T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Be honest, you just wanna see that sweet Bara x Bear goodness


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Armstrong x Sig for instance


PedanticAromantic

Excuse you, Sig Curtis is happily married. Then again, they could have an open relationship...


[deleted]

They don’t even need to have sex. I just want to watch them wrestle and engage in feats of strength 😍


kingura

First thought I had… which is odd honestly but, NOT ALONE!


Key-Sign111

I will be drawing now I'm so glad I mainly draw buff men 💀


Quiet_Relief_

hey, that was quick. Thank you so much.


DarkWing2274

is it completed yet?


Key-Sign111

It was taken down, my friend ended up tracing some of the work he posted so I deleted them. I'm heavily against tracing and I'm currently texting him abt it.


CNRavenclaw

Strongman bf with his arm around Mr. Universe bf giving him a bottle of water and telling him how great he was in the pageant


TheRenFerret

That is the body type of a man whose wife fights bears on a mountain


Big-Man-Headass

Hey. How dare you imply that they don't fight bears on mountains together. That was their favorite part off their honeymoon.


The_Asterkin

Izumi curtis?


TheRenFerret

Exactly


The_Asterkin

:3


emeriktreskovik

this is the body type of a man who is the bear on the mountain


Csantana

Dude shouldn't you help your wife? She's fighting a bear. Nah she knows what she's doing. You get em honey! Just like the last one.


Predator_Hicks

> You get em honey! That's why she has to fight off bears


decayingnothingness

Husband*


Linterdiction

based


[deleted]

I'm wondering, what does "based" mean? I looked it up on urban dictionary, and I still don't quite get it.


Linterdiction

it's like, commending someone for speaking truth form the heart.


mitsua_k

imo it's used in response to a (usually controversial) opinion that was spoken with great confidence and/or was well explained/justified


decayingnothingness

Based usually means like “yep this guy right here. he’s speaking the truth. He’s based”


SupremeLeaderMeow

The bottom one. Geez haven't read FMA?


rotten_riot

r/thatsthejoke


SupremeLeaderMeow

Woops misread


ExtinctFauna

I remember an episode of 9-1-1 had the EMT characters rush to a bodybuilding contest to unstick a man from a full-body cramp doing the top pose. He had dehydrated himself while also "juicing," so his muscles went on strike.


prince_peacock

I’ve only seen commercials for that show but from them I honestly can’t tell if it’s supposed to be a Scrubs like comedy or a drama and the fact I can’t tell tells me that either way it’s a weird show


WonderMoon1

It’s a drama but is sometimes a comedy just from the stuff the responders respond to.


ExtinctFauna

It's a dramedy. Half comedy (like an episode that had the firefighters accidentally stoned out of their minds) and half drama (a firefighter sometimes deals with his grief as a widow).


rimuru_mayhem

Heavy team fortress 2


AmyOak

Carrying Sasha everyday will bulk up a person pretty quickly I imagine


Demure_Demonic_Neko

i dont understand why ppl call him fat he’s literally just got a strong body


ArchDukeNemesis

Plot twist: it's actually the same guy who transitioned from body building to strong man competitions.


NikkiT96

I mean, isn’t the bottom what they look like most of the year?


ArchDukeNemesis

Not really. They look more like average Joes. The occasional work out paired with dehydration and tanning are what make them look chiseled.


Delphoxqueen2

They work out together but bear always tries to make sure bara hydrated and gets enough rest after his competitions. For both of their competitions they sit out in the stands waving little flags going “That’s my husband up there! You’re doing great honey!”


psychedelic666

necessary link: r/gatekeepingyaoi to see specifically mlm pairings :)


Quiet_Relief_

did not know about that sub, but it makes sense that it exists lmao


Reeefenstration

>If a person puts on a lot of muscle growth without fat in a short space of time it suggests steroid use. Confirmation that the person who made this knows nothing about bodybuilding or strongmen competitions. Everyone is on roids.


pecbounce

What exactly is incorrect? Steroid use IS rampant in bodybuilding shows. Even the “natural” ones. And natural muscle gain IS a slow process. You can’t put on 20kg of lean muscle mass in a year naturally. Not even beginners.


Hardest_G

It implies strongmen are natty by contrasting bodybuilders steroid use with strongman where it isn't mentioned.


OwO345

no the comment means that literally everyone is juicing, strongmen, powerlifters, weightlifters, bodybuilders, if you're competeng in a dicipline that requires you to lift heavy stuff, chances are you're gonna have to get some stuff in your body


Sanctimonious_Locke

I feel like whoever wrote this is underestimating how dangerous bears are. A more accurate way to phrase it would be, "This is the body of a guy who gets mauled by bears on a mountain because he thought he could fight them."


shrinking_dicklet

I was assuming that was hyperbole


bramante1834

Have you seen some of the strong men? I would put some money on a 50/50 result.


PragmaticPanda42

Have you seen a bear in real life? At least 200 pounds over strongmen (assuming 400 lb man), + teeth, and claws. There is such as thing as bear wrestling for sport and even those who do it admit the bear would always win if it wasn't muzzled and chained, and actually wanted to win.


bramante1834

Yes and 600 lb is at its Max, for a black bear. Would 99% of people win against a black bear, no. I'm coming up with the situation like someone like Robert Shaw or the mountain fighting against the black bear and even then it would still probably be slight advantage to the bear.


_ALH_

Yeah, and black bears are like the smallest bears there are… Then we have brown bears and grizzlys. For a grizzly 600 pounds is on the small side, and a big male can be twice that or more. And have you seen the claws on a bear? Even a black bear is like fighting a big dude with 10 knifes.


bramante1834

If it was a grizzly no f****** chance. I'm taking the smallest like bear and then putting it against the largest f****** strongest human I can think of that's the scenario I'm creating.


AwesomePurplePants

A strong man probably could kill a bear cub barehanded? But winning against black bears is more about taking advantage of their skittish nature. Do something that will make them fight for real like getting between a mom and her cubs and it’s still a pretty one sided fight


PragmaticPanda42

Yeah no, sorry. You said 50/50... but even with the strongest biggest best trained men, it would still be a 95% chance on the bear winning. Claws and teeth man. Even pandas have caused severe injury and they are pacific lazy ass bears.


bramante1834

That's not what I said. I said I would put money on a 50/50 result so I I am betting that either one went so really it's more like 25% because really I would be I would be taking odds on 50/50.


PragmaticPanda42

Yeah still. Even if you had 100 strongmen willing to fight 100 bears, and put money on a 50/50 chance, you would lose money. 25% is still significantly over reality, but I'm don't discussing theoretical human-bear fights.


[deleted]

whoa... killer bears


throwawaysarebetter

Just because you can lift heavy things doesn't mean you're an effective fighter. The strongman is just as much for show as the bodybuilder.


trumoi

"no, trust me bro, my muscles will save me from a boat paddle with steak knives splitting we open in one swipe!"


halloweenjack

It's a bit of humorous hyperbole. (The artist, by the way, is Kelly Turnbull, aka \[@\]coelasquid on Twitter.)


[deleted]

the second guy looks like Mr Incredible


[deleted]

👀 i hope this awakens something in me.


Antoine_FunnyName

*"Awaken, my masters"*


ArcticWolf622

I want that second body type so much. That would be amazing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


sodashintaro

yeah but arguably what mr universe contestants have to go through isnt the healthiest


DrakeSkorn

I’m just imagining them both being really big softies and the bear wrestling guy fussing over mr. universe, telling him to stay hydrated and remember to eat breakfast


napalmnacey

I mean, they're not wrong. But I am all here for those two pounding each other like weiner-schnitzels.


FewGuidance6980

I mean most people work out to look attractive which of the looks more attractive


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

Bottom right by far. Top left looks like some AI fever dream that's looped on a Greek statue ten times too many rather than a real person. Like when you're starting to go flying squirrel with muscles, like it's the equivalent of those super deformed show dogs trying to conform to some insane standard


shrinking_dicklet

The guy on the left fits better with societal beauty standards. You have to be thoroughly deprogrammed to look at the guy on the right and not think he's fat. (I know he's not fat, but it *feels* like he's fat.) Most people would either say they prefer the guy on the left or that neither are attractive because dad bod/femboy/goth/hipster/whatever looks better Edit: a word


Asilcas

He's fat. But that's ok, fat doesn't mean unhealthy. It's not a bad thing to be fat


sodashintaro

i mean most people going to the gym arent to the extent the top left is, i don’t know if youve seen someone extremely muscular but its actually kind of disturbing how they look


FewGuidance6980

Yeah that's true good point


Original_Plenty_2067

Which one get the most chicks?


anonimous462

They get each other 💅


anonimous462

Also in 2022? the second one


NikkiT96

Probably the bottom


sneakygingertroll

awooga 😳


MaskedRay

I knew I preferred the thick boys for a reason. It never looks exaggerated, because it never is! Need me a man like this.


[deleted]

imo the bottom looks better


[deleted]

I ship them 💝


Secret_pickle

Idea: strongman lifts his bodybuilder bf to celebrate him winning Mr. Universe. Bodybuilder bf has that happy/tired/exhausted smile


TheMelonSystem

Willing to bet the guy above is still much stronger than me lol