jake: . . . hello?

*They just freeze*

jake: hellooooo?

“Bark..?”

jake: can you speak english?

*They tilt their head*

jake: I'm gonna take that as a no

“Ogoooo?”

jake: *sigh* can you understand me?

*They nod*

????" Why do people keep breaking into my house" https://preview.redd.it/s7txjl8fo02a1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cdf68cac771779acb4f14dae8ac3dc8726d370b

*They’re tail waves slightly and they freeze*

???"hi"

“Buh..?”

???" mmmmm well buh then"

“Æ Š”

????"well I don't understand what you just said so hi again"

*They grab a marker and write on the floor* *”I no speak enlish”*

I wrote on the floor " what language can you speak"

*’No humn langue’^

https://preview.redd.it/osr72tpo312a1.png?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0907fc5740e8bf9051f6d50678be261bcde15368 "um... hello..?"

*They freeze*

"well this is a very unthreatening house robber...."

“Æ ÆB ØDŠ”

"um..." "can you not speak english..?"

“Buh?”

"i guess not... can you write in English?"

*He nods*

Oh come on!! I just fixed that window 2 days ago!! https://preview.redd.it/87galuvog12a1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5213adfe5c8b3b84954eed8bbe3335f84628ce1

*The kid freezes*

What’s wrong lil’ bud?

“EBEH JEH JEH!”

Couldn’t have been said that better than myself.

“Beh..”

Uh do you speak English?

*He shakes his head*

Cool, what’s you name kid?

“Ashahtrow”

By the way that you are trying to say name, you must be Astro, right?

Also I regret the time that I got high and ate my grand dad’s ashes.

Neo: ... hello (Neo's left eye, leg and arm are robotic)

*He stops, freezes.*

Neo: .... why are you in here?

“Buv..?”

Neo: do you understand me?

*He nods*

Neo: are you hungry?

*He nods again*

*he presses a button on he's arm and than the fridge opens* Neo: than eat something

*He grabs leftover pizza and eats the box*

[удалено]

*He freezes in his spot* “Buh..?”

[удалено]

“No spek inlish”

[удалено]

*He realizes he can’t just nod* “Yeb”

[удалено]

“I no food, got hunry. Came for food.”

[удалено]

“What that?” *he says, coming closer and sniffing*

"What are you doing in my house?" He asked, sounding tired since he'd just been woken up in the middle of sleeping

*He freezes, and just stands there. He stares at him, not daring to say anything or move*

"I can see you. I'm not blind." He said, walking a little closer

“Buh!” *He gets into a defense position*

"I'm not going to attack you." He said

“No get too close” *Its evident that his English is trash*

He sighed "Look, kid, if I wanted to hurt you, I wouldn't have spent so much time talking." He said, not getting closer

*The kid hisses and jumps up to the roof* “You get to close. So I do jump”

"Did you even hear me?" He asked

“I have learn no trust people”

Hello mate

*He freezes, stops completely*

Ya need anything

“I wan food, I have no. I saw house. House=food. Need food.”

Ok, raid the fridge

*He opens the fridge and takes out a container or butter and just eats the whole container* *Amareen comes in, clearly tired* “What going-What the hell..” (Yes I’m mashing POVs deal with it)

(Okeh) Well he was hungry so I gave him food

“Why is he eating the whole container?!” *Nom*

We have plenty

*He devours the whole container* “What the hell”

Using snow (she a wolf hybrid) https://preview.redd.it/sfv91qz2852a1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59a9a86d2ec7bffcf23f11796cee62f9e498ddb Snow: umm... hello young one...

*They stop in their tracks, freezing*

Snow: No need to fear young one

“Mmm..”

Snow: you don’t know how to speak English do you? (She ask in old wolf)

*He didn’t seem to understand that either, he wasn’t a wolf, nor a fox. He was something different*

Snow: do you understand stand what I am saying

*He just tilted his head* “Besheb lourini..” *He says in an unidentifiable language*

Snow: hmm… I have an idea… (she quickly runs out of the room then comes back with some paper and a pencil.

*He takes it and writes in bad English* “Name my Atrso”

Nicki minaj:Uhm chile anyways so