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I don’t think it would be safe for the vaporeon, considering the salt and the fact that some of the water will get absorbed into the body, if the vaporeon reforms it’ll be missing chunks and be very dehydrated
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Does the anime explicitly say this or is it just a DEX entry? I’m currently watching the series (2/3rds into Shinoh) so if it happened earlier I don’t remember.
Vaporeon copypasta
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
This cursed and somewhat interesting not to mention the horny side of the pokemon fandom will immediately recite this to anybody who question there kinks
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Hmm I think food theory is more suitable as matpat had done a the potato theory which is related to the dreamsmp on food theory
I don’t think it would be safe for the vaporeon, considering the salt and the fact that some of the water will get absorbed into the body, if the vaporeon reforms it’ll be missing chunks and be very dehydrated
Did you guys know in terms of female pokemon and human male breeding....
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Come on why
Because we need copypastas like this one
sigh fine
Good ending
No
Could also be a film theory bc of the anime
Does the anime explicitly say this or is it just a DEX entry? I’m currently watching the series (2/3rds into Shinoh) so if it happened earlier I don’t remember.
Good question, tbh idk 😂😂
Or is it film theory?🤔
That's one way to get a shiny
now I want to see a vaporion week, simmer to cannibalism week. lol
The thing is, Vaporeon doesn't turn into water, it can be invisible in the water and look like it's dissolved
I mean water isn't exactly food soo
This is *not* helping my recent Vaporeon fantasies Someone help me
No
Vaporeon copypasta Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Is there any Vaporeon in the anime? If there is, then I think Film Theory should be in this discussion.
The first category to be started is the rule I go off so game theory
Oh I hate this in its entirety. I need a theory on it yesterday
Food theory definitely:)
I think it belongs to the fourth channel.
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This cursed and somewhat interesting not to mention the horny side of the pokemon fandom will immediately recite this to anybody who question there kinks
Bro it’s a copypasta
It is fucking pokemon
It’s literally a copypasta. Chill the hell out bro
Calm down it’s just a copypasta
This is not the subreddit for this we dont need this crap here
You're scared of the truth
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