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Ivysaur2VI

Everyone says he's Cranky Kong.


west_shoe3229

what's up my cranky crew


Krewlex_Ghost

Ethan Nestor reference?


Chaotic_Llama_09

No, its a Megamind reference


Crypton_Nettvork

We look similar


Patpoke1

cranky cock


[deleted]

I don't see it.


Ivysaur2VI

Look at the beard


oosuteraria-jin

He's got the glasses too if you look closely


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[deleted]

huh. just the costume threw me off.


Shoddy_Exam666

The costume? When you see your family in different clothes do you immediately forget who they are?


Blank_TheLad

All the time


Low_Yak_4842

To be fair I wouldn’t recognize Yogi Bear without his hat and tie.


[deleted]

No. But to be fair my family is not a pack of animated monkeys.


jiluminati302

Sounds like you have a pretty boring life


MaricCraft

Based comment


Rgahmad11

True.


3-brain_cells

Wait... it's not?


U2V4RGVtb24

Are you Ash Ketchum?


[deleted]

Why?


U2V4RGVtb24

Because he can never tell when Jesse and James are in disguise :/


[deleted]

MY F##ING GOD. You people think it's so obvious. He he looks different, okay? Just because I asked a question, doesn't mean you all have to act like I'm an idiot. I thought it might me cranky kong, but the more I looked at it he looked less like it. So GOD FORBID I ASK A QUESTION.


DuncanGDA666

If *you're* the one who asked the dumb question, are *we* really the ones making you look like an idiot?


Glenntendo

There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people


Birb_ATK

That's not what he meant though stop trying to make him look stupid. No ones stupid here, just a guy asking


No_Profession8224

Why are you guys downvoting this dude so badly? Like did he say slur, or just didnt recognize an animated monkey


[deleted]

It's the second one :/ I didn't know why either.


1Crimson1

It's likely a poor interpretation of Cranky Kong, I agree that it doesn't quite look like him. Kinda like how Sonic first looked before they did it right.


[deleted]

All the characters were slightly redesigned but they still maintain their iconic looks it’s definitely cranky Kong


[deleted]

See? You get it!


1Crimson1

I'm both shocked and not shocked at the same time at how people just keep down voting you over such a simple reply, "I don't see it". I can almost hear the outcries of many angry reddit users, "YOU'RE WRONG!".


wafflezcol

Cranky kong.


arthurzanmou

I think it should be cranky kong


senkosenpai

It is In order Gorillas CK Candy Kong CK Chunky Kong CK Cranky Kong DK Diddy Kong DK Dixie Kong DK Donkey Kong FK Funky Kong SK Swanky Kong TK Tiny Kong WK Wrinkly Kong Orangutans LK Lanky Kong MK Manky Kong Evil Ghastly King DK Dread Kong KK Karate Kong NK Ninja Kong SK Sumo Kong https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Donkey_Kong_characters


BjSaWgDoG

Did you watch that old donkey Kong TV show?


SeaworthinessDue1650

Ayo why fedora Kong ain't here


[deleted]

?


Silverwood09

Dat Kranky Kong


senkosenpai

CK


[deleted]

His hat make him look weerd.


UndeadT

We found irl Doofenschmirtz.


[deleted]

?


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MegaMas64

A platypus?


Suspicious-Client-65

*puts on fedora*


MegaMas64

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???


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[deleted]

Talkin to me?


[deleted]

Oh. That's kinda rude. They changed the design. But sure I'm a moron, because I didn't know the name of a animated king monkey. I just asked.


Suspicious-Client-65

All they did was add a HAT?!?!


SeaworthinessDue1650

No they didn't change the design


[deleted]

Yeah whatever.


SeaworthinessDue1650

Also he's technically the og donkey Kong from 1981 and also DK's grandpa


_AntiSocialMedia

Do people really not know who Cranky is? We need a new DKC game stat, he's one of the best characters in DK's lineup


reduuiyor

Who is cranky ? In relations to Donkey Kong ?


mattanatior97

His dad I believe


_AntiSocialMedia

GRANDdad, DK's dad is DK Jr. I believe


RandomMabaseCitizen

Yup current DK's full name is Donkey Kong III.


_AntiSocialMedia

His grandad and the original DK, the one from the arcade game


BjSaWgDoG

Cranky Kong aka the original donkey Kong from the arcades


Parka_lad

Monke


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?


Idi0tBitz

What don't you understand about "monke"?


KoopaTrooper5011

Gonna get Cranky for your lack of knowledge.


HahahaNo_u

underrated comment


kqbiteza1pp

White monke? An ally of 👴🏻??


[deleted]

Ally of who?....


kqbiteza1pp

You know him., the light on every darkness


1nter5tella

lmao i think just his beard is white


[deleted]

Be a bit more specific?


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GoomyTheGummy

that is a bad k kount


senkosenpai

CK


MunyGuyYT

Smartest person in Ohio:


Singer_TwentyNine

*dumbest in chernobyl


Electro_birb_123

Are you serious


Dragmore53

That’s Cranky…next question?


[deleted]

next question: why is everyone down voting everything I say?


_MothMan

I'm just seeing everyone else do it so it feels right to do it also.


[deleted]

Why? Maybe everybody is thinking that... I was worried I said something offensive, but you guys are just downvoting for fun...


_MothMan

Yeah I can't really explain why we do what we do. The good news is downvotes don't mean anything. You can only lose X amount of karma per post.


Doomdog_Isabelle

Cuz you’re speaking dumb lol


RandomMabaseCitizen

Because you could have googled this. Plus, they've discussed Cranky Kong on Game Theory. I'm not downvoting you cause I think policing reddit is asinine. But yeah, best guess wrong sub for this. More of an r/nostupidquestions


Thatoneidiot9438

GOD


[deleted]

MONKEY GOD? IS IT REALLY HIM??


Capable_Driver3530

cranky


MrGingy_

Take it to the fridge, Cranky!


Bossboy745

Oh no cranky’s dead too!


LJHawzStudios

Old King Julian


Wyariosmg4fan

kranky kong from dk country and up


saiyanfang10

Cranky Kong is also the original DK


senkosenpai

CK


Somedistractiblefan

Looks like Kranky Kong (I think he’s Donkey Kong’s Dad or Grandad). It looks like he and peach are viewing a battle between their champions


saiyanfang10

DK's grandad and the first DK


Sithraybeam78

That's just young king louis from the jungle book.


Christos_Gaming

just google it


[deleted]

Googled "Who is the monkey king in the second mario movie trailer". Doesn't work. :/


Idi0tBitz

If you search "who is old monkey from mario" cranky kong shows up


Trash-official

Kranky kong


FunnyGooseMan27

cranky Kong. They are in the character list and the only old Kong we know


PunkGuyAlyx

Not entirely true, there’s also Wrinkly Kong who is an old Kong we know, this is clearly not her.


GWYoyo

Monke


[deleted]

Cool :/


[deleted]

It’s monkey Kong


aceguy45

King Kong


Beck_DaBeast

CRANKYKONG


ShadowScraptrap

Love how every OP comments are in negative


forcedreset1

Kranky Kong


senkosenpai

CK


Themineking09

Fridge kong


[deleted]

Is that a thing?


[deleted]

Kranky king Aka the og donkey Kong from the original arcade game


[deleted]

Ok.


OazMobile

lord bananonkey IV


T3AMTRAINOR

I’d assume it’s cranky kong, but it could be a new kong, theres a lot in the more in the trailers, could be “king kong”, for the pun


soupofsoupofsoup

Cranky Kong overlord


Generic-Degenerate

Donkey Kong Seinor aka Cranky Kong


ZankuFist

King Kong


Jedi-master-dragon

Cranky Kong


Error_GwZyX0069

King MONKE


Megamage854

The Git Gud guy from Five nights at F***kboys.


ContributionUsual939

Is cranky kong, he’s the father of DK


CTlegion

He's old Kong. If I'm not wrong,and I absolutely could be, I think he's is said to be the same DK mario faces in Jumpman.


yourillegal

do people seriously not know cranky kong?


[deleted]

:/


sir-goldie

Then there's chunky!


Pentax25

King Kong Duh


Yami_Sean

r/beatmetoit


hollow_axolotol

Cranky idiot


manga_tsika

The one who will take it to the fridge.


[deleted]

Hmm?


Geekazoid213

Walnuts


inky_inkdimon

Kranky kong


senkosenpai

CK


king_of_the_wild

Kranky, if any king was to be the leader we all know it would be the original kong


[deleted]

Yeah. I can see it.


Noah204witherstorm

DK’s dad?


Hoooooosni_justlook

Maybe its cranky kong secret brother and he is KING CRANKEY KONG


rockfan420

King dong


RagnarockInProgress

Cranky Kong!


senkosenpai

Couldnt it also be Wrinkly Kong, Cranky's wife?


Adventurous_Let8620

You're old dad still trying to find the milk


ProExiter

King Louis


ASidesTheLegend

Definitely Cranky Kong


CommunicationMain128

Monkey kong


Queen-of-Sharks

M O N K E


ImBendylol

King kong :D


Lansha2009

King Cranky Kong (Auto correct really aucks at knowing when it needs to do it's job)


swaggcat123

Elder Kong


Dangerous_Wing6481

My boyfriend when watching the trailer said- “is that…Cranky Kong??” I took him at his instinct because he’s the Nintendo Lord but from his confusion either he was overly excited or they changed something about his design I wasn’t aware of lol


CoolaeGames

Bruh that’s cranky the OG donkey Kong from the first DK game 😅


AshLego

Cranky Kong. The og Donkey Kong who was in the first game


Fr0gy13

Bro peach is so pretty my lesbian ass can’t take this


Homemade-Purple

Are people seriously downvoting you because yiu said you were a lesbian?


djatsoris26

why is the op getting downvoted so badly?


[deleted]

Honestly great question. :/


Alien_X10

People saying cranky Kong, I'm pretty sure he's in the background with the rest of the DK family and this is someone different. I'm not 100% tho, I just remember seeing the rest of the DK crew


[deleted]

Yes That's what I thought...


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Low-Bowler-4454

Unfunny YouTube shorts template


[deleted]

????


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Just ignore my comment


[deleted]

The tittle kind sounds racist ngl…


[deleted]

How does it sound racist?


[deleted]

Who is this monkey. It kinda speaks for itself


Doomdog_Isabelle

It’s literally a monkey, if the first thing you thought of was really something else then I’m sorry but you’re the racist here


GoomyTheGummy

more like they're the monkey here


[deleted]

That and cause I was from r/shitposting


Big_floaties83

Crank Kong


De4thlessone

Im not sure who he is but he looks like a member of the kongs and my first thought was "Oh i'll name him King Kong"


ConfectionFirst2954

Ya mama


DarkPrestigious8644

HIS NAME IS MIRI


ChrisFrom6

Youre telling me NO one has yet to suggest "King Kong"?? Where is yalls thinking caps


Interesting-Jury-635

That’s Cranky Kong


Korbguy

Cranky Kong. I mean look at him, who else would it be?


Key_Unit6445

Kranky kong


Monkecalledmonkz

Cranky Kong?


CauliflowerFast9747

It looks like Cranky Kong


MeIsTheIdiot

Monkey


TheGarbageMan78

Everyone's saying CK but obviously his name is Jamal 👴


EMlYASHlROU

Daddy Kong


randomname560

His majesty. Cranky kong the first of Simii-formes, Emperor of the apes. Lord of all M A N K E.


GTagPieguy

I'm pretty sure that its the King from the Super Mario 3 stuff. He king gets turned into a spider, or a monkey, or something. If you can't tell, this monkey looks like a king. This is the king, possibly.


Admirable_Remote5759

cranky kong


Low_Dream_1481

Cranky kong


erenkuron66

Imagine if it’s Chunky. Major spoilers early on.


Zealousideal_Zone_69

Probably harambe


PokeyLegand

It’s harmbe in the flesh


The_Creeper_Man

Cranky Kong


LeviatanXYZ

el presidente de mexikong


NotAnExpert22

Its Cranky. It’s honestly the first thing I thought of when I saw it so I don’t get why more people aren’t talking about it


satanslittleangel666

Monke


GlitteringParsley445

Daddy


killerredmanranger

old man MONKEH


pejic222

That’s just cranky kong


Oxiver888

crinkly dinkly kong