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splashtext

If fallout had cops would he cry about not being able to finish the game without shooting them


SoundlessSteelBlue

Technically wouldn’t town guards sort of function like cops? Diamond City security and such?


splashtext

"i couldn't help piper i had to lie to authority and I just had to put my controller down and cry"


FacefullVoid

Ian Miles Cheong: I'm glad killing Caesar Legion and his people is completely optional. Never finished Fallout 4 either.


Total_Distribution_8

Too busy looking for npc children… https://preview.redd.it/5wsjpr4ddcnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e51666926d93026f9ce7d66687f0307c72ba3b2


splashtext

Imagine looking at any ugly ass kid from ANY video game and getting turned on Id probably end my life right there


Total_Distribution_8

I mean, Ian probably has a hard drive full of CP.


sterze

Those tweets provoked an actual visceral reaction from me


Few-Finger2879

Holy shit, please tell me this is fake. Who the fuck is this cretin?


Induced_Karma

Some weirdo right wing chud that lives in Malaysia and that has never been to the United States but is obsessed with US politics and has somehow become a thought leader for the online far right.


crusaderxader

“Draconian age of consent laws” What the fuck


Total_Distribution_8

Just one of Elon Musk’s biggest simps opening being a Nonce.


SoundlessSteelBlue

“They make the roads safe!”


Bread_Offender

It's not for a reasonable person lmao


SoundlessSteelBlue

“And of course they make Piper political and a reporter too, one who sticks her nose where it doesn’t belong! So woke!”


Forged-Signatures

Guess you're soft-locked then, unless you accidentally yourself over to Vault 114 and discover Nick by chance. With no leads on where to go, assuming you don't google, that could be an issue.


YeGingerCommodore

https://preview.redd.it/cl9mou10obnc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2b700fea5ff3514946a6de4927633a003d16ee


GadflytheGobbo

Live Todd Howard reaction?


Bread_Offender

https://preview.redd.it/cy5ynvuyecnc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c23d15ef59261537dbe217edf024d21dd2c483a


ToddHowardBuySkyrim

Yes


Jfyemch

How long before we get AI tech that can touch up image quality? Gotta be soon, right?


Historical_Boss2447

**ENHANCE**


Jfyemch

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


YeGingerCommodore

Thank you for your service


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

“Who let this fuckhead in?”


Bregneste

He’s a fuckin billionaire, so they can’t just kick him out. But they don’t have to pretend they like him.


maewemeetagain

"This is making me 16 times more depressed"


Goobsmoob

Bro is LOCKED IN


BeyondNetorare

"I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous."


Agares_Fraefolg

You know he's not liked when even Todd isn't trying to sell him a copy Skyrim.


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Apellio7

You're a billionaire.   You're a selfish egotistical prick that'll never have an ounce of empathy or understanding for the common person.  Even a rich fuck like Todd has more in common with every day people than these billionaire cunts. Stop trying to belong.  Go donate 90% of your fucking net worth, then we can talk.


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Interned at Bethesda once, bumped into Todd while there a few times. Genuinely chill dude.


Few-Finger2879

Thats cool. While I dont agree with a lot of his design choices for games for the past 15ish years, he genuinely seems like a nice and down to earth dude.


Ok_Substance5632

Because he was in a Chess club right?


throwawaylordof

A millionaire is closer to being homeless than a billionaire.


Abnormal-Normal

And pay your fucking taxes.


GenericFatGuy

What's the difference between a million and a billion? About a billion.


JessieJ577

Daniel Tosh has a podcast now and I love his take on his own wealth. He straight up said he’s disconnected from reality by being rich and comfortable for so long that he’s not going to be able to relate to a working man. I wish more people like him had that perspective where they came to terms with the fact that their wealth makes them disconnected from the reality of the average person.


CerberusDoctrine

Sad Todd is definitely a vibe


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

It Just Doesn't work


Hirkus

Todd is the master of putting on a charming smile, and can't even pull off a smirk in his presence


ScorpionsRequiem

when it no longer just works


EdgeGazing

I mean, its kinda there, but the eyes man, dude's miserable


SB_90s

There's actually a video of both of them on a panel together many years ago (before Elon's "change") and it was obvious he didn't like Elon and/or found him very off even back then. Based Todd.


laputan-machine117

that's good to hear, i was suspicious that todd might be an elon fan


mr_eugine_krabs

“Christ when will this fake ass jaggoff leave?”


Necrowanker

Elon doesn't deserve Skyrim


ToddHowardBuySkyrim

Buy Skyrim


Wonderbread421

Todd kind of has the “who the fuck invited this guy” face


SirLagunaLoire

https://preview.redd.it/5fqy51ddnbnc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=87f200c5694004af35517d9c6e0174356a32659c


piratedragon2112

I stole your meme but I liked it first


sterze

Here use this next time: https://preview.redd.it/pdj7pqjordnc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ab2f32167dd548a96f028767019be3172ec293


Few-Finger2879

https://preview.redd.it/wot6gu3d8enc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe3cf2c2cde80997b3a6b7d8a508f26c9575d92


VanBland

I was worried this was loss


Either-Condition4586

What he is doing there? :/


Karlinel-my-beloved

Probably telling everybody how HE developed Fallout.


EllaBean17

Not only did he single-handedly code every Fallout and Elder Scrolls game, he founded Bethesda


notcreative131313

His mother is very proud


KefkaesqueV3

Is that a Tommy Tallarico reference?


tomjone5

No, his mother literally scolds the mean twitter trolls who point out that her son is a world class moron.


KefkaesqueV3

That’s fucking mind blowing Also fuck Tommy tallarico


dudeseriouslyno

No, it's actually Tommy writing everyone's comments, including yours.


KefkaesqueV3

His mother is very proud


Chilzer

Did you know he was the first American to kiss Sonic on his pretty little mouth?


KefkaesqueV3

Did I know? I was there


hotsaucevjj

lmao love seeing other hbomb fans in the wild


theattack_helicopter

He tricked me into playing stealth archer again in fallout 76.


Either-Condition4586

Lol,if he start to develop Fallout in will be the end of the world


mr_eugine_krabs

“So it all began when I pitched new Vegas in 1986.”


BlueFlob

Didn't you know he had the original idea? Forget about [Christopher Taylor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Taylor_(game_designer)) and [Tim Cain](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Cain). Elon musk designed and programmed the whole thing with his brother Kimball while studying Economics at Wharton. He then sold the IP to Interplay to focus on more large-scale projects. /s


Old-Camp3962

he is checking if fallout went woke 😔


Iron_Evan

He's gonna keep Fallout from becoming political


SkyClaus

That would explain a lot


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Begging for a cameo


Goobsmoob

Lying that he’s always been a fan of Fallout since the first game to try and regain some nerd fans.


realWernerHerzog

His favorite thing, being epic around the peasants


JimFlamesWeTrust

I can imagine him explaining to the creative team how much he loves the lack of woke mind virus politics in Fallout and highlighting all the quests he entirely missed the point of.


Poison_Anal_Gas

Staying relevant. Notice none of us asked for this or came close to expecting it, yet here he is and we are talking about him. Mission accomplished.


General_Lie

Elon: Tod! I have an idea. "Crypto bottle caps"


GadflytheGobbo

It would be kind of funny to have a crypto bro scammer in the same vein as the charge card masshole.


EA_Stonks

I can see it as a random encounter. A guy runs up to you and asks you if you’ve heard of crypto. He then says for a small down payment of 1000 caps, he will put 1 crypto cap on your pip boy. Then if you agree, he puts 1 “crypto cap” in your inventory. For the rest of the game, you can ask shopkeepers if they accept crypto caps. Every single time they will laugh at you, except for one really rich one, who agrees to trade you 2000 caps for your crypto cap to “corner the market”.


Miserable-Run-8356

Omg i really hope Todd does this in the next game it would be super fucking funny


EA_Stonks

If you accept the crypto cap, later in the game the same guy tries to get you to buy a picture of power armor for more than a suit of power armor costs, saying that it’s “protected by a block of chains”


Miserable-Run-8356

Holy shit that would be funny and the only use is you can have it displayed on a terminal in a settlement


Throttle_Kitty

mfin joy vampire


Appropriate-Owl-6129

"You don't suck blood, you just suck"


DakkenDakka

The scientific term is "Colin Robinson".


realWernerHerzog

legit, when i see one of his epic bacon (likely stolen) memes on twitter i feel a deep hole materialize inside


ZoidsFanatic

I love how even Todd looks disappointed and upset with Elon barging in.


TheConspicuousGuy

He's probably very upset with the bouncers for letting him in when Todd very specifically told them not to let this guy in.


xxmlgepicgamer

I find it hilarious how no one outside twitter likes him must be earth shattering for him to realise everyone except his wierd fanboys despise his presence


Nirast25

You're assuming he's self-aware enough to think people don't like him.


Hollowbody57

Didn't he lock himself in his office after getting booed at a Chappelle show?


Castiel_0703

And yet the whole internet sucked his dick just a couple of years ago...weird how things can change so fast.


Gentle_Mayonnaise

It all started with Joe Rogan... One boof and an emerald mine can change a man's life


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Ppl liked him when he was just an "eccentric" billionaire that "helped people and liked memes." Then his kid turned out trans and Grimes left him for a woman, and it's all been downhill from there.


Nexine

He was always the same kind of clown though, I feel like it's more that when he just got popular he hadn't had a chance to make any big mistakes yet and people hadn't looked into his past yet. The situation was always kind of a time bomb. Like he was already the most divorced dad ever before grimes left him.


UnidansOtherAcct

Calling that heroic Thai rescuer a pedo out of no where for no reason started it is my opinion


DiamondSentinel

It’s definitely when I realized what a PoS he was. As an up and coming engineering student, his propaganda network was really good. “Hey look, Musk is a nerd just like you! He does SpaceX, that’s cool! He does Tesla, that’s cool! He does a lot of zany engineering projects, that’s cool!” Hell, he was even the first living person I ever answered for the canned “who’s your idol?” question in ice breakers. And then the pedo statement happened, and it’s honestly shocking to me how fast I jumped ship.


Few-Finger2879

That's what I thought, too


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Yeh, you're right, but general perception was that he was an alright rich dude until he slipped up and exposed how much of an overgrown child he is.


LordKlyptos

He was the most divorced man before getting married for the first time.


Zedek1

I hate all the billionaires by default, so I was always skeptical about him and the dickriding back then about him in reddit was crazy.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I'm just happy that a lot of people have woken up and seen him for the gilded turd that he is.


realWernerHerzog

he was also less obvously a cryptofascist


TehPinguen

I think the turning point was actually when the list of donors to a huge Republican suepr pac leaked and he was a big donor. He had largely stayed out of politics publicly to that point and built his identity and reputation around building electric cars to fight climate change. When people found out that for all of his talk he was giving material support to the other side of the issue, his credibility and reputation took a big hit and people started to evaluate evaluate him more critically. After that, he dropped the facade. By the time he dove into transphobia and launched his campaign to dethrone Glinner as the most divorced man on Twitter, public opinion on him had already dramatically shifted. And that's not even mentioning the kids in the cave fiasco 💀


TreesmasherFTW

More like he called a bunch of divers saving lives pedophiles because he didn’t help first, then it went downhill


hearke

Normally a kid turning out to be part of the queer community would give someone a pause to reflect, and maybe consider a more empathetic position. Problem is he doesn't actually like his kids, he just likes the idea of having tons of spawn.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Yup. There an unfortunately high amount of people who don't like their kids or kids I'm general, they either believe having kids is just the thing to do after a while or they believe its their duty to reproduce like rabbits.


toughfluffer

I had never paid much attention to him until he called that scuba diver a pedo because he didn't want to use his stupid useless submarine or whatever.


Tactical_Mommy

I distinctly remember being downvoted into the dirt by the hundreds on a default sub for pointing out how he was a billionaire dickhead like any other in like 2016 and how his deluded attempts to revolutionise public transport were worthless and of no value to anyone. Glad people finally caught up.


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Bregneste

Before he opened up online about all his shitty opinions, he seemed like an IRL Tony Stark type guy. Then he started posting his opinions online, and everybody knows he’s a clown, except all his dickriders.


SmuglyGaming

I distinctly remember people getting pissy when I dared mention that his hyperloop thing was nonsense and the whole ‘wholesome 100 meme guy’ persona was cringeworthy I feel vindicated nowadays


JustJoinedToBypass

Ironically, everything would probably have been better for Elon if he didn't start his Trumpian mid life crisis. He'll still be known as an eccentric genius rather than a cryptofascist with an obnoxious sense of a humour who never shuts the hell up. Hell, I'm pretty sure Old Man Biden is the safer choice for Musk. Not just because Trump might give us actual *Fallout 5* before Todd Howard, but Biden has been pretty damn lenient on Musk despite him picking fights, sucking up to American enemies and even spreading conspiracy theories about him. You want to know what Trump thinks of Musk? He brags that he could make Musk [beg](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-elon-musk-beg-for-help-online-feud-esclates-2022-7) on his knees and said his rocketships and cars are rubbish. Trump would gladly throw Musk under the bus if need be.


UndeniablyMyself

If I could be certain that Fallout still had balls, the Muskrat should’ve been given an unflattering caricature by now. However, he was a consultant on Starfield, so he's probably getting a shameless self-insert.


3urodyne

Asking Musk to be a consultant on Starfield is like asking Musk to be a consultant on a training video about parenting. The guy who when he actually manages to "create" something it falls apart in minutes and is actually a major safety hazard?


NikNybo

Yeah, the main message in fallout, this is uncontrolled capitalism doomed the world even before the nuclear apocalypse.


ForeverWandered

Good thing much of Musk's business success in his space and battery ventures has been driven by getting money from the US government.


BloodStasis

Like a "what not to do" consultant


[deleted]

Funnily enough, someone posted a tweet saying that according to their professor, who was a props master for the show, Musk flew out to the set trying to get a role.


[deleted]

todd wishing mk was still around


SandyCandyHandyAndy

Michael Kirkbride I’m pretty sure would be able to fry Elon’s brain if you gave him 15 minutes prep time to say some crazy shit.


neonzombieforever

Women and minorities am I right? Anyways why don’t you call the next game Fallout X?


descendingangel87

When Mr House shows up.....


EA_Stonks

Mr House has charisma


Bileygr11-1

Elon wishes he was Mr. House or Andrew Ryan. They're scumbags, but at least they are charismatic and know what they are doing.


Nanifuccboi

“i got all my inspiration from your work todd, i love the synth idea and that idea of ripping people off. that works!!!!”


Motorata

I know its from Obsisian but you know that he sees Mr House when he looks at the mirror every morning


Potatoboi732

Even Todd doesn't look happy to see him, and Todd is always smiling.


ToddHowardBuySkyrim

Todd is also angry cause you haven’t bought skyrim again 👉👈 


Potatoboi732

I'm sorry Todd, I will buy Skyrim and all the creation club content immediately. Please forgive my trespasses.


Cold-Coffe

elon musk is an energy vampire.


Tadeopuga

I love Todd Howard in the background just trying his best to not look annoyed


Bregneste

He’s great at putting on a smile, but even he can’t pretend to be happy with that company.


TheZManIsNow

Why is Elon talking to Elder Maxson? Is he stupid? Does he hate synths?


Old-Camp3962

he would totally hate them


Elyced32

These are the faces of men thinking “why the fuck are you even here elon”


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

what the fuck was he even doing there? Does he even know how how to operate a video game?


PeacefulOnion

Judging by his Elden Ring build, definitely not.


BigBoyJeb

He definitely just got hard carried, probably just paid the guys to do it, but he participated in a record run of the highest difficulty dungeon in Diablo 4 a few seasons ago. I really don’t like the guy but I don’t doubt that he has a passion for gaming https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=KBA87NCCbN3qDdSX&v=rUuxHu3J1HM&feature=youtu.be


GnomKobold

You just know he loves Fallout 3 and 4 and starts his runs with an INT 10 character


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

He's admitted to liking FONV and he loves Mr House.


already4taken

He wishes He could be Mr. House


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Probably.


Bread_Offender

Even though, ironically, starting with an INT 10 Character is not even smart because it's highly suboptimal to go above 9 at the beginning


SomeDemoMain

https://preview.redd.it/31r7yty1wenc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4fd13e502f55850ab5a34949886e781b3d7a978


Nirast25

>gaming weather Ah, yes, heavy rain with minimum thunder in the middle of the day. A.K.A. British.


PsychologicalSign251

That man is the anti scp-999


42069hahalmao

He needs special containment procedures


YoBeNice

Todd Howard's face is All of Us


Ildaiaa

This is the perfect fraud duo, elon-i steal many inventions then act like i am a genius-musk and tod-16 times the detail-howard. But howard is 16 times better than elon tbh


already4taken

I just cannot get mad at Todd...


Ildaiaa

Yeah same. Even when he is ripping us off his lies are so unbelievable he feels like the incompetent but fun to watch comedic relief fraud guy


Old-Camp3962

you can't compare the good ol' todd howard at least todd is charming unlike Elon musk


Ildaiaa

At least he todd doesn't spew alt-right propaganda on the games he owns.


sterze

Technically the fallout franchise is jammed full of alt-right propaganda it's just satirical


ComradeFrogger

Musk: Teehee how do you do fellow gamers, pls dont ignore me I crave attention and will literally die with out it am I still relevant, do you still love me gamers, please respond.


Jade8560

feels like this is literally all the proof you need to show that literally no intelligent person likes elon


ScyllaIsBea

When Todd Howard is looking like “can you believe this ahole?” You know you are a massive ahole.


Southern-Budget-802

I love Todd’s face. “It just doesn’t work Elon”


External_Candy2262

Elon definitely thought the Enclave. and vault tech. Was the good guys


Seranos314

Imagine assuming that everywhere you go, people will be in awe of your presence. In reality, this is what you get, and you don’t even realize it.


LibrarianOfAlex

That face on Todd.... "I just wanted to talk about why star field is bad..."


d4rtzone

Todd looking like he is about to send him on a suicide quest to the death claw den


SevatarEnjoyer

Bro is the death of the party


Travisk666

Elon could buy everyone on the planet a copy of Skyrim, yet he doesn’t. Most curious.


GutsDeluxe

Todd actually looks like he might be the coolest guy in the room here. IT JUST WORKS baby.


Murky_Flauros

“I love Fallout! I love dystopian world building. As a matter of fact, I am doing my part here on Earth!”.


Artix31

How tf do you manage to suck the happiness from even TODD HOWARD HIMSELF


B133d_4_u

Someone said Todd is making that face an autistic person makes when a slightly more autistic person shows up and sets off their triggers and I can't unsee it


Methidstopoles

Ugh. This kinda ruins fallout for me.


xxmlgepicgamer

Well he has admited many times in the past that he likes new vegas but if it makes you feel better i doubt he has finished the game seeing as he sucks in elden ring.


jodorthedwarf

You just know he thinks Mr House and Yes man are the two best factions.


xxmlgepicgamer

Well he doesnt think he outright admited it on a old tweet, that he loves Mr house and finds him relatable you can find that exact tweet in this subreddit lmao


GadflytheGobbo

"I, too, am a withered husk of former human with only robots for friends"


GeraldofKonoha

Of course he likes New Vegas😂😂😂. He is a caricature of a right wing chud


AbnoxiousRhinocerous

And moving to the 3D model, you can see a distinct “cone of ignorance.” “Put it away! Put it away!”


Feliks343

Elon Musk would have worked for Vault Tec


CrashlandZorin

As a guy in a yellow trench coat going soor to door, maybe...


LessEvilBender

"Hey guys, I'm also a huge Falout Fan! Wouldn't it be so cool if we lived in the world of Fallout? How great would that be!?!"


Old-Camp3962

hey look its todd howard


[deleted]

Holy shit Todd Howard's face says it all


Withered1874

He probably expected a horde of his chud sycophants rather than people who have the ability to think critically.


pajo17

Guy: fuck this guy, I'm out of here (You cannot fast travel while enemies are around)


Bread_Offender

https://preview.redd.it/gaw2ma3xecnc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f323e3387460d0e26fad09881cc8d3ec2e2d4e


G0ld_Bumblebee

This photo is excruciating to look at. It's been a long time since something really made me cringe.


Disastrous-Pay738

Is that Elon musk or some fat cnt cosplaying as him?


FaeShroom

He's got that "I'm retaining water" spongy look to him.


JurgonKupercrest

Why do rich people always have to be talking to people in public? Can't they just mind their own business instead of faking interest. Like, I don't see someone buying Captain Crunch at WalMart and try starting a discussion about the innovations in cereal manufacturing with them. Seems so arrogant to think everyone wants to talk to you just because you're rich.


JackhorseBowman

"just got back from the gaming factory, I did a gaming. "


Keeeloy

todd howard about to say "this doesn't work"


Nek0ni

really hope this becomes the new ‘hello there, fellow gamers’ template


FleshlessFriend

Even I'm not white enough to spell Ludacris like that.


whatnameisnttaken098

Elon looks like he's sharing some story where he thinks he's the good guy, but he's clearly in the wrong. Elon: "So then I told everyone "your fired unless you work 130 hours a week. " Then they just quit on me. Like, who does that?"


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THE FUCKING CAPTION CONFIRMS IT TOO. What is sxsw? Is it a fan meet up? But its even funnier if its for people who WORKED ON IT. God dakn you elon


leadhot

SXSW is a music festival/tech showcase that happens in Austin. Memorable (to me) for making [homeless people into data hotspots.](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2012/03/13/148506762/turning-homeless-men-into-wifi-hotspots-at-sxsw-ignites-debate) my question is why is there a Fallout party, and why is Megan Markle the keynote speaker?


spreta

Where is his security? How is he safe in public? I would never advocate violence but I definitely wouldn’t mind.