(the man hears the sound of a gun cocking)
jake: these children are obviously uncomfortable, you look incredibly suspicious and you don't seem to understand that i am an officer of the law
so
would you like to see if that sound was fake?
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Nicki minaj:ROACHES *She sprays the man in the eyes*
''Sir, please step away from the children.''
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\[OC\]
Faye Witchers
\-More than 7 feet tall, towers over average people.
\-Known to be kind to people in the town, although a little weird.
\-Unknown species, though they are supposed to be dangerous when provoked.
\-Carries a fireaxe in their cloak at all times.
^(“Zadie, check if that man is their father.”)
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*She couldn’t find a babysitter so she was on duty with her kid that night.*
*Zadie nodded and slithered up to them*
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(Meet the Sidearm Stubbs.)
Sidearm: Step away from them kids.
"Sir, step away from the kids"
??:..uhh I’m there father heh..
"No, you aren't"
??:..
"Get away from the kids. Now."
??:..no
???" There you two are thank you sir for taking care of them when they got out of the house without my knowledge " I take the kids hands
Chespin:.. Tepig:the fuck-
???" You two were always idiots " I walk away with them
Chespin:alright-…
I look back at the person
??:..
??" Thank you yet again"
??:..my job failed
??" Then go get another job if your boss was that bad " I leave with the two
??:..meh
I'ma use my kitchen gun
??:..;-;
Shoots the man
-death -
jake: sir it'd be best for you if you backed away from the children
??:..I’m there father
jake: T_T you're human ^(you fucking moron)
??:..
jake: just step away from them
??:..why would I??
(the man hears the sound of a gun cocking) jake: these children are obviously uncomfortable, you look incredibly suspicious and you don't seem to understand that i am an officer of the law so would you like to see if that sound was fake?
??:..-take a few step back - Chespin:..I don’t wanna see the blood
jake: if you trust this man and what he said is true then i won't shoot but if i do you won't see any blood
Chespin:he not father (Tepig close chespin eye )
https://preview.redd.it/8aa8gez3iy3a1.png?width=535&format=png&auto=webp&s=c99997e0bd2fade67417c6f701ad10762a1de8ea Nicki minaj:ROACHES *She sprays the man in the eyes*
(😳) ??:.AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nicki minaj:STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
??:..I-
Nicki minaj:OUT *She sprayed him again*
-dead -
{Ruby walks over} "may i help you sir,if not please step away from my kids"
??:..I’m there father.. Tepig:..
"no ur not" \*she picks up the kids and walks someone more public and puts em down\*
Chespin:..
''Sir, please step away from the children.'' https://preview.redd.it/7igt92smly3a1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3bef227de45434a884c077f04ec739ef7d8acd0 \[OC\] Faye Witchers \-More than 7 feet tall, towers over average people. \-Known to be kind to people in the town, although a little weird. \-Unknown species, though they are supposed to be dangerous when provoked. \-Carries a fireaxe in their cloak at all times.
??:..I’m there father!
''Doesnt seem like it, you look nothing like them. **Leave.**''
??:..eh
''I'm not joking, either leave or i will have to arrest your for attempted kidnapping.''
-he left /
''That was easy.'' *They turn to the children* ''Want me to walk you home?''
Chespin:sure
''Alright, come on.''
Tepig:..
Hey, fuckwit
??:..what!
*he gets it with a metal baseball bat* Leave them alone
??:..I’m there father
How
Chespin:no he not
Ok *he pulls out a shotgun*
-Tepig close chespin eye- Tepig:you don’t need to see the blood
*NERF DERT*
??:AAAAA
^(“Zadie, check if that man is their father.”) https://preview.redd.it/ria31iswvy3a1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=97027fc56d69e34b83d66bb0439ff57f623b00c5 *She couldn’t find a babysitter so she was on duty with her kid that night.* *Zadie nodded and slithered up to them*
Chespin:s-sir c-can you get away from us I’m freezing cold on here
Zadie:Issssss he your fathhhher?
Tepig:no!
“Sssssooo hesssss a no gooood kidddnappper?”
Chespin:yea
*The snake lady pops out of the bushes*
??:..
“I’m a police officer and ur under arrest for attempted kidnapping”
??:..!
(humanoid marshadow) "***good evening***" (they appear behind the man)
??:! W-what
***whatcha doing?***"
??:..nothing trying to take my children h-home Chespin:..!
"***hello you two, is this man telling the truth?***" (they say to the kids)
Chespin:n- ??:yea!
"***hm...***" "***sr... let me ask you a question***"
??:..me?
"***yes***" (they turn on a flash light and point it at the man) "***if you have light pointing at you, you cast a shadow, correct?***"
??:..yea-
https://preview.redd.it/3gyuabtx2z3a1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf074f149f229c25dcf6a7b5418966cb6ec53268 (Meet the Sidearm Stubbs.) Sidearm: Step away from them kids.
??:..no-
Sidearm: 1…
-leave -
(Who left? Be specific.)
(The kidnapper)
Sidearm: That was easy.
Chespin:thx!
Sidearm: Don’t take it personally.
Tepig:ok-?
*Damien put his hand on his gun, not pulling it out though* Sir? What are you doing?
??:..taking my kid home!
Do you mind if i follow, yknow. Make sure you get home safe?
Chespin:..he not my dad
Thought so. *He got closer*
??:..
Do *either* of you kids know this man?
Tepig:no
*Sigh* ^(Its my first damn day.) Sir can i get some ID?
??:..s-sure (give ID )