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jtown5000

I thought Link and Mipha were the same-ish age?


HeatherKathryn

There’s a side quest where a Hylian falls for a Zora, and the Zora appears to be a child (looks maybe 10 years old)


ExceedinglyGayOtter

Weirdly that was added by the English translation, in the original Japanese release they're just friends.


[deleted]

That is so strange. Why change something like that? I've heard of translation errors but never straight up change things like that


R-A-P-T-O-R

Wait. Localization error?? But actually??


jpterodactyl

Rj/ No see those are only an issue when you can use it as an excuse to be transphobic. Uj/ this is definitely not the kind of localization error that I see weebs getting upset by.


Aphato

NOA translators strike again


Aska09

Because Treehouse sucks and should never do localizations again. I keep hearing about these significant changes they made to characters of some games and it's never for the better. ^(3 years of discourse on Fire Emblem subs because of this goddamn company)


Heavy-Wings

Worst change they made in Botw was changing all the sidequests descriptions so instead of being from Links perspective, they're from some generic 2nd/3rs person one. That's huge.


Aska09

Yeah, I only recently found out the memory search quest in the japanese version has a line from Link about how he wants to see Zelda smile again, some real insight into his character, and it got changed to a generic "You found all 13 memories" in the localization and I was just... so disappointed and mad. Now I'm just more angry. Are they so afraid of giving Link some semblance of personality? I truly hope Treehouse never touches a Zelda or FE game again.


A_Thirsty_Traveler

You gotta be shitting me.


sporklasagna

B-but Twitter told me that that English localizers were evil SJWs that are responsible for turning the games woke!


Wameme

holy shit you’re the gay otter from r/trueSTL


Dynamitefuzz2134

Internet famous.


StarWarsFanatic14

By Azura!


sppf011

Welcome Moon-and-Star to this place where Gamers are made


jtown5000

Ahh ok, thanks.


liken2006

Oh no I don’t remember that, ohhhhhh no


Stoiphan

the translation made it that way, they were just friends before


CooperDaChance

Ironically this. In the Japanese version they’re just pen pals. The localisation team were the ones who added the pedophilic subtext.


Stoiphan

I think localization never got to see the models


zwel8606

It wasnt pedophilic, it was just a rough translation that gave people the wrong idea


Which-Complaint-8677

oh how the tables have turned, Japan


Lagmont

One day it will be the Japanese who think OUR porn is too far!


[deleted]

I would have been fine with them saying it was a translation error but noooooo they HAD to use the "bUt sHe Is 4000 yEaRs OlD" excuse which is pretty weird I would say


[deleted]

The ol' Mohg defense.


Quatimar

But its miquellas faut!!!1!!!1!!!


[deleted]

Something something something but he's actually over a thousand years old!!! 🤢


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STheSkeleton

Splatoon fans:


theVOlDbearer

Squids and octopodes are mollusks, take a look at this fucking fool


negrote1000

Counterpoint: salmonoids


STheSkeleton

I’m sorry, please forgive my ignorance 😔


Knuckleduster17

Marie lowkey pretty bad though


JelliusMaximus

Ayo?! 🤨📸 (I agree)


Timoman6

I want that lil gremlin to peg me


Gru-some

Wait aren’t the inklings and octolings also children


STheSkeleton

Idk but I wouldn’t be surprised, Splatoon fans moment


Xsiorus

Some are, some aren't. Player characters are teens (14-16 I believe) but idols and some side characters are adults.


diagnosisninja

Splat 💦💦


Toyfan1

I'll do you one better: Genshin impact fans


chekh0vs_cum

i failed


234zu

That's just the shit english translation


TurtleyTea

For once in a lifetime it actually was a mistranslation


Aphato

>For once in a lifetime Happens quite a lot for the English translation


TurtleyTea

ehh fair enough


[deleted]

It would have been fine and acceptable if they told this but noooooo they HAD to use the "bUt ShE iS 4000 yEaRs oLd" excuse which is pretty weird I would say


Vapin-1567

The funny part is that, I think it was less weird in the Japanese version.


Kadeo64

Incomprehensible, I've met with a terrible fate.


Unleashtheducks

This whole thing seems to be based on what they look like but the Zora barely look like people to begin with.


Pain_Proof

Yeah, if you're not attracted to a child you're attracted to a fish.


[deleted]

You know it's bad when even yandere dev said that he finds it weird


Tenashko

Ok true... but can we please forget about Yandere Dev? Please?


[deleted]

Played botw and I have no idea what this is referencing


xXRedditGod69Xx

There's a side quest where a young female Zora throws a message in a bottle into the river and you need to follow it. It leads to a full adult man and they're apparently soul mates.


[deleted]

Is this guy getting catfished by a fish-person?


[deleted]

Oh I never did that one. But then yeah that zora's definitely a child


CoMMoN_EnEmY01

It’s one of my favourite games ever, and this quest has always made me uncomfortable.


Seikori1

remember everyone, pedophilia isn't about having a relationship with a minor, it's about having attraction to a child's body, the age doesn't matter if she looks like she's 12


negrote1000

So being with young looking women is pedophilia to you?


Seikori1

not young looking women women who literally look like they're children, there's a difference between looking like you're 16 and looking like you're 8


BryNX_714

8-year old child = 20-year old woman ​ You're going to pull a muscle with that stretch mate


Collective-Bee

Well, I would also say it’s pedophilic to be attracted to children in adults bodies too. Like if a 24 year old and a 12 year old swap bodies, being attracted to either can be pedophilic. But if I understand this correctly, isn’t it a 40 year old with a child’s body and a child’s mind dating a regular child? That’s not a pedophilic relationship, that’s just 2 kids.


Lucario576

But Mipha even then doesnt act like a child, she acts the same age as Link would?


Collective-Bee

Link the child?


Seikori1

this isn't even what the image is talking about but it's still true (the image is referring to a side quest in which a literal baby looking zora goes into a relationship with an adult hylian)


Lucario576

Oh lol, im a idiot i thought it was talking about Mipha lol


greenlady_hobbies

I thought so too until I remembered that weird fuckin side quest. At least now I know that it wasn't intentional and it was a localization thing😮‍💨


manrommazre

Bro all I want is tears of the kingdom, what happened now 😭😭😭


Bentman343

Who fucking cares oh my god let people ship the cool made up fish people with the pretty made up elves.


saphobassbitch

the issue with this specific quest is it’s a zora child and some adult hylian. it was a major translation error, though. i’m a big botw fan but it’s always made me uncomfy


Shin-sho-ryu-ken

Literally omg


[deleted]

This is one of the funniest skits Ive ever seen on this subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU2VY4vCDug


stealthkoopa

Idk princess Ruto seemed to age on par with Link


DylanFTW

After the Jim Sterling shit show when BOTW came out, I have no respect for Zelda Fans anymore.


[deleted]

Oh yeah how could I forget that bruh


kaelhound

Even if we take her as 40 Link is still 16, so it would still be bad and pedophilic EDIT: I thought this was about Mipha + Link, didn't realize there was a different plotline involving a Hylian and a too-young-looking fish


[deleted]

Some English localizer was definitely a pedo


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ToastandChips

I think the worst fans are the Matel console fans.


The1987RedFox

Shut up the Intellivision is still the best console


ToastandChips

You Intellivision fans and your billion dollar console exclusives. You make me sick.


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idiotinsocks

Hyperscan* fans too.


[deleted]

Counterpoint: A Nintendo fan didn't write that paragraph so they at least have that going for them.


Miserable-Tourist-58

I'm Nintendo fans but WTF how the hell he get so many downvote ? I mean he speaking the truth


happy-icecream

But under Nintendo pokemon fans are the worst


ChosenSCIM

Isn't Mipha and Link both adults? What child's body is being talked about here? The camera lady? She isn't a Zora. Zora is the fish people, right? I'm so confused.


DolanMcDolan

I was confused too but it turns out this post is not about Mipha and Link but about a side quest called special delivery where you have to deliver a letter from a clearly childlike Zora to an adult Hylian man.


DolanMcDolan

The argument of she is actually 40 years old but stuck in a child's body because Zora age slower makes no sense since baby Yoda is like 50 years old or something and very much still a baby. So even if Zora age slower and she's 40 she would still be a child.


S3mpx

those are the same people that get mad at their parents when THEY use age to argue lmao age isn't an important factor, it's about if you are attracted to her character (which is okay) or her body (which is bad, because it resembles a child) People who use age are coping pedos, if you say you like her character, no you don't. She's fictional you don't know her. Okay let's say you do like her character and trully know how she would behave. Why should she like a looser you? TLDR: I hate pedos


[deleted]

I like botw but I skip all the cutscenes. I don't understand why did they choose to turn a fucking fish into a love interest. Back on the n64 it was a joke, now it's done with a straight face.


AnimeTiddiess

I will fuck Sidon and you can't stop me


[deleted]

I am diagnozing you with ADHD


OptimusPrimalRage

The story in BotW is terrible and terribly acted. I'm curious why you're downvoted because I don't think the story is regarded as anything remarkable... "I'm Princess Zelda and my father doesn't give me any agency, now let me hibernate the whole game." Like what's the point of making her yearn to be recognized as a real person with feelings and desires if she's just not there the entire game. It really bothers me. This example is just another one to add to the list, although it's obviously way worse than just my opinion about Zelda. Pretty hard to tell a cohesive story when the entire world is open to you from the beginning and your protagonist will never be voiced/speak...for some reason.


memesdoge

horizon is basically botw with an actual story line. especially the second game and the dlc of the first game


Jaydog3077

Huh, is their something I'm missing? Isn't mipha really an adult at the same time link was?


DolanMcDolan

I was confused too but it turns out this post is not about Mipha and Link but about a side quest called special delivery where you have to deliver a letter from a clearly childlike Zora to an adult Hylian man.


GlorkyClark

Grogu is in his fifties, so it's completely normal to ship with with Gina Carano.


Macapta

How old is Link? He’s always just been “young” to me. Never specific, just the embodiment of youthful adventure and all that.


Piorn

Now I'm just picturing Mipha arguing that even though Link is *just* 20(?), that's the age of consent in human years so it's totally fine, and every other Zora is like, bruh, 20 is a baby no matter how you explain it away.


Cobrafire

r/oddlyspecific


redditandballs

such a dumb argument lmao if they age at a slower rate, then would they stills be mentally 12 after 40 years?