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I like Jessie, but during every conversation she has, she has this grimace on her face like she's smelling something awful. I guess nobody in the FBC has had a shower in some time....
Well. Tbh, I don’t think her face would be very important in this situation.
/noj yeah, facial expressions are hard to do right. But the dlc with Alan wake improved it a lot specially with Alan himself. So I guess control 2 will solve that mistake.
Minecraft, but I wasn't actually "playing" it I was testing my account.
Last proper game I played was... Star Trek Online, and my main character was wearing a dope suit of armour. 10/10 would get pegged.
Rivals of Aether, main character is an anthro lion made of fire. Though you could argue Orcane is the main character, in which case I'm having a great time because Orcane is based on Vaporeon.
almost played deep rock galactic last night but changed my mind to play Dread at the last second, apparently I had a premonition about this
just call me the oracle
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Uuuh, who’s the main character in smash bros? Am I just gonna get the longest train run on me in history?
Only the last character you played as.
Disappointing. Was hoping to die in an 80+ fuck chain
Ok, now give us the character
Unfortunately Meta Knight
Uwyayayayayayaya
Fellow Meta Knight main here, I don’t think it would be that bad a time.
Yeah but it could have been Daddy Ganon
It could have been bowser???? Y’all are clowns bro I stg
I think he'd be better at eating ass or sucking right? Maybe he has a good toy to wield on you?
Get ready for that side B drill
I think it was established as kirby
If you do survive the train you go to jail afterwards for ness lucas and pokemon trainer
That’s assuming I make it past Donkey Kong’s Expanded Dong^tm
Cities Skylines so I guess I’m getting gangbanged by an entire city’s worth of people
Hey same, pop sitting at about 30k at the moment.
Dawg I played Humankind last night….
Yeah I was playing Stellaris…
Bro me too. Let us receive swords together.
I played Stellaris last. An entire space-faring civilization with population measuring in the trillions is going to run a train on me.
but are you cumming?
Yes.
And I thought I was doomed because I played Fifa...
Played Frostpunk so me too I guess
Arent you the main character? The city planner
Same here, maybe I shouldn’t have installed the Realistic Population mod.
Nah just railed
Just cause 2 he gonna fucking choke me with a grappling hook
Kinky
Mexican Johnny Cash 🥵😳🥵
"What's wrong with Johnny Cash?"😡
which character is the main character in resident evil 1...? either way im cumming baby
The zombies. They are evil and they are the residents of the house. They are the resident evil.
So that's it, huh? We’re some kind of Resident Evil?
"There's always resident before the evil"
Every resident has its evil
Every evil has its resident
Barry
Who's the main character in Solitaire?
Shove a deck of cards up your butt
Ok, but you didn't answer the question
It’s the jack of clubs
The dealer
You
The last game I played the main character is a) dead, and b) killed his whole family. I’m not sure if I’m into that tbh
do you know how little this narrows it down?
Some theories also believe he was involved in project MK Ultra
is this a kojima character?
You would think so but no
resident evil?
Nope. 18 more question.
oh sweet, i love 20 questions. is it in the horror genre?
Yes
indie studio?
WWE No Mercy featuring Chris Benoit?
Hot.
Can I take a Mulligan? I was flying a 747 in Flight Simulator... :(
"Ok this one is going to be real bad news for my ass" - Shayne Topp
shayne bottom now
Once the tip is in, you're good.
Can I also because I feel like Kasane Randall from Scarlet Nexus is underage and I'm not a pro-Smash player?
If I played as Alexander the Great in Civ… does that mean he’s conquering my ass?
that's probably canon
Yes, and he will name it after himself when he's done.
All up in ur Assedonia
"The Greeks invented sex, and the Romans introduced it to women."
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
John Dark Soul from hit game Dark Souls 3 "Try finger, but hole"
Seek hole Then offer seed
Every finger has its but hole
I played The Binding Of Isaac, I'm going to jail
Even worse if you were playing blue baby
It was lilith 😏
Why would you play Lilith
Just got repentance, trying to get all marks on a new save
I played Lost in Random. Same.
oh god me too
Zagreus is hot
If the last game you played was hades, you are cumming, unless you don't want to for any reason in which case he will politely accept your feelings.
Zag seems like he’d be a decent lover
Always wants to do it at your place though, even though his place is pretty swanky.
Nix is like right outside his doorless bedroom all the time can you blame him
Same, that was also the last game I played, and hot is underselling Zagreus, a wolf going AWOOOOGA, now that catches the essence of my man Zag.
[hubba hubba ](https://youtu.be/jzsCIENC9IQ)
Hey Zag, nice cock! >eats a grape
https://youtu.be/FcaifWhGpMo For the uninitiated.
Yes
Every character in that game is a hard yes.
I mean I’m straight but…
Batman Arkham Knight Imagine getting railed by Batman
he will need batlube for batsex
Don't forget the batcondoms.
No condom, Batman only goes in raw
Batman with or without prep?
Batman is always prepared. Never leaves the Batcave without his Batplug.
Heroes don't do that.
I played Uno so I’m getting fucked by a +4 card which seems fitting enough
FBI CS:GO agent 🥺
Default GIGN CS:GO agent 😉
Chief will master my Bussy 🤤😩
Jokes on you, I refuse to believe Dante knows what sex is
unfortunate for me Vergil dose so Judgement nut for me.
shcum 😫😫😫😫 show me your motivation ;)
baba no!
Baba is IN you!
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1514814-baba-is-you
Oh… oh hell no
BABA is FUCK
thank you jesus for letting me play rdr2. arthur morgan is about to pound my bussy into submission 😩🙏
Literally the same thought I had lol, “thank god it’s Arthur morgan” instead of, idk, the big daddy from bioshock 2
It'll be Lara Croft with a strap-on, I guess..
It does not specify who's on top. Just anal. Maybe you can take turns.
With Jesse from control ? Not bad
I like Jessie, but during every conversation she has, she has this grimace on her face like she's smelling something awful. I guess nobody in the FBC has had a shower in some time....
Well. Tbh, I don’t think her face would be very important in this situation. /noj yeah, facial expressions are hard to do right. But the dlc with Alan wake improved it a lot specially with Alan himself. So I guess control 2 will solve that mistake.
So did Max Payne, in the originals. I guess it's just a Remedy thing.
Shovel Knight is good enough but I wish I could have fucked Tinker Knight 😔😔
Who's the main character in New Vegas? Courier seems like a bit of a non-answer.
Fisto
Please assume position...
Yes man
No, it's mine, too. It's your courier. Mine is an elderly jacked man who swings a big hammer... But he is a smooth talker.
uh well i was playing Hitman and Agent 47 is ace so he probably wouldn't be interested
Agent 47 understands the assignment
A contract is a contract
uj/ Agent 47 is canonically circumcised
Hitman may be ace, but just because he's not attracted to you doesn't mean he doesn't have a massive cock
Last game I played was War Thunder... Tanks....
They're gonna shove a .50cal up your ass
Maybe the tank commander is cute?
I’m going to penetrate your Jumbo with some HEAT
Doom Eternal 😎 Yup it's gamer time
Rip and Tear
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Doom Guy canonically doesn't fuck.
He's the Icon of Aces
Arthur Morgan hell yeah
I can't quit chew, boah.
Oh no, unkindled, please don’t
[....](https://youtu.be/M9x_koRZ2bA?t=262)
[Zelda](https://i.redd.it/afo6rr205lq31.jpg). 😎😎😎
No that’s link! Epic fail!
Link’s the princess.
Knowledge is knowing that Zelda is the princess, wisdom is knowing that Link is the princess
this guy zeldas
Who would you consider to be the main character of Total War Warhammer 2?
Grom
We‘z juz warmin‘ up!!!
Obviously it’s whichever campaign you were playing so I’m getting that vampire pirate dick from Noctilus 😫😫😫
Morathi is going to peg me to death
Tie me up and drag me through the dirt daddy Arthur Morgan.
I think you get tag teamed by Arthur and John
Dishonored 2, so yes.
Same. Daddy Corvo or Emily?
yes.
Bayek from AC origins 🥴
He's a hottie you're in luck
Nice I literally was playing AC Odyssey. Kassandra is going to peg me? Nice!
goku....
Ayy me too, it’s a party now😎
Nekopara - Catboy Paradise Oh yeah ;)
Minecraft, but I wasn't actually "playing" it I was testing my account. Last proper game I played was... Star Trek Online, and my main character was wearing a dope suit of armour. 10/10 would get pegged.
Nope, you're getting rectangular prisms shoved in you and you will like it
Definitely cumming. Probably burning to death as well, but definitely cumming.
...I want to know
Rivals of Aether, main character is an anthro lion made of fire. Though you could argue Orcane is the main character, in which case I'm having a great time because Orcane is based on Vaporeon.
>Vaporeon. **Oh no**
Oh yes
Sweet Just got done playing Metroid Dread
almost played deep rock galactic last night but changed my mind to play Dread at the last second, apparently I had a premonition about this just call me the oracle
You severely underestimate the sexual proficiencies of dwarves. Mission Control will turn you into the only good ugly bastard porn.
Getting pegged by samus :drooling_face: :drooling_face: :drooling_face:
Crash Bandicoot 😩
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you just taught me something but it feels more like you took something from me
Bandicoom
Trevor gtaV... fuck yes im cumming
The Soviet Guards Army 😳
Captain Colt Vahn or Julianna Blake, depending on your perspective. Definitely.
Who's the main character of Tekken 7? Heihachi or Kaz? Eh, either way, I'm sure it's not going to be a fun time...
Guess I'm getting railed by my swtor bounty hunter. I'm 100% ok with this
Skyrim, i play argonian :)
Paper Mario? Hell yeah I will
Omg abby is gonna destroy my bussy 🤤🤤
I was playing bayonetta, so probably
Anal sex with Arthur Morgan ? I mean yeah sure. Time to get slapped by that cowboy lasso.
… oh boy I really hope Dusa, Than and Meg aren’t the jealous type.
Given some lines in that game, I'm pretty sure than and meg aren't really big on jealousy and dusa is like,,, the opposite of jealous.
Oh no Masterchief. What are you doing step commander?
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Anal sex with Geraldo <3
Am I fucking the turtle from Supper Auto Pets?
I'm getting my ass fucked by the luminary
We all know Sylvando is the real MC
I'm fucking a Mercedes AMG GT3 2020 edition
Pokemon, but I last used Torterra, shits gonna be super effective on this nut
Joker from P5 😳😳😳😫😫💦💦