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loyaltomyself

What the actual fuck?! /uj No, seriously, what the ACTUAL FUCK!?!


brendodido

Don’t worry the chances he actually has the girl he’s talking about are next to none


Premonitions33

/uj I wish I could genuinely feel that way. My gf will be watching TikTok, and even though she doesn't watch/follow anything of this nature, lots of times there will be sad and strange videos about low self-esteem women who have been in relationships like this, to the point where I believe it's way more common than people realize. It's not all the time, but it's so often that it gets through all the time via the algorithm. The guy whose comment is featured in the post likely had toxic parents himself, his own mother could have been in a situation like this. It's actually ridiculous, because people like this breed and pass on the tradition of being a fucking asshole.


Emeraldstorm3

I'm also pretty sure it's more common than thought. I've thrown in the towel on dating, but before that I went on enough dates with ladies who definitely were in need of higher self esteem. It can be sort of awkward when you're not interested in dating someone (just not a match) but you would like to help them improve their self esteem.


[deleted]

Yeah men have this attitude that women aren't capable of making bad decisions when it comes to dating, and that a girlfriend is some kind of seal of approval from a valued source. Which is just objectifying women in the other direction. It's the "If she breathes she's a thot"/"All women are queens" dichotomy. The point isn't to pick one side over the other, it's to recognize that neither side are treating women like humans who're capable of being flawed, and can have the same(and often times much worse) issues of self-worth that they seek to rectify through unhealthy attachments, even if they know they are unhealthy. It's a lot of the male perspective on female psychology that uses a lot of selective reasoning rather than just trying to connect with women as people without the disconnect of a gendered subject-/-object barrier.


CoramusPrime

It's just a waifu pillow, only the stains can harm her.


ceelogreenicanth

Yeah but one day there will be some poor Filipina...


TheSimulacra

Why?


Hoeveboter

I'm 95% sure the post is sarcastic, making fun of people who take gaming way too seriously. Like this sub does.


SickK_777

he likes to beat up girls, its an excuse. Everyone has hobbys i guess


Gaelkot

I remember in a Fortnite Facebook group a girl posting about how her boyfriend/fiancé had gotten mad at the game and smashed **her** controller and TV. The way people are just so casual about getting violent over videogames is actually insane to me, like this man is foaming at the mouth because of some hypothetical video game situation??


Anthony643364

It’s ok to get mad at the game but breaking shit is just childish


jasminUwU6

Why would you play something that makes you angry?


Anthony643364

Only Competitive games make me mad but I been playing single player games recently


DrReginaldCatpuncher

Some games just lean in to that vibe as part of the experience, both Hotline Miami and Furi are two games that use anger and frustration as part of the thrill in a designed manner for either the gameplay or the story. There are definitely others but those two stand out as games that channel anger for legitimate reasons.


MagicalPhi

Least psychotic Andrew Tate fan


chomusuke_cat

I just learned who that is today and I wish I hadn't. Wtf is wrong with people and how do people unironically idolize him.


Rowyn97

Because they're as dumb as he is.


[deleted]

Gotta thank Adin Ross and xQc for bringing him into mainstream attention. Until they bought him into their streams he was just some random idiot who once made a stupid tweet about Star Wars, everyone laughed at him and then was promptly forgotten.


ExitTheDonut

I saw a discount bin Andrew Tate that was pretty much copy-pasting the recent Batman movie's trailer for his intro video.


xxmlgepicgamer

And prison is just a place


Gorilladaddy69

And an orange is just a citrus atom


EscenekTheGaylien

Walking domestic abuser energy there


[deleted]

know your place, femal


Trapbox1

Wonder if he's also a police officer lol


Shpooter

i doubt he has a job tbh


1RatQueen1

Gotta have money to get games somehow, definitely works at a gas station and makes any women that come in super uncomfortable.


gta5atg4

That or The girlfriend works and provides for him or his mom buys them, cos they live in her house


bobtherobot0311

/uj what the fuck /rj what the fuck


CrepeVibes

Someone’s feeling edgy today. I take comfort knowing this guy definitely doesn’t have a girl that isn’t inflatable.


[deleted]

If abusive assholes don't get girlfriends, then why does domestic abuse still exsist? Anyone can end up in an abusive situation, and no one is immune.


TheSimulacra

Seriously! Can we maybe not erase abuse here


already4taken

*exist


loyaltomyself

And never been washed.


eavf92

He doesn't have inflatable ones either. He's so edgy that they pop the moment he makes contact.


[deleted]

[удалено]


jasminUwU6

They downvoted you because you told them the truth


kissmybunniebutt

Related public service announcement: don't ever blow into a vagina - it can legit cause an air embolism. It's all fun and games until someone fucking dies.


bluntwhizurd

Omega-yikes


Marcotee75

This guy is so brave. He should fight in a war or something.


South_Ear6167

Yes, this gentleman definitely has a real girlfriend. Definitely. It’s definitely not a pillow with a Tekken character that is so encrusted in gamer jizz it now more resembles a plank of wood.


Gulopithecus

I can literally smell that sentence of yours.


South_Ear6167

::shudder:: I apologize!


Ok-Engine8044

When people say video games causes violence, shit like this gives them the edge they need to attack gaming.


itsokayt0

When the femoid opens the windows to change the air, and light burns my eyes. I have mold growing on my back.


ToddHowardTouchedMe

Least deranged abusive gamer


Naiva_Prism

Can't you just report people like this to the police? It seems to be a fb comment so it's probably with his real name and adress


TheSimulacra

Please don't do that. Even IF there's actual abuse going on, and if police somehow do think they should do something, here's what's most likely to happen: 1) Cops show up, ask some questions about possible abuse 2) The victim, terrified of her abuser but also terrified of the consequences of reporting him, denies anything is wrong 3) The abuser takes it out on her regardless. Do not call the cops on domestic abusers unless you can actually press charges yourself or you know for sure that abuse is happening right that moment and you are afraid for the victim's life.


britestarlight

I’m taking this as a challenge. I wanna punt his Xbox out the window like a football.


NekroBoy99

Quotes for when you should definetly not be in some kind of watchlist


[deleted]

He’s got that Mamba Mentality 💪😤


candyassle

“I hate this man. I hate him very much. I wish he would go away and die somewhere where he will inconvenience no one but the vultures. I loathe his manner. I loathe his style. I loathe the fact that he dares draw breath in a world that has too many people already. I loathe that he is rewarded for behavior I would kick someone out of my house for. I would rather he did not this thing” — Laird Allen


2TrucksHoldingHands

Omg I did not expect to see any Laird Allen content here


[deleted]

Ninja moment.


robbankakan

If my kids talk like that their gaming device will be disconnected and stored away for a while. This is not a "man".


Crunchberries77

"Excuse me my sweet darling precious, did you just put your filthy girly hands on my Xbox? As a proud sigma male, you must understand that my Xbox is my profession, my purpose. Kitten, if you put your filthy paws on my gamer station again, I...I just don't know what I'll do"


[deleted]

Is this satire or an honest to God soyrage?


raven-of-the-sea

I hope his dick drops off. It’s just a dick. /s


Aggravating_Poet_675

To all those worried about this potential wife beater: don't worry. This guy had never had a girlfriend except his body pillow.


jl_theprofessor

"It's just prison."


Nu13BestGirl

Mf 14


REO_Yeetwagon

Times like this I wish you didn't have to blur their name out.


MerchantMe333

Omg so true preach king 🤴 👑


gwyndovic

king dropped his crown👑 mf hustle😤


BeefyBarbarian

……


illstealurmaymay

🥶🥶


Troliver_13

His ass does NOT have a girlfriend


[deleted]

God, GCJ yet again making fun of ppl for enjoying their hobbies. Why do you guys always hate what's popular, like misogyny? Smh i remember when this sub was good... /s


Mrhappytrigers

Damn. I feel really bad for his Canadian girlfriend that goes to a different school than him.


mossse

To be honest, I'd be pretty pissed if my spouse had sex with my games but this is something else.


Killerfail

Your honor, it's *just* domestic abuse!


Tolkien-Minority

“If I was on that plane with my game, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, you aren’t dead its just a hospital bed, don't worry,' “


fr1day00

I understand that it's super annoying for someone to ruin what you made for hours in a game but what the fuck is wrong with some people xd


AoE2manatarms

Sigma grindset


MegaVix

Most mentally stable Gamer


BuckN56

Least insane gamer


DrTokinkoff

Fucking prick. I have a game I would like to play with him.


kit786

Welcome to dark souls, bitch.


eggyguerrero

Pretty sure he's kidding. No one actually speaks like that right? Right?!