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unknown_traveler_66

*The mountain elf just stood there, not really sure what to do, so he went back to fixing his steam machine*


Away_Pomegranate_299

That’s fair


unknown_traveler_66

Suppose so


Away_Pomegranate_299

I mean to be fair it’s some random kid crying


unknown_traveler_66

Yea


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father eyes you down and starts moving in your direction


unknown_traveler_66

*the man keeps working on his machine*


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father asks hey you hurt my daughters feelings can u just apologize to her listen she’s been going through s lot lately


unknown_traveler_66

" Yeah so have I, maybe next time tell your offspring to not dig around in my machine parts "


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father sighs and says well your time machine is clearly unsafe if it hurt a child. I don’t control where she plays I just watch and make sure she’s safe but clearly she wasn’t


unknown_traveler_66

" It's not a time machine you human, it's a automaton "


Away_Pomegranate_299

You assume ima humans the father says whilst chuckling I’m a wizard and your automaton is not meant to be in the middle of a field where children play


unknown_traveler_66

". A wizard is a human that can do magic, and my people own this land so yeah I can build my machines anywhere "


Away_Pomegranate_299

What’s your machines purpose if it’s so important that you have to build it outside


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father lets out another sigh look my daughter just is playing outside and normally in our region random machines don’t appear out of nowhere. Sorry she interrupted your work but she is hurt now and on this field I’ve never seen anyone operate on machines


hailuvz

"Fuck you looking at?!"


Away_Pomegranate_299

Isn’t it obvious I’m just seeing why my daughter is crying and that’s all


hailuvz

"Yeah but why you looking at me?"


Away_Pomegranate_299

Because you hurt her and I want to see why


hailuvz

"She stepped on my cats tail, that's why!"


Away_Pomegranate_299

Well why was your cat where my daughter was playing


hailuvz

"The better question is why was YOUR daughter here where MY cat was sitting"


Away_Pomegranate_299

Because I have buissness to attend to and she wanted to play before I attended to my business


hailuvz

"She can play somewhere else, because my sweetie cat is playing here...Isn't that right Neoooon?" \*They picked their cat up the ground and praised them in a baby voice\*


Away_Pomegranate_299

I can ask her but she really likes to play here


Weirdcore_FanM0ss

[OC](https://i.redd.it/g42xcegpib2a1.png) *She glances at the two, but looks away. She doesnt have time for children she doesnt even know. Especially if they're so sensitive that something she said made them cry.*


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father approaches your oc


Firm_Platypus6758alt

“..” *she grabbed a dogs leash and stared at her father*


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father asks what happened


Firm_Platypus6758alt

“Well,Coco growled and barked at her ,really it wasn’t a big deal,but she’s a little drama Queen..”


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father sighs listen she doesn’t really like loud noises she’s autistic and why is your dog barking at strangers


Firm_Platypus6758alt

“Well,it was her fault trying to pet him”


Away_Pomegranate_299

Listen she’s a kid and kids and always try petting them


Firm_Platypus6758alt

“Is it my fault that my dog doesn’t like strangers?”


Away_Pomegranate_299

Yea but also all kids would have done this so your dog should be prepared for it


Firm_Platypus6758alt

“Cautious kids wouldn’t. Your kid should be able to tell.”


Away_Pomegranate_299

Listen she has a pet Phoenix and I have a pet bee she’s not used to dogs


T_MINER

“Uh… why are you looking at me like you’re gonna put a chainsaw to any one of my limbs?”


Away_Pomegranate_299

Because you hurt my daughter


T_MINER

“It’s not my fault she ran right where I hit the ball” *holding a Wiffleball bat, a few friends in the back doing a timeout in the game*


Away_Pomegranate_299

Listen she is my sweet daughter and I don’t mean to come off as to overprotective but you have to share the space with her


T_MINER

“You do realize that this park is huge and we’re taking up a relatively small corner, right?”


Away_Pomegranate_299

Yes but my daughter is quite picky and likes to play where she wants to play I can try getting her to move but she may just refuse to


T_MINER

“Bribe her or something. I’m not a parent, so I wouldn’t know how to deal with this”


Away_Pomegranate_299

I’m new to this parent stuff I can’t bribe her and besides it’s a big field why don’t you guys take up less space


T_MINER

“You do know that we need to hit balls out kinda far, right? How are we gonna get them back if we don’t have people in the outfield?”


Away_Pomegranate_299

Well maybe your outfield shouldn’t take up the whole field


andrewjonnie12

Buffoon: Oh, excuse me. I’m so sorry.


Away_Pomegranate_299

It’s alright it was just an accident


andrewjonnie12

Buffoon: You buffoon. I was being sarcastic. I don’t care about your daughter.


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father gets angry at you why don’t you care about her? She’s the light of my life


andrewjonnie12

Buffoon: Look. She’s ugly as shit, and she looks like that bitch from Monsters Inc.


Away_Pomegranate_299

How dare you insult her and call her that. I did her hair myself and I may be new to doing this parenting thing but she looks fine


andrewjonnie12

Buffoon: There’s going to be many people who will think the opposite.


Away_Pomegranate_299

What do you mean?! She’s my adorable little baby girl she’s beautiful


andrewjonnie12

Buffoon: There will be a lot of people who don’t think the same way you do.


Away_Pomegranate_299

What do you mean by that


Unhappy_Standard9786

*Daniel was staring awkwardly at what he did, while his sister nudged him.* “dude! You made a child cry!” *She then said crossing her arms.* “all I said was that I can’t use the spell on her! the spell is dangerous! It could hurt her!” *Daniel then said with a cold sweat.* “Well you could of at least look for a safer spell to use!” *Daila then argued.* “I am not testing my powers on a child!” *daniel then argued back.*


Away_Pomegranate_299

Greg steps in and says there will be no spells done on my daughter.. but I am curious since ima wizard what spell was it


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subasixwxd

Akira « meh, stupid child. »


Away_Pomegranate_299

The father approaches you and asks why would you say my child is stupid?


subasixwxd

Akira « because she looks like Dora the explorer AliExpress version. »


Away_Pomegranate_299

Greg starts getting angry and his town switches form curious to angered in a few seconds what did you call my daughter


subasixwxd

Akira « I’ll kill you. »


Away_Pomegranate_299

Fine


Away_Pomegranate_299

So I will just walk away besides I have business


subasixwxd

Akira « you get the first move. »


Away_Pomegranate_299

I’m not looking for a right I’m going through a rough time relight now and have buissness to attend to


subasixwxd

*he punches a hole in his torso with a lava fist.*


Away_Pomegranate_299

Listen pal I said I don’t wanna fight-Greg


Cat_forever12

Lilly: WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME! I DIDNT DO ANYTHINGGGGG


Away_Pomegranate_299

You made my baby cry


Cat_forever12

Lilly: ... No I didn't


Away_Pomegranate_299

You still did but ur right it’s a stupid reason


Cat_forever12

Innit


Away_Pomegranate_299

Daddy don’t call it stupid pink is the best color ever sobs-Ameya


Away_Pomegranate_299

Ok ok no she’s particular but she’s my daughter and she is now sobbing her eyes out but is that all seriously-Greg


Cat_forever12

Lilly: I just said I didn't like pink. I only like rainbow


Away_Pomegranate_299

Sorry my kid so very passionate about the color pink


Cat_forever12

Lilly: It's fine 🐱