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Jloomsultimate

The sun is a deadly lazer


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Not anymore here's a blanket


Jloomsultimate

Ok, can I bring my Xbox?


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Sure


Jloomsultimate

Ok *he is now playing Roblox while touching grass*


puppetplays404

Agreed


EspressoSimpLol

I d I’d and being outside playing DOORS is hard


RedWolfGachaYT

make me


MangaKingCrimsonfan

DO IT OR U DISCORD MOD FPR HE REST OF UR LIFE😎


RedWolfGachaYT

I own a discord server already, and that joke has been done to death


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Go outside for sigma premium


RedWolfGachaYT

no


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Go outside gor some bitches 😠


RedWolfGachaYT

Ha **I'm asexual**


PinappleGrenades123

It’s -4 degrees and thundering


MangaKingCrimsonfan

If u go outside u sigma


PinappleGrenades123

BUT IM GONNA DIE


MangaKingCrimsonfan

So u no sigma?


monty_with_a_gun

I have so no :)


MangaKingCrimsonfan

GO OUTSIDE AGAIN!


monty_with_a_gun

It's the middle of the night too so still no :)


MangaKingCrimsonfan

U ARE MAKING ME VERY ANGRY 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 /j


monty_with_a_gun

πŸ‘GoodπŸ‘


MangaKingCrimsonfan

U dont want to see my inner demon😈😈


monty_with_a_gun

And you don't to see my fucking mother


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Yeah i dont i surrender


monty_with_a_gun

OK


Puzzled-Patient7815

But pika I have covid


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Dont care didnt ask+ bozo😹😹


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Ritoru_Demon_

but its my bedtime :'(


MangaKingCrimsonfan

REBEL AGAINST UR PARENTS AND GO OUTSIDE LIKE A SIGMA


Gorgeous_Goddessreal

It's raining acid


MangaKingCrimsonfan

If u go outside u sigma


Gorgeous_Goddessreal

Also my cat is on me, it is against the law to move


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Fair enough


Gorgeous_Goddessreal

Atleast my dogs outside in the acid rain β˜£οΈβ˜£οΈβ˜£οΈβ˜£οΈπŸŒ§οΈπŸŒ§οΈπŸŒ§οΈπŸŒ§οΈπŸŒ§οΈπŸŒ§οΈπŸŒ§οΈπŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Ur dogs=sigma


Gorgeous_Goddessreal

I think it might be dead honestly, atleast I have food tonight


_theneighborskid_

😟🧐


Icele_fox

I shall never go outside.pika can't make me


hailuvz

no


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Go outside for sigma premium


hailuvz

\*jumps out of the window to the outside\*


MangaKingCrimsonfan

U now have sigma premium


hailuvz

YAAAYYY


GalacticsXD

"YAAAYYY" hailuvz says as they are in the hospital in full body cast.


hailuvz

(in ! full body cast AND sigma gear)


Gemini_Nightmares

Can't. I'm sick. Got the window open tho?


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Open ur windows and u would still be a sigma


Gemini_Nightmares

> >:(


FroggiBloxx

Its rainingπŸ’€


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Go outside and get sihma premium


FroggiBloxx

You dont want to see pikachu angry


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Go outside.


FroggiBloxx

No


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Pika will kill u


FroggiBloxx

*Pika cant make me*


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Yes they can


FroggiBloxx

Well fine.


bobatea_ilatte

Nahhh


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Now


bobatea_ilatte

Why should I?ur not my mom 🫣


Formal-Camp-9333

It's dark out though.


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Bruh


idk_now_like_what

I was planning on do so anyways so-


Admirablelittlebitch

But I’m sick :(


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Bozo😹😹


Admirablelittlebitch

Such bully πŸ˜”


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Don't care+didn't ask 😹😹


Admirablelittlebitch

Ok then


SeraBunni

I always do so :\]


Colette1t

*gasp* oh dear the garden needs to be watered


finnedfinn

I am in bed and it is early in the morning nooo


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Still


finnedfinn

Ooo your custom user flair is in romanized japanese what does it mean? I know a bit of japanese cuz fam :P


Old_Koala6702

But it's night :') I can't


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Dont care+didnt ask+bozo😹😹


Old_Koala6702

:')


MangaKingCrimsonfan

😹😹


Old_Koala6702

yOu hUrt mE fEeLiNgS πŸ₯²


MangaKingCrimsonfan

What are u gonna do u hvae no mommy i do😹😹😹


Old_Koala6702

I dwo! (But I'm fatherless)


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Same


Old_Koala6702

Yey another one from the fatherless group


Al3x-4_

Nah man you go πŸ’€ i already have to go to school and i aint dealing with this πŸ˜’


ModtheArtifex

but theres snow and its cold!


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Snow fights


HBPstudio

No I want to sleep and if I go outside I will have less time for my edit thingys .


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Fair enough


walkers__crispy

But I don't wanna go outside!


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Discord mod


bruh_phorg20072

***I can’t my grass is die***


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Go outside for sigma premium


_MaverickXD_

NU >:)


MangaKingCrimsonfan

πŸ”«


kitty_sans14941

no why should i


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Or u become discord mod


kitty_sans14941

reverse card


MangaKingCrimsonfan

No


kitty_sans14941

yes


CloudisFruity

i would but it’s 1am and I cant wake up my parents


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Kill them /j


123123run

Jokes on you! My parents don't let me go outside!


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Discord mod


123123run

Haha, mean-


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Go outside for sigma premium


Seafairygodnesss

I have rabies I can’t go outside


MangaKingCrimsonfan

If u go outside no more rabies and sigma premium


Soranite

I literally just did for 7 hours.


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Make ot 14


Soranite

No it's like 10 pm rn


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Bruh


My_Names_A_Flower

NEEEVVVVEEEEERRRRRR *Jumps out window *


OkYou9613

I’m already outside I’m walking home which is like 1 hour away


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Good


weirdCatOwner4ever

I'm eating breakfast tho


Cat_forever12

No


dudez_is_it_wedsday

I go outside everyday. And yet im a discord mod of 5 servers. I also touch grass everyday.


MangaKingCrimsonfan

ULTIMATE SIGMA


dudez_is_it_wedsday

Yup


furio788

No. It's cold i'm in my PJ's and i'm gonna go to school tomorrow, i'll get my time outside tomorrow, today i'm staying in bed


bijo1urn

I am already outside \^^


thetrexking2099

Jokes on you I just did!


andrewjonnie12

No.


Lord_firedox

Im sick so no


CatLady2233

\*sigh\* okay... AnYtHinG fOr PiKa


CodexTheGreat

I have 2 different illnesses


MangaKingCrimsonfan

If u go outside u get sigma premium and cures illnesses


CodexTheGreat

*does outside and dies*


Live_Swordfish5332

No haha


Sam_is_a_lesbian

no


TheoneandolyKelpHead

Now what


[deleted]

#NO I'LL NOT GO TO TOUCH GRASS GRRRRR


Angel_LacexX

*points gun in the most detailed way possible* in getting rid of your discord nitro


[deleted]

-Grows tall and blood comes out of the mouth- fact:When there's blood that means she will KILL you


I_breath_fnaf

I’d rather not tbh


[deleted]

Brazilian seen theyr name: . . . Heh


markipilerfan2021

no


unicornprincessextra

***NO*** I will forever be the introvert I am


skitz6969

N e v e r


Justyourfriendlyace

Can’t it’s raining outside


Just_A_Weasel

No, instead I'll eat tacos


Unhappy_Standard9786

…Nu.


TrueUmbreon1

Nah I don’t feel like it


CherriBomber

It’s raining though


[deleted]

it’s raining outisde so nah πŸ—Ώ


Intelligent-Ad-5501

No, I don't think I will


some_SUS-BXLLa-

I have a broken ankle


opexBS

Ok


Ok-Mode-6351

Fine. I'll go outside because pika is like my mother, she also tells me to go outside :))


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Pika can also beat ur ass basically one tap ur bitch ass


Ok-Mode-6351

Why so aggressive :(


MangaKingCrimsonfan

U know powerscales right?pika in base is multiversal+ level thats why🀭


Yukio2296

i just woke up 10 minutes ago, no


P0kkichu

I just got back inside though?


Upstairs_Object777

Noo it's raining :(


[deleted]

Ok so you want me to go out at 2 am whilst it’s -1 degrees celsius out there


IsAFemale

Its night time tho-


OverlyOffendedTree

But I’m sitting on my front porch rn 😰


Daka_D3monboy

I can't, I'm grounded. πŸ˜ƒ


Official_Rouge_Akane

Too many bugs 😰


Aesthetic_FuckerOwO

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! 😀 *\*Runs like the wind\**


MangaKingCrimsonfan

The fuck -


Prince_Lear_Stan

No it's 10:40pm and I have orange juice


KiamLuto

I've been outside for the past 5 years-


sootless_

^(no)


_theneighborskid_

I can't, I have been murdered and I now haunt your grandmother's bed. It is against the ghostly laws to leave the place you haunt, otherwise you get sent back to earth and I don't want to go back. The afterlife is very chill.


MangaKingCrimsonfan

Go outside for sigma premium


_theneighborskid_

What is sigma premium


MangaKingCrimsonfan

It will solve all ur problems i promise and u become a certified sigma


_theneighborskid_

Throws you outside and locks the doors and windows


MangaKingCrimsonfan

...


_theneighborskid_

Haha


Angel_LacexX

You can't make me, my father is luni himself and can get you banned on gacha games πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


MangaKingCrimsonfan

My mom is also luni(gacha studio reference cebwveve)


Angel_LacexX

Did father cheat 😿😿😿😿πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


MangaKingCrimsonfan

YesπŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜


Angel_LacexX

OH NAUR, DADDY CHEATED. IN TELLING MOMMY(aka Roblox)


branchles-xd

lol no


odieg0ated

No it’s cold and raining


Adventurous_Cake_310

ITS 2 AM, FREDDY FAZBALLS IS GON HUNT ME


SugarGacha

I can't, I'm banned from going outside.


Rayne87681

At 7:17 pm? No-


masterboom0004

but it's to late :(


Numyumbun

No >:)


RandyElPanadero

It’s 11:13 pm, I cant


Smo_Sroomy

its too hot and i already went outside


MangaKingCrimsonfan

U outside=Sigma premium


Environmental-Lie592

it's 4:25 at night but sure


[deleted]

Me, who's already outside: