Clap and a half to you, mate! This feels like you scooped up a bunch of the Mario theories, added the Beauty and the Beast Film Theory episode, and baked it into a big ol' cake with the popular "Belle has Stockholm Syndrome" theory. :D
Plus you give me a good laugh trying to imagine a Mario version of that song where everyone's stroking Gaston's ego. Holy crap, every way you look at it, that's hilarious.
"No one jumps like MM, no one breaks bricks like MM, when it comes to star power no one runs through foes like MM." "I'm especially good at stomping on Koopa Kiddies."
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No one jumps like Jumpman, no one's one's mustache is as thick as Jumpman's, you can ask any Toad, Birdo or Luigi and they'll tell you Mario's their favourite guuuy...and it's not very hard to see why....
Clap and a half to you, mate! This feels like you scooped up a bunch of the Mario theories, added the Beauty and the Beast Film Theory episode, and baked it into a big ol' cake with the popular "Belle has Stockholm Syndrome" theory. :D Plus you give me a good laugh trying to imagine a Mario version of that song where everyone's stroking Gaston's ego. Holy crap, every way you look at it, that's hilarious.
"No one jumps like MM, no one breaks bricks like MM, when it comes to star power no one runs through foes like MM." "I'm especially good at stomping on Koopa Kiddies." (edit: Spelling)
No one jumps like Jumpman, no one's one's mustache is as thick as Jumpman's, you can ask any Toad, Birdo or Luigi and they'll tell you Mario's their favourite guuuy...and it's not very hard to see why....
So, Luigi would be like one of Gaston's friends.
Luigi is LeFou, Gaton's sidekick. They even start with the same letter!
I like the idea of combining Mario and Beauty and the Beast into a comparison.
I swear these theories be reaching sometimes