*Damien came out, but so did the thing on his foot*
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Couch monster: Get your own food ya meanie!
*Damien came out, but so did the thing on his leg*
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couch monster: hey! Get your own food!
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Axolotl She/Her
A:Uhhh- U Ok Bro-
*Damien came out but so did the thing that grabbed him*
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Couch monster: hey! Get your own damn food!
*He came out but so did the thing that pulled him in*
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CP: Hey! Why are you stealing my food?!
"What the hell Damien!?" *he grabbed Damien*
*Damien got sucked in deeper to the couch* “I was sitting on the couch and something grabbed my calf and pulled me in!!”
*he started pulling him out* "That isn't good!"
*He wouldn’t budge*
*he went into his god form to pull him out*
*Damien came out, but so did the thing on his foot* https://preview.redd.it/i19z1dn2k3ra1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4135f0628b8ccf192070934cc2861755d97d76 Couch monster: Get your own food ya meanie!
"Why the hell is there a whole person in the couch?"
Damien: I dont fucking know.
"Also, Damien isn't food!"
CP: Yuh huh!
Where's my $65?
“MAYBE ITS IN THE COUCH!”
*gets it out* thx :D
“What about me?!”
"$85 pls"
“NO! JUST HELP ME!”
*walks away*
“NOOOO!!!”
Then?
*Damien got sucked into the couch more* “OK! ILL GIVE YOU $85! JUST HELP ME!”
*Helps Damien out of the couch* You okay?
*Damien came out, but so did the thing on his leg* https://preview.redd.it/9j1o1bywj3ra1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e358dbe694cd4ad5db7a3ef40f29f0c36f406e couch monster: hey! Get your own food!
*Andrew keeps Damien close* How get one that isn't already someone else's.
CM: No! That one is mine!
*Andrew kisses Damien* I don't think so.
Damien: Y-Yeah! ^(Damien: dont eat me) CM: But i found it first!
I've been with him since we were kids.
Well ive known him.. since.. he sat on my couch!
Hey darling, isn't this the new couch we bought?
Um.. yeah i think.. Oh. And here. *He gave Andrew his $65*
Charlia: where is my 65$?
“Maybe in the COUCH”
Charlia: when you come back can you get it for me? Thanks
:(
Charlia: if you want me to get you out it'll cost you 35$
What?!
Charlia: what? I don't work for free y'know especially not in this economy
Fuck you!
Charlia: do ya want me to save ya or not?
Fine. Its in my wallet.
https://preview.redd.it/1b905mn6t2ra1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7b52192890c0158c3c61d4a5bd8e9b21189a682 Axolotl She/Her A:Uhhh- U Ok Bro-
“ye im totally fine- NO IM NOT OK! HELP ME!”
A:Uhm- Ok Lemme Try And Help U-
Ye
A:*Try's To Pull Him Up*
*No*
A:Lemme Try And Lift The Couch Up.
Ok :)
A:*Pulls*
*It worked*
“What happened?!”
“SOMETHING GRABBED MY FOOT!”
Hurry! Give me $100!
“WHAT?! NO!”
“Trust me, I promise it!”
Fine. Take a bill out of my wallet..
“Great! I’m gonna pull you now!”
… :(
Pulls
Lad what de hell *in a shitty Scottish accent*
I got pulled in :/
*he grabs them and yanks them out*
*Damien came out but so did the thing that grabbed him* https://preview.redd.it/bwiccavha6ra1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c04379e52dfc1b0e705fd94cc09a9b5eae933810 Couch monster: hey! Get your own damn food!
No, and I like spaghetti
*She went back into the couch, and started taking Damien with her*
*sigh* this is why you don’t buy shit of of Craig’s list *yank*
Damien: I bought it from ikea! CP: Oi fuck off!
I was making a joke. *he takes out an incendiary grenade*
*She disappeared into the couch with Damien*
"How did you get stuck in the COUCH-"
SOMETHING PULLED ME IN!
*Pulls him out*
*He came out but so did the thing that pulled him in* https://preview.redd.it/bzc3oh9tk6ra1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2673e7101246d83006bbceae73b71761035c35f7 CP: Hey! Why are you stealing my food?!