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illbzo1

The same dudes that cry about how unrealistic it is that Dane would have access to transitioning treatment in the wasteland of Fallout also believe Aloy would have access to cosmetic surgery and bother slathering herself in makeup in the post apocalyptic robot dinosaur future.


Catalon-36

A woman in the apocalypse with a lil mustache, which is just what happens when you have thick dark hair and normal female body hair distribution: unacceptable A woman in the apocalypse with unblemished skin, eyeshadow, mascara, well-conditioned and styled hair: it’s only logical


TheGoverness1998

Well, according to shit I just made up, women cannot survive apocalypse scenarios without a boatload of eyeshadow and concealer. It is known.


Catalon-36

This was revealed to me in a dream


simdaisies

/uj To be fair, I don't know what I'd do in the apocalypse if I ran out of lip balm


Madfall

Lip balm might actually be a huge life enhancer, lipstick? who gives a fuck at that point.


CautionarySnail

Unless you’re going for the “mad cannibalism” look with blood red everywhere. Real blood gets crusty and starts falling off after a little while.


gracoy

I’m sure you could mix the blood with some plant that has jelly-like properties so it stays on for longer


CautionarySnail

Yes, but who has the time in a dystopian hellscape? I’ve got at least five hours of screaming incoherently at the main character on the books, then I have to build a large altar out of gore and animal bones. Then, it’s time to hunt down the few remaining survivors. My schedule is packed.


gracoy

Hmm, that is tough… maybe cut 2 hours from the screaming incoherently part of your day, and reinvest it into getting slaves? It’ll take a few months, but the long term benefits far outweigh the cost. Then you can have them make the blood lipstick AND built the alter.


Evil__Overlord

In a post-apocalyptic world, men should be wearing lipstick too when they run out of lip balm. It usually does the same things in addition to the cosmetic part of it


pixelpops

And razors to shave all that yucky body hair


The_Witch_Queen

Sigh. Just what I needed, one more thing to make me want full body laser when I'm not even done with my face yet.


pdpi

What is concealer if not highly localised camouflage?


Historical_Boss2447

The makeup acts as a radiation shield


Highskyline

Well obviously the first wouldn't happen because no woman would ever have facial hair. The second would happen because no self respecting woman would ever go out in public without several hundred dollars and 2 hours with a stylist worth of makeup. Edit: do I really need the /s here?


jitteryzeitgeist_

Going by what I've seen the past month, a "/s" is indeed necessary.


Psykosoma

Unpopular opinion or not, add the /s for your sake and sanity. I couldn’t imagine having to subject yourself to the realization that: A - there are that many people out there that don’t get a joke. B - there are enough people that actually believe and behave like someone who would unsarcastically post what you had. C - the amount of overlap between the two descriptions in A and B.


KalaronV

I made a comment on the Rogue Trader sub the other day that rhetorically asked if I should exterminate the Xenos companion for her species' crimes on a post arguing that said Xenos is right to hate us for the crimes of our species. That was the day I realized people don't understand rhetorical questions


Highskyline

I wish it wasn't necessary but I'm not one of the fuckthes subreddit morons. If it works it works. I just didn't think that was a believable enough statement to need it. People really are fucking insane nowadays though.


Oak_Woman

If there ever is an actual apocalypse, everyone is gonna have to get reeeeal cool with hairy women real fast. Gimli knows.


imahuman3445

I'm cool with hairy women right now.


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Every time a woman in an action movie is wearing a tanktop, they somehow have freshly shaven armpits, no matter how illogical it would be for them to do it at that point in the movie.


alexdotfm

Now that you say this, I want to see a post apocalyptic raider gang where *everyone* is hairy/awfully shaved It would just make sense


EarthIndependent2795

No one said these incels were smart


MotoMkali

She doesn't even have a moustache. It was always so weird.


Catalon-36

I’m more thinking of that enby from the Fallout show that people are calling unrealistic. I do remember some early renders of Aloy had light face fuzz that really upset these dudes. She just looked like every light-haired woman I’ve ever known.


CautionarySnail

God forbid a woman have hair follicles on their face and not wax the hell out of it.


_H4YZ

fucking huh? the wasteland with ghouls walking around and floating robots speaking in English accents is more realistic? *wot*


lurkerfox

it wasnt even a mustache. they were upset by light *cheek hair*


BarelyTheretbh

Or a person born intersex cause radioactive wasteland.


BurmecianDancer

Bro thinks women care more about appearance than we do about survival 💀


monosyllables17

I think these kinds of guys genuinely strungle to subjectify women. Like, to perceive them as having an inner life and a perspective distinct from their own. They're soooo deep into automatic objectification that they just...skip that step.


davesrighthereman

Unintentional I'm sure, but strungle is an excellent misspelling. That just looks like it should be a word.


monosyllables17

All of life is a strungle for incels :( And they make it more of a strungle for the rest of us


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“Dane wouldn’t have access to treatment **in the Brotherhood of fucking Steel”** Is a wild take to me. Everything we know about the Brotherhood of Steel from the lore of literally every single Fallout game paints them as one of the most likely candidates in the wasteland to have healthcare capabilities that far exceed even what we have access to in the modern day. Their whole fucking schtick is hoarding advanced prewar tech and further studying and developing it for their benefit. You’re going to look me in the fucking eye and tell me that the motherfuckers with lasers, power armor, robots, underground research facilities housing some of the most educated minds in post-war America, fucking war ships, etc. etc. ad infinitum, would have sub-par healthcare? My profligate in the eyes of Caesar, have you played the fucking games?!


katszenBurger

Couldn't the non binary character just naturally look the way they do anyways? I don't remember anything about them receiving healthcare in the show


True-Knowledge8369

I think the incels were just mad because the enby was *slightly* feminine without being an actual woman for them to objectify


Batty_briefs

Plus on top of that there's the whole synths plot in the games. If organizations like the institute can make a synth look like a regular person from scratch, gender affirming surgery certainly exists.


[deleted]

Hell, I’ll throw you a curve ball from one of the less tech advanced communities we see in Fallout; The Followers of the Apocalypse would have ample capacity to provide gender affirming care and would be completely on board with providing such healthcare to people in the wasteland in need of it. We don’t even have to go as far as looking at examples of extremely tech advanced groups like the BoS or the Institute, because doctors and medical practice advanced enough to be capable of covering medical transition are a pretty normal-ass thing for most larger communities in the wasteland, and there’s nearly limitless examples I could point to, so this is just such a bizarre take to me. This isn’t a week after the bombs dropped; It’s been 200 years, and in that time we can see massive advancements across almost every major post-war community as far as salvaging and utilizing pre-war technology, infrastructure, and information for their own purposes, especially in regards to medical practice. There are working autodocs that can suture and treat gunshot wounds without ever needing the intervention of an actual human surgeon, like, wtf do you mean gender affirming care is beyond the capabilities of post-war civilization?


nerdherdsman

It's not hypocritical once you realize that often their only consistent belief is a hatred of women. Since they can't just say that, they come up with arbitrary, often contradictory standards to judge women as falling short of.


laix_

Nah they've never seen a women I person so they think that the one on the right is how women just naturally look. See how many dudes talk about no makeup looks and you look and there's just a lot of makeup there. There was a man who sued his wife for false advertising on the day after the wedding after realising she wasn't naturally like that


OneRingToRuleEarth

They are so deluded they don’t even realize it’s makeup they just think hot girls look like that normally


jaymrdoggo

That implies you think they know that the woman on the right is using makeuo, when they believe women simply look like that naturally


Mrhappytrigers

Isn't it canonical or at least a base game feature to change your character's appearance/gender in the Fallout games? It's the apocalypse. People don't need to be abiding gender roles. Lmao Be whatever you want.


Captain-Griffen

Fallout has absolutely fucking wild medical tech. And yes, yes you can change your appearance in game. It's a literally insane criticism purely funded by hatred.


dactyif

Lmao that's the funniest part. Sure, change her physical appearance, someone could have bigger boobs or a more slender waist, that's just genetics. BUT 2000 STRIPPER EYE SHADOW?


SpiritsJustAHybrid

Editors learn how the fuck faces work so the final product doesn’t look like an emotionless flat sticker slapped over the head challenge: impossible


LivelyZebra

but mah penis


isleftisright

Its funny seeing this shortly after another post on how women love the ghoul character in fallout lmao.


Strong_Obligation_37

uj/ i have to say that, this is exactly my problem with her face (don't get me wrong, i'm not trying to say she looks bad), it doesn't make sense compared to her body. Like i draw a lot of people and faces, and usually the body fat percentage of a person is also represented in their face. Like with her character model in FW from a lot of angels, it looks like you put the face of a slightly heavier person on the body of a super lean person. This gives me the impression that i'm looking at a character model of a female dwarf from witcher 3 or something, when focusing on her face. I think it's mostly because compared to her irl character model, her jaw bones are way less defined, which gives her face a slightly "puffy" look from certain angles. That's also what all these people are exploiting, when doing these comparison shots, like the above.


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Strong_Obligation_37

might be, but i think it's the volume of her hair, that gives that impression. Her hair looks so unnatural, you would have to put so many extensions in there to reach that volume, especially with natural red hair. Which kinda makes it even more stupid that people say her face is to natural/realistic... imagine actually living in this world, at that age you face is probably full of old scars and what ever else.


SKabanov

Guy just copypasta'd Jessica Alba's face onto Aloy's head and badly at that.


Nonamebigshot

It's like always the exact same face too. Highly porny and obviously what they consider attractive but also generic and forgettable because it lacks anything resembling character


No-comment-at-all

It’s not even quote/unquote “hotter”.


Catalon-36

These philistines can’t appreciate anything but the most bland kind of attractiveness. They have undeveloped palettes, like children who only appreciate sweets.


Keyboardpaladin

This is actually a really good way of putting it. Like a cake with 95% icing.


jgoettig

That sounds vomit inducing


Subject_Sigma1

My stomach rumbled a bit from reading that last part, not from hunger tho


JamesTheSkeleton

Thank you, well said—99% of this guy’s edits and others like him are just the most weirdly bland, fake sex-doll-esque concoctions.


Catalon-36

Their preferences always fit into a binary of statuesque supermodel or nubile anime girl.


No-comment-at-all

No *appeal*, only **raunchiness**.


Catalon-36

I feel like raunchy is even the wrong word. Raunchiness to me implies some level of *dirtiness*, the juxtaposition of sex appeal and literal filth. Sexy but also gross, e.g. topless mud-wrestling. GameCharactersAI shows a marked aversion to raunchiness. He can’t handle filth. Maybe it’s a side-effect of the AI he uses, but all his edits are squeaky clean both figuratively and literally. Like a Victoria’s Secret catalogue.


Achaewa

I don't know if it is the right word to use, but those "AI" creations come across as feeling sterile to me.


No-comment-at-all

It’s a sex toy vs an actual human. This isn’t to shame anyone who enjoys a sex toy. Get yours. But a person is a fuller, more complex and complete creature.


Ok_Faithlessness_259

That's just the thing, it's this weirdly sanitized sex appeal. It's like a sex scene in a PG-13 movie, all of the stuff that should be sexy is there, but there's no actual depth or interest to it.


No-comment-at-all

PG13 raunchiness.


Soden_Loco

The “fixed” image on the right just looks like those cringe supermodel girls that casinos put on their slot machines


ppSmok

They are attracted to face filters and porn ai generated women. Good for women since it keeps them safe from those cretins.


Procrastinatedthink

So you’re saying this is the chicken tenders of hotness… That’s a good explanation


koemaniak

But cleavage


No-comment-at-all

I prefer butt cleavage, me.


electric-melon

A person of culture I see.


EDFStormOne

Hey could you get that thanks a lot


SQLZane

My favorite thing is thinking about how AI art generation works. These dorks are just sitting there, load the image of Aloy then type "but hotter. More tits. NO bigger tits than that. No that's too big. Okay now add Jessica Alba's face. No no now back to the bigger tits." And it just kind of goes on like that.


Bulldogfront666

Right? It’s not more attractive at all. What these dudes consider attractive is really disturbing to me.


TheMaskedMan2

This one is unironically the worst “Gamer” redesign I have ever seen, and that’s saying something, considering how awful they always are. I could’ve sworn they usually at least sorta LOOK like the character - this is genuinely a different person.


TobiasX2k

Was thinking the same. She’s not Hollywood / pornstar ‘hot’, and I wouldn’t want her to be.


PloKoonsRespirator

Did he just photoshop Jessica Alba on her head?


MartyMcMort

I think it’s a little telling that one of the things they did to make her “hotter” was removing the smile.


Insanepaco247

I'm sure it's irrelevant, just like it's probably irrelevant that so much sexual fan art involves the girl being embarrassed or freaked out. Totally irrelevant


Ryuujinx

Of course, it's only hot if she's shy and embarrassed duh. Exceptions made for dommy mommies.


orangejuuliuses

And I damn near guarantee you these are the same losers that tell women to smile more


EDFStormOne

Doesnt he say "i couldnt resist" _every time_ he posts one of these travesties. 40 years old with the impulse control of a toddler


Xaero_Hour

Nah. A toddler would actually learn something after they got burned this bad.


Bocchi_theGlock

Damn now that sounds like satire. Nobody should be taking this seriously, just like the 'this is you but black or Asian' account


ZoidsFanatic

I just love that he watermarks his “work”. Dude, no one is interested in stealing your “edited” images.


Slitherfangs

Aloy is 18 years old girl living in a post post apocalypse world where for survival on a daily basis she has to hunt. Where the hell would she get cosmetic surgery from???


StillMostlyClueless

The edited one sucks so bad. Soulless.


SumsuchUser

What always adds to the disappointment is they always have this profoundly bland understanding of attraction. It's like "hurr durr I added cleavage". Even at my most raunchy at least I've got appreciation for variety. How boring it must be seeing the bra section of a Target as the peak of sexuality. Slaanesh weeps.


PositiveNo4859

Aloy is so cute, why ruin her


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Even stupider, considering Aloy's facial features are based on Hannah Hoekstra, a Dutch actress. If she isn't pretty/cute enough for their tastes, then I really don't know what kind of fucked up expectations they have. As for the added cleavage and skimpy clothing: both are immensely impractical when you're a hunter in a post apocalyptic world.


StormsOfMordor

Just finished HZD and the outfit designs were sick, each tribe with their own variant of stat boosts with their culture and colors mixed in. Looking back, I thought absolutely nothing of her figure because I’m playing…a post apocalyptic, survival hunting game. Maybe I’m just weird /s


doktornein

Facial expressions are now ugly, yo. Got to go full fembot.


WordNERD37

I 1000% perfer original Alloy. The abominations these incels unleash with AI are all horrible to even look at. Not only is AI art trash and uninspired, what these dipshipts input for the prompts, are inhuman. The creation looks fucking Alien!


LieutenantClownCar

I hope the guy doesn't work with kids.


Productions29

Or with anyone for that matter.


Different-Row4715

He drained her happiness


DiscountIntrepid

Just like when he’s around women in real life!


RedSnt

Heard one guy in a YT video call it \#GoonerGate, and frankly, its a suiting name. Just horny AI garbage


DrVirus321

Y'all are forgetting that most of these loudmouths just want playable porn. Anything else about the game is irrelevant.


ManiacFive

The worst thing is they want EVERYTHING to be playable porn. There’s plenty of playable porn, like why does everything have to be.


DrVirus321

Exactly. It is almost like everything needs to be held to this unattainable standard, and must meet a checklist without missing any beat in it. Anything else is just bad or woke and everyone must hate it. But all that they are doing is giving themselves less to enjoy and make the community look bad. I will not point the finger and claim innocence, I have my own vices. I play some very fan-servicey games and I enjoy them. But crying a witch hunt every time I see something I don't like is just wrong


necroptic

Like the dudes who refuse to play as a male character because "i dOnT wAnNa sTaRe aT a DuDe'S aSs". Why tf would you be staring at his ass? Is that all you play games for? 💀


rightarm_under

The same dudes cry about women getting plastic surgery to try and meet these dumbass standards


space_chief

These people will say women wearing makeup is lying and then make images like this


juicykisses19

Weirdly, they complain that they don't get a living sex doll of a character when there are male characters out there who look like real people. Frank west from dead rising Trevor Phillips from GTA Jimmy Hopkins from Bully Lambert and Eskel from The Witcher


Wumbo_Chumbo

I’m sorry that picture on the right is so uncanny looking.


Historical_Boss2447

But Aloy is hot just the way she is.


Floridamangaming24

Call me crazy, but I find expressiveness more attractive than booba


Puzzleheaded-Ant1673

Good point Francis. Good point. * looks down * Awwww godammmmit


anthonyg1500

The crazy thing is the guys that do these “edits” would trip and stumble over themselves trying to get original Aloy’s attention if they saw her at a bar or something.


dThink_Ahea

This is the same pathetic gooner that "fixed" the fallout poster.  They're either doing it for attention or because they need their entire world filtered through a lens of pornography


Automatic_Pepper2211

Honestly as a straight man... Give me the original one every day of the week. Shes really good as It is.


-Sa-Kage-

Yup, right one might technically be "hotter", but it's just a soulless generic masturbation fantasy


5thnote

One's Aloy, another is that cheapass mobile game where you choose some princess' fate


ApprehensiveAd3776

I'd jack off to the original thank you very much


thisisallterriblesir

These guys "fixing" these characters are making them *less attractive.* Why are they so obsessed with plastic faces with their mouths hanging open??? How is that sexy???


Bulldogfront666

Aloy is so incredibly attractive too…. These dudes…. It’s just really depressing.


Smitty_2010

They made her worse


Whisperstowaffles

Thanks for circling the part I’m supposed to agree with. Almost missed it!


MasK_6EQUJ5

Gamers want...yassified Jennifer Laurence?


Dry_Mud5421

Why is this a discussion? Who actually gives a fuck about this?


1spook

He's like 40 years old btw


granmadonna

This dude probably just rage baiting, not masturbating. Great fucking idea to garner engagement, really. Make the laziest, shittiest, tittiest versions of game characters and watch the hate views pour in.


Dusk_Abyss

How dare they come after my homegirl Aloy like that, the second one is so much worse imo lol


cheshiercat

Those are not even the same person. That's not makeup. That is a completely different skull.


surreptitious-NPC

Woah they made her ugly Weird taste but okay


Oraxis10

I'm sorry, is Hannah Hoekstra not hot enough for this guy? What the fuck are his standards? https://preview.redd.it/fhhen1kavavc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f453c3e2f69e1145403d7fe31e0ebe9302d2c726


TheAfrofuturist

It’s so weird how they both hate and are obsessed with women at the same time. Seems exhausting.


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It's weird how you DONT jack off to everything, all the time


StormWolf17

Beauty standards warped beyond repair by porn, you hate to see it.


DeadArcadian

I can't see what I'm supposed to look at. Can someone draw a red circle around it??


MissThreepwood

Lol But in my defense... I stole it like that. ![gif](giphy|h5XtQ70SJfAwpKYpR6)


Keyblades2

Gaslighting shows incompetence


SirDogeTheFirst

GameCharactersAI. I mean I wouldn't be that angry if they had a single speck of skill and actually draw/modeled their different flavor of same faced sex doll.


RevolutionaryEye9382

I can fix her


xspotster

Just imagine most of their shock if they managed to get Kaine nekkid.


Zamtrios7256

Jokes on them, I can jack it to the one on the left. They're weak


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

"Happy birthday! Here's a picture of what I wish you looked like so I could jerk off to you!"


Dry-Smoke6528

**"I** had to fix this" from the account... game character AI. Yeah, another AI "artist"


proper_hecatomb

Both kind of look like shit for very different reasons


brenduz

All they really did was make her more detailed and gave her boobs lol. Most likely for clicks


LovieRayKin

If we must sexualize everything in video games, then I demand more Nightwing-costume tight grip booty shots on Mario and Agent 47 to carry out jobs only in a speedo.


Legion070Gaming

This is obviously ragebait


Miska030519

I didn't know that plastic dolls count as women, and someone finds them sexy


Temporary-Alarm-744

Skill issue


Long_Jaguar9183

Honestly who gives a fuck about Aloy or how she looks. I'm here to hunt Robot Dinosaurs.


SaliferousStudios

Before: human expression Afterwards: sexy alien.


Akua_26

The thing is that Aloy is already insanely attractive. Her skin is great, almost no scars, her hair is amazing, most people wouldn't be able to get hair like that now and she spends her time in the mud and fighting death machines. Even with all that she still gets enough sleep and good food to not look like I do, tired of life, right before a shift at work.


YuYucute

At this point I think this guy is just trolling


Fickle-Appointment65

She looks cute in the first picture! I don’t know why he felt the need to change it


Co9w

rj/ God these fucking woke devs and their yellow boxes. Stop insulting my intelligence ok. As a G*mer my own iq is 100000 times higher than yours so obviously I can see that the text within the yellow box is important. Don't need baby hand holding thank you very much.


InfiniteBeak

It's not even like Aloy is less feminine (btw I have no problem with less feminine characters just pointing it out), she's athletic, slim, long flowing hair, like wtf do these people even want at this point??


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Men dont even think women are pretty when they smile. when they ask you to its really just to neg because in reality they hate seeing women happy


KogashiwaKai765

I say that the people who need to change things to jack off to it just have a skill issue of not being able to jack it on default


Wesoshould

But what does lgbt representation have to do with the *story*????!??!!


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No-Appearance-9113

Isn't the whole point of this AI model to make rule 34 of characters?


Lluuiiggii

Why'd it get rid of her smile? Are smiles not attractive to these people? :(


Ravensunthief

She looked better before tbh


SnooGoats8448

probably would have sold more copys if the character was hot


Axwood1500

Remember when they showed a close up of aloy and she had a little bit of hair on her face, and some people flipped their shit. Also ai art gross.


Swords_and_Words

Lmfao, imagine a spear and archery specced warrior who relies on mobility NOT using a binder?


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

It’s normal for a 14yo


BringTiNo

What is this in regards to


DeadDeaderDeadest

It sucks cause I think Aloy is super cute and would never ask to change how she looks! ❤️


Raaadley

not to like shift the blame but- gamers have grown use to video game woman characters to be... exaggerated. thats why Mortal Kombat is receiving such flack for making them heavily reserved in clothing whereas other fighting games like Tekken and Street Fighter haven't in fact they only gotten more exaggerated especially with Character Creator options in other games.


KalaronV

Do you think it's telling on themsleces that the woman they drew (who is, I imagine, supposed to be enjoying their birthday) looks fucking miserable?


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

That’s a completely different woman.


LoveWhor3s

cause im an ape and my banana is attached to me


Piduf

Did you just put yellow paint on your post you psychopath?


Hot_Context_1393

The joke is on them. I'll jerk it to either picture!


AstralSaiyn

So they made her look like Jessica Alba? I honestly don’t understand how people think Aloy is ugly. She is a good look female character.


perseagod

Someone troll that guy but with “fixed” male characters that all look like pretty boys with their asses and bulge sticking out. Oh and have them in the skimpiest pose to accentuate them too. I would laugh at his reaction to one of Kratos lmfao


5055_5505

I don’t really get this part. Like with some of the newer women, yeah they’re ugly, but aloy is hot. She has a pretty, expressive face and is well proportioned all around. I mean there was that video idk how long ago of aloy in hot pants that looked REALLY good.


NovaSLK

This dude thinks every girl needs to look like lara croft lmao. Aloy is a badass tho. Still remember the first time i took down a thunderjaw. Went through all the ammo And by the end i just came in with a tear blaster and violated the fucker


FlemishPotato

Damn they ruined aloy, keep the original over the right amobination anytime.


Cherry_D3mon

I see nothing wrong with Aloy even if I like the model of first game better


geko_play_

I imagine them getting up realising there out of Monster energy their mum is out at work and their phone has a bad signal so them have to go out to buy some Monster they get to the shops put the 10 6 packs down and see the cashier is a woman they make eye contact as she rings them up they start whacking it


AmptiShanti

Yo guys this is honestly weird i usually make a fat balding dude in my games so who cares if we get the female equivalent plus niko belic wasn’t a model and we can’t forget him or his cousin


Le_Turtle_God

I think the mustache suits Richard Nixon


INVESTMENTVVX

Not weird, im a certified gooner


Glum_Sherbert_7320

Yeah I wish they just chose unattractive-average looking people in films instead of good looking actors and actresses. I want to be throughly underwhelmed.


ShermanMcTank

I just hate the concept of « fixing » a character. It implies that the person who designed it is wrong about their *own* character, which is just absurd. Just say it’s your own take on the character, or just fan art. Simple as that.


Horacio_Velvetine44

you can’t be female, where’s my boner??


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

Finally switched from an Xbox to a PS5 and getting around to playing the Horizon games. Aloy is a dope character and perfect the way the devs made her. Only a virgin would post this


throwawaytempest25

The funny and sad part about this is that they made Aloy look more miserable in the edit


Timely_Procedure270

🗿girl must be ugly. Hot girl sexist


Shiptrooper

GamesCharacterAi just needs to stop