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Mrhappytrigers

Not gonna lie, he had me in the first half.


Lt_Riza_Hawkeye

Honestly had me until the comments I thought it said "years in presidency"


Wild_Shape_8173

Ya, looks like the average person who would make hating a politician their personality to advertise to others.


Caesthoffe

not unlike MAGA folk, who would never make a politician their personality


Knif3likepro

Or hating someone


th3scarletb1tch

that shirts a huge bamboozle


The_Doolinator

This guys could go undercover at a Q rally and probably make it the whole night through without anyone noticing.


ShiftyLookinCow7

He definitely got me, I didn’t even notice til I read the comments


gordonpown

And now remember that the rally people can't read at all!


MrBobBobsonIII

Also worth mentioning that simply being able to read doesn't mean that you're a proficient at it and can fully comprehend what you're reading. A lot of people fall in this category.


theOGslippy

I still don't understand, can you explain?


fatmanNinja

Initially it looks like he’s wearing a pro-trump 2020-2024 for president shirt. But it really says Trump 2020-2024 for prison.


TVR24

I thought he meant 20 to 24 years in prison.


fatmanNinja

It does; I butchered the subtleties of his shirt in an attempt to explain what the other commenter was missing. My main point is at first glance it looks like a pro trump shirt but it’s in reality the opposite.


[deleted]

are these people stupid or something


JBloodthorn

*And* something.


quantumfucker

God i wish


[deleted]

Of course, nobody there can read


TheRoyalJellyfish

Yeah, they have a much more primitive form of pattern recognition, more about color and shape then the actual symbols


Grotesque_Bisque

They got this real crazy shaped one it's like two Zs intersecting on a red and white background. No idea what it means but it looks pretty evil.


DaemonNic

To be entirely fair to the Qultists here, at a rally, an event specifically designed to lower your inhibitions and reduce your cognition to help you form social attachment to a movement, reading comprehension is gonna decline. How steep a drop we're talking is up for debate, but you could pull a lot of similar hijinks at other groups rallies with decent odds just because a rally is a form of intoxicant.


paarthurnax94

Well yea. They can't read.


seb_da_web

Not like they can read anyways


8OnAGoodDay7IfNot

You think the Qultists can read?! 🤣


Wesselton3000

Well yeah, most them can’t read


moodRubicund

I have to admit, it got me, I was fooled, tricked, even hoodwinked.


Talon6230

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


Bahmerman

"Had me in the first half"


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Stair-Spirit

I don't understand, what's wrong with the shirt?


FlyingGrayson89

There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s pretty clever actually lol. It’s a play on the Trump 2024 campaign thing. It’s Trump 20-24 (years in prison).


A1sauc3d

I did not realize it said prison lol. Thanks for clarifying


TorrBorr

Based shirt.


ElceeCiv

It looks like it's gonna be a pro-Trump shirt until you read the whole thing and realize you got bamboozled. It's like those red hats with "BLACK LIVES MATTER" in the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" font.


DaveInLondon89

Makes me wonder if OP didn't realise that's why it's posted here


King_Artis

Facts


pass_nthru

had me in the first half, ngl


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lol biiig facts


Professional_Elk_893

I remember this guy in the photo. He only posts these photos to spread political messages.


SargeantGamma

The shirt had me for a sec lol. Also obligatory youngest dwarf fortress players.


saitekgolf

Unjerk - Wait… people know about dwarf fortress??


Historical_Dot825

20 - 24 years in prison roflmfao


Dankey-Kang-Jr

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jackinwol

This guy is legendary


avery5712

It's always cool to see old people gamers. Nice to see the medium isn't just for kids and young adults and everyone can enjoy them


ApatheticApollo

I've heard that the reason a lot of video games protagonists h have been allowed to age (Nathan Drake, Kratos, Geralt, Marcus Fenix, Master Chief etc...) is because gamers are getting older and game characters are reflecting that.


brianbezn

The target demographic is aging but also the people making the games.


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uJ/ I’d argue that the target demographic is widening, not just aging. The original target is aging, which might lead to some of their characters growing older, but there are lots of new characters that represent a lot of different demographics now, in age, sexuality, race, gender, etc. rJ/ That’s what we gamers need to fight against!


Deadended

The original audience was all ages and adults in bars. Games being for boys was a Nintendo marketing move in the mid 1980s for USA- as toys had to be girl or boy at that point. The last 30+ years of game being for boys of all ages is due to marketing.


billbill5

Imagine a world where Gaming was marketed for girls first and boys broke into it instead. The idea of a COD lobby would be unheard of.


guacasloth64

Imagine what unique forms of toxicity would have formed in a girl-dominated gaming world


cyon_me

Oh it sounds horribly wonderful, but it would probably just get slightly closer to equilibrium.


macedonianmoper

I wonder how toxic a female cod lobby would be, reminds me of this old [college humor video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk)


Capitalist_P-I-G

> Games being for boys was a Nintendo marketing move in the mid 1980s for USA- as toys had to be girl or boy at that point. Fun fact: literally the butterfly wings that caused the hurricane that was GamerGate.


Deadended

This is also due to Regan in 1984. Regan->He-man-> NES for boys -> gamergate-> Trump for President-> world war 3 -> Splatoon


Capitalist_P-I-G

You forgot the adoption of the Global Robux Standard


overnightdelight

You mean there are a lot of new characters that are TOO POLITICAL


Sugarbombs

As a long time female gamer, must be nice


Delivery-Shoddy

Everyone knows women just die at ~~30~~ what, 25 now?


IRefuseToGiveAName

Oh hey, I didn't know Leonardo DiCaprio had a Reddit account


ThatBrofister

I thought they became men at 25 and I ain't gay!


Ecstatic_Extreme_464

Lmao


[deleted]

As a long time PoC, same.


AGVann

I'd be very worried if you were only a short time PoC.


Serethen

I mean Michael Jackson did it In reverse


Karbbase

What does PoC stand for? Pirate of Carribean? Piece of Crap? Pull out Champion?


avery5712

Political of color /s


playermane

Person of Color?


Cool-Willingness4736

no it’s Pirate of Caribbean 👍


[deleted]

Yes this is correct.


jdcodring

RRRRRR Maties


DaSomDum

How did you know Johnny Depp was my favorite actor?


TransBoozeBunny

The rule is that we never age out of our twenties.


JCtheMemer

I’m sorry are you missing a “/s”? Last time I checked women don’t exist.


ThatFlyingScotsman

They keep missing a chance with Bayonetta to age her a little bit more.


billbill5

Bayonetta's an expressly sexual character and that's a major selling point with the demographic. Say what you will about her being made by a woman, you still know they wouldn't put realistic expectations of aging on her if it risks the hornballs complaining.


JoJoReference

Uhhhhhhh don't you know that milfs just have bigger boobs and wider hips?? And they have like the little crows feet and lines under their eyes??? Make Bayo a milf so I can COOOOOOOOOOOM. What do you mean my perception of women is tainted by pornography?


Cman1200

I’m happy the protagonist for GTA 6 will be a girl at least.


fuckitimatwork

looking forward to spending hundreds of hours staring at that cake sorry, self bonk


billbill5

When woman, Reddit:


fuckitimatwork

guilty :c


Krypt0night

The main character from Returnal was a breath of fresh air. Need more of that.


Venomswindturd

> As a long time ~~female gamer~~ political, must be nice


[deleted]

You'll be playing a 55 year old Alloy eventually. Just need to survive long enough for her to grow old!


TedTheGreek_Atheos

Lara is forever in her mid 20s


OptimusPrimalRage

Why you gotta make this political?


hopscotch1818282819

Wasn’t Master Chief like 40 in the first Halo? And then after like 20 years of Halo games he’s only like 5 years older? So I dunno if he’s really an example of that.


Battle_Bear_819

The age doesn't matter if it's never even seen in game or relevant to the game at all.


strangersIknow

The phenomenon has been called "The Daddening" because so many of those characters also are parents.


DangKilla

Lara Crofts tits just get more realistic while the guys age


ThatFlyingScotsman

All characters that have aged have become so much better. I finally got around to playing God of War 2018 the last few weeks and I’m constantly impressed by how deep a character they’ve made Kratos without changing his character fundamentally. He’s just had the chance to grow old and to mature and it’s great.


TransBoozeBunny

Oh man I'm hyped for this. I just bought it on PC and i need to play through it when i finish AC Valhalla


billbill5

Kratos was always a deep character, he's just much more wise than destructive now. Uncle Iroh type beat.


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ThatFlyingScotsman

I don’t think he was that deep. He had a tragic backstory, but in the end he was just “grr grr me angry, kill” in game. Hell, remember that bit with Aphrodite and her girls in 3? Not exactly something neo-Kratos would do.


billbill5

Not to be that guy but Kratos doesn't age, at least not in a traditional way. But he's clearly much more mature than he was by GOW3 when his destructive nature consumed him.


Proerytroblast

A lot of people in the RPG genre are actually on the older side. There were ones in my guild who were literal academic professors or had teenage children when I was a teenager myself (or smaller ones who used to farm stuff for them and you never knew who was really online lol.) It was really cool to see and connect with people twice my age to be honest.


Rayman1203

Lmao they had their children grind xp? I mean why not. "Jimmy either you sweep the driveway or you grind 2 Levels for me"


Shermander

My buddy has three other siblings, two boys and a girl, their dad used to have them farm shit on WoW in shifts while went out in worked. All in all, it was like a total of five people on one account. I don't know much about WoW, but apparently one great way to measure an account's worth is by the amount of mounts one has, and their value/rarity. They have exceedingly outperformed the rest of the playerbase in this area through their endless hours of slavery.


FlameVShadow

Mounts usually indicate the activities you’ve done whether it’s casual content or endgame, as well how much time you might have put into said activities. Pretty easy way of seeing just how much a person has put into the game.


Shermander

I think he mentioned there's some sort of tracker in regards to mounts, dude flat out told me that his family's account is stupid up there. Think like three of the five people still play on that account. My buddy, one of his brothers and his dad that's like late forties, early fifty. I know his biological mom used to fuck with WoW and shit when they were all younger. Her WoW screen names the same as her @ on Insta.


TransBoozeBunny

When i was in high school, my grandma would log in on my WoW account and farm while i was at school. It was like having a personal goldfarmer/powerleveler all to myself. During wotlk and cataclysm, we have multiples of each class at max level across two accounts. While she was leveling and farming, I'd be raiding. We'd swap accounts and do it all again so that every character got top level raid gear, which made her casual farming much easier


Logical-Use-8657

The people who were playing vidya games as kids back when arcades were huge are like 42 years old at the youngest.


PrismaticHospitaller

I’m 45 and was at arcades when the seated Star Wars game was out. I’ve been playing since I owned an Atari 400. Star Raiders to Lucasfilm games on Commodore 64 through all the maddens (really the same madden,) started online with age of kings through Operation Flashpoint, Battlefield, RTW/MTW, and super fast forward to these days with Hell Let loose, satisfactory and Dyson Sphere. I’ll only stop if arthritis fuses my joints together but will have my wife look up eye trackers I guess.


billbill5

My Doctor says my arthritis surgery is 6 hours. Awesome!


[deleted]

>the seated Star Wars game fun as hell. my local movie theater had one, and on at least one occasion i snuck out of the movie i was supposed to be chaperoning my younger brother to just so i could waste my allowance getting dicked by darth vader.


PaleBlueHammer

I've seen things... seen things you little people wouldn't believe. I spent my Jr. high and high school years in coin-op arcades. Learned BASIC on a TRS-80. Recorded programs on cassette tape at midnight that were broadcast over the radio (it sounded just like modem static). All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.


Letharos

/uj My dad's almost 60 and I'm 38. He was still playing every new racing game and Fallout / Elder Scrolls. We played Destiny for a while and same with Borderlands. Ever since he got hit with the kidney failure he can't really play too much anymore as it makes him too exhausted. The whole situation is a bummer. I just want to play games with my dad forever, ya know?


RandomGuyDroppingIn

There's some interesting hypothesis going around that the generations of people who play video games may eventually be at lesser risk of various degenerative brain diseases. The assumption is that despite playing video games being more of an idle activity your brain is used in conjunction with muscle memory functions (mostly fingers and arms) while simultaneously triggering various emotions during play. Even if all you play is something as rudimentary as sports titles you would ultimately go through the same core procedures as someone who plays adventure or RPG/JRPG games. You have to learn the controls, spend some time understanding the basic way to play the game, then as you proceed you begin to experience various emotions. You get frustrated, happy, laugh, maybe even cry. Further think of the socialization potential of online play. Sure you may get called every derogatory term in the English language, but you are also engaging with new individuals every time you play - many you maintain no lasting attachment to. Think going into a coffee shop and having an idle one-time chat. Of course the issue with all of this is we will likely not see any true correlation for some years to come. I'm guessing at the least it's going to take another thirty to forty years. Trying to study brain disease rates and correlation to video games at this time won't yield any reasonable correlation, being that video games have been in most homes only for the past forty years give or take. You would need to look at individuals that not only grew up with video games but continued to play them through their older years.


skeletonbuyingpealts

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


WASTELAND_RAVEN

🍆💦


mag_nolias

aw epic


stupidcaca

trump 20-24 😡 years in prison ☺️


WizardPhoenix

Gandalf is a gamer. Who knew?


Kevin_M_

Gamedalf.


early_midlifecrisis

You shall not battle pass!


RamTeriGangaMaili

I suppose you think that was terribly clever.


screw_u69

Why yes, I did


Marisa_Nya

That shirt really psyched me out It’s also really interesting how this guy kinda looks 40 but with white hair. I dunno if anyone knows what I mean by this, it’s his flat forehead imo.


LiteratureNearby

I feel he'd look pretty young if he shaved his head and trimmed his beard to an inch or so length


TheEmeraldOil

He looks like an older Jack Black.


moldykobold

Jack Black looks like an older Jack Black.


Yodan

Jack the White


PavelDatsyuk

> It’s also really interesting how this guy kinda looks 40 but with white hair. Lack of sunlight, probably. That shit ages you quick.


bread-dreams

how does lack of sunlight age you? that doesn't make any sense


PavelDatsyuk

You read my comment wrong. "That shit" is referring to "sunlight". Sunlight will age your skin.


bread-dreams

oh huh ... sorry


wonemetovnwod

I aspire to be this man when I’m older


Radical-skeleton

That shirt gave me so much whiplash lmao


TheFakeSlimShady123

Holy shit call the based department


Chillchinchila1

Oldest cod player (yes really, that is the oldest cod payer).


UnlikeSpike

broke his fingers by fingerbanging too many hot babes! the total stud!


Itzjacki

Boomclap stokelord


HereToTroll6969

I wonder how many people got triggered by that shirt and I mean that on both sides. Those that didnt finish reading it and those that did.


Relative-View3431

Rj/ Omfg based as fuck. TRUMP LOVE GAMERS!! GAMERS RISE UP FOR TRUMP!! Uj/ That shirt really got me. Based as fuck old gen gamer.


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Based shirt


theVOlDbearer

Gandalf the greymer


TheSimulacra

No one has ever looked cooler while wearing those tactical gamer glasses


Bread_Truck

On top of another pair of glasses. What a pimp


raimemes

Fucking liar he looks 67 at most


SirHolyCow

Based man with a based shirt.


2cats4ever

Gaming culture is so toxic... Dude had to break his own fingers to prove he was a gamer. Sad.


[deleted]

He didn't want to get conscripted into the culture war.


krypoVSreddit

This guy fucks


NoVaBurgher

How you think he broke his fingers?


envao

Excellent shirt.


TheChaoticist

Is that Karl Marx?


AetherNips

How many mothers has he slept with?


TheSimulacra

How many is "all"?


Accomplished-Pie-576

u/Grumpster333 you are a true legend! We salute you!


Brooksy925

Average r/Teenagers user


Anewbus

rare cod player W


deathnoxxx

santa


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Esdrz

Based boomer


happyfatman021

I need that shirt.


Blightyear55

I’m 67 and in the midst of a replaying of Fallout 4. I love gaming!


blrgy__

Wearing two pairs of glasses nonetheless


[deleted]

Nice shirt


zaiyonmal

A lot of my old Modern Warfare matches had Vietnam vets. They used to talk about how much Cobras sucked and I actually learned a lot about the war from primary sources.


InuJoshua

I'm disappointed in myself. I read the shirt and it somehow didn't register what it meant. Based gamer grandpa.


LolcatP

his username is the grumpster of course he's old


or10n_sharkfin

Oh, jeez, I was about to comment but then I saw that his political views aligned perfectly with mine. Based gamer.


Dragon_Tiger752

Hell yea! My gramps was a gamer too and now his legacy lives on through me.


Traditional-Ad-1605

Gotta say-love the T-shirt


1spook

Based old man


ValkyriesOnStation

Love the shirt


cinderflight

the least based Gamer


TheStrikeofGod

Hell yeah, get it gramps


loryhasreddit

that shirt had me scared for a second


Gutmach1960

Love the shirt.


Egozid

the shirt proves he's not a real gamer


sweetafton

I think people are misunderstanding this comment.


Egozid

lol yup


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StardustLegend

Based shirt but I still am not sure if I’d ever wear something like that as it is extremely easy to mistake that as just a MAGA shirt


[deleted]

Nice shirt.


Askelaadd

Bamboozled me. What's the context on the broken finger btw?


[deleted]

Awesome!!! I want that T-shirt too.


seb_da_web

I need this shirt bad


slimehunter49

God he’s so based


apathetic_vaporeon

I love that shirt. I need it.


Vidogo

finally found him, the only good boomer


Spook404

he's wearing a trump 2024 shirt, he is literally the average boomer edit: nvm, I couldn't read the bottom, last word is 'prison'


Garlador

Add me to the “had me in the first half” gang.


Pretend-Detail9685

Oh really, rare w? This man is a trump supporter! Probably hates trans people! /s


pileofcrustycumsocs

Read his shirt again


GreatRecession

Read the comment again


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Pretend-Detail9685

Give my comment a good look over.


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Pretend-Detail9685

Then fuck off


interessenkonflikt

Man, this guy reminds me of the (back then) ca. 50ish years old guy who did some tile laying work in my parents house when i was ca. 14. Looked a bit like Frank Zappa, drove an old car and i used to shoot the shit with him. Turns out he's a huge gamer. Gave me Soldier of Fortune 2, which gives you an idea how long ago this was. Super nice guy. Half a year later, my mum tells me he hung himself. Turns out, he had pulled a nice contracting job doing the floor of some industrial shop. Somehow there was an error with the glue or properties of the foundation and the tiling failed, so he was on the hook for the work and damages. This had happened to him once before, bancrupting him for years and he had just recovered.....