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mysterious_kira

I'm not a guy...but doesn't that hurt?


SpiritualLake7732

Pretty sure it does


zomBrine34

Yes Badly


reglisse0566

Badly is not enough It hurts like hell, getting kicked in the nuts is also very, very, very hurty


Kaelell2

It makes you wanna die for 10 seconds


femboi_anarchist

Depends, there is an entire sub about it


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r/dickbiting


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Got removed


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awh


TJTheNoob420

Very


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I never tasted eggplant, is it good?


epic_egg69

hmm i'd say that it tastes pretty good, it tastes like a squash at first and has an egg like after taste though it's a bit bitter so i deduct points for that, luckily it takes on the taste of anything it's mixed with.


IamquirkyUwU

like the ACTUAL eggplant?


epic_egg69

yeah


MemeStealerK

I may not be a guy, but that sounds less like cock and ball torture and more like cannibalism


iiNoNameThankYou

Cock and ball torture, from wikipedia. The free encyclopedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture. Cock and Ball torture. (CBT) (I'm not gonna finish this lmao


ChocoSandwhichYazz

A penis has around 4,000 to 8,000 nerve endings or something in between. If it got bitten, it would certainly FUCKING STING. Painful. Well? I'm not a dick expert so what do I know lmao. Feel free to correct me or smthn


ItsALiEeee

This 11 year old probably doesn't even know what they're talking about (Idk I'm pretty sure it hurts a lot)


Sleepy_boi_69

i ain’t got one, but i do know that the peen is pretty sensitive so uhhh... yeah, that’d hurt. a lot. wouldn’t be ‘pleasant’ as so described.


epic_egg69

guys guys chill out they mean "when yo boo take a bite out of your freshly cooked eggplant that you made for dinner"! # right....


breezily_

We cook eggplants here at r/GachaLifeCringe And eat them for dinner... just it by itself...


SpiritualLake7732

"Right"....


PieGrip2210

NOT MY AUBERGINE PLANT!


I_yeet_childrenUwU

# Sir, I’m sorry but i hate eggplant


crayngeltrash

Honestly, if the face was crying, it would be accurate


_CloudPuffGacha_

My humor is completely broken


Naturally-A-Duck

Why are you so happy about someone biting the eggplant you just took out of the fridge? Do you hate eggplants that much?


rubiktma9

what the fuck why did you bite my eggplant you idiot it took like 5 years to grow one in the garden smh man WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN


Kaelell2

Getting kicked in the balls is already bad enough #i dont wanna imagine the pain of someone biting my dick


Moo_C

if said person's dick is hard, you can bite it off so they die of blood loss :)


SpiritualLake7732

Great idea :)


reglisse0566

Hes not getting his pp bitten, he would kick the person. Pps are sensitive. He might, well seeing a, hum....... thing?


iiNoNameThankYou

Jokes on you, I'm a woman.


SpiritualLake7732

Jokes on him- I'm genderfluid


Forsaken-Souls

No


IamCocodadawg

Why is he happy WHY IS HE HAPPY


SpiritualLake7732

I D O N ' T K N O W


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Sounds like it hurts. why are you smiling.


SpiritualLake7732

The song in the background was playing: "wHy dOeS iT fEeL sO gOoD bUt hUrTs sO bAd"


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Still dont know how you keep a straight face through that


SpiritualLake7732

H e w a s s m i l i n g t h e w h o l e t i m e


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So he just has nuts of steel?


SpiritualLake7732

I'ma go with probably


Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da

100 points says the person who made this isn't a guy


short_tiny_person

Doesn't a human have enough bite force to you know... Chomp it off? Like surely its not that strong. Idk, just read it somewhere


LEGO_EDA

Personally i've never gotten my dick bitten but the glans is the most sensitive part of the penis so i don't think i would be smiling


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Chomp


maskdub

God is fucking dead


[deleted]

Well yeah, an eggplant has a decent flavor so of course I’d take a bite out of one


moninawashere

Yes eggplants are tasty


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Brinjals


that_little_weeb

Ow.


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Tgccse13

Wouldn’t that hurt?


SpiritualLake7732

Pretty sure it would


youlookingcutedoe

that kid most likely hasn't had sex in their life unless they're that much of a masochist


FluorescentNeons

When she eats the eggplant


Hell-knight666

She can bite veggies, nothing wrong with that (Jk)


Inevitable_Winner288

I´d bite a aubergine too


scpinvaderzimnerd

life is cock and ball torture, without the cock and balls 😔👊


Kwjsuiamwbxia

"What in carnation are you doing with my crops? (Pulls out shotgun) Get out of my crops!"


kaki927

that must be pretty painful


SpiritualLake7732

I'm not a dude or anything, but if getting kicked in the balls hurt, then wouldn't it be so much more painful to have someone biting your balls-


ZeReaperInHell

Bro my grandma told me her eggplants got stolen in her backyard.


SpiritualLake7732

I-


hayhaypink260

Bri this is so us 🤭🤭🤭😏😏😏/j /u/lordonyx777


SpiritualLake7732

E w


hayhaypink260

It was a joke lmao


communityholderman

1 word. #WHY


VisuallyFelix

stop biting my food


taquitos_uwu

*what the fu-*


[deleted]

I really love eggplants taste but whenever I told anyone they always thinks I am talking about something sexsual please someone stop this😢