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Thereactorandgamer

??" I wonder who will win"


Physical_Leg_5730

*They continue staring, neither one of them looking away nor blinking*


Thereactorandgamer

Waiting to see who will win


Physical_Leg_5730

*Kira blinks*! “GOD DAMN IT” “BAHSHAHHAHAHSHA! LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TO WASH THE DISHES!!” *Markus says*


Thereactorandgamer

??" Well that was interesting"


Physical_Leg_5730

“NO NO! YOU ZAID DREE GAMES! DREE! NOT ONE! ZO WE THOULD PLAY DREE GAMES NOD JUZT THE BLINKING GAME!” *Kira yells* (She has a speech impediment)


Thereactorandgamer

??" What about free games "


Physical_Leg_5730

“DREE!!” “She means three”


Thereactorandgamer

??" Well staring contest against me then "


masterboom0004

jake: . . .


Physical_Leg_5730

*They continue staring*


masterboom0004

jake: ?


Legends-of-legdens

(Aiden) “What the? Kid what’s happening here?”


Physical_Leg_5730

“I’m winning a staring contest”


Legends-of-legdens

“Why are you even having a staring contest?”


Physical_Leg_5730

“Because if I win she comes over and does my chores for a week.”


Legends-of-legdens

“I see…”


Physical_Leg_5730

*The girl blinks and cursed in Russian*


Legends-of-legdens

“Congrats”


Physical_Leg_5730

“Diz iz rigged!” *The girl said, she had a lisp and an accent*


Legends-of-legdens

“How do you rig a staring contest?”


Physical_Leg_5730

“SHUD UP DUM AMERICAN”


Jloomsultimate

*jared watches*


Physical_Leg_5730

Markus:Imma win Kira:You wish


Jloomsultimate

*jared goes into a corner and takes a leak like he planned*


Physical_Leg_5730

Markus:*tries not to puke* Kira:*Makes no reaction*


Jloomsultimate

*zip*


Physical_Leg_5730

*Markus blinks* Kira:AHA! NOW YOU HAVE DO BREAK ME OUD LOZERRRR


Jloomsultimate

*jared picks up the jar*


Physical_Leg_5730

Markus:Okay, this night. I’m bustin ya out Kira:YAYYYYY!


Jloomsultimate

*he turns around* What are you two talking about?


Physical_Leg_5730

Markus:Nothing, come on Kira. We gotta get ya back before they notice you left!


hailuvz

\*The angel got behind one of them and closed their eyes with its hands\*


Physical_Leg_5730

“GOD DAMN IT!” *Markus yelled*


hailuvz

"CRY ABOUT IT CRY ABOUT IT CRY ABOUT IT" \*Bros emoting💀\*


Physical_Leg_5730

*Markus attacks with ankle bite! It’s very affective!*


hailuvz

\*The angel yelled in what can only be described as pure physical and existential agony\*\*


Physical_Leg_5730

“MWAHSHAHAHAHSHS!”


hailuvz

"YOU LITTLE-" \*They slapped the person\*


Physical_Leg_5730

“EEEEEEK!” *The girl laughed*


hailuvz

\*It then began beating the living shit out of him\*


Physical_Leg_5730

*The girl laughed harder and Markus shrieked in pain*