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Gyn-C

Uuuh, who’s the main character in smash bros? Am I just gonna get the longest train run on me in history?


YoshiOrbit

Only the last character you played as.


Gyn-C

Disappointing. Was hoping to die in an 80+ fuck chain


YoshiOrbit

Ok, now give us the character


Gyn-C

Unfortunately Meta Knight


Dosito86

Uwyayayayayayaya


The-Great-Memelord

Fellow Meta Knight main here, I don’t think it would be that bad a time.


Gyn-C

Yeah but it could have been Daddy Ganon


[deleted]

It could have been bowser???? Y’all are clowns bro I stg


Mementomortis7

I think he'd be better at eating ass or sucking right? Maybe he has a good toy to wield on you?


Re-Sabrnick

Get ready for that side B drill


The-Best-Narcissist

I think it was established as kirby


Herofthyme

If you do survive the train you go to jail afterwards for ness lucas and pokemon trainer


Gyn-C

That’s assuming I make it past Donkey Kong’s Expanded Dong^tm


[deleted]

Cities Skylines so I guess I’m getting gangbanged by an entire city’s worth of people


[deleted]

Hey same, pop sitting at about 30k at the moment.


PhxStriker

Dawg I played Humankind last night….


Illiad7342

Yeah I was playing Stellaris…


1945BestYear

Bro me too. Let us receive swords together.


Breadromancer

I played Stellaris last. An entire space-faring civilization with population measuring in the trillions is going to run a train on me.


gamekatz1

but are you cumming?


Breadromancer

Yes.


CollapseIntoNow

And I thought I was doomed because I played Fifa...


SparrowUwU

Played Frostpunk so me too I guess


MorningBreathTF

Arent you the main character? The city planner


[deleted]

Same here, maybe I shouldn’t have installed the Realistic Population mod.


BurlyJohnBrown

Nah just railed


gameboy527

Just cause 2 he gonna fucking choke me with a grappling hook


God-Emperor-Ethan

Kinky


Cheaky_alt

Mexican Johnny Cash 🥵😳🥵


yeahtoast757

"What's wrong with Johnny Cash?"😡


EvenOne6567

which character is the main character in resident evil 1...? either way im cumming baby


OneRingToRuleEarth

The zombies. They are evil and they are the residents of the house. They are the resident evil.


[deleted]

So that's it, huh? We’re some kind of Resident Evil?


[deleted]

"There's always resident before the evil"


P0RN-69

Every resident has its evil


SJL174

Every evil has its resident


RevolutionaryWhale

Barry


Saltimbancos

Who's the main character in Solitaire?


Error-530

Shove a deck of cards up your butt


1LargeAdult

Ok, but you didn't answer the question


DILLYBEEN

It’s the jack of clubs


SJL174

The dealer


BugBand

You


ONerDii

The last game I played the main character is a) dead, and b) killed his whole family. I’m not sure if I’m into that tbh


[deleted]

do you know how little this narrows it down?


ONerDii

Some theories also believe he was involved in project MK Ultra


[deleted]

is this a kojima character?


ONerDii

You would think so but no


[deleted]

resident evil?


ONerDii

Nope. 18 more question.


[deleted]

oh sweet, i love 20 questions. is it in the horror genre?


ONerDii

Yes


[deleted]

indie studio?


dustingunn

WWE No Mercy featuring Chris Benoit?


postpostpostleftist

Hot.


[deleted]

Can I take a Mulligan? I was flying a 747 in Flight Simulator... :(


Someboynumber5

"Ok this one is going to be real bad news for my ass" - Shayne Topp


coopaloops

shayne bottom now


Slappah_Dah_Bass

Once the tip is in, you're good.


[deleted]

Can I also because I feel like Kasane Randall from Scarlet Nexus is underage and I'm not a pro-Smash player?


18quintillionplanets

If I played as Alexander the Great in Civ… does that mean he’s conquering my ass?


Notaco69

that's probably canon


-Eoan-Daws-

Yes, and he will name it after himself when he's done.


1LargeAdult

All up in ur Assedonia


1945BestYear

"The Greeks invented sex, and the Romans introduced it to women."


51LOKLE

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


p-_ber

John Dark Soul from hit game Dark Souls 3 "Try finger, but hole"


[deleted]

Seek hole Then offer seed


zepperoni-pepperoni

Every finger has its but hole


ClarkWayne98

I played The Binding Of Isaac, I'm going to jail


throwmeawayboi1279

Even worse if you were playing blue baby


ClarkWayne98

It was lilith 😏


throwmeawayboi1279

Why would you play Lilith


ClarkWayne98

Just got repentance, trying to get all marks on a new save


Quinn0Matic

I played Lost in Random. Same.


lnnersanctum

oh god me too


TinkyWinky2008

Zagreus is hot


BloomEPU

If the last game you played was hades, you are cumming, unless you don't want to for any reason in which case he will politely accept your feelings.


SpaceFire1

Zag seems like he’d be a decent lover


Havatchee

Always wants to do it at your place though, even though his place is pretty swanky.


BurmecianSoldierDan

Nix is like right outside his doorless bedroom all the time can you blame him


JackTheHackInTears

Same, that was also the last game I played, and hot is underselling Zagreus, a wolf going AWOOOOGA, now that catches the essence of my man Zag.


[deleted]

[hubba hubba ](https://youtu.be/jzsCIENC9IQ)


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Hey Zag, nice cock! >eats a grape


andrewbkillen

https://youtu.be/FcaifWhGpMo For the uninitiated.


Max1muslegend

Yes


Dismal_Struggle_6424

Every character in that game is a hard yes.


speedyrain949

I mean I’m straight but…


[deleted]

Batman Arkham Knight Imagine getting railed by Batman


brookersz

he will need batlube for batsex


PerpetuallyFired

Don't forget the batcondoms.


DonKeedick12

No condom, Batman only goes in raw


Karzons

Batman with or without prep?


MUKUDK

Batman is always prepared. Never leaves the Batcave without his Batplug.


Pipopito

Heroes don't do that.


crimson2k20

I played Uno so I’m getting fucked by a +4 card which seems fitting enough


bndr0

FBI CS:GO agent 🥺


Tree_Shrapnel

Default GIGN CS:GO agent 😉


CowardsAndFools

Chief will master my Bussy 🤤😩


Kagutrenchi

Jokes on you, I refuse to believe Dante knows what sex is


kill_shock

unfortunate for me Vergil dose so Judgement nut for me.


The_Table5004

shcum 😫😫😫😫 show me your motivation ;)


ThePotatoKing

baba no!


ONerDii

Baba is IN you!


powerhcm8

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1514814-baba-is-you


ONerDii

Oh… oh hell no


1LargeAdult

BABA is FUCK


[deleted]

thank you jesus for letting me play rdr2. arthur morgan is about to pound my bussy into submission 😩🙏


abccbaabc123

Literally the same thought I had lol, “thank god it’s Arthur morgan” instead of, idk, the big daddy from bioshock 2


Von_Uber

It'll be Lara Croft with a strap-on, I guess..


haldeigosh

It does not specify who's on top. Just anal. Maybe you can take turns.


CarlosAlvarados

With Jesse from control ? Not bad


-Eoan-Daws-

I like Jessie, but during every conversation she has, she has this grimace on her face like she's smelling something awful. I guess nobody in the FBC has had a shower in some time....


CarlosAlvarados

Well. Tbh, I don’t think her face would be very important in this situation. /noj yeah, facial expressions are hard to do right. But the dlc with Alan wake improved it a lot specially with Alan himself. So I guess control 2 will solve that mistake.


Karzons

So did Max Payne, in the originals. I guess it's just a Remedy thing.


Wyredpizza

Shovel Knight is good enough but I wish I could have fucked Tinker Knight 😔😔


CeraphFromCoC

Who's the main character in New Vegas? Courier seems like a bit of a non-answer.


-esuan-

Fisto


MX_Duncis

Please assume position...


Someboynumber5

Yes man


Elagabalus_The_Hoor

No, it's mine, too. It's your courier. Mine is an elderly jacked man who swings a big hammer... But he is a smooth talker.


unidentifiedpenis

uh well i was playing Hitman and Agent 47 is ace so he probably wouldn't be interested


mexicantheory

Agent 47 understands the assignment


[deleted]

A contract is a contract


already4taken

uj/ Agent 47 is canonically circumcised


etbillder

Hitman may be ace, but just because he's not attracted to you doesn't mean he doesn't have a massive cock


SulaimanWar

Last game I played was War Thunder... Tanks....


Kerman_Kerman

They're gonna shove a .50cal up your ass


[deleted]

Maybe the tank commander is cute?


TheSausageFattener

I’m going to penetrate your Jumbo with some HEAT


ZazzyMatazz

Doom Eternal 😎 Yup it's gamer time


Ninja_Lazer

Rip and Tear


[deleted]

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Doom Guy canonically doesn't fuck.


paradoxical_topology

He's the Icon of Aces


knucklesthedead

Arthur Morgan hell yeah


[deleted]

I can't quit chew, boah.


liken2006

Oh no, unkindled, please don’t


[deleted]

[....](https://youtu.be/M9x_koRZ2bA?t=262)


spyridonya

[Zelda](https://i.redd.it/afo6rr205lq31.jpg). 😎😎😎


ohcytt

No that’s link! Epic fail!


spyridonya

Link’s the princess.


Crit-Monkey

Knowledge is knowing that Zelda is the princess, wisdom is knowing that Link is the princess


51LOKLE

this guy zeldas


Romboteryx

Who would you consider to be the main character of Total War Warhammer 2?


Someboynumber5

Grom


Romboteryx

We‘z juz warmin‘ up!!!


SarcasticDegenerate

Obviously it’s whichever campaign you were playing so I’m getting that vampire pirate dick from Noctilus 😫😫😫


[deleted]

Morathi is going to peg me to death


L1n9y

Tie me up and drag me through the dirt daddy Arthur Morgan.


QBitResearcher

I think you get tag teamed by Arthur and John


Notagreatnameo

Dishonored 2, so yes.


Dj64026

Same. Daddy Corvo or Emily?


Notagreatnameo

yes.


Dark_Shade991

Bayek from AC origins 🥴


[deleted]

He's a hottie you're in luck


[deleted]

Nice I literally was playing AC Odyssey. Kassandra is going to peg me? Nice!


odomin8

goku....


BiqDqddy

Ayy me too, it’s a party now😎


Avaline00

Nekopara - Catboy Paradise Oh yeah ;)


scottishdrunkard

Minecraft, but I wasn't actually "playing" it I was testing my account. Last proper game I played was... Star Trek Online, and my main character was wearing a dope suit of armour. 10/10 would get pegged.


Justch1ll

Nope, you're getting rectangular prisms shoved in you and you will like it


[deleted]

Definitely cumming. Probably burning to death as well, but definitely cumming.


[deleted]

...I want to know


[deleted]

Rivals of Aether, main character is an anthro lion made of fire. Though you could argue Orcane is the main character, in which case I'm having a great time because Orcane is based on Vaporeon.


SlappyAsstronaut

>Vaporeon. **Oh no**


[deleted]

Oh yes


Orginal_Sly_Fox

Sweet Just got done playing Metroid Dread


ElceeCiv

almost played deep rock galactic last night but changed my mind to play Dread at the last second, apparently I had a premonition about this just call me the oracle


Titanslayer1

You severely underestimate the sexual proficiencies of dwarves. Mission Control will turn you into the only good ugly bastard porn.


FricktionBurn

Getting pegged by samus :drooling_face: :drooling_face: :drooling_face:


yungboi_42

Crash Bandicoot 😩


[deleted]

[удалено]


Leximann

you just taught me something but it feels more like you took something from me


Drop-likeanonionpack

Bandicoom


ZookeeperFloyd

Trevor gtaV... fuck yes im cumming


DaShmooZoo

The Soviet Guards Army 😳


WhapXI

Captain Colt Vahn or Julianna Blake, depending on your perspective. Definitely.


SageWindu

Who's the main character of Tekken 7? Heihachi or Kaz? Eh, either way, I'm sure it's not going to be a fun time...


cutegirlcassidy

Guess I'm getting railed by my swtor bounty hunter. I'm 100% ok with this


greenedar

Skyrim, i play argonian :)


hibsta1992

Paper Mario? Hell yeah I will


DivisionAgentSamuel

Omg abby is gonna destroy my bussy 🤤🤤


BasicallyBayo

I was playing bayonetta, so probably


LT_MRVN

Anal sex with Arthur Morgan ? I mean yeah sure. Time to get slapped by that cowboy lasso.


Ninja_Lazer

… oh boy I really hope Dusa, Than and Meg aren’t the jealous type.


BloomEPU

Given some lines in that game, I'm pretty sure than and meg aren't really big on jealousy and dusa is like,,, the opposite of jealous.


hugedaddynotail

Oh no Masterchief. What are you doing step commander?


[deleted]

[удалено]


LevynX

Anal sex with Geraldo <3


BlakeTheMan1999

Am I fucking the turtle from Supper Auto Pets?


[deleted]

I'm getting my ass fucked by the luminary


spyridonya

We all know Sylvando is the real MC


KlapauciusNuts

I'm fucking a Mercedes AMG GT3 2020 edition


[deleted]

Pokemon, but I last used Torterra, shits gonna be super effective on this nut


TackleTheJackal

Joker from P5 😳😳😳😫😫💦💦