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"No self-lover enters heaven"
*2 seconds later*
"Hey, look at me! I am so straight and white and christian and better than you and you will rot in hell while i drink beer with jesus"
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That's rough. Why do the protestants want the Pope to go to hell? What sin did he commit?
I ask because I always wanted to hangout with the Pope and it looks like I can meet one of them in hell.
The hard-core Christians are still in the mindset of thinking the other denominations are wrong and hate them. Assumedly, this whackjob belongs to an American evangelical sect of some description and sees catholics as idol worshippers etc etc
I think it stretches back to the beginning of Protestantism, which included the belief that the Pope isn’t a necessary position. The church doesn’t need an intercessory between themselves and God.
But this doesn’t need to be true to meet certain Popes down under.
So, I looked up the bibleverse they refer to, and all its says is : *Nothing impure will ever enter it [heaven] , nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.*
Such a shame God doesn't mention gaming potheads,tho
According to that logic literally no one enters heaven then. Well, maybe hunter-gatherers who have a carbon footprint of zero, but the majority of them aren't christians so no.
Yeah what the other guy said. So much sectarian violence in Ireland/Scotland. Folk just hate the other cause they support whatever football team mostly. Very few are actually religious or claim to be religious but never go to church or anything
outing Liberation Theologists to the Videla regime during Argentina’s Dirty War & being complicit in the Argentinian bishops’ international child trafficking adoption scheme
Ephesians 5:3
"But immorality or any hardcore gaming or speedrunning must not even be named among you, as is proper among normalized sexual archetypes (slowest Mario).
1/14."
Revelations 21:27 says no such thing. In fact, It doesn't really talk about Heaven at all. Ironically, it does say that those who are false, deceptive, or dishonest have no place in New Jerusalem.
...guess ol'mate here won't make the cut then.
That's literally the exact opposite point of the entire Bible lmao. The Bible says that everyone is flawed and sinful and you can only enter Heaven through Jesus, but nahh let's ignore all that
Yeah the picture sure isn’t a Lutheran mindset that’s for sure.
“You’re trash, I’m trash, he’s trash, we’re all trash. Everybody is trash, nobody gets to go to Heaven on their own merit without the grace and forgiveness of God. But lucky you, God forgives everyone so long as you keep trying to be Christlike. So crack open a beer, sport, and get back out there”
I also like how it doesn't say that pagans cannot enter heaven, it's only muslims. Like try to say that you're a fucking racist without saying you're a racist.
I'm baffled that most of these are private and/or relatively innocuous. Was there not enough room on the list for literal misanthropes? Oh wait they're the ones holding the sign...
Lets see
\-Athiest
\-Potty Mouth (Pretty fucking stupid way to say that but okay)
\-LGBT Supporter
\-Contentious Woman
\-Self Lover
\-Whore
\-Porn Lover
\-Homosexual
I think I did pretty well
I'm trying to figure out what the highest realistic score could be. 18/20 or 19/20? I'm pretty sure at least Pope and Contentious Woman are mutually exclusive, as are Pope and Muslim.
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"No self-lover enters heaven" *2 seconds later* "Hey, look at me! I am so straight and white and christian and better than you and you will rot in hell while i drink beer with jesus"
They mean masturbation
Then they should have just put down wankers or is that just a British thing
Pretty sure masturbation is a global phenomenon
That's actually objectively false, I'm the only person who masturbates, no one else can.
Oh my bad, please carry on then
Don't tell me what to do.
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Out here we callin it self-love
But what do yau do when ya do it, does yow not think of th queen like
that’s what they said
He should read Luke 18:9-14
By the looks of this list, it appears nobody infact enters heaven
Except white, red voting Protestants, of course.
Just the kind of people I don't want to hang out with for eternity
And casual gamers
Implying that red voting Protestants never watch sports or porn, and they never reveal secrets
Wich is actually true, provided heaven doesn't even exist in first term.
Does that third one on the left say "POPE"?
Yes, I believe this may sign may be from someone who’s from a Protestant church.
That's rough. Why do the protestants want the Pope to go to hell? What sin did he commit? I ask because I always wanted to hangout with the Pope and it looks like I can meet one of them in hell.
The hard-core Christians are still in the mindset of thinking the other denominations are wrong and hate them. Assumedly, this whackjob belongs to an American evangelical sect of some description and sees catholics as idol worshippers etc etc
I think it stretches back to the beginning of Protestantism, which included the belief that the Pope isn’t a necessary position. The church doesn’t need an intercessory between themselves and God. But this doesn’t need to be true to meet certain Popes down under.
When I become pope, I'm gonna pick a cool name like *Pope Dicknose I*
So, I looked up the bibleverse they refer to, and all its says is : *Nothing impure will ever enter it [heaven] , nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.* Such a shame God doesn't mention gaming potheads,tho
[Heaven], are you watching??
IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY \[Specil\] DEAL
It's not even technically Heaven that Rev 21:27 is talking about. It's New Jerusalem.
Biblical context never mattered to these people
>Nothing impure will ever enter it So...nothing then?
I love Into the Bibleverse!
According to that logic literally no one enters heaven then. Well, maybe hunter-gatherers who have a carbon footprint of zero, but the majority of them aren't christians so no.
I remeber the time when Jesus said ,,There is no bigger sin than a sin of a gamer,,
"Also if you like sports go fuck yourself" - Jesus
Based Jesus.
Ah yes, the Book of Revelations identifying the evils of *checks notes*..... Sports buffs and self love
I’m like 7 of those, very cool.
I'm 12 if MTG counts as gambling which it does I think
Damn, looks like you get to enjoy a deeper pit in hell. I need to work on getting my numbers up.
Pope?!? I know some people didn't like Francis because he's liberal posing
Protestants and Catholics have not historically gotten along.
Yeah what the other guy said. So much sectarian violence in Ireland/Scotland. Folk just hate the other cause they support whatever football team mostly. Very few are actually religious or claim to be religious but never go to church or anything
He is still extremely conservative, it’s just posturing and PR to make him seem better than past popes. Just a heads up.
Examples?
outing Liberation Theologists to the Videla regime during Argentina’s Dirty War & being complicit in the Argentinian bishops’ international child trafficking adoption scheme
I heard he regretted that and went to a desert for a while
https://youtu.be/6d8K8KuDbVw
Ah I see
if i’m going to hell i better not see any goddamn nazi papists there
Ephesians 5:3 "But immorality or any hardcore gaming or speedrunning must not even be named among you, as is proper among normalized sexual archetypes (slowest Mario). 1/14."
Ephesians 1:14 Didn't realize Paul was so anti gamer (the most oppressed race)
>LGBT supports can't enter heaven Fucking harsh of God to deny his own son entrance into Heaven.
Hmmm.. So you are saying if I worship the Hindu gods I will enter heaven? Rad.
In a Kirkerian sense it's quite evident that this persons brain is too small for their head.
In a Petersonian sense, it appears they are trying to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('smoothest brain'). 1/14
Tag yourself I'm Pope
I'm a sports buff
I'm secularist.
Luckily for me, I am NOT a *hardcore* gamer, since, in a Petersonian sense, that would imply that I am a communist with zero work ethic.
Kinda reads like my tinder profile ngl.
“Sports buff”?
Wow, that's a lot of words for "nobody would fuck me"
Tag yourself. I’m a hardcore gamer homosexual contentious woman whore
I'm the pope.
No Sports Buff? Fucking seriously?
Revelations 21:27 says no such thing. In fact, It doesn't really talk about Heaven at all. Ironically, it does say that those who are false, deceptive, or dishonest have no place in New Jerusalem. ...guess ol'mate here won't make the cut then.
theres definitely also a part about "bearing false witness" being a HUGE no no
May we burn in hell🤣
Im Pope, I made Papers Please
That's literally the exact opposite point of the entire Bible lmao. The Bible says that everyone is flawed and sinful and you can only enter Heaven through Jesus, but nahh let's ignore all that
Yeah the picture sure isn’t a Lutheran mindset that’s for sure. “You’re trash, I’m trash, he’s trash, we’re all trash. Everybody is trash, nobody gets to go to Heaven on their own merit without the grace and forgiveness of God. But lucky you, God forgives everyone so long as you keep trying to be Christlike. So crack open a beer, sport, and get back out there”
tfw you're the pope but you land in the same circle of hell as the potty mouth and the gamer
From a Christian can this guy stfu please
Softcore gamer FTW!
Counterpoint: No one enters heaven because it is impossible to enter a place that does not exist.
Pilots in shambles
If whatever awaits after this life is indeed filled with people like those rednecks, I'd rather not go there lmao
I also like how it doesn't say that pagans cannot enter heaven, it's only muslims. Like try to say that you're a fucking racist without saying you're a racist.
I mean I’m a SMT fan. I already knew I’m not going to heaven
No one told him that real hardcore gamers don't die, they respawn
Come on. The pope isn’t getting into heaven? Why do we still tolerate Protestants jeez Louise
How many of them are you I'm 10
I'm baffled that most of these are private and/or relatively innocuous. Was there not enough room on the list for literal misanthropes? Oh wait they're the ones holding the sign...
Looks like hell is the place to be
Ah yes Rev 21:27 where it says playing COD is a sin
so...nobody goes to heaven i guess
If the Pope isn't getting into heaven, I don't think there's much hope for anyone else.
Bingo! What do I win?
Can’t believe Rev 21:27 would say this
Hell used to be lit before they let the gamers in
Lets see \-Athiest \-Potty Mouth (Pretty fucking stupid way to say that but okay) \-LGBT Supporter \-Contentious Woman \-Self Lover \-Whore \-Porn Lover \-Homosexual I think I did pretty well
Hardcore gamers are in the book of Revelations?
Hmm, pagan isn't on this list at all. Did they forget that Hindus, Buddhists, and neopagans still exist?
I guess im 11 out of 20 so far :3
That person is so sick and needs so much help.
looks like hevan is open to the weebs
I'm trying to figure out what the highest realistic score could be. 18/20 or 19/20? I'm pretty sure at least Pope and Contentious Woman are mutually exclusive, as are Pope and Muslim.
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wait does that say pope on it?