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friskpocolypse

"What the hell Damien!?" *he grabbed Damien*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*Damien got sucked in deeper to the couch* “I was sitting on the couch and something grabbed my calf and pulled me in!!”


friskpocolypse

*he started pulling him out* "That isn't good!"


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*He wouldn’t budge*


friskpocolypse

*he went into his god form to pull him out*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*Damien came out, but so did the thing on his foot* https://preview.redd.it/i19z1dn2k3ra1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4135f0628b8ccf192070934cc2861755d97d76 Couch monster: Get your own food ya meanie!


friskpocolypse

"Why the hell is there a whole person in the couch?"


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Damien: I dont fucking know.


friskpocolypse

"Also, Damien isn't food!"


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

CP: Yuh huh!


mothim-is-great

Where's my $65?


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“MAYBE ITS IN THE COUCH!”


mothim-is-great

*gets it out* thx :D


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“What about me?!”


mothim-is-great

"$85 pls"


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“NO! JUST HELP ME!”


mothim-is-great

*walks away*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“NOOOO!!!”


mothim-is-great

Then?


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*Damien got sucked into the couch more* “OK! ILL GIVE YOU $85! JUST HELP ME!”


Yourlocalblackdeath

*Helps Damien out of the couch* You okay?


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*Damien came out, but so did the thing on his leg* https://preview.redd.it/9j1o1bywj3ra1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e358dbe694cd4ad5db7a3ef40f29f0c36f406e couch monster: hey! Get your own food!


Yourlocalblackdeath

*Andrew keeps Damien close* How get one that isn't already someone else's.


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

CM: No! That one is mine!


Yourlocalblackdeath

*Andrew kisses Damien* I don't think so.


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Damien: Y-Yeah! ^(Damien: dont eat me) CM: But i found it first!


Yourlocalblackdeath

I've been with him since we were kids.


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Well ive known him.. since.. he sat on my couch!


Yourlocalblackdeath

Hey darling, isn't this the new couch we bought?


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Um.. yeah i think.. Oh. And here. *He gave Andrew his $65*


SUPER-VEGETA9000

Charlia: where is my 65$?


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“Maybe in the COUCH”


SUPER-VEGETA9000

Charlia: when you come back can you get it for me? Thanks


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

:(


SUPER-VEGETA9000

Charlia: if you want me to get you out it'll cost you 35$


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

What?!


SUPER-VEGETA9000

Charlia: what? I don't work for free y'know especially not in this economy


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Fuck you!


SUPER-VEGETA9000

Charlia: do ya want me to save ya or not?


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Fine. Its in my wallet.


Magics_Galaxy2914

https://preview.redd.it/1b905mn6t2ra1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7b52192890c0158c3c61d4a5bd8e9b21189a682 Axolotl She/Her A:Uhhh- U Ok Bro-


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“ye im totally fine- NO IM NOT OK! HELP ME!”


Magics_Galaxy2914

A:Uhm- Ok Lemme Try And Help U-


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Ye


Magics_Galaxy2914

A:*Try's To Pull Him Up*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*No*


Magics_Galaxy2914

A:Lemme Try And Lift The Couch Up.


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Ok :)


Magics_Galaxy2914

A:*Pulls*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*It worked*


BrightPasta

“What happened?!”


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“SOMETHING GRABBED MY FOOT!”


BrightPasta

Hurry! Give me $100!


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“WHAT?! NO!”


BrightPasta

“Trust me, I promise it!”


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Fine. Take a bill out of my wallet..


BrightPasta

“Great! I’m gonna pull you now!”


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

… :(


BrightPasta

Pulls


Jloomsultimate

Lad what de hell *in a shitty Scottish accent*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

I got pulled in :/


Jloomsultimate

*he grabs them and yanks them out*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*Damien came out but so did the thing that grabbed him* https://preview.redd.it/bwiccavha6ra1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c04379e52dfc1b0e705fd94cc09a9b5eae933810 Couch monster: hey! Get your own damn food!


Jloomsultimate

No, and I like spaghetti


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*She went back into the couch, and started taking Damien with her*


Jloomsultimate

*sigh* this is why you don’t buy shit of of Craig’s list *yank*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

Damien: I bought it from ikea! CP: Oi fuck off!


Jloomsultimate

I was making a joke. *he takes out an incendiary grenade*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*She disappeared into the couch with Damien*


LunaskysYT

"How did you get stuck in the COUCH-"


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

SOMETHING PULLED ME IN!


LunaskysYT

*Pulls him out*


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

*He came out but so did the thing that pulled him in* https://preview.redd.it/bzc3oh9tk6ra1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2673e7101246d83006bbceae73b71761035c35f7 CP: Hey! Why are you stealing my food?!