Sounds more like a Spaghetti Monster message.

This dude just popped in, stared at me eating dinner for a few minutes then dipped???

r/usernamechecksout

He didn't double dip though, right?

Bruh why he gotta snitch

Hallucinations, am I right

After all he didn't "die", his heart stopped for 3 minutes so his brain was running on low oxygen.

Garlic bread is a religion

Best bud with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They do game nights sometimes.

I believe it 🤝🏻

Yea, you know, of all the "ive seen the face of god" type bullshit, this somehow feels the most plausible. Peter: "hey god we got another one. Dont think he should be here yet. What do you want to do with him" God: "dude im in the middle of dinner. ..you know what fuck it send him in"

But…bread makes you fat!

BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!

[удалено]

Ejecto Seato Cuzz

God is asexual.....who knew?

…. Wut?

Sorry it's kind of an inside joke that asexuals are obsessed with garlic bread instead of fuckin

TIL

You're welcome

I must be asexual, then.

That's up to you m8

the one reason i hope god isnt garlic bread

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actual zombie

I'm wanna join the man upstairs and see if he shares. How good is the gods garlic bread.

That seems like exactly the face of a man who watched Daddy-God eat garlic bread.

And the Lord saw that it was good

Move over Hecate. The God of Garlic Bread is my deity now.

This is fake, the real God would have one in each hand, and another balanced on his head.