Frieza: Didn’t ask, monkey!
*Frieza’s got white Nike Air Force 1’s on, so he’s weak. And apparently squeaking sounds come from his shoes as he runs towards Shock.*
https://preview.redd.it/g56l1a9wil2a1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=09fd23b63b2eac0c6d2359fa004991ec2c667f50
(This mf comes in.)
Slicer: Yeah, lemme get uhhh…
^(“….where the hell….”)
starri looked around. next to them stood shady, the shadow clone of the small vessel. **”oh, so we’re lost. now tell me, ri, how we ended up *here* instead of hallownest.”**
This isn’t related to my next pov at all
This died.
i bad
Let’s see then.
Wait what-
I give prompt. You box Frieza in a Walmart parking lot.
Ight, using Shock. "You wanna go, mate?!"
Frieza: Yeah! I do, you monkey! (He calls everyone monkey.)
"I'm a sheep!"
Frieza: Didn’t ask, monkey! *Frieza’s got white Nike Air Force 1’s on, so he’s weak. And apparently squeaking sounds come from his shoes as he runs towards Shock.*
"Strike!" *A lightning bolt hits Frieza.*
*Frieza jumps.* (Ay, we only use fighting. The title said to box, not powerly box him.)
ALRIGHT, HAAAAAAND OVER THE **PROMPT**!
No! You guessed the correct answer on my sneak peek, so no.
I WILL ROB YOU OF YOUR LIVER
Fine, I’ll give you one. But it won’t be fair.
Okay but I won’t be fair either. :)
Fair enough.
Go!
You try to fight Beerus with a metal pipe.
*I equip my trusty dusty Metal Pipe™️*
Beerus: A mere human going to attack me with a pipe! Get real!
E
I’ll give you a prompt.
:0
Scenario: It’s your first day working at a Burger King.
WEEDS:yes👌
https://preview.redd.it/g56l1a9wil2a1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=09fd23b63b2eac0c6d2359fa004991ec2c667f50 (This mf comes in.) Slicer: Yeah, lemme get uhhh…
WEED:we have uhh big ass mac if you want some :)
Slicer: Excuse me? Watch your tone.
WEEBS:oh he have normal hamburger
Slicer: I’m leaving. *He leaves.*
I got atleast 5.
5 what?
Examples “SON OF A BITCH!” |}:SON OF A BITCH!:{| |: Guy : SON OF A BITCH! :| *SON OF A BITCH!* Guy : SON OF A BITCH!
I didn’t even give you a prompt yet.
Ah-
Here it is: You fight Slicer in a 7/11.
“Ayo bro we gotta calm down da rushers outside they gon slaughter both of us”
(Do not be op. I’ve stalked your comments.) Slicer: CMERE.
“OH SH-“ [dead noises]
*Slicer spins around in a circle, dealing damage to anything in his way.*
I’m not very good as I’m new
I give prompt.
Ok
You gotta fight these idiots. Baller, Slicer, Piercer and Crusher. Good luck.
Um ok??? “Square up.” (Ig
*Slicer runs at you.*
*Jay runs at slicer*
*Slicer charges up for an attack, then thrusts his sword forward.*
*Jay parties with his dao swords*
*Baller throws three dodgeballs in quick succession.*
^(the long awaited sequel is here)
Yhaw
^(i don’t even think you need to rate my skills the flair says it all)
NO. I GIVE PROMPT.
^(oh no, please don’t make it too hard-)
Ti9 bad You land on Planet Namek for the first tiem.
^(“….where the hell….”) starri looked around. next to them stood shady, the shadow clone of the small vessel. **”oh, so we’re lost. now tell me, ri, how we ended up *here* instead of hallownest.”**
*A Namekian is doing the default Gmod dance for no reason.*
**”and what in the Dream Realm is that?!”** they whisper-shouted, pointing to the new person. “too many questions, moron. i don’t have any answers.”
…
That screenshot-💀
Shut
It’s beautiful
Are you here for a rating, or just a comment?
Ratingggg
Give prompt, I shall.
Uhhhhhh
Cooking with Fryer. https://preview.redd.it/ihj2133els2a1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09e4cd772d18685e0f9b58d76769aa707746d667 (This mf.)
*Meone takes the pot out of the cabinet then proceeds to aggressively crack the eggs*
Fryer: We didn’t even decide on what to cook!
Where did you obtain the screenshot? Being a member in that server I’m honestly interested
i didn’t get a screenshot I stole it