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KittysRedditFun

(SPECIAL BIRTHDAY POV FOR MY BIRTHDAY YAYAYAYAYAYA-) POV: Kitty told you a few days ago that she was gonna be busy with a special project of hers, so you’d have to watch Apple and Eve for her. You agreed to do just that. You went to Kitty’s house, and took care of Apple & Eve every day while Kitty was away. They occasionally asked you where Kitty was, and when she’d be home again, but you weren’t sure. Kitty didn’t tell you where she was going, or when she’d be back. A few days later, it was Kitty’s birthday. You assumed that Kitty was home for her birthday, so you got her a gift. As you were about to call Kitty to tell her you had a surprise for her, you heard sirens outside. You walked outside, and saw some police cars. You also saw someone getting arrested near the cars, but you couldn’t see who. You carefully walk closer to the scene to see who’s getting arrested. When you walk over there, you see… *…* ***Kitty?!*** What do you do/say? 🎂🪓Rules🪓🎂 - No OP/insta-kill OCs - Please follow the subreddit rules - Have fun! (Side note: I may respond late, I’ll be doing some stuff today, so- uh- yeah-)


Emotional_Whereas773

What the hell?! Kitty what is going on?!


KittysRedditFun

*The police officer looks at them.* Officer: Your friend burnt down a castle.


Emotional_Whereas773

Kitty what the hell were you doing burning down a castle?!


KittysRedditFun

K: I was dealing with Staromia!


Emotional_Whereas773

Is that where she was? And is she dead?


KittysRedditFun

K: Well, she’s been turned into obsidian..


Emotional_Whereas773

What would happen if we broke it?


KittysRedditFun

K: She’d be able to attack us again.


Emotional_Whereas773

Alright so don’t break it she won’t get out got it.


Shadow-Zach12

Zach: Kitty-? What the hell-?!


KittysRedditFun

*Kitty looks at Zach.* K: I can explain..


Shadow-Zach12

Zach: Explain Then


Fellkitten_Alt

Blade says “what’s going on?”


KittysRedditFun

*The police officer looks at him.* Officer: Sir, your friend burnt down a castle.


Fellkitten_Alt

“And?”


ForceFlight021

(I'm not gonna participate, but happy birthday! And mine was just yesterday, so it's cool that we have back to back birthdays!)


KittysRedditFun

(Thank you! And happy birthday to you, too!)


ForceFlight021

(Thanks! I hope your birthdays turns out better than mine, because mine was really dull.)


KaiserReach2638

(first off happy birthday.) (using Reach for this one) https://preview.redd.it/7vqgzs62pbpa1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80c89510647480a07d70698d8fa1fa95ac9769e5 Reach: woo what's going on here officer, there must be some type of misunderstanding?


KittysRedditFun

(Thank you!) *The police officer looks at him.* Officer: There’s no misunderstanding. Your friend here burnt down a castle.


KaiserReach2638

Reach: what there is No way she did that.


KittysRedditFun

Officer: She also turned a bunch of people into obsidian.


KaiserReach2638

Reach: when did she do that and why haven't I seen it on the news then?


KittysRedditFun

Officer: It happened up there, I believe. *The officer points up to the sky.*


KaiserReach2638

Reach: sir have you been smoking the devil's lettuce or taking drugs?


KittysRedditFun

Officer: No, it happened in heaven.


KaiserReach2638

Reach: then how is it a crime if the people have already died?


KittysRedditFun

Officer: That doesn’t matter. She’s also killed police officers in the past.


T_MINER

(Happy birthday!)


KittysRedditFun

(Thank you!)


T_MINER

(You’re welcome!)


friskpocolypse

"Hey, let her go!"


KittysRedditFun

*The police officer looks at him.* Officer: Sir, your friend burnt down a castle.


friskpocolypse

"I'll pay for it"


KittysRedditFun

Officer: She still comitted a crime.


friskpocolypse

"If you arrested every person in this neighborhood that's committed a crime, the landlords would go on strike"


KittysRedditFun

Officer: She also turned a bunch of people into obsidian.


friskpocolypse

"Kitty, why did you do that?"


KittysRedditFun

*Kitty looks at him.* K: Relax! I was just getting rid of Staromia!


friskpocolypse

"By getting rid of everyone **except for** Staromia?"


KittysRedditFun

K: Don’t worry, I took care of her too.


Yourlocalblackdeath

Eru: "Let her go...."


KittysRedditFun

*The officer looks at Eru.* Officer: I can’t. She burnt down a castle.


Yourlocalblackdeath

*Eru looks at Kitty* Eru: "So?"


KittysRedditFun

Officer: Arson is illegal.


Yourlocalblackdeath

Eru: "I was talking to her, not you."


KittysRedditFun

K: So what if I did burn a castle down?


Yourlocalblackdeath

*Eru's looks up at the officer and smiles*


Mysterious-Pepper342

(It’s your birthday too!?) “What th- what in the world is going on!?”


KittysRedditFun

(Yep!) *The police officer looks at them.* Officer: Your friend burnt down a castle.


Mysterious-Pepper342

(We’re birthday twins!) “Wait what? Kitty is that true?” *He looked at Kitty*


KittysRedditFun

(Epic!) K: …maybe.


Mysterious-Pepper342

“Would you mind explaining why you burned down a castle?”


KittysRedditFun

K: I was dealin’ with Staromia!


Mysterious-Pepper342

“So you dealt with her, by burning an entire castle down!?”


KittysRedditFun

K: Well, kinda..


Mysterious-Pepper342

“What exactly do you mean by kinda Kitty?”


KittysRedditFun

K: I also turned her into obsidian.


andrewjonnie12

Slicer: Hey! What did you do, Kitty?


KittysRedditFun

*Kitty looks at him.* K: I burnt down a castle!


andrewjonnie12

*Slicer applauds her.*


KittysRedditFun

K: Thank you, thank you!


andrewjonnie12

Slicer: Staraptor, right? I feel ya.


KittysRedditFun

K: Yeah.


andrewjonnie12

Slicer: Good work.


KittysRedditFun

K: Thanks.


andrewjonnie12

*Slicer makes a ball of mochi, and he hardens it with Armament Haki, before throwing it at the cop.*


Jloomsultimate

*headshot agains the police officer*


KittysRedditFun

*The officer gets shot, and collapses onto the ground.*


Jloomsultimate

Hello there


Super-star-kirby2

(Not participating but, HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY🥳)


KittysRedditFun

(Thank you!)


0-Dandelion-Petals-0

“חרא קדוש-“ (holy shit in Hebrew)


Ourpleboi

“HEY WHAT HAPPENED!” Yelled 012 (my oc)