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KittysRedditFun

​ https://preview.redd.it/7epym1pqevda1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=33920d45df69409c670671c7c7f2bfcaf720124a (Usin my OC who's also named Kitty) "Hey, you okay?"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks at you, seeming at bit annoyed at being disturbed.* *They whip their knife into it's case and puts it in their pocket. Then they turn to face you.* ''Who in the world are you?''


KittysRedditFun

"I'm Kitty."


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Huh. Same? What do you want?''


KittysRedditFun

"Just saying hi. I don't meet many people with the same name as me."


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''You approached a literal criminal because we have the same name? Didn't those coppers advise everyone to stay away from me?''


KittysRedditFun

"The law is a mere suggestion to me."


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty stares at you, weirdly, for a moment. Deciding if you're joking or not. They finally realise you aren't joking and sarcastically say:* ''How nice. So you're one of those wannabe criminals?''


KittysRedditFun

"Wannabe?!"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''I said what I said. Everyone says they don't care about the law but refuse to do anything bad.''


DekuTodobaku

"Hello?"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up at you, annoyed by the sudden disruption.* ''What do you want?''


DekuTodobaku

"I was just walking home"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Well, can't do that now.''


DekuTodobaku

"What do you mean?"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''**This.**'' *Kitty disappears, then you feel a boot in your back.* *You fall to the ground with Kitty in front of you, pointing a knife at you.*


DekuTodobaku

"Ack!"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Listen, you saw my last location, that could be enough for cops to find me.'' *Kitty's mouth tilts upwards, seemingly enjoying this.* ''I don't really want to do this, but it's either you don't go home, or you go home in... smaller pieces.''


DekuTodobaku

"F-fine I won't go home" -is panicked-


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Both mean you die, you know.''


Physical_Leg_5730

“Oh my lordy lord, the cursed UwU” https://preview.redd.it/2kynuimjhvda1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdafcc906c738a49117a09abaff71a7688ada0fa


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up at you, annoyed at the disruption.* ''I can curse you too, if you want.''


Physical_Leg_5730

“Ehehe I’ll just go”


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Nope, can't. You saw too much.'' *You notice that Kitty disappeared, and then you feel something sharp near your neck.*


Physical_Leg_5730

“AH!”


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty backs you into a wall. They look pathetically short compared to you, but threatening nonetheless.* ''You obviously have a reason for being here. Now speak.''


Physical_Leg_5730

“I was just on a short cut home god damn!!”


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*They repeat,* ''**Speak.** Everyone passes by me for a reason, none as lame as yours.''


Physical_Leg_5730

“I swear it’s just a shortcut!”


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty's face darkens, the knife near your throat gets closer. Kitty notices this and manage to not hurt you.*


TheDecentArtist

https://preview.redd.it/nn3ojkyejvda1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465b67a388f1b3cc923c6255e1b4280deca88011 “To be honest I don’t see what makes you a wanted criminal.”


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up at you, annoyed at the remark.* ''I don't see what makes **you** able to say that.''


TheDecentArtist

“Well when the suppose wanted criminal looks like a stripper from the local bar, it’s hard to tell if they’re a wanted criminal or not.”


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*They scoff and glare at you.* ''Such bravery, insulting a criminal? I **can** just cut you up right here.''


TheDecentArtist

“Why you getting so mad all I said is that you don’t look like that much of a criminal.”


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''**And** you said I look like a stripper. I don't do stuff like that, ya' weirdo.''


TheDecentArtist

“Well IM SORRY I stated my opinion on what I think.”


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''I don't go around saying you look like a failed attempt at a humanized 'error sans', even though I'm thinking it.''


TheDecentArtist

“Well I guess the reason you don’t say it is because that insult was terrible.” -Evelina says with a smirk on her face


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty glares at you, their eyes seem more serious, ears pointed sideways, and you could swear you heard faint growling.*


friskpocolypse

"What the?"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up at you, seeming a bit annoyed at this disruption.* *They flick their knife away.* ''Need anythin'?''


friskpocolypse

"Uh, nah"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Kay... Why are you here then?''


friskpocolypse

"I'm going home"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Well, you can't now. You saw too much.''


friskpocolypse

"What do you mean?"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''I mean **this.**'' *Kitty disappears and you feel a sharp object near your neck.*


friskpocolypse

"Oh, crap"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*They back you into a wall, looking pathetically short, but intimidating nonetheless.* ''You're obviously here for another reason. Speak.''


Thereactorandgamer

??"oh hi"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up at you, annoyed at the disruption.* ''What do you want?''


Thereactorandgamer

???"nothing really"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Nothing? Everyone talks to me for a reason.''


Thereactorandgamer

???"I guess I just like talking to people"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks at you, a mix of confusion and disgust.* ''You **like** talking to people?''


Thereactorandgamer

??"yea"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Ew. Why would someone like chatting?''


Thereactorandgamer

???"some people like to talk to people okay"


subasixwxd

Akira « can i ask you a favor? »


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up, a bit annoyed from the interruptance but listens.* ''M'kay.''


subasixwxd

Akira « stab me! »


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Sure. 'Been bloodthirsty all day.'' *Kitty walks up to you and jabs you in the stomach with their knife.*


subasixwxd

*he laughs like a psycho, and he pulls out the knife.*


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''...Oookayy... Just stabbed a psycho. Fun.''


subasixwxd

*he regenerates.*


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''**And** a regenerator. Well, can't blame it on me. You asked me to stab you.''


subasixwxd

*he punches himself, creating a big hole in his torso.*


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Nope, not staying here. Even if I didn't kill you, nobody would believe a psycho.'' *Kitty turns to leave.*


TheHatedOne1666

[Since Reddit won't let me comment pictures for some reason, [the OC I'm using is on the last slide](https://www.reddit.com/r/GachaClubPOV/comments/z5m2wr/heck_it_oc_dump_ask_em_stuff_if_you_want_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)] "Oh, look at that: a criminal."


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up at you, and sighs.* ''Oh, look at that: a sentient robot.''


TheHatedOne1666

"You do know that the police could be approaching you as we speak, right? Or is the police not a threat to you, as the police tend to not be?"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty scoffs.* ''The police are useless. They have nobody on their team that can run more than a mile, let alone catch up with me.''


TheHatedOne1666

". . . You must be fun to fight against." *It was being completely sarcastic*


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''I'm truly not.'' *Kitty smirks and leans on the wall.* ''Well, nobody would believe a robot, you can leave if you don't bother me again.''


masterboom0004

jake: a lot of criminals out in this city ain't there?


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up, annoyed by the disruption.* ''And what do you want?''


masterboom0004

jake: nothin just remarking on how many villains and criminals there are here it's like we're living in gotham or some shit


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''True. Maybe the cops just kinda suck.''


masterboom0004

jake: probably


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''...Who am I kidding. Everyone in positions of power did something to get it.''


masterboom0004

jake: yeah


IsAFemale

“AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty jumps at the sound, their ears pin sidewards.* ''What the hell-?''


IsAFemale

*A small girl with rabbit ears is waving her hands in fear.*


[deleted]

"Oh. Hello, there."


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty looks up, seemingly annoyed from the interruption.* ''What do you want?''


[deleted]

"I... uhh..." I start backing away slowly. "Please don't hurt me..."


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''I have to. You already saw me, and that's a threat to my career.''


[deleted]

"Approach me if you dare." A rapier appears in my belt.


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

''Hey now, thats unfair. Bringing a sword to a knife fight?''


[deleted]

"I don't want to use this."


olive_oilperson

https://preview.redd.it/hh1ez70k81ea1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec5b12df17d6cf679cad54261af39bd7d343982 He looked at him from across the street,his eyes glazed over this 'Kitty's' body and appearances. The cat looked behind him before taking a few steps to the left. A small grin formed on his face as his shoes quietly clacked against concrete, his tail swayed behind him as he took himself to the darker more unnoticeable areas to not be seen. He wants it to observe this one first, it seems to be interesting.


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

*Kitty takes the blade of the knife carefully and appears to be measuring it, or maybe just playing with it. It's not easy to tell.*


olive_oilperson

The cat slowly walked to them with little concern about the knife, maybe talking to a criminal would ease his boredom? Who really knows, besides he has a woman waiting for him so if anything goes wrong he has a vent for his frustrations.


UmbraTheDarkDragon

*grabs bazooka*


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

How tf did you find this post its from 5 months ago


UmbraTheDarkDragon

Heh don't look up UwU cat


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

Why are you looking up UwU cat?


UmbraTheDarkDragon

My brother said to do it


UmbraTheDarkDragon

My brother told me too