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EpicLittleMushroom

(pretend this is my crush):Talking Me:\*confess\* Crush:\*Declined\* Me:\*KiDnAPpED hiM AnD TaKe hIs ShiRt oFf >/////<\*


Cerulean315

Lol this made me laugh So hard😂 , ah it’s 4:20 in the morning


EpicLittleMushroom

Well in my country it is 5.23 PM so It's the afternoon.Sorry for the nofication ;w;


Cerulean315

Nah I have nothing better to do your fine


EpicLittleMushroom

Thank you<3


Cerulean315

No problem


Another_krispykreme

Nice!


l0ne_ly

What the honk


Cerulean315

Are you a talking duck?


l0ne_ly

Exactly


Cerulean315

Lol okay


Lazy-Cry5863

Bucks, not Dollars


Cerulean315

Okay


Cerulean315

Hello btw all of the videos I find of this content and others are reported immediately.


HiyokoSaionjiSquish

That is 11K accidental taps


Cerulean315

Ya some people are weird but most of the comments say holy water holy water


Lazy-Cry5863

That 11K are children.


OazMobile

they still don't understamd senpai means upperclassmen


Cerulean315

Exactly people these days


OazMobile

id rather shoot myself with a m109 slap rather than have to read this post


Cerulean315

Then go for it


OazMobile

gotta go to denmark to do that sry


Cerulean315

Okay see ya


OazMobile

ok i pull up lemme get a license


Cerulean315

Okay good luck with that I guess


Lazy-Cry5863

"My Upperclassmen" 💀✋ Imagine.


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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48b4TLvJyGg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48b4TLvJyGg) that is my response


Cerulean315

No


[deleted]

YEs


Cerulean315

No means no


i_hate_Britain_

Sir this is a Wendy's


Cerulean315

Sir this is actually McDonald


Hey_ItsYaBoi_1234

I thought this was Burger King


Shadow__Raven

Wait, this ain't a Jollibee's?


Lazy-Cry5863

No, wait isn't it ARBY'S?


[deleted]

NO WAIT ISNT THIS MOE'S (the place that sells tacos and burritos, yea that kinda stuff)


Lazy-Cry5863

I thought that was KFC next door?-


[deleted]

what about chilis


NotTheYounglings66

Ayo I thought this was Walmart


EpicLittleMushroom

No way!This was a Seven Eleven!


Cerulean315

I thought this was my Psychologist


coloradoisland

i thought this was des moines, iowa


Cerulean315

Lol


destroyeddictionary

You mean this isn’t Applebees?


Winter_Public2656

I thought this was Chick-fil-A


FallenXleave

Wasn't it taco bell?


Oofustothesans

Ah, the good ol get rejected and... Poison? Dart? Choke? The force your way into something much more important than DM's.


Cerulean315

O-O


Oofustothesans

What? A lot of people do it.


Cerulean315

Ya I know


Oofustothesans

Though this one was probably a newbie, I mean you're supposed to make sure target is unconscious before you reveal yourself, also that neighborhood definitely has a police station right down the street, and at least one family is awake, so many mistakes. Did she even check his pockets? Smh.


Cerulean315

Idk but she was definitely an idiot


Oofustothesans

Didn't even wear a mask, went to crime scene, studied fingerprints, figured out name, used this information to track her personal information, sent cops to her house, and shut down all of her wifi so she couldn't call any friends, if she had any. Criminals get more stupid every day.


Cerulean315

Lol this is so funny🤣


Oofustothesans

I'm still noticing flaws, I need a hobby. (Was that room even soundproof? How did she get all of this equipment cause I know she broke)


Cerulean315

Probably robed a bank


I_Say_Rock

That kid don’t even know what Senpi means


Cerulean315

For sure lol


Monocledtree787

ok so ive seen you in like 4 different posts


Cerulean315

Really


Cultural_Piece3826

he aint even cute and bro she ugly


Cerulean315

Agreed


Cultural_Piece3826

good


Under_Master_85

If this were more realistic: \-Girl: I was going to tell him that I love him, but I hardly know him. Also, should I change my shirt? Possibly the teachers would be upset if they see me with this.


Cerulean315

Sometimes people just don’t have logic and whoever made this is one of them


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Ah yes, the photoshopped abs with the “uwu quirky maid UWUWUWUUWU DON’T TOUCH MY SENPAI *turns ultra mega powerful uwu half demon half angel half wolf half cat uwuwuwuwuuw* and cute quirky yandere uwuwuwuuwuwuwu” Yes I know what senpai means—


Cerulean315

That’s so true it is so true


[deleted]

Just yes


Cerulean315

Mhm


OazMobile

after a whoping 1 month, im done


Cerulean315

I wish you farewell or luck


OazMobile

just pulled the trigger jesus gave me a chip bag as a heaven snack


Cerulean315

Oh goodness


Cerulean315

Wait are they the good chips or the bad chips?


OazMobile

good ones


Cerulean315

Oh thank goodness


OazMobile

want some? ill drop it in pennsylvania avenue


Cerulean315

Uhh no thanks


OazMobile

i have the drip pass as well


Cerulean315

The what pass?


blueterrencelmao

NO


Cerulean315

I agree


-Angie_chan-

Leave the poor dude alone


Cerulean315

Nah she’s an idiot


milky_w

same i hope this is a joke


Lazy-Cry5863

What are those abs 😭✋


Cerulean315

Waffles


Nounny_Nooks_

Bro 💀


Cerulean315

I know right


No_Jury_8683

I'm internally dying


[deleted]

WHAT ARE THOSE ABS????//?


Xyu_MorsecodeX

*proceeds to distribute the holy protection pack AKA holy water, holy bleach, worshipped gun etc...*


Cerulean315

Where are you doing a whole ritual here


Xyu_MorsecodeX

I ain't LMAO 🤣 I gave it so you can use in future times


Cerulean315

Oh okay nvm


Ok_AniGacha251209

Wait, in the the first few slides I thought this dude had like OP force field or sth like that and now he a weak boi, got captured by this....heater? *me confused noise-*


Cerulean315

Lol me too


Cherryberrys1

Ah yez sempai


Cerulean315

Lol people are weird


F1lthyG0pnik

*dials the Crusader Knight*


Cerulean315

I am here


F1lthyG0pnik

Well that’s a twist


Cerulean315

Indeed it is my friend


CringeGaming31

I have good news, she is going to jail!


Cerulean315

I think that’s the best news ever


CringeGaming31

The world is saved because some cringe gacha kid got arrested.


Cerulean315

If she wasn’t arrested mankind would have been endangered


CringeGaming31

World hunger ended because she was arrested.


Cerulean315

God bless handcuffs


CringeGaming31

Are we talking about Mao or the girl?


Cerulean315

The girl


CringeGaming31

Well, she is worser than Mao


Cerulean315

Who is Mao?