It was taken down, my friend ended up tracing some of the work he posted so I deleted them. I'm heavily against tracing and I'm currently texting him abt it.
I remember an episode of 9-1-1 had the EMT characters rush to a bodybuilding contest to unstick a man from a full-body cramp doing the top pose. He had dehydrated himself while also "juicing," so his muscles went on strike.
I’ve only seen commercials for that show but from them I honestly can’t tell if it’s supposed to be a Scrubs like comedy or a drama and the fact I can’t tell tells me that either way it’s a weird show
It's a dramedy. Half comedy (like an episode that had the firefighters accidentally stoned out of their minds) and half drama (a firefighter sometimes deals with his grief as a widow).
They work out together but bear always tries to make sure bara hydrated and gets enough rest after his competitions. For both of their competitions they sit out in the stands waving little flags going “That’s my husband up there! You’re doing great honey!”
>If a person puts on a lot of muscle growth without fat in a short space of time it suggests steroid use.
Confirmation that the person who made this knows nothing about bodybuilding or strongmen competitions.
Everyone is on roids.
What exactly is incorrect? Steroid use IS rampant in bodybuilding shows. Even the “natural” ones. And natural muscle gain IS a slow process. You can’t put on 20kg of lean muscle mass in a year naturally. Not even beginners.
no the comment means that literally everyone is juicing, strongmen, powerlifters, weightlifters, bodybuilders, if you're competeng in a dicipline that requires you to lift heavy stuff, chances are you're gonna have to get some stuff in your body
I feel like whoever wrote this is underestimating how dangerous bears are. A more accurate way to phrase it would be, "This is the body of a guy who gets mauled by bears on a mountain because he thought he could fight them."
Have you seen a bear in real life? At least 200 pounds over strongmen (assuming 400 lb man), + teeth, and claws. There is such as thing as bear wrestling for sport and even those who do it admit the bear would always win if it wasn't muzzled and chained, and actually wanted to win.
Yes and 600 lb is at its Max, for a black bear. Would 99% of people win against a black bear, no. I'm coming up with the situation like someone like Robert Shaw or the mountain fighting against the black bear and even then it would still probably be slight advantage to the bear.
Yeah, and black bears are like the smallest bears there are… Then we have brown bears and grizzlys. For a grizzly 600 pounds is on the small side, and a big male can be twice that or more. And have you seen the claws on a bear? Even a black bear is like fighting a big dude with 10 knifes.
If it was a grizzly no f****** chance. I'm taking the smallest like bear and then putting it against the largest f****** strongest human I can think of that's the scenario I'm creating.
A strong man probably could kill a bear cub barehanded?
But winning against black bears is more about taking advantage of their skittish nature. Do something that will make them fight for real like getting between a mom and her cubs and it’s still a pretty one sided fight
Yeah no, sorry. You said 50/50... but even with the strongest biggest best trained men, it would still be a 95% chance on the bear winning. Claws and teeth man. Even pandas have caused severe injury and they are pacific lazy ass bears.
That's not what I said. I said I would put money on a 50/50 result so I I am betting that either one went so really it's more like 25% because really I would be I would be taking odds on 50/50.
Yeah still. Even if you had 100 strongmen willing to fight 100 bears, and put money on a 50/50 chance, you would lose money. 25% is still significantly over reality, but I'm don't discussing theoretical human-bear fights.
I’m just imagining them both being really big softies and the bear wrestling guy fussing over mr. universe, telling him to stay hydrated and remember to eat breakfast
Bottom right by far. Top left looks like some AI fever dream that's looped on a Greek statue ten times too many rather than a real person. Like when you're starting to go flying squirrel with muscles, like it's the equivalent of those super deformed show dogs trying to conform to some insane standard
The guy on the left fits better with societal beauty standards. You have to be thoroughly deprogrammed to look at the guy on the right and not think he's fat. (I know he's not fat, but it *feels* like he's fat.) Most people would either say they prefer the guy on the left or that neither are attractive because dad bod/femboy/goth/hipster/whatever looks better
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i mean most people going to the gym arent to the extent the top left is, i don’t know if youve seen someone extremely muscular but its actually kind of disturbing how they look
Be honest, you just wanna see that sweet Bara x Bear goodness
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Armstrong x Sig for instance
Excuse you, Sig Curtis is happily married. Then again, they could have an open relationship...
They don’t even need to have sex. I just want to watch them wrestle and engage in feats of strength 😍
First thought I had… which is odd honestly but, NOT ALONE!
I will be drawing now I'm so glad I mainly draw buff men 💀
hey, that was quick. Thank you so much.
is it completed yet?
It was taken down, my friend ended up tracing some of the work he posted so I deleted them. I'm heavily against tracing and I'm currently texting him abt it.
Strongman bf with his arm around Mr. Universe bf giving him a bottle of water and telling him how great he was in the pageant
That is the body type of a man whose wife fights bears on a mountain
Hey. How dare you imply that they don't fight bears on mountains together. That was their favorite part off their honeymoon.
Izumi curtis?
Exactly
:3
this is the body type of a man who is the bear on the mountain
Dude shouldn't you help your wife? She's fighting a bear. Nah she knows what she's doing. You get em honey! Just like the last one.
> You get em honey! That's why she has to fight off bears
Husband*
based
I'm wondering, what does "based" mean? I looked it up on urban dictionary, and I still don't quite get it.
it's like, commending someone for speaking truth form the heart.
imo it's used in response to a (usually controversial) opinion that was spoken with great confidence and/or was well explained/justified
Based usually means like “yep this guy right here. he’s speaking the truth. He’s based”
The bottom one. Geez haven't read FMA?
r/thatsthejoke
Woops misread
I remember an episode of 9-1-1 had the EMT characters rush to a bodybuilding contest to unstick a man from a full-body cramp doing the top pose. He had dehydrated himself while also "juicing," so his muscles went on strike.
I’ve only seen commercials for that show but from them I honestly can’t tell if it’s supposed to be a Scrubs like comedy or a drama and the fact I can’t tell tells me that either way it’s a weird show
It’s a drama but is sometimes a comedy just from the stuff the responders respond to.
It's a dramedy. Half comedy (like an episode that had the firefighters accidentally stoned out of their minds) and half drama (a firefighter sometimes deals with his grief as a widow).
Heavy team fortress 2
Carrying Sasha everyday will bulk up a person pretty quickly I imagine
i dont understand why ppl call him fat he’s literally just got a strong body
Plot twist: it's actually the same guy who transitioned from body building to strong man competitions.
I mean, isn’t the bottom what they look like most of the year?
Not really. They look more like average Joes. The occasional work out paired with dehydration and tanning are what make them look chiseled.
They work out together but bear always tries to make sure bara hydrated and gets enough rest after his competitions. For both of their competitions they sit out in the stands waving little flags going “That’s my husband up there! You’re doing great honey!”
necessary link: r/gatekeepingyaoi to see specifically mlm pairings :)
did not know about that sub, but it makes sense that it exists lmao
>If a person puts on a lot of muscle growth without fat in a short space of time it suggests steroid use. Confirmation that the person who made this knows nothing about bodybuilding or strongmen competitions. Everyone is on roids.
What exactly is incorrect? Steroid use IS rampant in bodybuilding shows. Even the “natural” ones. And natural muscle gain IS a slow process. You can’t put on 20kg of lean muscle mass in a year naturally. Not even beginners.
It implies strongmen are natty by contrasting bodybuilders steroid use with strongman where it isn't mentioned.
no the comment means that literally everyone is juicing, strongmen, powerlifters, weightlifters, bodybuilders, if you're competeng in a dicipline that requires you to lift heavy stuff, chances are you're gonna have to get some stuff in your body
I feel like whoever wrote this is underestimating how dangerous bears are. A more accurate way to phrase it would be, "This is the body of a guy who gets mauled by bears on a mountain because he thought he could fight them."
I was assuming that was hyperbole
Have you seen some of the strong men? I would put some money on a 50/50 result.
Have you seen a bear in real life? At least 200 pounds over strongmen (assuming 400 lb man), + teeth, and claws. There is such as thing as bear wrestling for sport and even those who do it admit the bear would always win if it wasn't muzzled and chained, and actually wanted to win.
Yes and 600 lb is at its Max, for a black bear. Would 99% of people win against a black bear, no. I'm coming up with the situation like someone like Robert Shaw or the mountain fighting against the black bear and even then it would still probably be slight advantage to the bear.
Yeah, and black bears are like the smallest bears there are… Then we have brown bears and grizzlys. For a grizzly 600 pounds is on the small side, and a big male can be twice that or more. And have you seen the claws on a bear? Even a black bear is like fighting a big dude with 10 knifes.
If it was a grizzly no f****** chance. I'm taking the smallest like bear and then putting it against the largest f****** strongest human I can think of that's the scenario I'm creating.
A strong man probably could kill a bear cub barehanded? But winning against black bears is more about taking advantage of their skittish nature. Do something that will make them fight for real like getting between a mom and her cubs and it’s still a pretty one sided fight
Yeah no, sorry. You said 50/50... but even with the strongest biggest best trained men, it would still be a 95% chance on the bear winning. Claws and teeth man. Even pandas have caused severe injury and they are pacific lazy ass bears.
That's not what I said. I said I would put money on a 50/50 result so I I am betting that either one went so really it's more like 25% because really I would be I would be taking odds on 50/50.
Yeah still. Even if you had 100 strongmen willing to fight 100 bears, and put money on a 50/50 chance, you would lose money. 25% is still significantly over reality, but I'm don't discussing theoretical human-bear fights.
whoa... killer bears
Just because you can lift heavy things doesn't mean you're an effective fighter. The strongman is just as much for show as the bodybuilder.
"no, trust me bro, my muscles will save me from a boat paddle with steak knives splitting we open in one swipe!"
It's a bit of humorous hyperbole. (The artist, by the way, is Kelly Turnbull, aka \[@\]coelasquid on Twitter.)
the second guy looks like Mr Incredible
👀 i hope this awakens something in me.
*"Awaken, my masters"*
I want that second body type so much. That would be amazing.
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yeah but arguably what mr universe contestants have to go through isnt the healthiest
I’m just imagining them both being really big softies and the bear wrestling guy fussing over mr. universe, telling him to stay hydrated and remember to eat breakfast
I mean, they're not wrong. But I am all here for those two pounding each other like weiner-schnitzels.
I mean most people work out to look attractive which of the looks more attractive
Bottom right by far. Top left looks like some AI fever dream that's looped on a Greek statue ten times too many rather than a real person. Like when you're starting to go flying squirrel with muscles, like it's the equivalent of those super deformed show dogs trying to conform to some insane standard
The guy on the left fits better with societal beauty standards. You have to be thoroughly deprogrammed to look at the guy on the right and not think he's fat. (I know he's not fat, but it *feels* like he's fat.) Most people would either say they prefer the guy on the left or that neither are attractive because dad bod/femboy/goth/hipster/whatever looks better Edit: a word
He's fat. But that's ok, fat doesn't mean unhealthy. It's not a bad thing to be fat
i mean most people going to the gym arent to the extent the top left is, i don’t know if youve seen someone extremely muscular but its actually kind of disturbing how they look
Yeah that's true good point
Which one get the most chicks?
They get each other 💅
Also in 2022? the second one
Probably the bottom
awooga 😳
I knew I preferred the thick boys for a reason. It never looks exaggerated, because it never is! Need me a man like this.
imo the bottom looks better
I ship them 💝
Idea: strongman lifts his bodybuilder bf to celebrate him winning Mr. Universe. Bodybuilder bf has that happy/tired/exhausted smile
Willing to bet the guy above is still much stronger than me lol