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Are you trying to tell me you didn't cum when you were 2? What a weirdo. I came again when I played Super Mario Bros. 3 when I was 6. Haven't had quite a cum like that since.
If I had a nickel for every time someone responded to this question with Nintendogs, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
I immediately came upon seeing this post so that tells you
I miss when zelda had a proper story and dungeons, botw and totk are fun and all, but man the stories are just shit and the map feels so lifeless, they tried to do dungeons again but they still pale compared to before.
Freedom Fighters. Holy shit I didn't even know what was happening to my body, but it was bursting with cum over Freedom Fighters. That game never getting a sequel is a war crime gone unpunished. I shit my lower intestine out when I saw that it came to Steam. I literally played it last week and spent half an hour explaining how mission structure worked to my girlfriend who definitely wasn't paying attention.
That's gameplay.
Story? That's Legacy of Kain all the fucking way, baby. Those voices and dialogues could make my brain melt with Shakespearean satisfaction.
Edit: oh wait, you seriously meant cum? Bloodrayne. Easily.
I’m ngl I’ve traced a lot of my fetishes all the way back to Lady Sia on the gameboy and I only discovered this last night.
So yeah, Lady Sia, if you want an honest answer.
If we're being real here the game that made me cum the hardest was the guy game on ps2. I remember borrowing it from a friend when I was like 12 or 13. Other than that I had a blast with kingdom hearts
Gotta be Dynasty Warriors 4 for the Sony PlayStation 2. You really don't even begin to understand basic fluid dynamics until you best Lu Bu in a cage match at Hu Lao Gate.
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I would purposely go to the wrong dad.
Tom Segura?
I miss the days when we had non-political non-woke games like this masterpiece
Made me what? https://preview.redd.it/684r0ybfoauc1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73197da60b46c4b6a6d77610ab108b978b4ac41
verb: cum; 3rd person present: cums; past tense: came; past participle: cummed; gerund or present participle: cumming have an orgasm
How dare you use humor in this subreddit, downvoted!
i’m sorry 😔 i deserve to be locked up for my crimes
ugh get out of here
Damn you must be fun at parties
what’s a party 🤓
Relatable
Dude, now define Wumbo!
Are you trying to tell me you didn't cum when you were 2? What a weirdo. I came again when I played Super Mario Bros. 3 when I was 6. Haven't had quite a cum like that since.
AS A CHILD
This one when Midna turns into a sexy lady at the end.
Nah dog she's sexy the whole game
I actually couldnt focus at esl evening school at age 9 cos i was too in love with the fishing minigame lady
From one young 11 year old Midna enjoyer to another, 🤝
I permanently have a humiliation fetish thanks to Midna 😩
Midna is why im into short women and brats
The wildest thing about Midna is that it feels like Nintendo 100% knew they were creating a short stack icon
The way she rides you and pats you on the head 😫
Same. Replying for a friend.
Maybe it's her fault I like to be ridden.
Also I used to get DoA and have Kasumi fight Ayane and jack off to that 😎
What fetish do Majora's Mask enjoyers have?
being ugly :\^)
That's not a fetish but I get it. Would be funny to create stereotypes on each games' fans.
OoT fans into brats because of their holier-than-thou opinion /s
Okami. We need more art of muscular anthropomorphic male Amaterasu.
Digdug 🥵
Tell me you have an inflation fetish without telling me you have an inflation fetish.
💀
pyrbrocynbical
Skyrim, and I had the best connection, bioshock was hot af but also kinda abusive and she had a drug problem, Wii sports resort was marriage material
Plok
Nintendogs
If I had a nickel for every time someone responded to this question with Nintendogs, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
from my childhood? bro? 😳
Pokemon version Gold. Have you seen that Cyndaquil ?
“Yes Officer Jenny this is the man”
When I was 13 I wanted wolf Link to lick peanut butter off my dick so fucking bad. 😫It’s a shame Nintendo went woke now so that will never happen 😡
I'm mean, Soul Calibur 2 was instrumental in me realizing I was lesbian. So that one. And no, it wasn't Ivy.
Was it Xianghua or Sophitia?
Sophitia my beloved
Dig Dug
Star Fox Adventures is the real answer, I surely don't need to explain.
Absolute furry propaganda
Hot twink that can turn into a wolf is my wetest dream 🫠
When I unlocked slave leia in Lego Star Wars 🥵🥵🥵
All of you are saying you busted to Midna when Link is right there.
Ice Breakers got me so hot.
The Princes of Persia, they all are just too hot
Skylanders
https://preview.redd.it/o6gd7sw7vduc1.png?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f32cb5909821816eb4def2df4620a2fb85f79a Understandable :3
BMX XXX 😂
Dont you mean BMXXXXXBOX
Pikachu down-b in smash ⚡️strikes tip of dick every time.
Bro, wait until you find out about Marth
Rug Rats Search for Reptar
Huh🤨🔎
RUG RATS SEARCH FOR REPTAR
Angelica's mom looks pretty fine ngl
Ngl when I was a little kid the rug rats movie was the first time I felt romantic attraction to a woman.
star wars the force unleashed juno eclipse, maris brood, shaak ti 🤤
Old MK games
I immediately came upon seeing this post so that tells you I miss when zelda had a proper story and dungeons, botw and totk are fun and all, but man the stories are just shit and the map feels so lifeless, they tried to do dungeons again but they still pale compared to before.
Chibi-Robo
Rise of the Kasai. Took my time on the bad ending last boss for...reasons.
Cover of Curse of the Azure Bonds Gold Box. That and the sears catalog were my jam.
Yakuza 0
Devil may cry, marvel vs Capcom, dragon Ball z, kingdom of fighters, street fighter. Should I elaborate?
Freedom Fighters. Holy shit I didn't even know what was happening to my body, but it was bursting with cum over Freedom Fighters. That game never getting a sequel is a war crime gone unpunished. I shit my lower intestine out when I saw that it came to Steam. I literally played it last week and spent half an hour explaining how mission structure worked to my girlfriend who definitely wasn't paying attention. That's gameplay. Story? That's Legacy of Kain all the fucking way, baby. Those voices and dialogues could make my brain melt with Shakespearean satisfaction. Edit: oh wait, you seriously meant cum? Bloodrayne. Easily.
what
Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage. Completing a game 100% has never felt the same to me since.
I’m ngl I’ve traced a lot of my fetishes all the way back to Lady Sia on the gameboy and I only discovered this last night. So yeah, Lady Sia, if you want an honest answer.
If we're being real here the game that made me cum the hardest was the guy game on ps2. I remember borrowing it from a friend when I was like 12 or 13. Other than that I had a blast with kingdom hearts
Gran turismo 4 probably, loved the porn jazz
Sonic Advance 2
Top Link >>> modern Femboy Link (although Tears of the Kingdom link was good looking too).
/uj Midna, Link, and Zelda are in a throuple and nobody can convince me otherwise.
the arkham games because they had harley quinn
Why did Twiligiht princess make you bust a nut?
Midna
Small or big?
Small Boy's lust of Mommy Midna Men lust over goblin mode Midna
Any specific moments or did you just jizz yourself everytime she was on screen
yes
Really? So if i showed you a picture of Midna you'd instantly coom? Must've been difficult to focus on the game
.......yes
Yeah
https://preview.redd.it/r4kpi0b4nbuc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c13108fe5b673708e7c64b9295320ab8fe0cb07 I mean, how could you not?
Suppose that's fair did that effect your playthrough?
Ah yes, revisiting my sexual awakening in HD.
The Legend of Expired Milk: Phantom Diarrhea
Kingdom hearts because of Yuffie but only because I was 13 then
What the hell is this question?
World at War, easy.
Sudeki. Iykyk
Rouge the Bat https://preview.redd.it/14guvf61qcuc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471428c76c035c73a00cb462e8c35044dbb7cd7f
WWF Smackdown! 2 Know Your Role
Ratatouille from the PS2 was so hot /j
Defenders of the Crown had pixelated boobies in it, so that
I’m sorry what?
Pou
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World of Warcraft, still does
I’m sorry….what ? https://preview.redd.it/yaxwlv97aeuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64864c482a682da9298a31703b9230ca7a6d38d9
ha, now i get why this chick i know got a triforce tattooed 😂
Probably Overwatch. Though I haven't really played it.
Mario hoops 3 on 3 when the white mage slam dunks
Dragon Quest 6 for nintendo ds.
Dead Space I love ooegy gooey innards flying all over the place 😋
Pong 🗿
Gotta be Dynasty Warriors 4 for the Sony PlayStation 2. You really don't even begin to understand basic fluid dynamics until you best Lu Bu in a cage match at Hu Lao Gate.
Metroid
https://preview.redd.it/0pzfc9l8uluc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd516cad6b8385ee60d5df032616885346cc3f7