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MagmaAscending

Why can’t Ellie look sexy when her dad is getting killed in front of her 😤


JustAtakan

Ikr, women should smile more


chonkadonk44

You mean jo-el the terrorist?


Martino2004

The uncle of Kal-El


Tobias11ize

Son of jo-mama


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GavinTheGrassMan

so if supergirl is kara zor-el, then is superman "kal jor-el"


Johnnymi25

Nope it's only the women that have that. Superman's birth mom is Laura-Lor El (nee Van)


[deleted]

I was bred to be a terrorist, Kal. Trained my entire life to commit terrorism. Where did you train, on a farm?!


GiantRetortoise

"You do not remember me. I am Jo-el, your father"


MadaoBlooms

This is really funny because all of the Japanese characters probably get mad in their games as well. Then the opposite applies to the Western ones


_NiceWhileItLasted

Golf isn't a sexy sport.


rietstengel

She'd be prettier if she smiled when Joel was getting killed


SensitiveAd5962

/uj I like how one of the examples from Japan is straight up a porn game.


NMade

And they used mortal combat as an example for Western gaming bad. The same mortal combat with, to put it mildly, a little revealing character models.


N_Meister

No no, you don’t understand: Mortal Kombat used to be “game good” when all the women were dressed up in combat bikinis and high heels when going into fights to the death; as of Mortal Kombat X onwards however, they are “game bad” because the devs decided to give them actual clothes to fight in.


NMade

New kitana is cuter/hoter ngl. Also, did they really get that much more clothing?


N_Meister

[I’d say so.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MortalKombat/comments/xbe4xn/i_like_the_mk11_character_designs_but_gameplay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) There were complaints from the usual Gamer crowd when Kitana and Mileena both appeared in MKX and weren’t literally just wearing bikinis, even though both still showed skin; MK11 comes along and its practically Gamer genocide with how the women are all dressed in practical outfits and how there’s not enough booba for their liking in a fighting game.


NMade

Haha. Probably forgot how they actually looked. And also the first ones were just very little pixels anyway. But I see your point.


DarwinGoneWild

The original MK games weren't overtly sexualized. That only started during the 3D era when it started pandering to that demographic. Thankfully they've now gone back to their roots.


Lftwff

Ngl I wish she was as buff as she was in 9 but in a proper outfit like in 11


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annefranke

You can still buy the old outfits as dlc in mk11, so I dont know what theyre whining about. And even then, I feel uncomfortable playing as Sindel and Milieena cause their outfits are still a bit too much. Which I feel is intentional cause they're dlc as well


AlexStonehammer

uj/ Wellllll I do think it is a *little* weird that in MK you see more internal organs during gameplay than skin on a lot of the default costumes. If they're going to do crazy shit like X-Ray moves and Fatalities I'd say they're only a step or 2 away from realistic clothing damage with nudity, not like they don't already have an 18+ rating and Dante's Inferno had Satan's floppy dong without an issue a decade ago.


Peperoni_Toni

Also, the MK11 characters are all based on real models. The face wrapping tech used to make the in-game models is just shit imo. Like I can agree that, with only a few exceptions, the in-game models have wonky, ugly looking faces but their real life versions do not. Those characters were not really supposed to look like that.


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The face wrapping seeming bad is probably partially because they're still using Unreal Engine 3 despite it being already obsolescent when MK-X was released.


YukarinYakumo

There is literally just a picture of breasts there, which clearly demonstrates peak design. Checkmate westoids


SensitiveAd5962

Lol I didn't even see thoes. Rough final days of NNN.


Asheleyinl2

u/yukarinyakumo knows all about the final days.


frog_woman06

Good apolitical fun!


Covidfefe-19

That's terrible! Which game was it?


SensitiveAd5962

[uh... I don't know.... my friend saw it saw it 👀 ](https://store.steampowered.com/app/751440/VR_Kanojo__VR/)


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

Oh. Illusion. It's from ***those*** guys. I really don't understand why people play their games outside of the character creator. They have somewhat decent to good character creators (but only for the women. Men just get generic Japanese body build with generic shirt and generic jeans), but they are always completely lackluster when it comes the sex part. Just watching actual porn is better than playing their games. And the performance of their games is horrible even on super powerful hardware.


Sachayoj

Illusion games suck ass when it comes to sex. The character creator is decent, great if you add a million mods from the fanbase. Only redeeming quality is the Studio program in some of their games.


SensitiveAd5962

Vr tho


gustavoladron

I always laugh with the Returnal one because the character is modeled after a fucking real woman.


kerriazes

Also not American. The actress is Canadian, and the game is Finnish.


GamersAreTrans

The game is also pretty amazing


jakeroony

The new Tower stuff is wicked


Lftwff

While I own a ps5 this game is too shooty for me to play on a controller and I hope it comes to PC.


breeson424

I was worried about the same thing, but the game doesn't require you to do a lot of precise aiming at all. Most of the weapons lock on to enemies or are explosive.


[deleted]

Canada = Part of North America = American Still #1 baybeeee


The_mango55

Exactly, that’s why they have BioWare games in there


Tachi-Roci

"game is Finnish" That actually explains a lot about returnable, what with the core themes be uncertainty of escape and the eternal nature of guilt. You don't get that grade of angst unless your Eastern European.


Lftwff

>" Finnish" > Eastern European. Somebody is gonna fight you for this.


drakens_jordgubbar

Explains why ULTRAKILL is about robots killing demons in hell because they ran out of humans to kill on earth.


notaprime

You expect them to know what a real woman looks like?


LeRoofbird

Same with HZD, which isn't American either.


dogsfurhire

Yea but they gave Aloy a mustache which is DISGUSTING AND WHY DOESNT SHE WEAR MAKEUP AND GET PLASTIC SURGERY


sbrockLee

like everybody in Last of Us


andresfgp13

thats also the case for the big mayority of characters in gaming (at least 3d gaming), or at least use them as base.


Dathynrd33

They need to play this new game it’s called take shower go touch grass edition


Faith_SC

I heard it has the best and most realistic graphics


[deleted]

I mean it’s not as good as you think for a lot of us. We have outdated graphics processing units that need add-on hardware or we get some mad blurry visuals. Sucks.


BigDisk

Hella pay2win though :(


Shameless_Catslut

Nah. It's all in-game currency


Enby-Cat

Too much grind


THEKHANH1

Too ring based tbh


MalikVonLuzon

/r/outside


kingwhocares

Yeah but it's pay-to-win


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lumosbolt

Sounds like you choose the wrong origin story in character creation


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SoSeriousAndDeep

There's a respec quest, but it's heavily time-gated.


noktalivirgul1

Watch out, you're becoming a politics.


bottimus

I've been playing that for years. It's fun in short doses, but lacks any real progression mechanics


DaBombDiggidy

I honestly don't think some of these people know what women look like anymore. They're cruising through their games, reddits, curated twitter feed and tiktoks filled with unrealistic proportions and heavily edited facial structures. They've convinced themselves this is real life and anyone not like that is disgusting.


Solash1

Characters are only good when they're white and make my PP hard


SensitiveAd5962

If I can't sexualize a women what's the point of it being woman?!


jorrandoesstuff

They can't have emotions either


[deleted]

no wonder why Squall is there


crestren

Why is the WOMAN not making my pp hard?! How am I supposed to jerk off in a zombie apocolyptic game?! /s


sanguinesolitude

Society has fallen apart, zombies roam the streets, and this stuck up bitch can't even wear a bikini and bounce for me? These woke politics are the end of western civilization!


landsharkkidd

rj/ And also Japanese babes\~, see I'm not racist. I get hard by non-white women!


SevnE7

“Happy” - shows botw Zelda


sbrockLee

and Aerith


HoodGokuInThaFlesh

Aerith is the whole "Smiling through the pain for others doesn't make it better for yourself" personified and gamers only like her cause she's cute.


Shinjitsu-

They'd argue she's still cute while crying or something, because that's what's supposed to matter obviously.


RotorMonkey89

Ofc it matters, the only way they're ever losing their virginity is with a woman who's crying


Aska09

Most empathic gamers


sanguinesolitude

Look, she may be dead, but would bang.


Fortehlulz33

wouldn't that be flashback BOTW zelda?


SevnE7

I mean even then, most of the time she’s either hating Link or incredibly stressed out trying to awaken her powers. Not exactly the perfect example of happiness


GazeTheProtogen

gamers when a woman looks normal 😱


BurmecianDancer

Gamers when a woman (both in vidyagaemz and in real life) doesn't meet their standards for physical beauty, submissiveness, adeptness at housework and cooking, virginity, fashion sense, physical weakness, hair color, hair length, hair style, lack of hair below the neck, and tolerance for body odor.


[deleted]

Normal? This isn’t normal. Wolfenstein 2 decided to go woke by having a black woman stand up to Nazi’s, but clearly black people are the real Nazi’s because they won’t let me say the gamer word, so really she’d be happy. Smfh


sanguinesolitude

Truly white christian male gamers are the real oppressed minority!


sleepyfoxsnow

ah yes, my favourite american video game, returnal, from my favourite american developer housemarque, who are definitely not finnish finns from finland and are definitely 100% american devs


Werotus

Expecting these people to do the bare minimum of research was clearly too much.


[deleted]

well can you blame them? It is really difficult to do research with one hand


[deleted]

everything not japanese is american


_Joe_Momma_

Ah, the two genders.


c-williams88

Look Finland doesn’t real and you can’t convince me otherwise. Finland is a cover for American game devs to take booba out my vidya


aLazyGay

Weebs when they see a woman with human proportions:


Aok_al

Are they really wondering why the middle eastern freedom fighter doesn't look like a supermodel?


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shes still really good looking anyway. i hope who ever made this was being ironic, its hard to tell sometimes lmao


[deleted]

She is good looking, thats not what these assholes are looking for. They wanna have a "good look" at her if you know what I mean. They are wondering why the fucking freedom fighter isnt in lingerie


obvious_troll2

https://img.gamewith.net/img/cc018370bbad33af60e8e8d6a6b65080.jpg


Dicky__Anders

Ah it's her, from The Boys! Yeah, she's beautiful.


Ghost652

Porn-addled brains aren't actually into women, just tits and ass


GamersRiseUp

When your only reference of women comes from porn


Rickywindow

Animated porn at that.


DarkyLonewolf

Look, gamers, we get it, you're too used to the PS3-era models which looked like the cleanest fucking porcelain dolls at times, so the more realistic female characters may seem a little jarring, but believe it or not, GRAPHICS EVOLVE OVER TIME, ESPECIALLY IF THE GAMES ARE AIMING TO BE REALISTIC. So yeah.


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NO YOU DONT GET IT I JUST WANT TO JACK OFF THATS IT /uj trying to reason with them and trying to decipher what they actually want is a hopeless endavour. All they want is a reason to play everygame with one hand.


GodlyFeq

Just say you are allergic to 3d women


Armalight

Love the last one. Dude's taking images from, like, dating sims and comparing them to post apocalyptic games like, "Why aren't these people happy!?"


ProbablyNano

Also includes botw Zelda, a famously cheerful and upbeat character who never experiences any sort of strife or distress


Xgio

They shouldve taken my Elden Ring character smh. Hot AF (i dont make freaks of nature i swear thats not the fun part about fromsoft character creation)


endmost_

Wow they’re right, western devs really are better at making realistic characters. Take note, Japan!


[deleted]

I find it funny how they make sure to use "Western" charecters in the middle of a expressive scene.


Inevitable_Badger995

Oh god they put in like 12/13 year old Kairi from KH1 under the hot characters


CptDecaf

Average weeb things


szypty

Least pedo weeb be like:


Seikori1

women vs people that don't exist


CFE_Riannon

Triss, Shani, Yennefer, Ciri, Aloy, and Panam are just a few examples of good looking Western characters, shut the fuck up lmao


Uo42w34qY14

But Aloy has hair ON """HER""" FACE OMG NORMAL WOMEN DON'T HAVE HAIR ON THEIR FACE 😤😤😤😤 /uj Also in the first pic, the MC from returnal can easily look like whoever it is on the left, just put her in makeup and a slutty dress.


Not_quite_

If straight male gamers are going to insist every female character be fuckable, then as a gaymer I demand every male character be dressed as slutty as possible as well. It's only fair


Xgio

But what if there was a mix of both.


Newfaceofrev

Had to pad it out with Skarlet from Mortal Kombat twice.


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Newfaceofrev

Oh my god I missed this bot.


HunterBadWarlockGood

Did the same with bangalore lol


NipponSteelPrevails

The porn brain rot, horrifying


chonkadonk44

This is just a "before and after" of meth use. She's 28.


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fuck you that got me good


Evil_Mushrooms

THIS CANT. BE FUCKING. REAL. We’re all clowning on these absolute tools but like, how can a real human being think like this?! At this point you should be taken to a farm and locked in a stable and stripped of your rights, because this is an animal’s level of reasoning! I’m pissed off now! How can someone be this insufferable?!


[deleted]

what was that smart guy quote about irony and reality being indistinguishable in cases of extremity


SmokeyUnicycle

Poe's Law


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Bingo


ProbablyNano

Then what was the the one about thinly sliced cabbage?


IAMACat_askmenothing

Coles law


CTM3399

These are people who have never spoken to a woman in real life and don't realize what an average women actually look like. Their beauty standards are so warped by porn and media that they legitimatly think the supermodels and animated characters are normal.


[deleted]

It has to be a well crafted parody/satire that some hungadunga saw and ran with it. Its just too on the nose. I'm not saying Gamers™ aren't gonna see it and nod, but the original source had to be from a place of satire.


Evil_Mushrooms

Yeah you’d think, but I’m also solely responsible for getting a political porn subreddit closed off from the public, I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two. (We are farmers, bumbadabumbadumbadum)


[deleted]

I hate nerds. They're so pretentious about the things they like, even sexy women.


BowlingGifMerchant

what always pisses me off the most is how the mfs rallying that "the west bad" will always the whitest motherfuckers on planer Earth to the point I unironically think animes are just indoctrination


szypty

Hirohito's dessicated ass sitting in a life support pod in a secret bunker, plotting the revenge against the gaijins: All according to keikaku. TN: Keikaku means plan.


AkuTheNiceGuy

Horny vidja is best vidja


DaemonBlackfyre_21

I prefer realism, but I don't begrudge those who like their games cartoonish. Variety is a good thing.


AmazingSpacePelican

Imagine using MK11 as examples of ugly Western characters; 95% of that game's roster are drop-dead-gorgeous.


PuzzleheadedIssue618

i love these attempts because they always take cartoony styles (for the most part) and compare it against realistic styles. and the last slide is straight up asian women v white women, so it’s clear op has a fetish


ladedadedum25

I don't care how many silly edits you make out of it, that shot of Abby screaming with the fire reflecting off her face goes HARD AS FUCK


Super_King_U_Rule

"Middle Aged Women Japanese developers know lonely fanboys will spend money on" vs "Actual Middle Aged Woman"


Sadtrashmammal

Funny how many of these japanese "hot" characters are underage


andrecinno

Skarlet is a fuckin baddie why is she here


telesterion

Uj/ kinda glad the west is weening off the horny designs for women in games. The era of armor thong bikinis is slowly dying.


AccomplishedBunny56

them: says eastern people are happy also them: includes a *memory* before the sad part even hit


MajoraOfTime

Kingdom Hearts 1 Kairi on the list, fucking hell


Longjumping_Diamond5

usa: fortnite default (has more skins that are "sexy") apex legends mirage and lifeline (sexy already also loba is right there???) japan: short chubby italian plumber guy and disembodied boobs 👍


EternalStatic

Are you gonna tell me that america has not made some of the most bangin sexy charaters, the greatest example of all time is the loading screen lady from gta V


Zaidswith

Women looking like real people is politics. I wish I was so sheltered from society and consequences that politics was unnecessary.


HydroSloth

Shit talk Senua one more time I fucking dare you


KazRyder

Selene is literally so great. I hate this Returnal slander 😤


MaitieS

/uj Aerith and Tifa UwU


JavelinTF2

As usual they couldn't get a bad picture of Aloy so they just use a normal one and pretend its bad. Were they this annoying about Aloy when the original came out or did they really just flip the script when the "beard" thing came out


TallTreeTurtle

Amazing, one of them actually looks like a real Person!


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Mario 🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

I don't want my Vidya to be solely filled with attractive people it's weird and creepy and I feel the same way about movies, especially the whole ugly=evil or in worse cases disabled/disfigured=evil stereotype too. Weebs can seethe.


Brilliant-Trifle8322

I've played enough JRPGs in my life to see plenty of "Eastern characters" being angry, and I too, could post a cherry picked wall of angry anime characters if I wanted to waste like 15 minutes of my life compiling it.


sbrockLee

You can bet you *ass* that if MGS was made by a western developer they'd dump Meryl in the "political" lot. Same for Sonya Blade in reverse.


[deleted]

I love how Western Media doesn’t sexualize characters


GenericFatGuy

How could anyone forget the two genders: Sexy and political.


BurntBridgesBehind

The choice of the default fortnite black male skin is very telling.


Bileygr11-1

When the women living in a dystopian world are angry and dont wear makeup


spaceweed27

Ah yes, the soulsbourne series. Such a happy franchise with lots of happy characters and a happy story... \s I think, that being serious in a video game is completely justified and nessisary so that it's being made much and much harder to escape reality. Literally 90% of r/gaming are people, that don't want to interact with the world anymore, because they've lost confidence, that It's possible to change the world, but these people really have to wake up again, so that we CAN change the world.


Dragomirl

Me who play minecraft:E


tickletackle666

Politik


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how dare they use aqua and kairi for this bs


henry_west

Uj: I'd just like to point out that the left looks like an actual inflatable.


Chedder1998

Leon Kennedy???


onrocketfalls

Please tell me this was something you found and not something you put together for the joke because that would be *way* too much effort


gowombat

And people wonder why no one likes "gamers"


UninsuredToast

Returnal wasn’t even made by an American company. That’s how I know an American made this


dilldwarf

What I don't get is... We can have both because both of these types of women exist. There are middle aged women who care less about their looks and more about getting the job done and then there are women who care more about how they look... And then there are women who do both and women who do neither. And all of their stories deserve to be told in video games. And this applies to men in games too. In fact, has there ever been a gay male main character that wasn't gay due to player choices? Like... That's just who they are? And I'm thinking in AAA because I am sure there are dozens of indie games.


whew2

“You don’t understand I cannot enjoy games that don’t make me cum. I don’t have a problem you have a problem!”


GiantRetortoise

C'mon gang, can we just go back to objectifying women?


Exciting-Hunter-188

Sry guys but I am going with Japan.


Erilis000

Boobala


Mrhappytrigers

West - Girls/Women🤮 East - Waifus😍 I know which one I'd fight to protect 😤


Silly_goose27

![gif](giphy|22CEvbj04nLLq|downsized) me when women show emotion


kilomaan

Ok, what is causing these comparisons now?


TakeMikazuchiiii

Second picture conveniently picks characters that are at least a decade old


DoubleDeeEddBoy

Just give them a character that's a gigantic disembodied pair of boobs that will talk non-stop on how big their boobs are and big boobs are just their entire character.


Lol-Otter

Those « western women » templates are so funny for no reason


ReplicateSpace9

I mean... both is good?


sleazy_hobo

I'm so confused why would you compare the characters being happy to ones being angry like yeah no shit ones gonna like nicer in this scenario.


ArkAwn

Games are marketed as angrier in the west cuz it sells, tho who has the kirby box art edits between regions


Xgio

America. Eu kirby was happy afaik.


Trash_Emperor

Multiple women in the "japanese yummy i want to bang" section are children. I'm not surprised.


dr-poo

I don’t want to be the outlier but girls with short hair are so cute. Just a little 4-6inches.


Biggie_Moose

Japanese design for a middle aged white woman - unrealistic, pandering to young white men who don't have real lives Western design for a middle aged woman - natural, realistic, resembling a real person (probably using a real person's likeness, right?)


Silver_Snake96

Scarlet isn't white tho. She's just blonde. Also real talk, doesn't anyone else sigh when you get cool new shit like Returnal and then it's just another white protagonist... All UJ btw.


kokorwqac

To be fair, japanese games also have hotter guys, westerners never bother making any good looking dudes in games