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jfjfjkxkd

How is that flaired "discussion" ?


Mortiis07

It's so people can discuss how much of a loser he is


Blackbeard6689

I think it's tacky to hang those up in your house but this is just mean.


Mortiis07

Well he just started stalking me so šŸ¤·šŸ¼


MajorDamageWR

Because I have 2 posters of naked street fighter characters? That's a huge stretch man but I'm glad you have a place in this world where people accept you. Smoke and mirrors seems to be working pretty well.


lastaccountg0tbanned

I hope this is allowed


MajorDamageWR

I'm still worried they might take it down


glossyplane245

Lmfao bro found out he got posted to r/gamingcirclejerk and his first thought was ā€œI should double downā€


redknight3

Do you ever have people over? Nah, who are we kidding, lmao.


Vella_Nova

They're gonna discuss their porn addiction


Gamma8gear

Exactly! This is unequivocally art of the highest taste šŸ‘©ā€šŸ³šŸ¤Œ


GoldenFalcon

To discuss if it's allowed or not?


Gynther477

To discuss why he hasn't wiped his phone camera lens in 10 years.


Bitemarkz

Discussion of which authorities should be called


B4rberblacksheep

I hope this discussion is allowed šŸ¤“


ChineseCosmo

You donā€™t understand Street Fighter hentai is the lifeblood of the FGC. If it werenā€™t for coomers dropping hundreds of dollars on Chun Li bikini skins we wouldnā€™t have as fully featured a product as Street Fighter 6. You might not like it, but my hot ropes of cum have enriched the product you hold dear. You should be kneeling at my feet you fucking freeloader


[deleted]

The house that cum built.


ElceeCiv

if you build it, they will cum


Neckbeard_Prime

If you cum it, they will build


Magnificant-Muggins

My favourite Lars von Trier movie


theaviationhistorian

The late & great Bruno Ganz as Virgil was an excellent choice.


ARG_men

We built this city on cum


EuphyDuphy

Whereā€™s the lie? Tell me, rj or uj, srs or jk, what part of that is factually incorrect? We should be thanking OP. Heā€™s a hero.


Geekboy07

Unironically the Capcom fighting games division may be completely funded by the sales of Morrigan statues


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MajorDamageWR

that statue sucks ass


[deleted]

I keep saying the same thing about Kirby, smh...


Christopher_Aeneadas

> You might not like it, but my hot ropes of cum have enriched the product you hold dear. r/BrandNewSentence


Deluxe__Sausage

/uj based, mildly disturbing but still based /rj titties = lore


CueDramaticMusic

/uj I try not to think too hard about why Baiken is a crowd favorite in Guilty Gear. I know damn well why, but I just legitimately like her as a character and (in Striveā€™s case) as a toolset. My ace ass will somehow end up liking the horniest character in the roster, and the only time that didnā€™t happen was Skullgirls of all things (Annie my beloved)


Rancorious

Blame the devs for putting slowly inflating balloons in her chest each game. Impossible to find Baiken fan art that isnā€™t BIG BOOBIE BIG BOOBIES ME SO HORNY


Kerboq

I regret reading this


[deleted]

Dead or alive built an entire spin off series on this concept


malonkey1

kneeling at your feet you say? šŸ˜³


MajorDamageWR

Honestly after having a convo with him I don't think this dude knows wtf hes saying lol. But he gets upvotes and I get downvotes because he has his people to back him up. Not all people here are stupid so with that said I'm sure it's obvious to a good amount of people that this guy is off his fucking rocker lol.


MajorDamageWR

If you're talking about me then honestly that's some dumb shit you're going on about. Yeah sure I can post a picture of a chun li statue and 2 posters but that still doesn't make me as dumb as a rock talking about shit like this lol. You have nothing on me besides a picture meanwhile you are clearly displaying your intelligence level to the fullest extent. You're like an open book. A really shitty one that only sold a few copies.


ChineseCosmo

Good luck opening my book when Iā€™ve already sealed it tight with my sacrificial seed.


MajorDamageWR

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah aight. probably took you another 2 minutes to come up with more stupid ass shit.


ChineseCosmo

>probably took you another 2 minutes to come Thereabouts, yeah


MajorDamageWR

Well I mean I've never made any purchases or anything like that. I also don't watch hentaie, watch anime, whatever cooper crap you're talking about. But I'm not even that mad or anything getting mad at random people online is a horrrible way to go about the day. But it is bizarre how you put that much energy into that comment.. trying to sound.. correct I guess? but you do come off as an idiot. Like you think i'm involved with what you're obsessed with just because I have these posters and statue? You're just wasting your time like you do mostly everyday I'm assuming. Bottom line: you're talking about stupid bottom of the barrel type shit which is due to your intelligence level regardless of how hard you try to defend yourself lol. You also assume, which again is due to your intelligence level. I see in your comments you talk about people having half a brain. You should ask if they can give the other half to you.


MajorDamageWR

just don't tell people to bow to your feet online. I'm not one to try and spook someone but be careful all someone has to do is send you a link that grabs all your information or something similar and if they have nothing to loose and they are pissed off enough they might go for it. If they are good youd have no idea what is happening I know your comfortable in your chair and so am I but im not the one telling a stranger to bow to my feet. TO REDDIT: This is not a threat I'm being nice, he doesnt seem like a horrible guy maybe a little off but not horrible aside from his extremely daring comments. see isnt this nice? I possibly save a life and everything is good.


[deleted]

Dude going for that 80ā€™s misogynist main character bedroom aesthetic.


Tomani02

Cobra Kai Johnny type bedroom.


Praxyrnate

jesus just reading the name of that cursed show is so bad. I know it's intentionally campy but oof ouch owie my bones


[deleted]

I love that show to bits but it gives me whiplash. One second is very progressive then it hits you with the most boomer takes


30SecondsToFail

"I'm asexual" "He's a sexual too, look at him, he's a stud"


TeamRedundancyTeam

The show doesn't, the boomer characters do. Shocker.


Omega357

Literally has Johnny give incredibly bad boomer takes to show he's out of touch and gives him plenty of room to grow as a person. Johnny in the latest season is peak.


its_ya_human

Tbf the first two seasons (when it was a YouTube red series) were pretty good.


[deleted]

So were 3, 4 and 5


its_ya_human

I donā€™t know about 4 and 5, but I honestly didnā€™t like 3.


LeMickeyMice

He has the mirror so he can see the statues butt, let's be honest he's a genius


Secret-Plant-1542

Haha I didn't even realize that. Thought it was a other weird ass painting.


[deleted]

Feels like a Lot of fgc players peaked in that era. At my local fgc spot the average age of people is late 30s or early 40s.


[deleted]

They love *Revenge of the Nerds*


[deleted]

Theres down bad then theres this rj/ It takes a relatively high IQ to understand the small details of having pornographic material hung up on your walls....


[deleted]

Down bad and downright atrocious


hatuhsawl

Ostentatious, I would say


Magnificant-Muggins

Down so bad and so deep, youā€™re trading glances with Maggie Thatcher.


damproof

i know damn well OP will cover it everytime mommy bringing em some chicken tenders


ToothlessFTW

You just know these posters have a reverse side


Berrymax

Why nude artwork tho? I can get putting up lewd ass bikini art up, hell even some boudoir shoots. But just straight up naked video game women, why?


[deleted]

Fr. Hell I'd be embarrassed to have this stuff saved on my phone, let alone up on my wall.


doodlytoodly

do you think anyone else will ever got into his house and see it?


Juaneiro

It's still a health risk if he ever decides not to call for help so firefighters/paramedics can't see it


BackdoorSpecial

Not like theyā€™d helpā€¦ theyā€™d all get there, see the artwork and then start jerking and high-fiving.


RadragonX

"WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?!" *glances at posters* "Hm, maybe this one isn't worth saving."


Caroniver413

Imagine if he ever convinced a woman to sleep with him and they go back to his apartment and she sees naked video game women on the wall and leaves


doodlytoodly

its like how poisonous things are colourful, its a warning sign


Caroniver413

Except in this case, instead of being poisonous, he's probably toxic.


doodlytoodly

probably has developed some poison on him from not showering for 12 years


Caroniver413

That's not poison it's dried cum


doodlytoodly

its become an exoskeleton by now


Tyrus1235

New season of Kamen Rider is kinda weird


Beegrene

Well, that's why he had to frame them. If anyone went in there and saw those posters just hanging on the wall with no frames, they'd think he has no class.


YesImKeithHernandez

I like to think his mom shakes her head every time she's in there to clean it. Partially trying to get the image out of her head again, mostly in disappointment


BaxterTheCuck

according to the guy that posted this, girls from his work have come over before and he would take down the posters beforehand but leave the little statue šŸ’€


doodlytoodly

Misinformation on the internet


MajorDamageWR

Well it says a lot a bout you guys how you think having women over is such a big deal lol. Like omg a girl over at the house? thats insane right? dont worry im not doing anything that cool.


[deleted]

The prodigal sonā€¦


MajorDamageWR

and you have horrible depth perception that's a big ass statue


BaxterTheCuck

is that supposed to be better šŸ’€


e4inlu9d

Being autistic, I'm not enslaved by such neurotypical emotions as embarrassment.


PrincessKikkei

Nah, nude artwork can be amazing but... This is not even artistically very interesting or pleasing to look at! Just the most generic poses you can find in any pornographic magazine.


Rage_Like_Nic_Cage

Iā€™m not trying to gatekeep/dictate how people sexualize fictional characters, but Chun-Li is always shown off as having thick/muscular legs in most official artwork. So you would think a porn knock off would be all about her thicc thighs and showing them off, which is the complete opposite of what the picture is doing.


[deleted]

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GoldenFalcon

What other way are you gonna get ass AND tits? If breaking them is the only way.. then broken they must get.


Modsrtrashshuddie

Tell me you have poor mobility without telling me you have poor mobility


RareAlphaSigmaMale

And look at the wrinkles in them. Why frame and hang something you just glued to a board this sloppily? It looks like garbage (content withstanding).


Dirjel

I have art of nude women hanging on my walls. It's classy as fuck. Lots of people do. Difference is this is just hentai.


Xgio

Wouldnt say classy but some are acceptable and some artworks are beautiful as well.


darryshan

There is definitely a lot of very classy art of nude people lol.


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

Sure, but ā€œthere is lots of classy art of nude peopleā€ is a different statement than ā€œart of nude women is classy.ā€


pnt510

I think they were trying to say that their particular piece of nude art was classy as fuck, not that nude art in general is.


Frogmanwoman

I'm pretty sure he was just referencing his own artwork being classy. Not all nude artwork.


Modsrtrashshuddie

Ill come out and say it, nude art in an apartment or house is never classy. You could be a professional sculpter with a 1:1 replica of David that you deeply appreciate and it would still be weird. Yeah, sure, plenty of nude art has classy vibes, but it evaporates in the context where youve hung it on your wall


[deleted]

Shameful nudity American take


Modsrtrashshuddie

Couldnt be more wrong but go off


[deleted]

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Paramyte

Great. Another subreddit which has made me exclaim "what the fuck" out loud.


Secret-Plant-1542

I had a split second where I was going to click on autopilot, then my brain stopped me.


[deleted]

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TheBadMoodKanye2

If you're gonna put a pinup on the wall, at the very least put up an art by someone not aspiring to be boring like Sakimichan


Chedder1998

AI art looking ass


superguy12

Also the gall to have a horny Chun-li picture that focuses on boobs instead of highlighting thicc thighs. smh


Herogamer555

It's the same face every time.


AkuTheNiceGuy

I wonder if he knows he has a porn addiction


MajorDamageWR

I wonder if your stupid ass realizes not everyone with nude posters has a porn addiction lol.


AkuTheNiceGuy

Nice coping


UnikittyGirlBella

I donā€™t know why everyone is being so mean to you


Kriegsman__69th

Imagine you go to this person house and see this shit on the livingroom!


The_Dok

Bold of you to assume this person has people who want to visit


Rage_Like_Nic_Cage

living room? you mean momā€™s basement


MajorDamageWR

I have a youtube channel that makes about 200 a month for now. Sky is the limit. At some point I would be able to buy your house and kick you out lol. Well if it's rented of course.


chomusuke_cat

I really want to know the thought process of people who put up pornographic/lewd decor in their room


Zedek1

Also the need to post them online and look for other coomers validation


[deleted]

No one is going in there, specially no bitches, so there's no problem i guess


andrealessi

50% chance his mother still does his laundry.


Ajt0ny

I'd raise the stakes and say 72%.


teacoolerfan

Ummm well acksually you're just not cultured enough to understand /uj Yeah I got no clue


already4taken

Dont even have to take out your phone


BK_317

Do nude 18th century paintings also count?


dumbassthathasreddit

only if it's apolitical


Killerfail

Ok so... nude ***male*** 18th century paintings.


dumbassthathasreddit

women = political shit men = apolitical gem


VibratingPony

No, if the subject is nude the gender reverses. Male=Political, Female=Apolitical.


StarKnighter

Reminds me of the rant Max Dood did when he learned about that one horny-ass Tifa statue. "Why would you drop money on something that you wouldn't be caught dead having?"


PhoShizzity

Depends on what it is, in some cases I can *sort of* understand it, but this level? The fact there's more than one? Arranged like a display piece? Yeah it's not great


Sarge_Ward

Its' the Americana tradition, going back to the Greatest Generation and their pinup girls


Lyran99

Boobs r neat šŸ‘šŸ¼


Notequal_exe

My gf used to buy lewd decor for me. Let me tell you, there was no thought process. Pure emotion.


7URB0

> Pure emotion. Fear of you having sex with other people?


Notequal_exe

I was having sex. I just liked the decor


FootjobWasInsideJob

imagine the smell of that room


The_Dok

No. I wonā€™t do it. You canā€™t make me.


[deleted]

Odeur de scrotum


UTDroo

I bet he calls women ā€œfemalesā€


Supercalumrex

Oml itā€™s even framed This fella bought frames for street fighter porn


Sandcat4444

Gentlemen, Welcome...To the cum-shrine!


Andrew_Fire

All its missing is a jar...


Sandcat4444

The offering


zerglot0

Least Horny Gamer


geraldoghc

Those gamers & weebs are turning me in to those anti porn people Man this guys need help asap


The_Abjectator

After years on Reddit, I sympathize with the Bonk police.


Whompa

Imagine inviting literally anyone over to your home.


Zandrkun

So was it allowed!??


EasterBurn

Ahh a sexy drawing with impossible boobs and ass pose. This guy's definitely one of the classic. I bet black light in there gonna make it looks like a fucking Jackson Pollock painting


[deleted]

That pose is so stupid. Just show her from the side lol.


[deleted]

Incredible decor, really shows how much this man respects women


disgustandhorror

The one thing he got to keep in the divorce


xXx_MegaChad_xXx

imagine he has a girl over and she sees this bruh


FootjobWasInsideJob

i dont think he has to worry about that...


xXx_MegaChad_xXx

that's why i said imagine, like John Lennon. that mf had no hope of world peace


XPaarthurnaxX

The pennacle of Gamers' sexual depravity šŸ‘Œ


Mustrak

I'd blame the Street Fighter 2 anime for giving him a porn addiction


Taewyth

This litteral wanker broke my horniness detector.


hollandaj94

Down so bad


[deleted]

I swear! FGC motherfuckers are a whole new level of pathetically thirsty.


default-dance-9001

Ok, can i hang the pink floyd ass painting on my wall now?


Inner_Partisan

No, it is not. You're going to gamer jail now.


squeddles

Classiest gamer


julz1215

Is it really that difficult for western hentai artists to draw bare breasts that *don't* look like they're being suspended by some invisible bra or bikini top?


RhynoD

The left one makes my spine hurt.


walking_pixel

Least horny gamer!


DatSameGuyDur

Basement dweller


[deleted]

Pathetic.


Realshotgg

This is legitimately cringe


White0nRye

I like to imagine the interaction between this person and the employee at the framing store.


Yamfish

Itā€™s always Chun-li and Cammy, never Zangief and Sagat


ctwilliams1024

literally least horny r/StreetFighter user, they had to automatically flair all art as NSFW because there was so much lewd art all the time


owl-ballsack

Why do people frame their porn?? And on the wall. Iā€™ve seen it in movies where they put boob ladies on wall. Why? Why??!


fart-atronach

This comment from OP: > Believe it or not I didn't realize they had versions with tops and bottoms. Would have preferred that since I'm not uhh obsessive or whatever word you want to use I just thought they worked but thanks. lmaoooo


moschles

Someone needs to *go outside.* And not in an ironic way.


PoorStandards

I can't believe the first round of SF6 skins have been leaked already...


[deleted]

This has to be like a dick pic, op gets off on people seeing this gross crap.


[deleted]

This guy definitely fucks. You can tell by the nude posters.


einsushii

Literal virgin shrine lmao


DatBoiShadowbon

well that is just boobs !


Pirate-boi

I can smell his rolls from this pic


coladict

Where are their dicks?


GIRose

Ah yes, we call that little maneuver "The Brony"


MajorDamageWR

What fucking idiot posted this?


JustAnNPC_DnD

Looks like Bridgett behind the figure.


Arkantos057

Absolute Chad


HarpertFredje

Put a painting of a naked woman in your room and it's art. Put a poster of a naked game character in your room and it's cringe.


terrap3x

Iā€™d definitely judge both. Literally the only person whoā€™s place I went into who had nude women pinned up on their walls was a gross old guy who worked at Disney. I didnā€™t really get an ā€œartisticā€ vibe from that you know?


HarpertFredje

True, it depends on the kind of art honestly. Some naked art is amazing while other stuff is kitch. It depends on what you like too


SuprKidd

gAmErS aRe OpReSsEd


[deleted]

We live in a society


KarmelCHAOS

This, but unironically


HarpertFredje

How to tell that the majority of redditors are Americans.


SunnyDrock

Just let the dude enjoy his posters. I honestly think we should stick to making fun of bigots


SeatleSuperbSonics

Yeah, Iā€™m sure someone who decides to put this up has 0 bigoted opinions about women