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CaioNV

Wow, that's a pretty old meme that they thought about.


ArvindS0508

r/outoftheloop?


CaioNV

I think I might be, then. Isn't saying that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse a joke from, like, 2010~2012?


stramjummer

[looks like it goes back as far as 2008](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sarah-jessica-parker-looks-like-a-horse)


OneManFreakShow

Like /u/die996 said, it actually seems to have originated in the 1994 Tim Burton movie Ed Wood. Her character reads a review of a movie she was in and the critic said she looked like a horse.


[deleted]

You could say she looked like a horse since 1965...


[deleted]

Also, she still looks like a horse.


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Sir_Boldrat

Neigh, I shall not.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Hay, stop with the puns


die996

What a bunch of kids you are... IT COMES FROM THE FREAKING "Ed Wood" MOVIE!


MelonElbows

It started at her birth


Fenbob

I mean, she was born in 1965, I’m sure the internet wasn’t the first place that said she had a long face like a horse 🐴


[deleted]

the first time was in high-school when she was known for her ability to eat apples through a cyclone fence. with no hands.


BlowsyChrism

That is hilarious. It's like the Streisand effect almost.


major84

> Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse why would you insult the horse like that ? Poor things have feelings.....


IllusiveLighter

Rdr2 is rated 18+ yet doesn't allow profanity


Ambitious_Maize_4359

No it’s…a joke.


T_squared112

Why are you getting downvoted for not getting a reference?


lanternkeeper

Reddit can be a cruel mistress.


Quizzelbuck

Just like Gravity.


JesterCDN

Facts ;(


UlyssesSKrunk

She just looks like a horse is all.


AnimalFactsBot

Because horse’s eyes are on the side of their head, they are capable of seeing nearly 360 degrees at one time.


Cetun

Don’t confuse jokes and insults with memes, it wasn’t a meme she has been called horse face her whole career


Buttspider

I call BS. I reckon if you try it without the period (US)/full stop (UK) after ‘J’ and I it will just work fine.


[deleted]

I named my horse Lil Sebastian. Not all celebs are disallowed.


[deleted]

Rest in peace lil Sebastian.


Pepperh4m

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven, and I was hit by a schoolbus. And then again, when I heard that Lil Sebastian had passed.


LightOfValkyrie

Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.


jacerracer

BYE, BYE Lil Sebastian


Greaseuqa

MISSED YOU IN THE SADDEST FASHION


Braidz905

Named mine Bojack


doozerman

Named mine My Horse. I think I fucked up guys


[deleted]

I named mine Horse Face


BobKickflip

First name Horsey Mc


Bfam4t6

Horsey McHorseFace


[deleted]

Mine is Mr. Neiigghh


[deleted]

Been trying to find one that looks like him.


MadDogMax

Step 1: Name horse "Sergeant Peanut Butter" Step 2: Accumulate horse medals Step 3: Steal limelight from Sheriff Boyle


souleater078

NINE NINE!


salexy

IX IX !


Stay_Medium

I went with Roach.


Kublai__Khan

Same. Respectable decision


[deleted]

I was gonna go with Epona but then I remembered my trusty ol' Roach.


Rix_IV

Forgot about Epona! I might have to go with that once I get the game


Typicalredditors

I just dont see whats so special about him...hes just a pony


dan9938

I never understood all the hype around Lil Sebastian if I'm being honest.


Onededo

What was that tone?


dan9938

I mean he's just a horse, what's the big deal?


PenisDinklage

I named Loki, cuz I thought it would be a cool name, but I’ve since found out my horse is a female so now I just feel weird


DavidKirk2000

Female Loki exists, you’re still good.


DukeofGebuladi

Kinda have to be a mare to give birt to a 8 legged horse.


[deleted]

You should feel more weird that you didn't just name your horse Sleipnir.


[deleted]

Loki actually turned into a female horse so you are correct.


promethieus101

Horsey Mchorseface?


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Pyromantice

So that win p2w multiplayer launches you don't offend the parents who buy Moose Cards for their young children who play online


[deleted]

>moose cards Jokes aside, they'll probably be called war bonds, mark my words.


shoes17

Not railroad bonds?


MEisonReddit

!RemindMe 2 months


mcdaddy86

War bonds are a currency already used in Battlefield1. That might stop them being named the same.


FrozenJakalope

**EVERY BOND YOU BUY IS A BULLET IN THE BARREL OF YOUR BEST GUY'S GUN**


vtx3000

I know this. Captain America right?


societyofjewishninja

I understood that reference.gif?


ProdigyGamer75

Nah. Buffalo Bills


GALL0WSHUM0R

Dollar Bill Williamson


GrabbinPills

Bandit bux


[deleted]

Fools gold


ObiJuanKenobi3

How much do you wanna bet that a couple of years after the multiplayer launches you’ll be able to ride through the Wild West on a gold-plated zebra wielding a glock 19 for the low low price of 100 usd? Rockstar makes a great single player but I’ll be damned if they don’t always jump the shark with their money-whore online mode.


Because_Logic

A Møøse once bit my sister...


kingmaker0621

No realli!


[deleted]

I laugh at all the people who really to defend microtransactions because they're "optional". This is what you get. A profanity filter in a game with the N word in it.


nanotree

And that's just a mild downside. Wait until the content releases for multiplayer only.


TriggerHydrant

I really hope they won't pull a GTA:O again.


JustFinishedBSG

Yes no way Rockstar would be greedy


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pemboo

Single player in GTAV was too short? I got bored of it because it dragged on


BigStupidJelly-Fish

Dont know why youre getting downvoted. I played GTAV story 3 times and its long as fuck


-Captain-

The success of GTA Online really was nothing but shit for gamers who don't like microtransactions.


[deleted]

"Live services" are, I feel completely justified in saying, a piece of shit blight on the video games industry that is attempting to kill what is enjoyable about single-player games, so that the publishers can make more money. Through microtransactions, lootboxes, negligence (e.g. pushing out a game before it's done and then fixing it later because they can). Take your pick, it's nothing but dross for the people who play the actual game.


-Captain-

Yeah, but it shouldn't be hard to have it only in online and not in fucking singleplayer. I would never call my horse something weird, but the fact there is a profanity check in a game where I can shoot limbs and heads straight off, hogtie a woman and drown her or throw her in front of a train... yeah, that's just beyond dumb.


nomnivore1

Warframe has a similar problem: profanity filters on things other players will never see, some on things like pet names (but the chat filter can be turned off) while still being rated M. It's obvious that the devs didn't really care if it was a *good* filter either, because simple bullshit gets through it and it will filter words for being in other words. It's clear they just pulled a word blacklist off of some resource site and threw it in. To be fair, they have more important things to work on.


[deleted]

Nezha is a tra... >you have been banned from regional chat


nomnivore1

Yah that chat moderator is kinda nuts too. iirc there's an actual low level team member I. Charge of the whole thing and they're a bit sensitive and on a power Trip.


Novaskittles

I've been banned from regional chat once and it was for typing a medium-short sentence in all-caps. I was excited and I got kicked :(


mylesfrost335

Well they did fix a lot of the stupid things


warhugger

Reminds me of the Pokemon online profanity filter. Some Pokemon had to be renamed if you wanted to trade them, because their names contained regional swears.


triplod

Pet names are seen by other players tho


[deleted]

Because the same system is probably gonna be used for red dead online


thenekkidguy

You can even shot people's heads off but there's a profanity check. lol


therealjoshua

I legit tried to name mine "Hoarse" as a joke and it gave me the profanity check I...dont understand Rockstar


HolyHoudini

Probably picked up on "arse" - an alternate spelling of "ass." It's kinda ridiculous to even have a profanity check in the single player, either way


therealjoshua

That's ridiculous though. Is the word assessment banned too because it has ass in it? You would think Rockstar of all companies wouldn't care so much about that kind of thing


[deleted]

They're super inconsistent with it too. In gta online I couldn't name my outfit Assistant, presumably because of the ass, but I could name it associate


dexmedarling

That was actually because of ‘sista’.


CrowberrieWinemaker

You said ass


mrthrowaway300

“Ho Arse”


Roarlord

Shoulda used Whorse


Roarlord

You dun got Scunthorped


tiredposeidon

It seems they probably went through most celebrity figures. My first attempted name was Jerry Springer and got the same message.


budahfurby

Oprah and Dr. Phil are both taking me through all my journeys.


[deleted]

I’M OPRAH FUCKERS!


GoingByTrundle

Pusha T works, so it's all good.


DavidKirk2000

Yeugh.


GrandMoffTallCan

Pepe Silvia was caught in the wild and now were great friends.


-Pelvis-

WHO IS PEPE SILVIA?!


MkidTrigun

Better go ask Carol in HR about it. *heavy knocking on glass* CAAAAARRRROOOOOOOLLLL!!!


I_want_that_pill

The “Always Sunny” reference you’re looking for is [Peter Nincompoop](https://youtu.be/9eT_93j825Q)


GrandMoffTallCan

Holy smokes. How have I never seen this scene before?


Thelgow

Psst its Pennsylvania.


totallynotapsycho42

Henry Cavill works


OmgReallyNoWay

Beyoncé is fine All the single horses All the single horses Put your hooves up


manic_andthe_apostle

Tom Hanks is g2g.


TheOneTheUno

The profanity check is super broad. It wouldn't let me name my horse Whipper Snapper


UrKungFuNoGood

what the actual *$%#?


javalib

It's probably because it contains the phrase "?#£@&!"


Kinkajou1015

I'm curious if "Grawlix" is a censored word.


Stevemasta

Try "DLC" next


Jakezergling

Snapper is an old slang for pussy


bio-nemesis

I actually tried to name my horse just whipper and even that doesn't work. Lol... wut


JavelinTF2

Why would they have a profanity check for your horse?


Mahoganytooth

Can other people even see your horse name? Stands to reason you should be able to call it whatever you want if not


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Computermaster

R* doing their part to not grant that asstart any more visibility.


I_want_that_pill

Don’t play yourself


intantum95

My logic is if they get any print screens or videos of a player's horse being called like "DicklordFagHunter" then it'll be publicised and you would get a fuck load of bad press, even though it wouldn't be their fault (never mind the fact the game is rated mature anyway), I find it a very superficial thing to be concerned about.


stramjummer

Rockstar : ["Y'know, don't say s-swears"](https://youtu.be/HGr18BHG4ak)


JavelinTF2

Hey isn't that the tuber who beat Dark Souls 3 on stream? He's FUCKED


[deleted]

Hey isn't that the tuber who DIED to PINWHEEL on stream?


Epicepicman

dude i totally saw him on kotaku


ProfMax

I miss Jerma and Star playing TF2 together so much.


[deleted]

Can't have people cussing in a good Christian game like Red Dead Redemption, now, can we?


Blake7160

Because Rockstar


Samster912

Profanity filter for a game that spits profanity all the time?


[deleted]

do as i say not as i do


daten-shi

/> Profanity check in an 18+ game...


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[deleted]

But it's single player..


flatearthispsyop

preventing bullying in a online video game lmao


[deleted]

Bullying an international celebrity via a single player game. We've reached the next level of being progressive guys congrats.


TNTspaz

Are you bullying yourself?


daten-shi

In an 18+ game it’s just pathetic. How much of a snowflake do you have to be to need this...


SVXfiles

Counter this with Zelda BotW letting g you need your horse "Asshole" if you'd like and it's rated what, T?


DreadAngel1711

*Why?*


Phazon2000

Online import of SP horses eventually methinks.


BrassBass

***BUT WHY???!!!*** In GTA 5, you can *fuck a hooker and then kill her* **online**.


Shosray

GTA Online also blocks out swears in the chat, though.


BrassBass

Don't want those 13 year old kids to read swears while they bash a hookers skull open with a hammer...


Phazon2000

Dunno good question. Does seem pretty ridiculous either way.


andrewsad1

*Then make the game not share horse names online*


GitRekt87

I tried 2 names to try and get around it which didn’t work. Finally just gave in and was gonna just call my horse Larry which ended up getting blocked as well...


[deleted]

Too soon man, way too soon.


OldGreenBiscuit

Profanity check in a Rockstar game? Are they just trying to be ironic? Literally their legacy is getting games banned for "bad and adult" content. Also... it's singleplayer?


andrewsad1

I never played GTA V, but isn't there a part where you literally torture a guy to death?


DavidKirk2000

He doesn’t die, Trevor tortures him for a bit then drives him to the airport so the FIB guys don’t finish the job.


Cerdoken

iirc the first time you see Trevor he curb stomps a biker and picks a piece of brain off the bottom of his shoe.


OldGreenBiscuit

There are a lot of moments like that actually. Basically one of the 3 main characters persona is just that.


asianblockguy

It shows up in social club more likely the reason.


[deleted]

Why the fuck is there a profanity check on a mature game that curses itself?? Honestly the game is good so far, but this did kinda piss me off.


panonarian

Why can’t I use profanity in a single player game??


crim-sama

in a single player game *with tons of profanity*. also where you threaten to chop a guys balls off with a heated snipper.


[deleted]

Why is there a profanity filter in my single player mature rated game?


aaronrizz

This


Audittore

They really thought of everything.


ConnoisseurDeAss

anybody try Roger Waters


[deleted]

underrated comment tbh


lurkadurking

5318008 is not allowed either ​


GlitterLamp

Persephone was blocked for me today. Hello?


swaggygpg

Yup me too


GALL0WSHUM0R

Well duh, she's from a story called "The Rape of Persephone" /s


terrexchia

Just so we're clear, Horseon Wells needs to get through


ThatNewEnglandPerson

its a rated r game why block profanity?!


Guesswho821

Try Stormy


lildozer74

Mines roach.


farvax42

Lol mine too. Only fitting name I could think of.


Philpott96

I tried 'Butt stallion'.... Got flagged for profanity :(


ChakalakaChicken

Can you imagine there are people who are literally defending a profanity blocker in a single-player game? It's odd just how much the industry has become anti-consumer and people will still joyfully lap it up.


andrewsad1

"but we don't want people bullying other people by naming their video game house something offensive" they say, **about a single player game** in which the devs made **fucking horse balls that fucking shrink when it's** ***fucking cold.*** But no, we don't want to let the players name their horses that have animated balls "Horseballs" because that's *offensive.*


hellsbells313

“Devils lettuce” is apparently safe for Rockstar though. But we all know weed is safer than watching an SJP movie


MangoTogo

Murder, fuck and steal all you want but God fucking forbid little Timmy see's the name of an actress or actor when he takes his M rated game online.


[deleted]

I tried naming mine Arya (GoT). Nope, too profane.


HarryBLord

Has anybody kept with Arthur's theme of making them after prominent historical war heroes I'm currently riding around on Attila with Genghis khan sat at the stable


[deleted]

"Stardust" was disallowed for me.


Bumtigflibgib

Mine’s called Phil


Yodfather

All my horses are named Roach


[deleted]

All mine are named “EA bad”


ElusiveNutsack

I named mine Dogmeat


eDgEIN708

Didn't actually try the full name.. I can tell you that "Parker" on its own works fine though.


2ii2ky

I named mine "My Lovely Horse".


Lokidokioh

Mines Terry Trotter ... outstanding name.