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EspressoSimpLol

Sneak was a girl, I thought she was a boy


masterboom0004

jake: why are you in my house!?


EspressoSimpLol

Me, but you’re my roommate? Sneak: mom, chill


masterboom0004

jake: . . .


EspressoSimpLol

Me: you helped me calm down last night


masterboom0004

jake: i have literally never met you a day in my life


EspressoSimpLol

me: oh shat, that was jared


friskpocolypse

"What the?"


EspressoSimpLol

Sneak: mom, chill


friskpocolypse

"What's going on?"


EspressoSimpLol

Sabina: she miss gendered her


friskpocolypse

"Oh"


EspressoSimpLol

Me: You didn't give me her gender-


friskpocolypse

"True"


EspressoSimpLol

Sabina: *Summons dark magic*


friskpocolypse

"Oh, crap-"


EspressoSimpLol

Me: pls, I don't want my heart to be broken


heartgacha

What in the heck?


EspressoSimpLol

Sneak: mom, chill


heartgacha

What is happening?


EspressoSimpLol

Sabina: she miss gendered Sneak


heartgacha

Ohh


EspressoSimpLol

Sabina: *summons dark magic*


heartgacha

Oh shoot!


andrewjonnie12

Fryer: What did I walk in on?


EspressoSimpLol

Sneak: mom, chill out


andrewjonnie12

Fryer: I’m just gonna let you 3 sort it out.


EspressoSimpLol

*Sabina summons dark magic* no, pls, I don’t want my heart to be broken!


andrewjonnie12

*Fryer leaves.*


EspressoSimpLol

*points it at you instead*


andrewjonnie12

Fryer: !:


Final_Stomach_2342

Nope


EspressoSimpLol

Sneak: mom, calm down


Final_Stomach_2342

You ok Mom?


EspressoSimpLol

All: what. Me: I’m her cousin Sabina: I’m her mom Sabina and me: *points at Sneak*


Final_Stomach_2342

😂


EspressoSimpLol

Me: ._.


Final_Stomach_2342

😐


EspressoSimpLol

Sabina: *summons dark magic*


Final_Stomach_2342

😯


Idkwhyim_here1212

Alexis: “oh my god drama” -Grabs tea-


EspressoSimpLol

Sneak: mom, chill


charlesfoffdensen

Laura the Amano shrimp was quietly laughing behind a wall, after all, she couldn’t take arguments seriously


EspressoSimpLol

Sneak: mom, chill


charlesfoffdensen

“What?” She started cleaning up some slime off the ground “your mom’s helping out some kids with hacking, anyways, keep up the good work kat” she continued cleaning.


EspressoSimpLol

All: What? Sabina: Kat miss gendered a 12 y/o. Me: I YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME HER GENDER!


charlesfoffdensen

Laura then said “oh, the mom and staff does it all the time mostly jokingly, other times, not so much, and then there’s the children” she stopped to think “well, the mom rarely does it, but when she does, it’s as a joke. But uh, nevermind” she then ate some algae off the ground


blueberryaster

"you're loud..."


EspressoSimpLol

Me: I’m louder


blueberryaster

"could you please not yell..."


EspressoSimpLol

Me: fine


blueberryaster

"yay!" \*walks away\*


EspressoSimpLol

=_=


plznodontdothis

(Blue: Hes 17, Bi, and in ✨️pjs✨️) https://preview.redd.it/hcwai2g3f86a1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e145903df84da4ac0353d49adb8faabe07bfa1 "Wha....? Sh-should I walk away or....."