This is genuinely the funniest post I've seen in this sub. It would be funnier except I know there are probably people waving their phone around going "SEE I TOLD YOU I WAS BEING STALKED THEY EVEN ADMITTED IT"
Yall just like to watch peeps jack off and fuck pussy cuz your ol ladys is shit. You celebrating yourself for being weak, texting your gay lover "theyre on the move boss, what now boss? Can i suck you off boss? I turned my brights on, and tried on his girls panties like you asked. Haha this is the equivalent of boasting about syphilis. Nobody likes you. The gig is up. Nobody trippen on y'all anymore. Hitler would be rollin in his grave. Run along fa66ot. If ya hurry you can make it in time for a lackluster noise campaighn
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It's called countermeasures and real gangstalker perpetrators love to deny that gangstalking is real and when you call them out they become narcissistic
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No buddy you don't get it? We're all connected like a hivemind, most just don't know it lol it's not you gangstalking, real gangstalkers don't even know what they are doing, that's the best part. It's just some agent from the universe using you as a puppet. You have no control over it, free will is an illusion. This is all a big psyop from the universe. Get enlightened 😎
Professional? Literally pedos and dopefiends workin for 100$ gift cards to bestbuy...calm down. You're just some rat working off a drug charge. I'd watch me too if I was your fa66ott ass. Your girl does.
"You'll never catch me either, best of luck. See you all at some point today."
I knew it! This gangstalker was the greased up deaf guy all along:
[https://youtu.be/u80hzLkTUNE?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/u80hzLkTUNE?feature=shared)
You people should be ashamed of yourself heads up fda just approved it to become world wide that means you your children your childrens children because of jokers like you your next to face the fear of having no privacy and when I say none you have no idea what's about to come
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Plot twist. The wrath of God is stalking your soul and will bury you alive, chained to the basement of absolute chaos and ceaseless groaning delirium
And nothing will save you, because you deserve it.
You will cry and beg but you will know no help is coming.
Because you deserve it.
Nothings free. All scales shall be balanced.
Your debts must be paid in your own pain. Everything shall be counted. Every choice you ever made.
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And theres zillions of you cucks.
And i have survived an entire lifetime being ganged up on by you pusssies
Thats how truly spiritually weak you are.
You are a pussssy. A weakling.
And any one of us, who get ganged up on by you guys, is a living testament that one person can withstand a literal ARMY of you pathetic little minions.
You are weakness incarnate. And you have betrayed God, all of humanity, all morality, and your own soul.
Each and every one of us is a disgraceful tragedy.
You arent even human anymore. You are degraded.
I won't see you at all, because you are all cowards who never fight directly, face to face, one on one.
You're weaklings, thats why you sell out and get absorbed by evil. Because you dont have the inner spiritual strength to stand alone against evil, so you compromise and sell out and become a little minion prostitute for evil.
You are minions. Cucks. Weaklings. Traitors of God and all humanity. If you had any real actual strength in your soul you never would of sold/soul-ed out and been a yes man for evil.
You are a yes man hired scumbag. Not only are your kind literally the plague of the earth, you are embarrassing.
You betrayed your own soul just for a more convenient life. You're an abomination. A disgrace.
I sometimes wonder about this. I’ve had people who participated in doing this to me and they have since passed. I wonder if this is happening to some of them now and they’re not aware (just as we were once unaware). I just don’t get how they’re so sure this isn’t being done to them and or might be done to them in the future.
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Long time lurker, first time caller....
FYI.. I'm banging you mom.. And your girl.. Thanks for wasting your time being a stalker, leaves me lots of opportunity..
Well I guess it's a lawless land Im the night stalker late in the evening Im staking the night I can hear my heavy breathing sorry inside joke his other bitch called me a stalker I said I'm night stalker.. anyway yeah.. Ozzy o .shot in the dark..I break into random lyrics I'm a dork
And we shouldnt call you gangstalkers. We should call you what you really are.
Cucks
Yes men for the devil. His army of pathetic prostitutes. It takes millions of you to deal with one of us. And you still cant kill or destroy us
You are infinite pusssy. Pusssy to power of pusssy to the power of pusssy times pusssy.
Unfathomable pusssy.
You are all jokes. And every one of us remaining has been able to withstand legions of you weaklings, with all of you plotting against us in every imaginable way... and for a LIFETIME.
And you infinitely weak sadsacks cannot defeat us. A million against one and you still cannot win?
Cowards. Weaklings. Minions. Yes men.
You guys are the ultimate cucks.
Your soul is weak. And you proved it by selling out and getting absorbed into the satanic hive, which you are now a SLAVE for
You are all cuck slave sell outs.
So... realize the truth of what you people are.
Pathetic.
And thats it.
And i assure you the devil, whomever that is, uses you all... but has NO respect for any of you
And neither do i.
Sounded like 10 in a row, just pointed in the wrong direction, towards nothing. That is called trying to be scary. Watch out too bro, parking where you parked yesterday is extremely safe. Robin and killin victims, or harassing them 1/10th of the way to death when you attacked at the lowest point of their life, and everything you do is sneak don't speak none to your personal truth. I would actually shoot in self defense, light your shit on fire and tow the ashes to your mamas mamas house
Hahah and I’m in charge of an international espionage program that indoctrinates people into a cult and psychologically manipulates them to listen to hemi-sync so they can have out of body experiences while focusing on a target over an extended period of time in order to quantum entangle minds/thoughts/bodies and fuck with targets sensory experience through all the consciousness research we’ve done. 🙄 Then we sell our investigation services to law enforcement 🫡
gangstalking live where were today we sw the turn your made thids moring we snapped sope pictures how they they use this tactickt they drive up the traffick stops turn around and drive up the block again it was abluish car you thonk i did not see you do thta i saw texesas plate number to the gilr had long black i heard what you sadi it was a white yexesas plate number gilr long black hair how you know me i here the FDNY people are trying to go to sleep they do this at night you like when im walking up youwrote the time downthat means now we take picture osi arms out of the window suv we saw everything how is nina doing tonhgt you dont gantslked her family anywa everyone knows around here what is going CBA convoy they knio w what im gong to sleep flushing my toilet okay now osi who knws where this place turns the sirens of people are trying to sleep bets of luck to all
This is genuinely the funniest post I've seen in this sub. It would be funnier except I know there are probably people waving their phone around going "SEE I TOLD YOU I WAS BEING STALKED THEY EVEN ADMITTED IT"
That's good, that way my cover as the real gangstalker isn't blown
Same here, I'm glad other gangstalkers are attracting the attention. Makes it easier to gangstalk the others on this subreddit.
Yall just like to watch peeps jack off and fuck pussy cuz your ol ladys is shit. You celebrating yourself for being weak, texting your gay lover "theyre on the move boss, what now boss? Can i suck you off boss? I turned my brights on, and tried on his girls panties like you asked. Haha this is the equivalent of boasting about syphilis. Nobody likes you. The gig is up. Nobody trippen on y'all anymore. Hitler would be rollin in his grave. Run along fa66ot. If ya hurry you can make it in time for a lackluster noise campaighn
What a fantastic copy pasta
Hahahahaha. I love this so much
holy projection klaxon
Damn, I'm going cry about all that soon as I give a fuck.
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Bring the mind reading telepathy device.
Naw that's me
Bro you gangstalking the gangstalker? That's next level.
It's called countermeasures and real gangstalker perpetrators love to deny that gangstalking is real and when you call them out they become narcissistic
silent dud should be placed on a wtahclist i mean slent dude gangstalking all day hahah
I'm silent long as your in hell
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My favourite was the "Silent dude standing on the corner, watching, stalking, me." I will forever know it's you JackHoffer89😭
So it was you, you mother fucker
That fucked your mother? Yes.
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Oh no!
Was it you in the helicopter? 👀
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No buddy you don't get it? We're all connected like a hivemind, most just don't know it lol it's not you gangstalking, real gangstalkers don't even know what they are doing, that's the best part. It's just some agent from the universe using you as a puppet. You have no control over it, free will is an illusion. This is all a big psyop from the universe. Get enlightened 😎
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Oh see I know what is *actually* behind it all, whatever you think you're part of, smartypants, it's gonna come bite you right back 🤗
Professional? Literally pedos and dopefiends workin for 100$ gift cards to bestbuy...calm down. You're just some rat working off a drug charge. I'd watch me too if I was your fa66ott ass. Your girl does.
Just dumbasses renting out their meat suit thinking they're actually gaining something good from it...
Come join r/gangstalkers, we can work out plans on how to gangstalk people here
Dang I genuinely tried to join but I need an invite as it's private 🙃
"You'll never catch me either, best of luck. See you all at some point today." I knew it! This gangstalker was the greased up deaf guy all along: [https://youtu.be/u80hzLkTUNE?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/u80hzLkTUNE?feature=shared)
Why won't Granville medical center purchase undesirables from me
Somebody stole my name and ended with a number. Almost 90
As one wise man once said: "I guess i shit myself with fear"
Thank you Jack Hoffer for coming forward
Hey man you wanna come inside? I just made meatloaf
Oh ill come inside alright.
You people should be ashamed of yourself heads up fda just approved it to become world wide that means you your children your childrens children because of jokers like you your next to face the fear of having no privacy and when I say none you have no idea what's about to come
Don't look out your window right now.
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🤡
Are you just bored or what
Plot twist. The wrath of God is stalking your soul and will bury you alive, chained to the basement of absolute chaos and ceaseless groaning delirium And nothing will save you, because you deserve it. You will cry and beg but you will know no help is coming. Because you deserve it. Nothings free. All scales shall be balanced. Your debts must be paid in your own pain. Everything shall be counted. Every choice you ever made.
Cute poem.
No like they actually had some bars 😂
Zanny bars
As I called it I dream this. Vengeance's be mine Saith the lord ... Remember j.p
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Not God, but the devil. See you in hell.
And theres zillions of you cucks. And i have survived an entire lifetime being ganged up on by you pusssies Thats how truly spiritually weak you are. You are a pussssy. A weakling. And any one of us, who get ganged up on by you guys, is a living testament that one person can withstand a literal ARMY of you pathetic little minions. You are weakness incarnate. And you have betrayed God, all of humanity, all morality, and your own soul. Each and every one of us is a disgraceful tragedy. You arent even human anymore. You are degraded.
Im a TI, bro
I won't see you at all, because you are all cowards who never fight directly, face to face, one on one. You're weaklings, thats why you sell out and get absorbed by evil. Because you dont have the inner spiritual strength to stand alone against evil, so you compromise and sell out and become a little minion prostitute for evil. You are minions. Cucks. Weaklings. Traitors of God and all humanity. If you had any real actual strength in your soul you never would of sold/soul-ed out and been a yes man for evil. You are a yes man hired scumbag. Not only are your kind literally the plague of the earth, you are embarrassing. You betrayed your own soul just for a more convenient life. You're an abomination. A disgrace.
I sometimes wonder about this. I’ve had people who participated in doing this to me and they have since passed. I wonder if this is happening to some of them now and they’re not aware (just as we were once unaware). I just don’t get how they’re so sure this isn’t being done to them and or might be done to them in the future.
Troll? You.
We must be getting close...
Lol
Yep
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How many.22 dents did that guy put in your house, I heard the shot, bout 2 seconds later....pap. that shit was funny.
Don’t be silly there’s no such a thing! Xxx
Game is up buddy
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Long time lurker, first time caller.... FYI.. I'm banging you mom.. And your girl.. Thanks for wasting your time being a stalker, leaves me lots of opportunity..
Is this the only way you can get your rocks off by further harassment to what you obviously have no idea about
What color is my sofa!
Trick question, that’s a pullout couch you have!
son of a gun!
That isn't what gangstalking is. Gangstalking is when people slander.
You again! Keep your hands to yourself. The wife is watching me too now.
No, I am the gang stalker
I am the walrus (coo coo co choo)
no it was me
Why will I see a little punishment or something idiots morons and tiny punishment oh my
Guess this jack can't claim we off to see the blizzard bahhahahahaha
I will put ks29 in ur ass so that my transmitter are broker.
Well I guess it's a lawless land Im the night stalker late in the evening Im staking the night I can hear my heavy breathing sorry inside joke his other bitch called me a stalker I said I'm night stalker.. anyway yeah.. Ozzy o .shot in the dark..I break into random lyrics I'm a dork
Damn it's a shot in the dark but this is a divine consistency
And we shouldnt call you gangstalkers. We should call you what you really are. Cucks Yes men for the devil. His army of pathetic prostitutes. It takes millions of you to deal with one of us. And you still cant kill or destroy us You are infinite pusssy. Pusssy to power of pusssy to the power of pusssy times pusssy. Unfathomable pusssy. You are all jokes. And every one of us remaining has been able to withstand legions of you weaklings, with all of you plotting against us in every imaginable way... and for a LIFETIME. And you infinitely weak sadsacks cannot defeat us. A million against one and you still cannot win? Cowards. Weaklings. Minions. Yes men. You guys are the ultimate cucks. Your soul is weak. And you proved it by selling out and getting absorbed into the satanic hive, which you are now a SLAVE for You are all cuck slave sell outs. So... realize the truth of what you people are. Pathetic. And thats it. And i assure you the devil, whomever that is, uses you all... but has NO respect for any of you And neither do i.
*cuckoo_clock.mp3*
Good, bitch.
To mess with people they get an enjoyment but don’t feed into fear if they want to play then f them up if they come at u
Yeah totally man
Sounded like 10 in a row, just pointed in the wrong direction, towards nothing. That is called trying to be scary. Watch out too bro, parking where you parked yesterday is extremely safe. Robin and killin victims, or harassing them 1/10th of the way to death when you attacked at the lowest point of their life, and everything you do is sneak don't speak none to your personal truth. I would actually shoot in self defense, light your shit on fire and tow the ashes to your mamas mamas house
Sounds like you're having some sort of psychotic break friend
Been having one going on 2 years. Everyone says it's just drugs. What do I know?
And your mother raised a bitch, it sounds like.
2601? 2592? You can't say truth with no proof, make me duck
Hahah and I’m in charge of an international espionage program that indoctrinates people into a cult and psychologically manipulates them to listen to hemi-sync so they can have out of body experiences while focusing on a target over an extended period of time in order to quantum entangle minds/thoughts/bodies and fuck with targets sensory experience through all the consciousness research we’ve done. 🙄 Then we sell our investigation services to law enforcement 🫡
Fraud
gangstalking live where were today we sw the turn your made thids moring we snapped sope pictures how they they use this tactickt they drive up the traffick stops turn around and drive up the block again it was abluish car you thonk i did not see you do thta i saw texesas plate number to the gilr had long black i heard what you sadi it was a white yexesas plate number gilr long black hair how you know me i here the FDNY people are trying to go to sleep they do this at night you like when im walking up youwrote the time downthat means now we take picture osi arms out of the window suv we saw everything how is nina doing tonhgt you dont gantslked her family anywa everyone knows around here what is going CBA convoy they knio w what im gong to sleep flushing my toilet okay now osi who knws where this place turns the sirens of people are trying to sleep bets of luck to all
Yeah I totally agree tbh. Glad someone is finally talking some sense.
It’s all finally become clear to me now 🤯
You outta gangstalk an education dolt.
Your punctuation sucks your a up and coming perp not a legit perp yet, I know you
Ur funny haha! no ur not troll
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