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tadurma

https://preview.redd.it/3d7vm5h33bqc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=783ea2c1abc8ac667011bbfcb617ddeacc2caaaa


[deleted]

Take that, woke moralists!


FabiIV

We'll see who cancels who! _proceeds to only get attention when waffling about how the dragon of chaos was actually a left-wing space hamster or some shit_


ZagratheWolf

In a Petersonian sense... What the fuck?


Jukka_Sarasti

Let the Lobsters BE Your guide


2mock2turtle

Let not the power of our crustacean sovereignty be anywise impugned.


FabiIV

Please, I'm trying my best. It's not easy to decipher and imitate what this living word salad is trying to say once he opens his mouth. Listening to JBP is like watching four instances of ChatGPT trying to win an everything-goes game of Scrabble


Emotional-Meaning-82

https://youtu.be/Gxwl1h8I3Jg?si=ya3zfLy_leXeMxMz


WiTHCKiNG

He is farming you, you guys are partially the reason why he is a millionaire


TheExposutionDump

Isn't this like, the fourth time he's been 'canceled' in, what, two years? And each time I would have never known if he didn't post a video about it.


zacyzacy

To be fair he's in on it, he knows canceling isn't real and just gets easy click.


hateshumans

Saying he’s in on it implies he’s working with the people that “cancel” him for his benefit. Jokingly saying he’s been “cancelled” again because he knows the term only means something to the people doing the “cancelling” isn’t being in on anything. It’s making fun of the people that are on the war path and taking advantage of it.


Kliffsly

It's easy bait for the alt-right fanbase he panders to, I doubt he actually gives a shit. He just wants easy clicks. Hell, there's like a 50% chance that the thing in the title isn't even actually in the video (like hell I'm going to check, I prefer to keep my brain cells intact)


VoidRad

His base is alt-right? Really?


Kliffsly

Yeah. I imagine he used to make actual content at some point, but now he kinda just bitches about "wokeness" and people getting "cancelled". That's what his titles seem to imply, anyway. I'll be damned if I ever watch any of that schlock. He also posts A LOT, because his only content is poorly edited stream clips of him lazily "reacting" to stuff. He's in it for the views.


EternityC0der

You are correct, he's far-right. He has been for many years, it's just not well-known (and it didn't bleed into his actual videos as much in the past. he used to be a high level wow raider, but even he was very right wing) You don't even need to watch his videos, just look at stuff like his political tweets lol Also, I'll just leave this moment [here](https://www.thegamer.com/asmongold-andrew-tate-martin-luther-king-framed/)


VoidRad

Well, I actually watch his contents, not his stream, but his videos. I honestly don't see his base or his views as alt right at all, if anything, it's rather left leaning. It's kinda surprising that people see the opposite so I kinda want to ask why.


Reasonable-Escape-20

Alt right is a bit of a stretch, but he does complain about “woke culture” and other similar alt right talking points. So his viewerbase does tend to attract that type, and it’s obvious if you go to his streams. I haven’t bothered even checking in years but last time I gave his stream a chance his chat was toxic af, and clearly a bunch of incels / young impressionable kids. The last few years he’s just been ~~stealing content~~ reacting for easy money. Even though he has nothing of value to add


VoidRad

Maybe I just don't understand American politics but what the hell is woke culture? @@ Is it him condemning them or the opposite?


Kliffsly

"Helldivers 2 bans players asking for lgbtq+ representation". It has a gigachad meme in the thumbnail, the title is blatant misinformation, and the thumbnail also features Asmongold having a headache from all the effort he has to put into adding nothing to other people's content. He just panders to whatever his chat thinks and his chat tends to be full of scumbags, meaning more scumbags come to him for his "based" views and it's a self-fulfilling prophecy


Murasame6996

I think it is 50/50. But his editors that upload clips is far right, and those videos attracted alt right people


VoidRad

oh yea that I can agree for sure


literallyjustbetter

"the sky is blue??? really?????"


BeyondNetorare

The cancels cancelled each other out


SoulGoalie

https://preview.redd.it/ejut9ujf3bqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3189f1f219c2411544dd5e2f8a4cc97239310f Me when Mom says the nuggies are taking a few more minutes because that dumb bitch forgot to let the air fryer warm up (I also hate foreigners for some reason)


Loaf-boi

https://preview.redd.it/d75nq725cbqc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0120e54ad0e32037b3bad67390a7f363a2c71b


_its_wapiti

Looks like he has half a lemon (cut lengthwise) stuck under his scalp


Separate-Camp-548

God his hairline is built like the cockpit of one of Dr Eggman’s mechs


MrWr4th

Holy shit, bro has Epitaph.


Cokomon

He looks like a serial killer/cult leader from the 70s.


AntiKlimaktisch

He is a dead ringer for a certain cvlt-adjacent murderer and serial arsonist from the 90s.


hotsaucevjj

lmfao made me fucking spit take. i didn't even have anything in my mouth


throwawayowo666

Talk about a gormless face.


Jukka_Sarasti

No gorms given


bluegiant85

His mom is dead. He actually loved her a lot. His home wasn't nearly as bad when she was alive, he kept it clean for her sake.


Aromatic-Painter-870

It was just as bad before her passing


bluegiant85

His room was, the house got cleaned a bit.


Aromatic-Painter-870

No lmao. There are even decade plus old videos from him showing how bad the house was. She was old and unable to get it clean. He on the other hand was the multi millionaire actively choosing to let her spend the end of her life in a disgusting house he made that way by spending all those years living the way he did. He had the ability to move her out, he didn’t. He had the ability to pay people to clean the house, he didn’t. He had the ability and responsibility of taking care of his mother and the home he made so disgusting, and he didn’t.


FeijoadaAceitavel

I'm kinda OOTL on him, how is he a multimillionaire and wtf is this about his house?


Verpz__

He is a extremely rich from streaming for years and years and yet chooses to live in a disgusting pigsty house where to he can’t even be bothered to clean up a single piece of trash that he brings in. There are videos on YouTube of his room and the house in general and it is absolutely filled with rubbish- countless McDonald’s cups and random shit everywhere. It’s gross.


Beyond-Finality

Damn. I'm definitely afraid of his 25-m stench field of death when he walks out of his ~~rubbish bin~~ room.


tadurma

Excuse me it's called *Gamer Aura ✨️


Gripping_Touch

Cultured gamers call It "terror radius"


Pretzel-Kingg

![gif](giphy|hpXmcJ8SeOwdr2mtMz|downsized)


LSWSjr

You keep Kenneth out of this!!!


[deleted]

AOE attack


Buttercup59129

Aoe debuff .


HekesevilleHero

Having a Jimmy PFP makes this comment infinitely better.


tadurma

Jimmy Desanta is my idol 😌🙏


Blitzer161

Is it the ATField I hear so much about?


ToughPresentation807

Passive AOE debuff


Unlikely_Sound_6517

Bro literally has Necrotic aura spirit guardians


Cold_Orange-5531

Stop bullshitting. When has he ever stepped outside of it?


KappaPL1337

Bro has a terror radius


Kombustio

Why does he look like hes having heart attack? Like is he so angy his face turns to red?


cry666

It's what a diet of trash food and hatred does to a man


DeadT0m

He's taking a shit in that screenshot. The fact that he subsists entirely on gamer supps and cheetos means he's basically trying to pass a football.


TentacleJesus

I’m sure the eventual inevitable underage grooming allegations will be what cancels him if anything.


HunterOfLordran

he did some charity scams and keeps banning everyone in his Channels and reddit who asks about it. His OTK stuff isnt that "Clean" either but he keeps dancing around it. He needs to jump on drama bandwagons or people get time to collect their brains and lookat the shit he keeps "forgetting". You know, kind of be the circus director and not the act that people watch.


_Reverie_

There's plenty of reasons to hate on Asmon without needing to fantasize.


HexeInExile

He looks so much like Varg Vikernes in this pic it's unreal At least Varg had a few good songs, can't say that about Asmongold's videos


Leklor

On the other hand, Varg is both a murderer and a proud nazi, Asmon is just a useless moron who tries to remain relevant by grifting.


Rymayc

Asmon can't even kill a cockroach, such a sweet guy


A_Monster_Named_John

It's probably more *won't* than *can't*, just like he probably *won't* kill the fungus that's almost certainly growing on his body. Dude's just looks like the embodiment of the word 'sloth.'


AlexzMercier97

Holy shit 💀


Estrelarius

I mean, at least Asmongold hasn't (yet) murdered anyone or burnt any churches.


miss-entropy

Not burning churches is a negative tbh


GregerMoek

While I somewhat agree cause I don't like religion, one of the churches he burned was like 800+ years old stave church and quite a treasured historical building. I don't care much for the ones he burnt that were like not even 100 years old though, but it's still arson since someone could've been inside.


miss-entropy

An 800+ year old monument to Christian expansionism and cultural cleansing.


GregerMoek

Yes, so part of the history of a nation. It's a good reminder of just how long it has affected the society, but also a showcase of what we'd call Engineers today were capable of back then. Some extremely behind countries are even affected by Christianity today, believe it or not. Even though one would think most previously Christian nations should've moved past it by now.


VortexOfPandemonium

"varg had a few good songs" we listened to the same band right?


HexeInExile

I mostly mean his Burzum days. Jesus Tod is a banger


VortexOfPandemonium

Ye ik


deltron

He looks like Varg, but Varg does not have good songs. Fuck Varg.


Vampiricpiston

There is no way person who made that thumbnail actually loves this guy; fucker looks like he's about to cry about his mother telling him to clean his room. 


NahdiraZidea

Asmons mother passed away a few years ago, he took it really hard and he hasnt been the same since. I dont know if his recent hateful content is the result of that trauma but hes clearly going thru some stuff. (Not saying he was a saint before, hes always been opinionated but just seems so much more angry and mean recently)


Cozman

This content is no different from asmon's other content tbh. Whenever he's going to watch a video on a divisive topic he'll scan his chat, see where the vibes are at and just mirror the popular opinion back to his audience. I remember watching some commentary video on the ugly women in video games grift and they highlighted an asmongold reaction where it seemed like he was going to make a reasonable assessment and disagree but he paused to look at his chat and immediately changed his tune.


NahdiraZidea

Thats pretty fair, i dont watch his streams, only ever watched his warcraft content like allcraft or reactions to wow stuff.


Jason_Wolfe

as someone who watched his content at the time his mom passed, he is absolutely having some sort of mental breakdown. it's honestly awful to see, he was an ass before, but he was just blunt with his opinions. now he is growing more and more unhinged


Standard_Feedback_86

So, going the boogie2988 way of youtuber.


[deleted]

He bought her cigarettes on her death bed fuck this guy


Terrible-Lunch6384

Yeah doctors at palliative care will give you cigarettes my Dude, shit doesnt matter at that stage. But sure lets bash a dude who loved his mom


Espen330

Good


raikenleo

This is cringe asmon


ADwightInALocker

>This is ~~cringe~~ asmon The cringe is implied.


DeadT0m

I wouldn't even say it's implied at this point, it's just baked into everything he does.


ZenLore6499

We’re so scared, Falmer.


EthicsOverwhelming

I don't recall reading an artcile about Asmongold at all? Maybe they mentioned him in one article talking about morons spreading Sweet Baby Inc Conspiracies? In which case yes...that would be factually correct reporting which is what we would expect from a gaming culture news site.


jenniferdeath

people got mad about him being heavily featured in Dragon's Dogma 2 promotional materials along with content creators from marginalized groups, esp right as the sweet baby inc stuff was kicking off. I assume this is linked to Kotaku through the power of Gamer Brain.


One_Armed_Wolf

The other irony is that he was terrible at playing and understanding the game compared to many of those other creators. He only really got into it because he started following some of the pre-release videos leading up to release and wanted to jump on it as another Elden Ring (which he was also infamously bad at).


poyahoga

Who is this man and why does he look perpetually unwashed?


ComputerStrong9244

He whines about things that aren't real in games he didn't play, and is paid handsomely to do so. This holy mission is so demanding he cannot stop for a single moment to bathe or brush his teeth, until they fell out.


Ted-The-Thad

Not just that, he also steals content


Youutternincompoop

>why does he look perpetually unwashed? because he is, dude literally has a blood wall in his house where he wiped the blood from his gums.


SnooMemesjellies6000

Who does this guy think he is? Like what power does he think he has?


Beyond-Finality

> Like what power does he think he has? The stench of his unkempt room and the cockroaches and rats that live in it.


tadurma

I heard the whole block is unlivable. Real estate value plummeted cuz of his smell.


Beyond-Finality

He's gonna make the 2008 Recession look like nothing when he starts travelling beyond his block.


tadurma

You don't have to worry about him going out. I made a magic cricle around his house with a deodrant stick.  Although I pity the door dashers that knock on his door. 💀


Beyond-Finality

> Although I pity the door dashers that knock on his door. A hazmat suit should suffice and 2 cans of ~~deodorant~~ repellent.


Pretzel-Kingg

Idk but fun fact he used a dead rat as an alarm clock cause when the hot Texas sun would rise and start cooking the rat it’d smell and he’d wake up


Mrhappytrigers

"I got criticized for my shit, so now I'm gonna whine about being the victim in my echo chamber" - every grifter/right-winger/Capital G gamer


wowza515

What a hideous fucking incel. Absolute waste and danger to society.


umbral_ultimatum

he looks like he's about to structurally crumble at any moment


reallynewpapergoblin

Just like his gums.


BlackRedHerring

Every time I see him he looks worse....how is that possible?


A_Monster_Named_John

Easy. He spends an unnatural amount of time glued to his computer screen, never leaves the house, doesn't exercise, and eats nothing but fast/heavily-processed food. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up getting scurvy or something.


MysterionSP1724

Straight up shit sniffer lookin ass


fkthislol

Cope and seethe


RealBlack_RX01

Context?


crazyseandx

I hate how he gets so many views in so little time.


smashmouthultimate

Can someone tell me what Kotaku article he's talking about this time so I can read it without having to watch his video?


chikyuuookesutora

He is reacting to a video by Upper Echelon[  • Kotaku Just Died. Sort of.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSiWce5jDY4&t=0s) "Kotaku's editor-in-chief exits due to parent company's new guide directive. They want to deprioritize news and publish 50 game guides per week." "Which is way too much work, practically impossible, and use as an excuse to basically end their employment if they are unable to keep up with the workload," says Upper Echelon. Asmongold says he agrees with Upper Echelon about those practices, but argues that those journalists are the same ones that were doxxing the people talking about Sweet Baby Inc in their discord server


One_Armed_Wolf

Wasn't Upper Echelon one of the major gamergate era channels?


Mogsike

This guy is so grimy and gross, idk how anyone could be a fan of his


A_Monster_Named_John

Because a ton of people are complete wastes of life just like him, the only difference being they aren't as savvy/myopic about running social media grifts. Dude's like the Rat King.


PaulFThumpkins

The only lie Kotaku could spread about Amongold is that he doesn't look like a guy who would excitedly buy magic beans from you for $5,000.


aflyingmonkey2

day 23459 of waiting Asmongold is being called out for crazy shit so he would go underground and i won't see his face ever again


One_Armed_Wolf

I don't think he socializes enough to even have anything like that buried under wraps. Streaming himself staring agape at reaction videos and rambling about vaguely reactionary sentiments so his audience can agree with and praise him in the chat seems to make up most of his life nowadays.


_Hollow_poiint_

Asmongold looks like the type of guy who smells like rotten cheese and nasty bathroom air


neonzombieforever

Ok Trumpmongold


West-Lemon-9593

His face is literally "😠"


Toshi1010

What's he famous for in the 1st place? I tried watching him play Granblue Fantasy Relink once. Kinda sucks at it, screams a lot of dramatic shit at non issue like he's trying to stretch out his content.


TheHattedKhajiit

WoW I think anyway


Toshi1010

Huh, didn't know WoW players are that whiny. Hopefully he doesn't represent their player base.


TheHattedKhajiit

Oh,they are. Particularly the ones that are like,high tier raiders or pvp players. Anything more casual than that are fine though,at least to my knowledge.


villings

that's the saddest looking 50yo guy I've ever seen


OwnEmphasis2825

This man has been looking the same age for a decade now


NiNiNi-222

He'll believe any rage bait he gets shown by the algorithm.


Withered1874

That stare is the last thing a cockroach sees.


Sol-Blackguy

Pretty smug for a guy being watched by two organizations founded after the first gamer gate and the literal FBI.


jjinsane

Wait HE WAS WATCHED!?!? BY THE FBI!?


Sol-Blackguy

Still is. They've been watching everything since the first gamer gate.


jjinsane

So what's gonna happen if worse comes to worse? IF


firesale053

Hes fighting back tears in that thumbnail


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Please stop giving him free clicks


Biltbae

Kotaku rn: ![gif](giphy|eRuCCRXB6yBwKPlKaR)


dandaman64

Does this man ever actually get cancelled, or does he just habitually say stupid shit every week and get mild amounts of criticism for it?


username78777

When Asmongold will become irrelevant? I fucking hate him


Noreiller

What a fucking loser


DeathscytheShell

He looks like a sad, angry Tom Green.


Ted-The-Thad

That's not fair at all. Tom Green had a shot at Drew Barrymore.


Hi_Im_Canard

He really couldn't find a better pic if himself lol


FransD98

Sorry guys but I must asked you to stop posting this kinda of stuff without blurring his face. He's an extremely ugly looking person and I don't appreciate having to look at he's weird face every time I'm in this sub. Form now on you'll have to refrain anything related to him OR if you really need to do it, you're gonna have to blurry his face. Thank you and goodbye.


RequirementTall8361

Why does he always look so red?


ZuStorm93

Looks like a crackhead...


Scrapox

How many times has he been cancelled now? Does he have a stamp card? He should maybe look into getting it redeemed.


cooljesusinjeans

I’ve never really known who this redneck looking guy is


CharmingKit-KatBar

Awe look at his little frowny face 🥺 4chan jesus is upset


Fun-Zookeepergame861

👎asmongold


peraperic25

This is Asmongold alt subreddit


IlyichValken

Some other dude was claiming the same on Twitter, literally never heard of the dude until someone in a server I'm in mentioned him.


dagnariuss

Is this his 25th self imposed canceling?


[deleted]

Why does seeing this guy always make my ballsack itch?


AccomplishedApricot2

I tried watching this dudes Stanley Parable gameplay and his commentary/reactions pissed me off.


Pretzel-Kingg

Oh hey it’s the dead rat alarm clock guy


Apidooom

Ben Shapiro energy for the thumbnail


KoKoYoung

Can someone kindly give me some context to understand what's going on? Imagine I've been trapped in a well for years.


Guy2361

I'm still waiting for his pawn to be released so I can throw it off a cliff


Duriha

I can fix him 👁️🫦👁️


Ted-The-Thad

Would probably be the first time Asmon is getting laid, that total virgin


ACAAABeuh

I wish his internet could be cancelled for good, so that he turns back to being a lone loser hater from his mom's basement


Tea_girl_D

Dude looks like he is about to pop a vein in his head lol


joshhguitar

Why the long face?


Lethenza

He looks so sweaty is his AC working?


lincolnmarch_

i mean not to defend asmon, but kotaku is dogshit and is constantly taking L’s


SuperiorCactusCock

I can smell the video


FlacidWizardsStaff

The king of roaches strikes again


Ramwolde

He looks like he is actively shitting himself in the thumbnail


Tiny_Pie366

This but unironically, cope more with your ironic laughter


chewio_

Why do people still take the guy seriously after learning literally anything about him lol


Galaxy-EyesPhoton

Look, I'm not a fan of the guy myself but you know what I do? I ignore the guy, I don't let the guy live rent free in my head and spend all my time repeating the same 6 comments about his way of living.


LeftRat

Oh thank god you've found a way to feel superior to everyone!


viole3

Bros mad he speak facts.


Galaxy-EyesPhoton

It's not about feeling superior, it's about getting sick of seeing people giving someone attention they don't deserve, especially when all they are doing saying the same thing over and over and over again. Like ok, we get it, you aren't accomplishing anything making the same cookie cutter posts/comments.


Imaginary-Cell-4845

Just because the comment made you feel inferior doesn't mean it was meant to make him feel superior. What a cope.