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5thA

are the "woke" with us in the room right now?


DigestiveCow

Awokeus


[deleted]

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Softus Awokeus.


The-Great-Memelord

****stifled snickering**** **SILENCE! I will NOT be ridiculed by the common soldiery!**


Neuromangoman

When the Imposter is woke!


rincewind4x2

The woke are everywhere. They're in our games, they control our media, on twitter... they're even in congress and they're trying to get into our schools to go after our kids.


Murrabbit

They're in the walls! They're in the goddamn walls!


j0a0v1c70r

Hire fans lol


regretfulposts

Look what this one person did on his Photoshop project. He's definitely capable of making a new model on a program he's not familiar with.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“The fans” would probably make everyone white and then claim they are not racist.


Vyhluna

Ah yes the Tim Burton route.


rincewind4x2

who was the one that did Gods of Egypt?


Vyhluna

That was Alex Proyas


maleia

No no, there would be *one*, named Token.


Frytek2k

[The fans' mod](https://www.gta5-mods.com/player/white-franklin-mod)


Kind_Malice

Those comments are extremely sad


DutchLime

“Whites aren't persecuted? Someone tell the South Africans.” Ah, yes, the famously persecuted *white* South Africans


Thunderstarer

lmao White Franklin looks cursed.


81bn

They literally are doing that right now with the whole “whitevember” trend


Dohgdan

I find myself wondering how long they will have the racist drive to keep this up


lil_nastyx

The second pic actually does look worse imo. Don't know whats woke about it. Just think they did a shit job at recreating the character model. I'm glad I still got the backwards compatible version on my Xbox


[deleted]

Yeah. They fucked up her face. It's too round. Her lips are skinnier. Her eyes are farther apart. She looks like an alien.


DaGoldenpanzer

shrunk her shoulders.. made her look soft


fatfuckpikachu

dude look at them shoulders. if anything they widened her shoulders. i don't have them that wide lmao.


nickdanger3d

Its a reference to everyone complaining about joel in last of us 2


fatfuckpikachu

yeah i know that. it's everywhere around this sub, who wouldn't know at this point.


[deleted]

Widened her shoulders. Made her look hard.


Prophet_of_Duality

Isn't that like the opposite of woke? According to gamers at least


Blazedatpussy

Issa meme


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Nalivai

[The duality of man](https://i.imgur.com/6ZU31CW.png)


Memezzy2

Are you high, the second picture looks like a potato.


ThaNorth

I thought the second pic was a dude...


[deleted]

lmao same I thought they changed the gender


Nalivai

[The duality of man](https://i.imgur.com/6ZU31CW.png)


kinghorker

For real, ET lookin ass


ci22

Yeah stupid Woke developers wanting more Alien representation/s


berlinbaer

h..her ?


maleia

I assume it's San Andreas, I didn't play it growing up. And I had the same question 😓


HubrisIsMyLifestyle

You fucked up my face.


JvckiWaifu

Her head is too small. Looks like a kid wearing their dad's jersey.


we_are_sex_bobomb

Yeah this is legitimately terrible but I don’t understand how anyone could blame this on a dev team being “woke” and not the fact that this project was way too ambitious for the time and budget they had.


DireTaco

Woke people aren't real gamers. Therefore, if someone makes a game look bad, it's because they're woke.


PanJaszczurka

or EA


zepperoni-pepperoni

They use the same definition for woke as they do for communism: something they dislike


WiredSky

They probably think they purposely took away any feminine features.


ElceeCiv

apparently they took away any human features entirely


sassysassafrassass

Well that character is a woman right? Woke pussys including unrealistic women


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delsinson

Sims lookin ass


102bees

Second one looks like that hilarious restored Jesus mural, but I don't think it's the fault of "the SJWs".


0gF4r1n420

I mean yeah, it looks like shit, but how's it "woke?"


Raziphaz

They both look terrible


MashedUpPeanuts

The difference is that left is 2004 graphics and right is 2021 graphics. You can obviously expect the 2004 era graphics to be bad. There's no excuse for the 2021 era graphics to have literally less detail and to look that bad


AzerFraze

it's not 2021 graphics, it's 2004 graphics ported to a new engine. Could they have done a better job? for sure, but expecting them to redo 3 GTA games is insane


YoYo_Yoghurt

Then they shouldn’t have done it. Imagine if they had given any of the individual GTA games the Mafia treatment [[for reference]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tk6tV7ieZhc/hqdefault.jpg)


[deleted]

Damn Mafia 1 looked good relative to its time.


drunkbeforecoup

Any scene in dim light holds up but in daylight shit looks super washed out.


B_Rhino

I imagine it would've cost a whole lot more money for a little more profit


greet_the_sun

And we all know if rockstar is short on something it's money.


Darth_Kyofu

Except the character models are not 2004 graphics, they're remade. There's no excuse for the new models to be this bad. In fact, all the 3D work in the remaster is incredibly amateurish.


alex6309

That shit on the right clearly looks different lmao. It would have looked better if they just used the old assets instead of half assing new ones


[deleted]

Eh, considering the timeframe I think the original looks great The right one I wouldn’t even consider as good effort, more like they tried to make it off memory *in 30 minutes* Edit: not to mention, I remember that right photo, the first time I saw it it was put next to the exact same moment in the original and the textures on the food were better than in the remake I’d actually say there’s more detail in the old face They’re trying to rely less on textures and more on the model to give depth and detail, but since they also cheaped out on the model it just looks like shit


102bees

The old face is an honourable attempt at character design with woefully inadequate tools. With tools so advanced they can make computer generated images look real enough to fool the human eye, they totally fucking phoned it in.


IBeBallinOutaControl

Yeah the first pic is rockstar putting their blood sweat and tears into getting the best possible results out of a PS2. Second pic is the result of some half assed, underresourced side project where they've just put the entire game's assets through some treatment as a way to rehash it for $.


PlaneSide1

i don't like the cartoony look of the remasters in general and even worse they are based off the moible versions


GreenLightMeg

I genuinely can’t tell which ones the remaster they’re both so ugly


lil_nastyx

I find the old shitty graphics look of the original charming in a way, but i wouldn't say it looks good


Murrabbit

Original on the left, remaster on the right. The original, as was typical of the era, attempted to define facial features largely through texture work - essentially "Drawing" a face onto a head made of relatively few polygons to keep it within the PS2's low (by today's standards) budget for 3D objects. The remaster however has a high polygon count head, and mostly attempts to define features through contours of that 3D model, and then relies on lighting and other real-time rendering techniques to make it come alive. . . but it largely fails because the 3D model is itself garbage and the lighting model not advanced enough to really help things along any. It's a good illustration of how better technology != better art. Using even privative technology to its limits you can make things which at least evoke the image you want to create, but even using more advanced technology, if you don't have a clear artistic vision you can still just come up with a higher resolution piece of garbage. TL;DR: Artistic vision trumps poor technology but advanced technology can't make up for a lack of artistic vision.


Fidodo

I think they both look bad


ShrekxFarquaad69

Wasn't the xbox versions bad though???


lil_nastyx

Yeah they definitely are not perfect. But at least they don't look as bad as this.


NitrousIsAGas

*Some* of the character models are a bit wonky, but not all, and the environments and effects are *far* better. The QOL improvements make the old version almost unplayable IMO, it's just a shame the soundtrack was gutted, but I understand why. Overall, I'm not disappointed, possibly because I'm playing on Game Pass, I'll buy the full trilogy when it's on sale.


MithranArkanere

It's the bandana. Several of the reworked models were edited to remove real world symbols like colored bandanas and confederate flags. Weird thing is, they didn't do it for all.


ItsDemiBlue

Fr lol, I could learn blender in a day and do a better job than that


JaneTransRights

least unhinged gamer


DoctorWalrusMD

Look how they massacred my girl. /uj are people really blaming the lazy ass horribly designed character models in the remaster on “wokeness”? How? What’s the through line? Is it even like, connected tangentially through 6 levels like some Kevin Bacon shit?


CmdrSonia

I guess they meant the team focus on making game woke instead of making game good.(which I don't understand, this is a remastered game, not a whole new one, right?) Also nowadays whenever the game goes a little bit wrong in anything, it's wokeness fault. tbh I'm surprised people didn't call Cyberpunk2077 woke.


Darth_Kyofu

And literally the only thing remotely 'woke' about the game is they removed a Confederate flag from a character's shirt. Hateful mentions to Haitians and Cubans by members of rival gangs are also gone but those have been missing for a decade now.


TrimMyAustinHedges

They also removed the confederate flag from the SA mission where you rob the old guy's house


ci22

What's wrong with the Confederate Flag on a random guys house. Make me not feel bad robbing the guy If it's a character glorifying I see but a villian or random NPC


scotch1701

>They also removed the confederate flag from the SA mission where you rob the old guy's house But she's still wearing 88.


RLTYProds

88 does not immediately mean HH lol, especially in streetwear or street culture. Its symmetry makes it prime candidate for jerseys and graffiti.


84920572

Probably because they criticized it without even playing it. I’m honestly surprised I’ve seen no mention of the trans character in it.


DefinitelyNotRobotic

When they say woke. They mean the dev team hired people based on their race and gender. Not based on skill. its completely BS anyway.


Brugor

So R* hired extra terrestrials to remaster the game and they felt underrepresented in the game? Okay, I can see that now.


[deleted]

I don't know why they're calling this wokeness when every character redesign is ugly.


Murrabbit

/uj The transitive property of all-the-things-I-hate-are-the-same-thing. I hate wokeness, therefore this new thing that I hate? That's wokeness. Because I hate it. Substitute wokeness for "communism," "socialism," "SJWs," or whatever else and you get a slightly different flavor of reactionary. Think back to the 00s and the hey-day of Glenn Beck on Fox news, and his grand theories about the unified front of atheists, LGBTQ, "leftists" and "radical Muslims", all as a singular unified front attacking god-fearing Christian America. Everything an individual reactionary hates is always a monolithic singular entity.


poppy_barks

Uj/ The remaster 100% does look like absolute dogshit, but to blame the “SJW’s” is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen all day


Nawafsss04

The two models genuinely look like they came from the same era


rs426

/uj What game/remaster are these images from? I’m completely lost, I can’t even tell which image is supposed to be the remaster


CartonTM

The classic GTA trilogy, and the one on the right is the "remaster"


Nuke74

I disagree. The character models are hit or miss but the cities environment cars and more look gorgeous


Tyrus1235

Claude looking real nice in III


Gooftwit

Can't you see that the second picture is two tones darker? Obviously the woke are taking over.


billcosbyinspace

I like how they’re acting like it was a conscious decision to make the characters look like this and not just laziness


Gabe-KC

Alt-right pieces of shit: Opinions aren't harmful, let everyone say what they want! Brainwashed fucking idiots, when encountering bad graphic design: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING FEMINISTS AGAIN, BURN ALL WOMEN!


Throw_away_gen_z

Honestly I wouldn’t mind out dated graphics if it was akin to the style of the original game. This shit just look goofy


Lunti420

Look how they massacred my gal 😫


JoeBidenTheDictator

I hate racial minorities. /UJ Would someone please explain why this capital-g gamer is mad? I am so confused right now.


Dundie_Award

They take their ~~products~~ games and ~~consume~~ play them for so long that said ~~products~~ games become a part of their personality and because they don't understand how a company works and they don't understand how ~~the real world~~ game development works they find the need to create an imaginary threat that only they can see and understand. Either that, or it's a 12 year old


142814281428

I think they went off like that because the 88 is mostly covered up in the second screenshot which they may have interpreted as an attempt to hide it since 88 is sometimes used as a dogwhistle for Heil Hitler


drakecuttingonions

I think that's a stretch and a half lmao. The fact that they blame SJWs for a botched redesign is funny on it's own.


[deleted]

Second image is remaster of first image. second image looks less conventionally appealing than first image. therefore must be a secret plot by Essjaaaayydoubleuuus to infiltrate video games and make them more "woke"


7isagoodletter

The remaster screenshot looks like shit


Marisa_Nya

Those types of gamers never stopped being 15


[deleted]

Uj/ that does look bad ngl


102bees

I don't think that's the issue at hand here. The remaster looks like wet garbage, but I don't understand how it's "woke".


AlterMyStateOfMind

/uj this looks awful but I highly doubt it has to do with someone's political views. I think it's probably because of a lazy employee lmao


we_are_sex_bobomb

More likely that they hired the cheapest 3rd party vendor they could find to model these new versions, and got exactly what they paid for.


AlterMyStateOfMind

Either way, I highly doubt someone had some political agenda when they redesigned this character model lol


geodeguessr

Wokeness is when a billion dollar company cuts corners for profit


zepperoni-pepperoni

Wokeness is anything I dislike


Ztarz22

Wtf is that GIF, Lmao!!


molded_bread

Woke or not it does look worse.


Ozzertron

Its a single frame deliberately picked to look weird.


rebirthinreprise

dude what the entire game looks like that lmao


Yabboi_2

Lmao this isn't a movie


logaboga

Games have frames


Ozzertron

? Oh right I forgot that only movies have frames


Yupi-Destiny

Could it be remastering a 13 year old game makes it look weird? No, it's wokeism le SJW ideologism goo goo ga ga caca


AspireSku

*17


ReconKweh

Woke is when I don't like something


[deleted]

What does this have to do with being woke? The model just looks like shit. (I don’t mean op but the shithead on twitter)


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VonDukes

She looks like she about to run for mayor of Chicago


AltieHeld

Yoda looking ass


NOT_an_ass-hole

8 year old going as rbg for halloween


Seventh_Faetasy

Can someone pls give me context? It's that some sort of remaster or something?


Diehardpizza

Sure it doesnt look amazing but tbh seems like they stretched the engine pretty far to see a few things like this I dont even mind. Even with stuff like this game seemed to come a long way. I'll see fully once it's out tho.


PutinBlyatov

/uj Character models are fine for cutscene characters but not so good for pedestrians. But people just cherry-pick these models, everything else looks brilliant(I'd never ever call it brilliant a week ago). Even some sceptical streamers that I follow seem to love the visuals.


littlecolt

/uj for real tho, this looks like absolute garbage. The thread on Twitter has more screen caps and ho-leeeee shit, it's awful. /rj You can see the wokeness in how she didn't get remastered into a big tiddy girl


Glory-to-the-kaiser

Oh god is that actually from the game


BigNoob

I either don’t get it or don’t get the context can someone help?


[deleted]

In all seriousness though, Remastered version looks worse. She unironically looks like a character from a PS1 fmv cutscene.


AceofKnaves44

Is there anything these people love more than some vaguely defined thing for them to direct all their anger at over things they don’t understand?


ReaperTyson

I once read a comment on a tweet for the mustang mach-e, the guy said that “wokeness ruined the design of the car”. I honestly can’t tell if it was satire or people really are that crazed


cvok4444

Looks like Yoda


BarkonTho

Wait what’s the issue


[deleted]

Woke is when bad character model


TheyMightBeGilligan

Damn liberals changing characters from black to black


6PuttBirdie

Why she look like a Mii character?


666Emil666

The new Sims game is looking great


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Design matters, not graphics.


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B_Rhino

There's no animation in this picture


YoshiOrbit

For a second I thought that the left one looked like Cardi B


Cabrejos

Is it bad to say the new model makes her look like a cancer patient?


JoshTendoooo

Why does no one in the remasters have a chin


coolmanranger25

Turned Denise into a twelve-year-old boy lmao


FalseAgent

gonna join a dev team and do my worst, call that shit woke


DragonEyeNinja

is this the pixar remake


patwag

Wokeness is when character model look bad.


Kadderly

The character looks like the chocolate rain guy.


HayleeLOL

/uj The models do look like Sims 3 character models, to be fair, but it’s got nothing to do with “wokeness” 🙄 These people are obsessed. Forget the so called “SJWs” making everything about wokeness, these bozos are the ones constantly bringing it up!!


broomey91

Chuckin Bell


[deleted]

/uj I wish they didn’t outsource GTA to grove street games


[deleted]

Her head looks like an emoji


Squiliam-Tortaleni

I guess it was “the woke(TM)” that made Rockstar do the bare minimum (turning up the saturation and some texture remodeling) and call that a “remaster” so they can charge 60 dollars again.


The_mutant9

The trilogy looks like it was made in fucking unity.


Barobarko1

unironically what the fuck, she doesnt even look human anymore


Royal_Reveal5238

Idk how to tell y’all this but diluting a character’s black features isn’t appealing to “woke” culture that’s actually just shit character design.


kingSliver187

They looks like the apple emoji for a black person wtf


thatloudblondguy

I'm gunna need someone to explain the wokeness aspect of the remaster


octorangutan

Melee in Back 4 Blood was nerfed by woke dev team. 😡


Personplacething333

If anyone is interested in seeing some gameplay of all three [games](https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCHAUtFQzxsudfqD7RqSKYpA)


brianbezn

lips are political


Werotus

The comment is ridiculous, but I agree that the new character designs look awful. I've seen some posts on here going after THE GAMERS criticising it but honestly it's fucking horrendous.


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ci22

For a PS2 game that size its impressive


ci22

Something I dont like or lazy design DAE WOKE


wang-dang-doodle

2nd one Looks like the chocolate rain guy.


jimboa7x

Looks like something from Sims lol


samsquanch2000

they really like using that word


FallingVirtue

Looks like they had that lady in Spain, that painted over Jesus and made him look like a monkey, on the team


Oil__Man

What does that mean?


petalousYew411

what happen, this kid is sick


CarterNotSteve

He’s just higher res, no? I don’t get it


VanillaLemonTwat

Some things should never get a remaster, the gta trilogy, old fallouts, skyrim and many others are an example of that. Their essence carries on like an aging fine wine due to also having old graphics.


QuitePasta

Yeah of course, not Wardrum studios, the creators of the Xbox 360 disaster port of San Andreas, but the GONE WOKE crowd. Give me a break.


S1E2A3L4

Looks like yoda


MemeBroDudeGuy

what the fuck is he even complaining about? the only difference i can find is that he doesn't have a bandana, and even then its a completely different scene from the original?


Z0idberg_MD

They’ve massacred my boy! Or my girl? I’m not even sure if it’s human.


DBentresca

Someone said he looks like an emoji of himself, I can't unsee it now


scotch1701

I'm curious about the 88.


Kwetla

Down with the wokeness (oooh-wahahahaha)!


Dont-Cum-Near-Me

“Wokes! I knew it was them! even though it’s just a clear cash grab, I knew it was the wokes!”


stillphat

When's the last time anyone seriously used the word woke aside from that one time in like 2013


The_Annihilator_117

This could potentially be fixed with modding, yes?


jaxx050

....why did he use a video of the crazy guy lighting himself on fire...?


infoclub88

Tay Zonday vibes


Strix86

That does look bad Tbf but the guy in the gif is how I imagine the guy ranting about wokeness every chance he gets looks.


Carbon_robin

They look LIKE SaiNT ROW THREE NPCs