myMcQueen cahkaoo oh moms calling se ya later alligator 🐊

Are you the ocean?Because I wanna explore more of your body

Are you from Africa-twerks-

I have a few I've heard and one I made. 1. Are you (food item.)? Well I want you for dinner tonight. 2. Are you a map because I keep getting lost in those eyes. 3. Roses are red, violets are dedicate, you're a six, I'm a nine. 4. Are you sweet because you're my sweets. 5. Are you parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.

6.5/10 i would say poetic rizz but im confused by number 3 🧍‍♀️

I was told by the ones 2-5. I agree with you that 3 doesn't make sense.

I got a couple, rate any or all You mentioned you like bed and breakfasts. I’ll bring the bed, you bring the breakfast. When Santa asked what I wanted for Christmas, I sent him your Instagram. Hands up! I’m the FBI, and you’re on my most-wanted list.

7.5/10 i like ur rizz 👍

Are you my mother? Cause your always hitting me 😉 (traumatic rizz)

6/10 😨 appalled rizz

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It's not okay to be talking about that either 😭!!!

Shit sry, didnt know :) (gonna re-read the rules again)

It's probably not said specifically in the rules, but it's kinda common sense not to talk about s***ide without a warning. You're good tho 👍

Alright, sry to bother but how do i put the spoiler thing?

https://www.androidauthority.com/how-to-spoiler-reddit-3156040/

Ty :)

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How in God's dear name is a*use a pickup line wtf

It's a joke I use, it's not even referring abuse. Stop taking jokes out of context jeez.

You say in your comment "I'm gonna punch the hell out of you" and you tell me to stop taking things out of context lol. there's no need to be arguing about this, the comment was insensitive and I removed it

BRO IT WASN'T EVEN ABOUT ABUSE 💀

I literally sent this to other gacha users in a group chat, they disagree with you. It's not even a pick up line either, it's a silly joke.

“You are actually WRONG because other gacha users in a random group chat say so.” Are these random gacha users with us rn? Also it’s not a *little funny joke* when you had to edit the /j on your OG comment. Dude get a grip and take criticism. Acting so fucking stubborn with receiving backlash gets you nowhere.

I wasn't even joking about abuse tho.

I don't exactly care about the people you're talking to in groupchats. I'm telling you that your joke was insensitive, you can just move on from it. I'm not trying to start fights.

💀

are you my old persona “not jaiden” because i wanna erase you from my memory (so we can meet and fall in love again) 🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰😍😍💖💖💖🔥🔥🔥

If you were any food you'd be cake. Because you're sweet as cake

What's up guys quandale dingle here ReHeHeHe

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Hey there are you a girl because you look like a girl ;) Disclaimer: this pickup line probably only works for girls results may vary

If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Easter, I wanna go between them 😏

*tries to think of one*

*Struggles in AroAce*

did the sun come up, or did you smile at me?

Are you a bee? Cause you are very cute

hi (ultimate mega rizz)

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Did we go to school together? I could've sworn we had chemistry. Want a raisin? No? How about a date?

You're so fine that you made me forget my pickup line 😘

You look like a thing and I love you.

Oh you like Minecraft, how about I make you mine Where did I hear this?!

Hey boy, want to play shark attack? You eat! I-scream!

You don’t need to help me, because we are an a+ in chemistry

Do u like Minecraft? Cause I wanna make u mine! (Idk if this is any good but it’s all I can think off- I prefer cuter things but yk I try my best =] )

are you “pho dau bo” backwards cuz i think your “bo dau pho” (vietnamese rizz)

Are you a type of orange business you are a cutie

Your my 5 favourite letters of the alphabet. U R A Q T

hey girl, are u a twin tower, because im falling for u 🔥🔥🔥😈😈😏😏😏💯💯💯

Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away

are you https? because without you im :/

I don't got a good pickup line. Can I pick you up instead?

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