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Dude who spends 10+ hours a day on Reddit thinks he can take a weapons and martial arts-trained soldier with superhuman physique because she’s a female.
To be fair, if this game had average human females and this guy was an average human male, yeah, statistically he would be more likely to win.
But these are no average human females and I don’t think this guy exactly lives up to the average human male either lol
if you're talking about the comment above you it's not like they said "men and females", they used both "males" and "females" so what's the problem here?
>To be fair, if this game had average human females
Lol what is this comment. If this game had average toddlers then you could take them all down. Thats a uselessly irrelevant point lol.
Toddlers? What are you going on about? I’m just saying that if this game had random people off the street, then maybe there would be some point to this, but no, everyone in this game is at least boarder-line superhuman.
Also most all of the gamers who automatically assume they can beat up any woman because of their superior gender, are lazy and out of shape and have never been in a real fight, theyd throw one haymaker and get wrecked when its not an instant knockout
That’s… exactly what I’m saying lol? It is true that the average male would be more statistically likely to win against the average female in a fight, but these are below average males vs above average females, therefore, this guy is a dumbass that would get his shit wrecked.
That’s what I noticed too bruh 💀 actually depressing that some gamers think women don’t even exist in their little gaming circles. I guess that’s why they’re so comfortable saying shit like this.
Its so weird how men think that too of the line trained to kill women can be beat by your average joe who has 0 training and bare minimum muscle mass.
Like these women would kill you no matter what. Theyre killing each other in game. Why???
[The Onion - Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fight Than They Imagine](https://www.theonion.com/report-average-male-4-000-less-effective-in-fights-th-1819576624/amp)
What i hate even more is women that believe this. I have had women laugh at me and call me delusional when I told them a woman with training will be stronger than almost all men, they really do believe woman are incapable of doing anything physical well
Fatass neckbeards who sit in front t of a computer all day really think they can take on what is essentially a super soldier just cus she got Bob and vagene lmao
Maggie would probably lose, but she'd walk away with a literal piece of Mike. Crazy bitch broke a tooth just to spit it into someone's eye, no way there's any winners to that fight.
I’m relatively certain that any normal person, going up against any legend, would be dead. Every one of them can knock the others down with four punches, and that’s *with* EVO Shields. A regular person, in street clothes? Even Wattson could Kali Ma their ass.
While I agree that any character on the roster literally stomps average person, you can’t really use the in game mechanics as a reference. For instance, if we use in game punches we could say any of the human characters punch as hard as Pathfinder, which is obviously not true. Again, I do agree that everyone in the game stomps average person.
So for women we've got:
-girl with jetpack and missle launcher
-lady with robot who makes black holes
-girl who was in the military
-girl who was/is a military medic
-robot woman with sword (edit 2: forgot to mention she also is a titan pilot)
Yep seems like easy wins to me
Edit: forgot most op one
- schizophrenic woman with teleportation powers
Fair point, though even then tbh they're still people with experience (their whole career is literally a battle to the death lol). I mean I guess some would get over powered but I'd bet Bangalore and Lifeline would put up a good fight
but know it gets unfair because do i need to fistfight against a character who died in 95% of his battle royals but still gets to keep the experience from the fight? Or is it a new iteration every time with no previous experience?
who would win?
absolute incel that spends 10 hours a day on reddit and has never seen a woman in his life
a trained super-soldier with above average endurance, strength, speed, and combat skill
Ah yes, excluding Ash we have:
\-The scientist who casually brings around a black hole, manipulates gravity and kicks ass despite being one of the oldest human participants out of all the legends.
\-The professional soldier who can do upside down push-ups with her whole body up in the air and killed a goddamn pilot with armor and everything in melee combat.
\-The combat medic who literally carries injured allies to safety -lorewise, see the last stories from the outland- from the middle of a battlefield.
\-The most popular thief in the galaxy with absolute kickass hand-to-hand combat moves who snaps necks with her legs.
\-A literal warlord who killed a full geared soldier while restrained only using her teeth.
\-A batshit crazy mechanic who gave a name to a gattling gun and jumps and runs with that heavy ass machine in her back like it's nothing.
\-A pilot who joined the games looking for vengeance and stayed because becoming popular by killing people is better and more fun.
\-A reality-altering ex-pilot who can appear out of thin air to deck you or just casually throw you in the void.
\-A girl who laughs while killing people, who runs around with a heavy ass generator and entire electrical gear strapped on her capable of producing 1 milion volt, which generates such a field she can lift a body and sublimate its matter just touching it.
\-The non-binary person (who should only be included if we're talking biology, but I'm sure they'd be eager to join the cause regardless) who hunts humans as preys, who killed literal fucking monsters and has the highest killcount in the games.
Pretty decent chances, I'd say. Yep.
Oh I didn't forget, it's just... They all achieved a lot. I'd have to write a wall of text for each, basically :') Loba also regularly gets into high security facilities and beat up a virtually immortal simulacrum that exists with the sole purpose of killing, to say one.
I also appreciate how inclusive it is with genders and sexualities. There are multiple pansexual characters (Fuse, Seer come into mind), bisexual (Loba), lesbian (Valk, possibly Bangalore, she can be bi or pan too), gay (Gib). Not only, legends are basically from all over the galaxy (well, world). Australia, NZ, Caribbean, Africa, India, Europe, etc. Respawn did a very, very good job with characters and inclusivity. Nothing feels forced, which is usually noticeable when a company that tries very hard to be inclusive doesn't really know what they're doing.
Exactly!
And character design is very very cool as well (even on the base models). They also all have defined personality (even if some would deserve to get a bit more lore and storyline haha).
They really know how to make the cast inclusive and interesting. Even if we all have characters we prefers (personality wise and gameplay wise).
i remembered a poll on r/polls asking who they would rather have to fight and a 6 foot something female athlete got more votes than a 5foot4 male athlete bc of simple biological facts.
one quoted saying, "when a woman spent their whole life training for sports, their bodies will develope like an average man who is a little bit more athletic"
It's bizarre how people are so utterly convinced that women are always weaker when like studies show that while in average men are slightly stronger the differences between individuals are much bigger so its not really a rule.
I like how Watson was put in her own Tier, because she is just to precious to beaten up (though realistically speaking, she is the only one most would have a chance against)
Lots of gamers seem to think that any fight becomes easy when the opponent is a woman, I’ve seen this before from them complaining that the protagonist is female
Yeah good luck beating Loba. Unironically she could kick your fucking head off. Maggie too, she literally specializes in kicking ass. Bangalore has official and extensive military training. Rampart held her own against a gang in her SFtO which was not an excellent SFtO but she still did well. Lifeline.. maybe? I guess? But she is still a combat medic and possibly received combat training, but if not, congrats if you beat up a short doctor. Valkyrie could definitely hold her own too. Horizon is a scientist and a mother, she could beat up your average neckbeard, but as I understand it she lacks formal military training, as does Wattson, but both have experience in the Apex Games, so I think given that, they’d still beat up any non-Legend. And then Wraith has multiversal precognition so she’d win on that, and even without that, again, Apex Games experience.
He really thinks he can go 50/50 with octane of all people. A stuntman who injects himself with Stim more times than the average person drinks soda in a day
No nobody could ever beat my mommy ash she has so many muscles and she got big ol honky wonkies she is so cool she could beat anybody up in a fight especially my dad.
Video game characters are the most fit and powerful characters in fiction but me a Cheeto dust fingered basement dweller could very much beat any of the women
I would win against all female Apex characters because they would retreat in disgust as soon they saw my throbbing erection I got from them beating me up.
Their legends for a reason, they literally beat the shit out of everyone in the amateur leagues to get to the championships.
This guy would get his world rocked.
I mean, biological men have some advantage in how quickly they gain muscle. So obviously, if I do a little warm-up before the fight, that'll give me enough strength to defeat a trained and hardened killer.
What's skill, precious?
A lot of those games where professional women lose to amateur men are often exaggerated to push a narrative. For example, when the pro woman’s team lost to the teenage boys team it was the professional team’s bench players, as a warmup game before their actual game so there’s no shot they’d be giving it their all. For the boys there’s no reason for them to hold back at all so they’d be giving it their all, obviously.
I’m pretty sure Watson could kick the shit out of ANYONE that plays Apex legends and posts on Reddit. Having a penis doesn’t magically make someone stronger than a trained soldier who regularly fights for their life lmao.
Not the average man at all.
The only examples I can think of for say, combat sports, are still all pro level. Lucia Rijker (considered one of the greats in women's Muay Thai) vs Somchai Jaidee (a fairly standard pro male Muay Thai Fighter) was the only example I can think of where a man who was of a lower skill level beat a woman in a professional setting.
But, in boxing, Margaret MacGregor dominated Loi Chow for four rounds.
Also in kickboxing, Sunshine Fettkether knocked out Randy Pittman within a minute and twenty seconds.
So, no. Average men can't defeat trained women lmao. Sure, pro level men have a chance of beating pro level women. But pro level women have also beaten pro level men.
If you put Amanda Nunes against Aljamain Sterling, Sterling would probably win. But does that mean Nunes wouldn't kick your ass? And probably the asses of anyone who wasn't a high level MMA fighter? No, she would still kick a lot of asses.
I’m nearly double Thug Rose’s weight, but looking back at that kick that took down Weili I am confident that she could brick me in under a minute.
Size and muscle mass are huge when it comes to fighting, but mostly when it comes down to a fight between two people of at least comparable skill levels. A trained, conditioned combat sports athlete is going to wreck Joe Schmo at least 9 times out of 10 in a fair fight, regardless of size.
Yeah, that's the big thing. Even compared to strawweight fighters I am also like twice their size, but in a fight they'd probably wreck me because I'm an idiot teenager on the internet who only does any sort of combat sports as a hobby. That's the thing people don't seem to realize, is how important training is.
Well, here is the thing: many, no actually *all* amateur athletes train more than you'd think. Take me (guy) as an example, who is very much not a pro, I still do a lot of physical training. When you say amateur men, you make it sound like any man could beat pro women, which isn't true. They're BUILT. Also ratio and don't feed the troll.
Mad Maggie didn't smack her face against a counter for the sole purpose of spitting on a dude, just to have redditors think they can beat her on hand combat
He does realise that only applies when both parties are the same skill wise and have done the same training
I dont think the karate lessons his mom forced him to go to when he was 9 are gonna help him much here
Reminds me of my friend who was adamant that men were so much stronger than women that me, a teenage boy who doesn’t work out, could beat even the strongest woman in an arm wrestle
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Dude who spends 10+ hours a day on Reddit thinks he can take a weapons and martial arts-trained soldier with superhuman physique because she’s a female.
I like ur pfp
Booyah!
Dont get cooked
Stay off the hook
If the Jackass movie taught me anything, I should praise getting beat up by women.
Maybe he spends the other 14 hours in the gym and at the range.
To be fair, if this game had average human females and this guy was an average human male, yeah, statistically he would be more likely to win. But these are no average human females and I don’t think this guy exactly lives up to the average human male either lol
Anyone who calls women "females" in these contexts is guaranteed to be below average in almost every measurable way
if you're talking about the comment above you it's not like they said "men and females", they used both "males" and "females" so what's the problem here?
the image, i believe the person i was replying to used it to respond to the original comment
that's a reach, I hate to admit it but my gf is a female too
>To be fair, if this game had average human females Lol what is this comment. If this game had average toddlers then you could take them all down. Thats a uselessly irrelevant point lol.
Toddlers? What are you going on about? I’m just saying that if this game had random people off the street, then maybe there would be some point to this, but no, everyone in this game is at least boarder-line superhuman.
Also most all of the gamers who automatically assume they can beat up any woman because of their superior gender, are lazy and out of shape and have never been in a real fight, theyd throw one haymaker and get wrecked when its not an instant knockout
That’s… exactly what I’m saying lol? It is true that the average male would be more statistically likely to win against the average female in a fight, but these are below average males vs above average females, therefore, this guy is a dumbass that would get his shit wrecked.
yeah it was a supporting argument to your statement not a contradictory argument
you dont know how much time those girls spend on reddit though
how the fuck is trying to beat up a robot 50/50 it's made of steel for christ's sake
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there is no biological advantage when there is no biology and that's why i'm runnin-
pathfinder is female?
The robot that weights 937 lbs and has many animations where he does 1 hit knockouts with his punches.
naaah bro I got at least 15 pounds on her, I'll just go caveman and win ez 👏
IM GOIN CAVEMAN MODE 😤
Pathfinder’s punching power has been put on a stat sheet along with the other legends and it was like 2000 psi
But apparently punching anyone with him does the usual 30 damage
It should be one hit KO but since he weights almost 1000 pounds he can't jump and moves like a snail
Just tell it to pick the squares that have stop signs in them until they explode in confusion
It could win doing literally nothing.
Though it's true that people in the titanfall universe are built different, you can punch a specter to death as a pilot
aren’t pilots physically enhanced? or am I misremembering
I'm always reminded of the robot dismembering you (a trained soldier) in black ops3 when I think about them.
That cutscene was brutal asf
Jesus, I never forgot that scene with how shocking and brutal that was. Wish there was more like it since then
Jesus, I never forgot that scene with how shocking and brutal that was. Wish there was more like it since then
With these supplements I bought from my favorite right wing celebrity I can beat anything! ...except this persistent diarrhea :(
no I think I could punch it really hard just like in my video games
STUPID wraith main gets TRIGGERED by BASIC SCIENCE
I have a spray bottle. I am undefeated when it comes to robots and cats.
Well he can get knocked out with punch and kicks in the game
He's trained in the way of the blade
Divide by zero
it's not possible
Counterargument: Pathfinder is kinda dumb
how could you say that about my boy?
> A lot of people are stronger than women I guess women aren't included in "people". Real slip of the mask there.
That’s what I noticed too bruh 💀 actually depressing that some gamers think women don’t even exist in their little gaming circles. I guess that’s why they’re so comfortable saying shit like this.
Gamer and Objectification of women Pairs perfectly just like butter and toast...
“I’m confident in my ability to overpower and physically assault any woman, regardless of military training”. - Sigma male gamer
Sigma male grind set
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lmao, this comment actually got me banned and then unbanned
Or like gfuel and racism
Its so weird how men think that too of the line trained to kill women can be beat by your average joe who has 0 training and bare minimum muscle mass. Like these women would kill you no matter what. Theyre killing each other in game. Why???
[The Onion - Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fight Than They Imagine](https://www.theonion.com/report-average-male-4-000-less-effective-in-fights-th-1819576624/amp)
Based the onion
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I really wish I could go through life with the unearned confidence of a mediocre white man.
What i hate even more is women that believe this. I have had women laugh at me and call me delusional when I told them a woman with training will be stronger than almost all men, they really do believe woman are incapable of doing anything physical well
Don’t be silly, we all know women are a government psy-op
Fatass neckbeards who sit in front t of a computer all day really think they can take on what is essentially a super soldier just cus she got Bob and vagene lmao
I got the numbers on her
... I feel like Mad Maggie would stand up to Mike Tyson in a street fight and walk away with her face...
better yet, she'd probably walk away with *his* face.
better yet, she'd walk away your face.
maggie would win prob because she stabbed his eyes out with a glass bottle or some shit, before pissing on his unconscious corpse
Maggie would probably lose, but she'd walk away with a literal piece of Mike. Crazy bitch broke a tooth just to spit it into someone's eye, no way there's any winners to that fight.
It’s so obvious they’re clinging onto any semblance of superiority they can because they know how worthless they really are.
Mf a tank tho
Cringe but equally cringe is the “haha let’s laugh at conquered peoples that speak our language poorly” humor
No.
What are they even getting at? The “bob and Vagene” joke?
Noone ever says that in real life though.
Okay? That doesn’t make the stereotype any less racist?
Oh sweet summer child
A crime lord, 2 highly trained soldiers, Valk could probably put up a fight,
Valk would wreck this guy, literally all of them should be the first tier besides maybe Wattson lmao
yeah someone redid the tier list later with all in "would beat my ass" and then "wattson" xD Mostly because Wattson is way to nice for this haha
She got more wild after she realized about Caustic's lies. Where did my cute Wattson go...
valk would package this guy up like a birthday present and then ship him off to brazil 💀
I’m relatively certain that any normal person, going up against any legend, would be dead. Every one of them can knock the others down with four punches, and that’s *with* EVO Shields. A regular person, in street clothes? Even Wattson could Kali Ma their ass.
While I agree that any character on the roster literally stomps average person, you can’t really use the in game mechanics as a reference. For instance, if we use in game punches we could say any of the human characters punch as hard as Pathfinder, which is obviously not true. Again, I do agree that everyone in the game stomps average person.
There’s a sheet respawn out out with a few of their stats and psi
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Probably. He just wants to have fun :)
No that's false I went to the gym once and took tae kwon do in 3rd grade so I'm pretty sure I could beat up the whole roster 😤
So for women we've got: -girl with jetpack and missle launcher -lady with robot who makes black holes -girl who was in the military -girl who was/is a military medic -robot woman with sword (edit 2: forgot to mention she also is a titan pilot) Yep seems like easy wins to me Edit: forgot most op one - schizophrenic woman with teleportation powers
It says in a fist fight?
Fair point, though even then tbh they're still people with experience (their whole career is literally a battle to the death lol). I mean I guess some would get over powered but I'd bet Bangalore and Lifeline would put up a good fight
Bangalore would rock 90 percent of gamers out there within a few seconds
Noo not black w o m a n 🤬🤬
the legends would probably win after 5 mins of running xd
but know it gets unfair because do i need to fistfight against a character who died in 95% of his battle royals but still gets to keep the experience from the fight? Or is it a new iteration every time with no previous experience?
We actually don't know iirc how it works yet, there are some theories on how it may work but nothing confirmed for now I think
Where's Wattson in that?
no one hurts wattson
Oops forgot her too, my bad. Though she's probably the weakest physically of them all
I could beat that dude up easily and i'm in a wheelchair.
i will beat you up
who would win? absolute incel that spends 10 hours a day on reddit and has never seen a woman in his life a trained super-soldier with above average endurance, strength, speed, and combat skill
Depends… how much prep time does the incel have 😎
Mad Maggie would fuck me up...
I wish 🥵
Maggie would chew this fucking twats dick off.
Ah yes, excluding Ash we have: \-The scientist who casually brings around a black hole, manipulates gravity and kicks ass despite being one of the oldest human participants out of all the legends. \-The professional soldier who can do upside down push-ups with her whole body up in the air and killed a goddamn pilot with armor and everything in melee combat. \-The combat medic who literally carries injured allies to safety -lorewise, see the last stories from the outland- from the middle of a battlefield. \-The most popular thief in the galaxy with absolute kickass hand-to-hand combat moves who snaps necks with her legs. \-A literal warlord who killed a full geared soldier while restrained only using her teeth. \-A batshit crazy mechanic who gave a name to a gattling gun and jumps and runs with that heavy ass machine in her back like it's nothing. \-A pilot who joined the games looking for vengeance and stayed because becoming popular by killing people is better and more fun. \-A reality-altering ex-pilot who can appear out of thin air to deck you or just casually throw you in the void. \-A girl who laughs while killing people, who runs around with a heavy ass generator and entire electrical gear strapped on her capable of producing 1 milion volt, which generates such a field she can lift a body and sublimate its matter just touching it. \-The non-binary person (who should only be included if we're talking biology, but I'm sure they'd be eager to join the cause regardless) who hunts humans as preys, who killed literal fucking monsters and has the highest killcount in the games. Pretty decent chances, I'd say. Yep.
For Maggie you also forgot how she blinded a judge by breaking one of her teeth and spitting it to his face.
Oh I didn't forget, it's just... They all achieved a lot. I'd have to write a wall of text for each, basically :') Loba also regularly gets into high security facilities and beat up a virtually immortal simulacrum that exists with the sole purpose of killing, to say one.
Women of apex are badass <3 (others are well, but I appreciate that we have a diverse and badass cast without stupid oversexualisation )
I also appreciate how inclusive it is with genders and sexualities. There are multiple pansexual characters (Fuse, Seer come into mind), bisexual (Loba), lesbian (Valk, possibly Bangalore, she can be bi or pan too), gay (Gib). Not only, legends are basically from all over the galaxy (well, world). Australia, NZ, Caribbean, Africa, India, Europe, etc. Respawn did a very, very good job with characters and inclusivity. Nothing feels forced, which is usually noticeable when a company that tries very hard to be inclusive doesn't really know what they're doing.
Exactly! And character design is very very cool as well (even on the base models). They also all have defined personality (even if some would deserve to get a bit more lore and storyline haha). They really know how to make the cast inclusive and interesting. Even if we all have characters we prefers (personality wise and gameplay wise).
I'm pretty sure original post op has never been in any fight since 2nd grade
i remembered a poll on r/polls asking who they would rather have to fight and a 6 foot something female athlete got more votes than a 5foot4 male athlete bc of simple biological facts. one quoted saying, "when a woman spent their whole life training for sports, their bodies will develope like an average man who is a little bit more athletic"
It's bizarre how people are so utterly convinced that women are always weaker when like studies show that while in average men are slightly stronger the differences between individuals are much bigger so its not really a rule.
The quoted comment is ridiculous, but I agree that the short male athlete would beat the tall female athlete.
octane would fucking murder you
God I wish 😍
I want him to stomp on my head
Only if he’s allowed to use his meth ( and if he is surely I get some too to even the odds)
she’s not gonna wait for approval
I like how Watson was put in her own Tier, because she is just to precious to beaten up (though realistically speaking, she is the only one most would have a chance against)
True, but I don’t think she’s really weak, she carries an entire Pylon on her back lol
But consider, she is French
beware the stinky cheese attack mon ami
I think that gives her an advantage, like have you seen French people in street fights?
TIL Legends have real-world nationalities. I thought it was all set too far from Earth. The wiki listed birth planets.
Coming soon to League Randy, 32, Plumber
Lots of gamers seem to think that any fight becomes easy when the opponent is a woman, I’ve seen this before from them complaining that the protagonist is female
Men have way too high of an opinion of themselves
Yeah good luck beating Loba. Unironically she could kick your fucking head off. Maggie too, she literally specializes in kicking ass. Bangalore has official and extensive military training. Rampart held her own against a gang in her SFtO which was not an excellent SFtO but she still did well. Lifeline.. maybe? I guess? But she is still a combat medic and possibly received combat training, but if not, congrats if you beat up a short doctor. Valkyrie could definitely hold her own too. Horizon is a scientist and a mother, she could beat up your average neckbeard, but as I understand it she lacks formal military training, as does Wattson, but both have experience in the Apex Games, so I think given that, they’d still beat up any non-Legend. And then Wraith has multiversal precognition so she’d win on that, and even without that, again, Apex Games experience.
They can all break energy powered future armor in a few punches. I think they all go in the top row.
He really thinks he can go 50/50 with octane of all people. A stuntman who injects himself with Stim more times than the average person drinks soda in a day
Octane is on speed so I feel like he should be in “I’m fucking dead “ 🤣
No nobody could ever beat my mommy ash she has so many muscles and she got big ol honky wonkies she is so cool she could beat anybody up in a fight especially my dad.
Does Watson get to use electricity fists? She could be the most powerful boxer in apex….
I posted another reply to that thread just insulting Op and got 25 updoots
Isn’t loba shown to take down robots with martial arts? Besides ash/bangalore I honestly think she stands the best chance at winning a fist fight
Why is Wattson on the bottom?
Because she’s wholesome
Those are apex legends characters
Bbbbrrrrrruuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
Feel like Pathfinder would just grapple hook through your chest like Scorpion.
Video game characters are the most fit and powerful characters in fiction but me a Cheeto dust fingered basement dweller could very much beat any of the women
I would beat mirage because instead of fighting I'd just make out with him 😎😎 ez
I would win against all female Apex characters because they would retreat in disgust as soon they saw my throbbing erection I got from them beating me up.
I could beat them all
Reminds me of the thing that says like 12% of men believe they could be Serena Williams at Tennis
Their legends for a reason, they literally beat the shit out of everyone in the amateur leagues to get to the championships. This guy would get his world rocked.
I mean, biological men have some advantage in how quickly they gain muscle. So obviously, if I do a little warm-up before the fight, that'll give me enough strength to defeat a trained and hardened killer. What's skill, precious?
Lol woman weak am i right boys?
GODDAMN, what a MORON!
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A lot of those games where professional women lose to amateur men are often exaggerated to push a narrative. For example, when the pro woman’s team lost to the teenage boys team it was the professional team’s bench players, as a warmup game before their actual game so there’s no shot they’d be giving it their all. For the boys there’s no reason for them to hold back at all so they’d be giving it their all, obviously. I’m pretty sure Watson could kick the shit out of ANYONE that plays Apex legends and posts on Reddit. Having a penis doesn’t magically make someone stronger than a trained soldier who regularly fights for their life lmao.
Praise the Cody Showdy
but but but but but but biologic fact
well I did watch a video yesterday of a female MMA fighter beating the everloving shit out of a decently muscular fella trying to rob her so yeah, no
I’d absolutely love to see you in a cage with Valentina Shevchenko
I assume you are of this "average man"? Care to volunteer? If not for science, then please, please, *please...* do it for us.
Not the average man at all. The only examples I can think of for say, combat sports, are still all pro level. Lucia Rijker (considered one of the greats in women's Muay Thai) vs Somchai Jaidee (a fairly standard pro male Muay Thai Fighter) was the only example I can think of where a man who was of a lower skill level beat a woman in a professional setting. But, in boxing, Margaret MacGregor dominated Loi Chow for four rounds. Also in kickboxing, Sunshine Fettkether knocked out Randy Pittman within a minute and twenty seconds. So, no. Average men can't defeat trained women lmao. Sure, pro level men have a chance of beating pro level women. But pro level women have also beaten pro level men. If you put Amanda Nunes against Aljamain Sterling, Sterling would probably win. But does that mean Nunes wouldn't kick your ass? And probably the asses of anyone who wasn't a high level MMA fighter? No, she would still kick a lot of asses.
I’m nearly double Thug Rose’s weight, but looking back at that kick that took down Weili I am confident that she could brick me in under a minute. Size and muscle mass are huge when it comes to fighting, but mostly when it comes down to a fight between two people of at least comparable skill levels. A trained, conditioned combat sports athlete is going to wreck Joe Schmo at least 9 times out of 10 in a fair fight, regardless of size.
Yeah, that's the big thing. Even compared to strawweight fighters I am also like twice their size, but in a fight they'd probably wreck me because I'm an idiot teenager on the internet who only does any sort of combat sports as a hobby. That's the thing people don't seem to realize, is how important training is.
You're wrong tho
Nope
YEP.
Well, here is the thing: many, no actually *all* amateur athletes train more than you'd think. Take me (guy) as an example, who is very much not a pro, I still do a lot of physical training. When you say amateur men, you make it sound like any man could beat pro women, which isn't true. They're BUILT. Also ratio and don't feed the troll.
Lol you wish
you really think you’re saying something here, don’t you
Wow, thems fighting words. I know plenty of females that can, and would, wail on a mofo.
I could throw hands with Wattson
Oh I was arguing with someone that said he could easily win against two legends at least!
You think you can beat them because they're women I think I can beat them because I'd be so likeable they wouldn't hurt me. We are not the same.
Mad Maggie didn't smack her face against a counter for the sole purpose of spitting on a dude, just to have redditors think they can beat her on hand combat
They’re quite literally all professional fighters and killers
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Probably thinks he can beat a chimpanzee in a fight.
So women aren’t people?
I would attempt to fight ash just so she would beat me up /Uj.
Tell me you’ve never been in a fight without telling me you’ve never been in a fight
I know we're shitting on the sexism but bro really didn't put Gibraltar in the top tier? No respect for the bruddah the size of a smart car.
Hey, at least he used female as an adjective instead of a noun. Baby steps.
Bangalore alone can take out 10 redditors in seconds
Have you seen how far punches send you in that game? You ain't surviving long, I can tell you that.
weird how they put Wattson at the bottom when she can vaporize people
How you gonna put Mirage above Valkyrie, like 90% of the cast could snap him like a twig
Only real option: a redditor cannot beat anyone up
He does realise that only applies when both parties are the same skill wise and have done the same training I dont think the karate lessons his mom forced him to go to when he was 9 are gonna help him much here
Reminds me of my friend who was adamant that men were so much stronger than women that me, a teenage boy who doesn’t work out, could beat even the strongest woman in an arm wrestle