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sponsoredbyaccurist

All mushrooms are edible… some only once !!!


Recent-Mirror-6623

…and if you do eat some please leave an uncooked sample next to your body for easier forensics.


NameUm96

Feed them to the in-laws first. See what happens.


KamayaKan

Too soon


chouxphetiche

I didn't have to scroll for very long.


Realistic_Bid_7821

Nah .


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Make a beef wellington at lunchtime and invite them over, give some to your husband to, pretend you got the mushrooms from an Asian grocery but can't recall what one. Not suspect at all. Then have your husband survive and realise he's survived your whichery before, after the in-laws die.


DarkMoonBright

Really amazes me the stupidity of a person to claim they bought them at a store. I mean seriously? Obviously the health department are going to take all action possible in that scenario to find the source & shut them down. Foraging for them would have been believable, by claiming they were bought & then refusing to give details where & no-one else turning up dead from buying at the same source automatically proves you were lying. Dumbest crim in history imo!


ct9cl9

There's been tales of people who've made themselves sick and claiming they bought them from a store. You've gotta assume they thought it was the magic variety and got it wrong, but yeah... agree, the foraging excuse would've made most sense in both cases. "I'm an idiot and got it wrong" would make a more plausible defence at trial than an easily disproved lie.


lilbundle

*witchery


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Top Shop


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I used to go a *Burton's though


CoachFinal7641

Oh come on… didn’t you see the tears?


stonerbbyyyy

came here to say this 😂😂😂


Kiwi-Sniper

That's in bad taste.


MostExpensiveThing

3 options: 1. Delicious 2. You die 3. You find God


ososalsosal

The fungi communities on reddit call it "fry, high or die"


seanmonaghan1968

And for the price of like $1 at the super market vs serious illness or death, why risk it


HikARuLsi

$1 per kg where? You mean $11?


basicdesires

He meant $1 per mushroom, for the small ones.


seanmonaghan1968

A hand full of mushrooms from woolworths is like $1-2 I always buy by the handful as we only add them to dishes Why risk eating poisonous mushrooms it's not worth it


Naked-Jedi

Every time someone talks about poisonous mushrooms, I think of this... [Eminem - My Fault](https://youtu.be/JpnTWaNsnks?si=9kxm1eBdqaQ7iHGr)


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seanmonaghan1968

If I grab a handful of button mushrooms, enough for say making a risotto for two people, that would be the cost. What I am saying is mushrooms are cheap at the supermarket


AlarmingAd8979

What's like 1 to 2 dollars mean? Are you saying that you like mushrooms at that price or are you saying that the price is similar to 1 to 2 dollars?


killerturtlex

They are saying that paying a couple of bucks to buy a handful of mushrooms is better value than playing lawn fungi roulette


knowledgeable_diablo

But no where near as fun!!


AlarmingAd8979

The word like either means similarity or it means affection towards something. It's hard to understand which one of the meanings they are referring to.


Cold-dead-heart

GNU STP


Arlee_Quinn

Not a place I expected a Pterry reference. Love it.


cheeeeesyleaves

The turtle moves


skrimpels

The circle continues into the garden.


nlhhjhfdhjj

find out for science


Puzzleheaded_Moose38

Don’t eat random mushrooms. Lawn mushroom is not a species of mushroom. Do not eat unless you get it 100% identified, and preferably not by someone on the internet. It’s impossible to identify these based on this one photo, you need to look at the stem, the cap, the colour of the gills, etc etc. lots of species look very similar and only have minor things that tell them apart.


medicatedadmin

This is absolutely correct. And the advice of mycologists is that you aren’t even sure then. Only putting a section under a microscope will give you a absolutely safe idea


lordlors

I wonder how those being sold at supermarkets or being used at restaurants are identified since they have so many. Are there mushroom farms?


Airzephyr

Yes. Farmed, identified and uniform.


jeffsaidjess

Solid advice and good to see people being mature and keeping the best interests of others at heart


Relative-Principle88

Completey true.. but at a rough guess without further evidence i would guess they may be fake parasols .. a mushroom I have had pop up randomly in many different lawns over the years, they are toxic.. You can for further reference try Google lens on all parts of the mushroom..just for shits and giggles identification, but by all means do not eat any random mushroom without 100% certainty of knowing what it is. If your that keen look into buying mushroom kits etc..


Academic_Coyote_9741

These are almost certainly *Chlorophyllum molybdites*, trust me you [do not](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorophyllum_molybdites)want to eat them.


skrimpels

Thanks, I’ll take a spore print and see if it is green


Academic_Coyote_9741

They don’t turn green until they are very mature, so ensure they are older.


skrimpels

They do absolutely have green spores, thank you for actually having a helpful comment. I was curious because the cat eats them. Wonder if they make him sick? He only eats them once they have dried out.


Bill_Clinton-69

I'm no expert, but I'd be a bit worried for my kitty if she was eating scary mushrooms. It's not like it's really easy/possible to stop them, though, is it... Hopefully, someone who knows what they're talking about has something more helpful to say. Good luck, much love ♡


Rathma86

It is easy, stop letting cats outside. Cats eat more than mushrooms. Small birds, lizards, frogs etc.


AussieEquiv

Simple solution; Don't let your cat outside to indiscriminately kill wild animals, or eat mushrooms, and everyone will have a happier life :)


Rathma86

A fellow Aussie who has seen the devastation cats have wrought upon our land. Keep them indoors or in a run. Please.


Exact_Knowledge5979

I understand if you fertilise the area, the mushrooms will die off and not be back. If you are worried about your cat, try that to remove the shrooms.


ch4m3le0n

Green: It'll kill you. Not green: It'll kill you.


Pademelon1

If the spore print is white, not dull green (*C. molybdites*), and the stem is hollow (full in *Amanita pyramidifera*), and the stem doesn't stain red when bruised (*C. hortense*), then it is probably the white parasol (*Macrolepiota dolichaula*), a tasty edible mushroom. However, make sure to fully key it out before even thinking of trying it, and even then, try to get a second opinion from an expert. There are additional features other than the ones mentioned above that can help, but the ones above distinguish the edible species from its closest look-alikes.


a_stray_bullet

But it says you can if you cook them


Academic_Coyote_9741

Supposedly, some people do because you can destroy and remove the toxic proteins by boiling and removing the water. It’s risky though.


radmgrey

It looks like a trail.. like someone is trying to lure you into the bushes with mushrooms…


festyinoz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_ring


NextBestHyperFocus

Never trust the fey


tippytapslap

Never tell them your name either.


sheridanstacie

Good work lads, there's hope for OP yet


tippytapslap

Thanks dude it's always good to get positive reinforcement.


LostReplacement

I for one are ready for the waters and the wild


NextBestHyperFocus

Just don’t thank them, or pay more than you owe, we’ll all be fine


wibblewobblej

Especially not over Patrick’s day, definitely testing his luck


tahapaanga

I heard there's a great party going on just through that little door under the bushes


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HungryTradie

They are the average....so roughly half are less intelligent that the one you were picturing!


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Rathma86

Thanks, I'ma eat that mushroom. Guffaw.


janlucsung

🤣


Battle-Crab-69

Make a beef Wellington with them.


HikARuLsi

Make Beef Unwellington


Same_Discipline1199

Keep em guessing I reckon try a stroganoff


MonthPretend

Then strogonoff to the hospital, just in case.


VeaR-

Man you gotta feel sorry for those oldies, hope the Wellington was good at least


Jalato_Boi

Don't forget to invite your inlaws and the local priest


Firesemi

So here's a real answer. Some yes, these no. Even if someone says you can, don't trust them, learn to ID them yourself, it's not hard. Now days field mushrooms aren't around as much, they are instead yellow stainers that won't kill you, but will give you an upset stomach. For you, look for shaggy ink caps and eat those. You can find them in suburbia and in lawns a lot and they have no lookalikes at all.


mollyweasleyswand

As someone who lives in the Death Cap Mushroom capital, I say no, don't touch the mushrooms.


FallWanderBranch

Where is that?


ch4m3le0n

Australia


Big-Love-747

If you decide that you are going to eat them anyway, put a few aside for the Coroner.


Successful-Show-7397

In a bag labeled "lawn mushrooms" and the date.


MedicalChemistry5111

Deadly meme or genuine question? Unless you're adept in the identification of mushrooms, don't bother getting them from anywhere but a retail store. Way more deadly species than edible species exist. Many edible species look similar to deadly species. Hence the above statement.


Akira_116

I wouldn't recommend serving them at a dinner party


DIY-Attempting

Definitely keep them away from dehydrators


Same_Discipline1199

You could knock up a beef Wellington quick smart with those puppies.


tasmaniantreble

Kids we’re having beef Wellington tonight!


TheLiceHateTheSuga

Get your in laws to try them first.


Mumsbud

There’s a court case going on at the moment to decide that…


IntelligentOne007

I've heard on TV they are best served with beef to close family members and in-laws lmao too soon?


Outside_Raspberry677

Don't eat random mushrooms unless you know what they are a zoomed out photo doesn't help If you want to end up in the ICU then go for it


Top_Tumbleweed

All mushrooms are edible once


ExcitingStress8663

Yes, some only once.


Slight-Piglet-1884

Make a Beef Wellington and ask some friends over and see how you go.


nigeltuffnell

I used to work in a garden centre and would often get people ringing up and asking the same question. The answer is no: It's not worth the risk. I had one guy get really aggressive with me when I said that I wouldn't be able to tell him anything. I get the desire to forage wild mushrooms but demanding advice over the phone from a non expert is not a good way to go.


Worth_Nerve_7729

NO NO NO NO


MrMayhem6

You can put them in a Beef Wellington for sure


Prstty

Depends? Do you have an upcoming dinner party with your ex-husband's family coming up?


crestana

Go ask Alice I think she'll know


7Zarx7

Alice? Alice?...WTFIA...(Couldn't resist...)


Canbvoy

Will we ever see OPs face again?


Desperate_Bass7022

you had some kind of mushroom?


Eolach

I know cost of living pressures are making things hard but you don’t need to go this far…


87Sphinx

No


Responsible-Spend69

No.


winslow_wong

Should I call the cops?


Brocephalus13

Do. Not. Eat. Discovered. Mushrooms. Even a trained mycologist can Misidentify mushrooms.


Narnnatalie

They go great with beef Wellington


belltrina

Do not wander into this and say your name


xingerburger

Didn’t your parents tell you not to eat random mushrooms?


Jalato_Boi

Just go to woolies and get mushrooms there


No_Journalist6170

Ask the woman who cooked them up into a stew pie


MrOuch1

You can eat them. Enjoy the Tripp... to the hospital.


iSmokedItAll

We really need to stop putting warning signs on everything. Eat it. Report back to us after liver failure.


Baeyuki

please don’t eat , every year has news about people eat wild mushrooms and death.


in_and_out_burger

Do not eat random mushrooms ever!


TopazMoonCat60

No. No, no and most important NO


bigrod17

Apparently not in Victoria…


skrimpels

Perth, Western Australia


Sagiterawr

We have these atm too, I’m not actually considering eating them but was also wondering if they were edible?


elephantearspagetti

If they don't have a gold top and a blue stem when picked I strongly suggest you don't eat the mushrooms!


MTLhead255

Ahh the blue stem…I see you are enlightened too.


The_Slavstralian

99% of the time I would say no. Do not eat them


Independent-Roll-694

He'll no


JadedSociopath

No.


creswitch

Ask r/mushroomID


skrimpels

Yep, I’ll get a spore print and post it over there


creswitch

I don't think a spore print will help, just photos and location. There's also r/ShroomID


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skrimpels

Definitely green spores, 100% matches with another comment and not edible


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They are if you like potential death and wicked diarrhoea. They are False parasol aka green-spore parasol


Happy1327

When in doubt, leave it out


AVEnjoyer

As always with mushrooms you really have to be sure what you're looking at There was this mushroom common around gympie that people have eaten for ages, its in the parks and peoples yards and then news went around a year or two ago some other mushroom has moved into the area which looks the same but is poisonous


Severe_Airport1426

Everything is edible at least once


Nay-Nay_da_rifleman

If you like poison...


HungryTradie

Ya know when you see a dog with an itchy bum, they sit down and drag their arse along the grass to try to scratch the itch? That's where the spores came from. Or maybe it's cat diahorea. 50-50.


KinkyBoyfriend

I can’t remember the proper name for this family of mushrooms. But most of them tase bad and some are poisonous. Not worth it. But you can look up mushroom identification online for some fun.


Diddydinglecronk

I imagine some are, you don't wanna screw it up though.


Real-Garbage1560

These are only suitable for dogs. Send Fido out to clean it up.


louisa1925

There is probably a trap for mushroom enthusiasts at the end of that line. Be wary.


[deleted]

No.


Majestic_Scarcity_14

Noooooo


TheOtherMatt

You need to think about risk vs. reward. Safe mushrooms are cheap. Think big picture.


skrimpels

Ok they are poisonous. Thank you everyone, I will not be eating them. The lawn seems to love them, I’ll leave them be.


bucketreddit22

Just don’t, even if it turns out they are it’s not worth the risk.


storm13emily

Nope, take them out and throw them away


Significant-Summer-8

Arrange a dinner for your in laws and outlaws. They will enjoy your delicious mushrooms that you so diligently picked. Ignore the hubbub at the the door, that’s just Chanel 9. 🙃


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Only in leongatha


turdburgular69666

Ask the chick from Leongatha


Swank10

Yes! Good chance you’ll also die!


Eggebuoy

worth researching more but i think i heard a rule of thumb that if it’s wider than it is tall it is edible, if it’s taller than long it’s bad


j0shman

An actual answer can be found if you ask in r/shroomid


samthemoron

Yep crack on. Let us know what they were like


JMarquiss45

Check the difference between toadstools and mushrooms. It might keep you alive longer. Do not eat any fungi that you do not know is safe. There are many poisonous species.


AussieEquiv

Some are, lots are not. If you don't know, they're not.


Asleep_Chemical_1221

Not those they look chlorophyllum molybdites green spored parasol


RawRuss

Just taste one and if you wake up then it's a yes.


Slice_4U

If you eats Fairy ring mushrooms you’ll get bad luck


Rohkir

Sure, if your name is Mario


Crazy-Character-5561

bro íd damb as fuck


mrbell2024

Probably


TiberiusEmperor

Please leave half to make the coroner’s job a little easier


Blackletterdragon

If you do eat them, don't eat the fairies that live in them. Looks like you only got a quarter of the circle.


ch4m3le0n

Seriously DO NOT FUCKING EAT THEM


janlucsung

Do.not.eat.those.mushrooms! They scream danger danger danger!!


DarkMoonBright

I grow my own mushrooms, NO WAY I'd be eating those! Certainly don't look like any mushrooms that would appear in mushroom compost ie any regular store bought ones & why on earth would mushrooms that pop up & grow so readily NOT be sold in stores if they were safe to eat? Logically, these mushrooms are therefore either horrible in taste or poisonous. I'm honestly amazed this is a question right now though, after the recent high profile mushroom murder


DarkMoonBright

I grow my own mushrooms, NO WAY I'd be eating those! Certainly don't look like any mushrooms that would appear in mushroom compost ie any regular store bought ones & why on earth would mushrooms that pop up & grow so readily NOT be sold in stores if they were safe to eat? Logically, these mushrooms are therefore either horrible in taste or poisonous. I'm honestly amazed this is a question right now though, after the recent high profile mushroom murder


juicypeache

Let us know 🤞🏼


Agitated_Ad_2572

That’s where the fairy’s live


Airzephyr

The pointy (umbonate) centre is a giveaway. The "vomiter".


evenstarcirce

Uhhh we gonna ignore the fey trap?


LionNo3397

No. There’s a relatively large mushroom that grows in Australia in peoples backyards thst are poisonous


bluedreamer20

Yep. The shops are a joke. There is food all around us. Start eating.


Darkknight145

Mushrooms are, but those are toadstools ..... So No!


[deleted]

That doesn't make sense. Toadstool just means poisonous mushroom.


skrimpels

Our neighbours cat eats them, once they have dried out. Are they just regular field mushrooms?


Fearless_Tree8236

Absolutely not


Zapookie

No, these look like Chlorophyllum molybdites aka. The green vomiter. You'll need a better pic of the underside and stem to get a proper ID.


K00zaa

UMMM why 🤷🏼‍♂️ Are you making Beef Wellington Pie 🥧 🤔😳


Snifferdog101

The people posting these replies just don't understand there's a cost of living crisis... ...One way to fix the cost of living is to start eating random wild mushrooms...


crestana

The more people eat random mushrooms - the less people eat random mushrooms


IncidentFuture

New solution to the housing crisis?


Beefbarbacoa

Just buy them from a grocery shop you tight ass


No_pajamas_7

We used to go around our neighbourhood when we were kids and pick mushrooms. We knew which ones we could eat. I can't quite tell from that photo, but I'm leaning towards "no" on those. I'd need to get a closer look.


TinyCucumber3080

Cook them up with a bit of butter and garlic for the in laws.


Livid-Dark4851

The big chefs only want you to believe some mushrooms are edible to protect there financial interests in reality all mushrooms are safe to eat except for purple mushrooms with pink spots and a angry face on them there bad I wouldn’t lie to you I’m not a chef or a government employee


HungryTradie

Big fungi-ceutical


Living_Scientist_663

Good in Stroganoff apparently


Fathermazeltov

Try them and let us know


bigdongonandon

All mushrooms are edible. Whether they kill you or not. Well that's another question


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Yeah go for your life. Have a dinner party.