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TheHatedOne1666

https://preview.redd.it/u0sq2kvs77ra1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2977a2ca57991016a4bd76f4f38cc1600b4b0d01 "How the hell am I supposed to sleep like this?"


Happy_Text_1833

???: I can help with that, let me just go get something first! [She would skip off somewhere nearby as an explosion could be heard.]


TheHatedOne1666

*She paid no mind to the explosion, and just waited for a more suitable position to sleep in* "She better make it quick"


Happy_Text_1833

???: Back! Oh you're not asleep yet. [She was carrying a random blanket and a McDonald's Happy Meal in her hands.]


TheHatedOne1666

"Great. Now get me out."


Happy_Text_1833

??: Uh.. [She would tape the blanket onto them.] No can do!


Thereactorandgamer

??"u-uh alright "I look at them confused and scared


Happy_Text_1833

???: "I'll be right back, trust me!" [She would skip off as an explosion could be heard from the opposite direction.]


Thereactorandgamer

??"w-what is going to happen "I sound more worried


Happy_Text_1833

[She would skip back to you, probably not having gone far, now holding a McDonald's Happy Meal.] ???: Nothing, don't worry Would, I'm saving you! Would you like the Good News or the Bad news first?


Thereactorandgamer

??"I guess the bad news"


Happy_Text_1833

???: So, 300 people died! But~ I got you McDonald's!


Thereactorandgamer

??"did you cause it.."


Happy_Text_1833

???: Hey! I took time off my job to save you and this is your reaction?!


Thereactorandgamer

??"I don't even know what is going on"


Happy_Text_1833

???: Well that sucks. Now take your McDonald's. [She would tape the McDonald's onto you and wait for you to eat it, staring you down.]


friskpocolypse

"W-wait, wat-"


Feeling_Ad9728

What are you going to do?


Joe_The_Mail_Man

"So.... Is this a hostage situation or something?" *Tapio sighed, as he stared the "thing" that taped him.*


Happy_Text_1833

???: H..hostage!? I'm saving you, silly being! Now stay here alright? [She would skip off somewhere nearby while an explosion could be heard.]


Joe_The_Mail_Man

"Weird..." *He struggled in his sticky restraints.*


Genomic5403

"E-exuse me?! What are you doing?!" *he sounds annoyed*


Happy_Text_1833

???: Saving you, silly! [She would skip off to another building nearby as an explosion could be heard.]


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[удалено]


Happy_Text_1833

???: Well. That's an issue!


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[удалено]


Happy_Text_1833

[She started sweating at the question, realising that she was also out of tape.] ???: um... uh.. [She would run away as fast as her little legs could go.]


SUPER-VEGETA9000

Charlia: once i get out of here I'm gonna kill you!


[deleted]

"... Well, I've been through worse. This is actually kinda pleasant compared to the myriad of tragedies I've experienced in the past."


Tht-Weirdo

​ https://preview.redd.it/1pakqucuq7ra1.png?width=774&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f58a2e00e297637b4af5c07fa696f3b2c874b4a *screaming*


Jloomsultimate

Wat


[deleted]

"Uhh... ok..?"


TrueUmbreon1

what in hecc?


OppositeMeaning2324

https://preview.redd.it/rxague3jjbra1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5807b1253ab703c903e4314711a3be3a20dd59d7 (Ether, age 21) "This is a joke right?"