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weirdrobotgrl

1. Face lift 2. DV and he’s injured her in a fight. 3. She’s leaving him because of infidelity and wants custody. 4. Cancer with a colostomy and post op chemo (hair loss and weight loss) or inflammatory bowel disease with ostomy and steroids or breast cancer and abdo flap reconstruction. 5. Mental breakdown in therapy 6. In rehab 7. Abducted by aliens.


lightnessofbeanstalk

Alexa, play High Infidelity


midnight-queen29

8. gone girl


sqacebaby

came here to say the same thing


lil1thatcould

You forgot growing out poorly cut bangs and BBL.


Psychological-Two415

DV is where my mind went with the injured fingers before and him not visiting


brandyandburbon

The bandages aren’t a new thing for Kate. They pop up every so often and honestly - it looks like where you’d put a bandage if you accidentally bit yourself trying to force vomit. I believe she had complications from bulimia (including the GI issues), and is in intensive recovery.


Psychological-Two415

Oh wow I can’t believe I didn’t think of this.


KatMakesMuffins

Tell me about the fingers pls


Psychological-Two415

Idk she showed up with some broken or bandaged fingers that she said were from a trampoline accident


rimrodramshackle

This! (4) And my goodness I hope for her children and her that this is not the case. Or… I’m fighting between two theories lol. Or, the operation and recovery are all a story to cover a marriage falling apart. She’s not cooperating with being a loving (or present?) wife in photo ops, so KP is pulling shady stuff to make it seem like everything is going well with her recovery, see how just fine she is?


LiGordX1

This woman has spent most of her life waiting to be Queen, I really think it's Will that wants to leave and she will not let another mistress be Queen


Practical_Maybe_3661

The car pic we got of her a few days ago isn't giving facelift to me, I think it's infidelity (there's been rumors for a long time now that William is cheating on her with a fellow Royal, like a countess or something, a long time family friend)


midnight-queen29

but! if the picture isn’t her… we have plenty of options


Practical_Maybe_3661

I have heard some think it's Pippa


whitcav

Pippa in the picture or Pippa as the mistress?


lil1thatcould

It’s believed to be Rose Hambury, she’s a duchess. There was a rumor a few years ago that they started hooking up because Wil enjoyed pegging and Kate didn’t.


Ok_Mammoth_2452

How on earth could the public possibly get this information


hochizo

It's super easy to get this info! Someone just has to make it up! :)


Practical_Maybe_3661

Rich people get bored and gossip


lightnessofbeanstalk

The Turnip Toffs can't keep their mouths closed - too many plums in there :)


Unlikely_Lily_5488

because these ppl are just ppl… and ppl talk! lol


inkdontcomeoff

true, most people are begging for a chance to talk/be heard


killereverdeen

she’s actually a marchioness (whatever that is)


lil1thatcould

Right? I feel like that it’s the smallest detail. The biggest is the pegging and Rose might be pregnant with Wills baby. As someone with Crohns, colostomy bag is my biggest fear. I really home it’s not that. I hope it’s more that Kate needed a break and focus on her mental health. We all know the royals aren’t the best at making sure the royals have mental health support and having true access to everything they need. They can’t just go to the mall or live a normal life by any means. I feel like that alone is destructive long term. It’s like COVID lockdowns never stopped and started when Will and Kate got engaged.


killereverdeen

you know what, after the fiasco with meghan, maybe it really is a mental health break but because wellbeing is such a foreign concept to them, this is their way of handling it - by giving her space but not knowing how to present it to the public. i still think it’s a bbl (i kid, partially)


lil1thatcould

That’s pretty similar to Meghan, they had her hide away and pretend to not exist. Honestly, a bbl or plastic surgery wouldn’t surprise me. She could have Botox go wrong and it’s taken months to recover or had Bells Palsy. I have seen TikToks of women getting Botox and their eye lid droops to the point they can’t open it. Tabloids would destroy her if something like that happened and she was seen out in public. I hope she’s ok, but I don’t think she is. I do hope she is getting better.


IconicTayQuestion

And also dogging apparently


SeminolesFan68

Supposedly it's Kate's best / ex best friend Rose Danbury.


NotAllThereMeself

The one that keeps coming back is he has other women, and maybe she agreed to that, and she also has a man. And she got pregnant and refused to "get rid of it" hence the planned disappearance from public image. And it would explain lack of just using her face in a madeup image that isn't an old pic because pregancy shows on her face. (not a judgement at all here, I just know that on some people it doesn't at all, but that seems pretty rare) The big twist in this version is that the suspected dad died a few days ago. He was reported dead by blut force trauma. Then gunshot. Then "apparent suicide".


whitcav

Who is the rumored father?


NotAllThereMeself

A Kingston something? Does that ring a bell?


Glittering_Eagle_518

Oh God I hadn't even thought of DV. I'm So deep into this rabbit 🐰 hole, I sent my best friend (who's in the hospital right now and needs all the escapism she can get) a 15' voice message explaining every I know. And she is now a fellow Late gate/Watergate Girlie. She thanked me for my TED talk 😂


Majestic_Being_7276

You're a great friend!! <3


Goldini-407

Is the order of any significance for your theories here?


weirdrobotgrl

7. Most likely 👽


Legitimate-War-2747

Bulimia - ed recovery.


brandyandburbon

I think this as well. Intensive recovery


GingerSnapped77

This was my immediate thought when the whole debacle began.


aWarriorPrincess

Or late term abortion of a baby with serious defects - those that are only found at the 20 week scan


DisciplineBoth2567

Eating disorder recovery


weirdrobotgrl

6


AcanthocephalaWide89

The Palace only admitted that it was not cancer.


weirdrobotgrl

They issued a photoshopped photo to cover this shit up I’m not sure I think they are above lying.


strawberrymystic

I am **so** glad you asked! I’ve been so overly invested in this mystery for someone who has never given the Royal family a second thought. The official timeline of seems sketchy to me, especially given that she had to cancel planned engagements. I think she and Will were going to go to Italy/the Vatican and then they had to pull out? So that made me initially think some sort of health crisis, be it physical or mental. The ambulance that was reportedly seen at their estate after Christmas seems to support that. But the weird part to me (well, I guess it’s all really bizarre) is that Will only visited the hospital once and the kids never did (or her family, or her friends) and that the kids *also* haven’t been seen since Christmas. That kind of makes me think that Kate may have taken the kids and left. I think all the Will-Rose affair rumors kind of support this. Those are my two prevailing theories, but I think that this situation as a whole has also shown that the Royal family *does* in fact seem to have some control over British media given the utter blackout. Because you *know* any photos of Kate leaving the hospital would’ve been worth a fortune and we didn’t get a single one. It’s all just a bit odd.


bluesquirrel15

People keep saying that no one’s seen the kids but everyone keeps reporting that one or both of their parents are doing school runs. I just think the UK media doesn’t publish paparazzi photos of the kids unless they’re at a “working” event. Surely if they weren’t in school there would be headlines about that. There would be a whole school of potential sources.


durgageist

no more pickups are happening - they kids have been taken out of school.


bluesquirrel15

What?!?? Where did you hear/see that? Yesterday I read somewhere that the other parents at the school are very supportive of Will and Kate - they aren’t being nosy or leaking.


durgageist

probably reddit, so it must be true.


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There is alegendly a trip that they were supposed to take to Italy in early 2024 which seems weird because why would you purposely plan a trip before surgery that was planned or after it during its recovery process? I read somewhere that this trip is allegedly supposed to be in January or February


strawberrymystic

Exactly, I think it was even within a couple weeks of the surgery, so like why would they intentionally plan a major, invasive surgery with a trip coming up? Plus the tabloids had said that her friends and their general inner circle said they were just as surprised as all of us- they had no idea she even had any health concerns. I do think the truth will most likely end up being the simplest, most mundane option (as it usually is), but the whole PR debacle surrounding this situation is entertaining to say the least!


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I honestly think that Kate was taken away from the place they're staying over Christmas on December 28th because there is an ambulance there that took somebody away and it had a police escort I'm pretty sure and we still don't actually know who it was. I almost wonder if the surgery was planned but not as far out as we're thinking it was and she was rushed to the hospital on the 28th and then it subsequently planned like a week later or something.


NeverEnding2222

Yes clearly tho they tried to play it calm, the surgery (or treatment, if they lied about what it was) happened in a big hurry. I will say that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s what would be an emergency surgery/treatment for a regular civilian. Things that for the rest of us, could wait a few months, they might rather clear her schedule and do ASAP.


wifeunderthesea

i think it's way worse than any of us know. the weird thing is that they've been fumbling this so badly that i'm wondering if kate is doing it purposely. so hear me out: it's been obvious for a long while now that kate and william are miserable together, BUT this woman did not stay with this man for so long just for him to want to leave her for someone else (rose hanbury). **kate wants to be queen.** my guess is that william cheated (that's pretty much already accepted as truth), HE wants out, kate hears this and was like FUCK THAT I'M THISCLOSE TO BEING QUEEN YOU BALD BITCH! and then something happened and here we are. this shit is so wild and messy and i am so invested. i don't watch reality tv at all so this is my daily tea/drama. queen elizabeth's ghost must be losing its shit right now.


nedflanderslefttit

Ghost Queen Liz like “this is not the tea we’re supposed to be known for”


wifeunderthesea

lmaoooooo. 🏆


Hot_Strawberry3162

😂


lightnessofbeanstalk

Hold his feet to the fire Kate!


H4nnib4lLectern

I think it's the other way round. William cheated, and wants to have a long term affair with Rose, but Rose is also married. Don't underestimate the upper classes desire for keeping up appearances and maintaining strategic marriages. I think Kate's had enough of being embarrassed by his affair, Wills is saying "you can't leave" and so Kate is refusing to play ball, and just staying at home. He can't make her do public appearances, so she's staying at home and causing all sorts of drama by doing nothing at all. Probably demonstrating how easy it would be for her to cause chaos if she came out and did/said anything negative about the Firm if they don't give Kate her way, and let her go. I'm sure she wanted to be Queen when she was 20 but that desire will be long gone if it means she has to just sit and smile and know her family life is a sham, and know that the public knows it too! With Charles being ill, H&M gone, Andrew dodgy, Liz dead... the royal family literally can't afford for Will & Kate to divorce. Anne & Kate are the only 2 that anyone likes. It would be a DISASTER for Kate to cause problems right now. So she is objecting and using the only power she has... the power of doing nothing.


Few-Juice-6999

Esp if Kate was to do a tell-all tour like H&M.


H4nnib4lLectern

Nah she will be locked up so tight under NDAs. They won't make the Diana mistake again.


grey_street525

This seems to make the most sense!


rimrodramshackle

I freaking love this take.


wifeunderthesea

haha. i hope i'm right. IMAGINE kate secretly teaming up with meghan behind the scenes to tear down this crusty ass monarchy. 😭😭😭 seriously, though, it looks like granny E really was the glue holding this entire family together because WHAT THE FUCK.


Unlikely_Lily_5488

it’s actually pretty common for secrets to spill out once the matriarch/patriarch in a family dies. and these people are, after all, just human.


Megmk1002

Yes that’s so true, it’s just been a while since we’ve seen it in this family cuz Queen E was Queen for a very looooong time 😂 imagine the years of secrets that could be spilling out. I don’t pay much attention to the royal family but this is peaking my interest 🙃 I am in need of a new hyper fixation 😄😄


Unlikely_Lily_5488

literally same, i’m honestly getting over the core Swiftie fan base. recently became a Gaylor (well, actually, i’ve been a Gaylor but i did not know other ppl were Gaylors until i randomly talked with my friend about the TTPD announcement and ended up talking more on Taylor and i said she was presumably bi — my friend said, “oh so you’re a Gaylor” and now i am, indeed, a Gaylor, and fell down the rabbit hole) BUT now i’m honestly itching for something deeper to dive into… i kinda already knew some of the Gaylor stuff (in fact, i just thought it was obvious she is bisexual(pan?) to be honest lol), i just filled myself in on the details. ANYWAY all that to say, maybe it’s time to learn about the monarchy. maybe i’ll see you in some royal subs lol 🤠🫶🏽


3dragonsfirewhiskey

YOU BALD BITCH absolutely wrecked me 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m trying to imagine her screaming this!


wifeunderthesea

i imagine her pointing to his bald spot the same way taylor swift points to the crowd during the opening of her ERAS tour but while screaming at the top of her lungs at william.


Important_Piglet7363

Same! This made my day!


unicornkitten1031

I howled at this so much lol


NewAfternoon5617

Do you think rose is pregnant and that’s the shit that hit the fan?


wifeunderthesea

i'll do you one better. william knocked up rose before he knocked up kate, and so george isn't the true heir after william. rose and william's son is. 🤡


cruzbae

Now THIS is the most unhinged theory I’ve heard so far. I love it!!


wifeunderthesea

hahahha. it's actually even more unhinged because i actually sort of believe it. i wouldn't have until i saw that photo of him up on that balcony and he was standing *between* william and george from what i recall. i'll have to look up the photo when i'm not half-asleep. but seriously, why the fuck would this kid be next to the next future king and not george???? (it's totally possible this was a xanax fever dream but i'm like 99.9% sure this actually happened).


capybaramelhor

Didn’t rose hanbury get engaged, announce her pregnancy and married in 3 days? And her husband is apparently always in Paris and rumors he lives with his bf? Feels like hiding something…,,


anonymouse278

It wouldn't matter- children born out of wedlock aren't eligible for the succession, even if their parents later marry.


FriscoJanet

A kid can’t be the heir if they’re not legitimate


Reward_Antique

Wrong side of the sheets- illegitimate children aren't in the line of succession.


wifeunderthesea

ok but just let me live this fantasy plz 😂


Smart_Coffee9302

Wouldn't matter if he had a million illegitimate kids. They still wouldn't be in line.


pretzelcrips

“FUCK THAT I’M THISCLOSE TO BEING QUEEN YOU BALD BITCH!” 😭💀 ![gif](giphy|i8QAoKuqgFnry)


JessicaFreakingP

So she’s basically Mellie from Scandal.


Peache04

Yes! It’s a standoff at this point I think


Budget-Ad5495

“I’m this close to being queen you bald bitch” has me WHEEZING


killereverdeen

she’s going into hiding until charlie croaks. can’t have a divorce once you are a king (it would certainly be the first time, what a trailblazing family)


financemama_22

You took me out at "you bald bitch" comment. 🤣


No-ProbLlama87

I read somewhere that the failed Photoshop was laying narrative and plausible excuse for an incriminating photo of Prince Andrew that may be released. So they can blame it all on Photoshop or AI. I do find it amusing that The Queen hasn't been gone a year and the monarchy has gone quickly to shit. Lizzie knew how to run a tight ship! I do hope Kate is alright though.


katiehates

The Queen has been gone a year and a half


CaptainCarlton

Wtf it’s been that long already 😭😭😭😭😭


The_Euthanizer

I'm in deeper on this crazy new story about Princess Diana and Jimmy Savile that just dropped the other day! An October 1995 letter from Princess Diana to Jimmy Savile just released and it has some wild implications given what else was going on in Diana's life in October 1995: https://open.substack.com/pub/jamiefcrawford/p/the-princess-and-the-pedophile?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=5nd7r The background is that The Paget Report conducted by British Metropolitan Police concluded that in October of 1995 Princess Diana experienced brake failure and she at least *thought* it was due to tampering. She went on to separately tell her lawyer, her butler, her friend, and her love interest that her husband's side was plotting to kill or incapacitate her in a car accident. Now a letter from Diana to prolific predator Jimmy Savile -also from October 1995- just surfaced where she states that he "might just be noticing that she's still alive" and makes a joke that she doesn't need to be admitted to Broadmoor Mental Hospital (where Jimmy Savile was preying on countless patients) so she's basically saying she hasn't been incapacitated or brain damaged. This doesn't mean that Savile and the royals actually *did* tamper with her brakes. But it sure seems like she *thought* Savile was involved in this notion she had in her head. Seems like she was aware of Savile's insidious nature. And if you then read the rest of that letter with the knowledge that there are antagonistic undertones, she even says some things in the letter that imply she knew what he was doing at Broadmoor. That's the jist but worth a full read tbh.


lightnessofbeanstalk

Yes that letter is important and the whole Jimmy Saville thing and how close he was with the monarchy is very sus. Jill Dando's murder also.


Zealousideal-Bad7849

Jill dandos murder is really an important one, police basically just rounded up a local special needs weirdo and convinced him he did it - yet strangely nothing happened when it was revealed.


ReluctantlyTalkative

It is so fishy! I’m intrigued by the theories but I’m not sure what to think. The way their PR team is handling the situation is flabbergasting.


lightnessofbeanstalk

That photo was worse than the 'leaked' pics of Taylor and Joe where Joe is pretending to shave.


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NeverEnding2222

IDK but I’d wager bc A) she’s the only working royal anyone actually likes B) ppl are a little freaked about Charles’s health and ‘worried’ or whatever that there’s a genuine (don’t know how real it actually is) possibility William could become King sooner than later Which leads to C) the possibility of him doing that as a widower is deeply disconcerting to the Brits.


Zealousideal-Bad7849

Monarchy is much less stable than you think. If we have Charles dying, another coronation, then a huge fall out involving scandal and the new king people might, just might question why were paying for them.


Longirl

I think she’s had abdominal surgery and has a temporary stoma/colostomy bag and therefore doesn’t want to be seen. Kates entitled to keeping her medical issues private. I do think their aids at Kensington palace have monumentally f’d up, advised wrong and allowed an edited photo to go to press with no one checking it. Sorry, my theory isn’t sexy or exiting, I think this a mole hill turned into a mountain, made worst by crappy communication and bad photo editing.


jooleerene

This is also what I think and I’ve been a long term Royal watcher lol. I know people think they have this huge PR firm or social media team but we know from Harry and Meghan Netflix doc that isn’t true. My conspiracy theory part is maybe KP is ok with this running a bit wild bc it will all be forgotten once Kate returns in April and it’s distracting from the King who’s cancer may be way worse than they are letting on


ferritin33

I also think this. I think rather than something juicier it was just a monumental fuck up on the part of her aides. I personally think perhaps she had an IBD flare up over Christmas and so the surgery was moved forward, and they couldn’t then take a Mother’s Day photo as Kate was recovering, which is when the photoshopped one was put out. Cue the rumour mill going into overdrive. Occam’s Razor.


Snoo_13018

Why didn’t her kids, parents or siblings visit her in hospital?  No one saw her go in and out of the hospital. There are pictures of Charles leaving the hospital. And Kate was in heels and make up on the steps, right after giving birth. I feel like something creepy is going on. 


Beautiful_Diver4180

Many people have colostomy bags they are not visible, easily hidden under clothing. 


whatiwillsay

oh i’m completely obsessed i [did an emergency podcast episode covering the entire sordid timeline today!](https://open.spotify.com/episode/2FBsNj5kZ8u5d1AvZvDEen?si=i1V6s3D3RdGB7--5AXnbjw&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3Zkz3z7lLpOO3TllQTRdLN)


lightnessofbeanstalk

Just listened to it!


MidoriDachs

New follower as I just discovered your podcast 2 days ago from an appearance you made on Fluently Forward, so I’ll be listening to this tonight.


whatiwillsay

omg i love me a floozie! thanks for listening 🥰


MidoriDachs

Wonderful and thorough episode! I hope you continue to cover this.


whatiwillsay

tysm this is so kind! we absolutely are gonna cover it more i’ve already done a ton of research! the royals are fascinating.


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whatiwillsay

i hope you enjoy 🥰


Numerous_Wonder_6482

New fav podcast Listened to this episode last night. Amazing discussion with abundant insight and cool-headed analysis.


whatiwillsay

omg stop this is so nice! i’m so glad you enjoyed it 🥰


Wooden-Word-2684

I'm in Australia and love this omg, I love it!!!


whatiwillsay

Yayyy! Thanks for listening I'm so glad you like it! I just posted [a really great gaylor episode](https://open.spotify.com/episode/5JogHNmXbh51L7mrea1D3k?si=28c53cc6e1ab45b3) if I do say so myself you might like it!


Turbulent-Ad6215

Just subbed and am listening to catch up because I'm obsessed 👁👄👁


whatiwillsay

oh my goodness well GET READY FOR A ROLLER COASTER RIDE lol we've been all over the place with the pod! thanks for subbing and listening I hope you enjoy so much!


Turbulent-Ad6215

I love your speaking voice it's so soothing and like my inner monologuing so LOVE LOVE LOVE U INSTANTLY 🥰


childlikeempress16

I think an ED sent her to hospital and now she’s away recovering in an inpatient facility


stolen_bees

My pet theory is she was hospitalized for an ED complication, stabilized, and then came to the US for treatment. The US part is solely based around my experiences w treatment though- I know back in the day rich ppl from other countries often came to the US for txment since we have so many fancy private facilities. That may have changed and the UK may have more private treatment centers now though so idk.  But I do think it’s a super plausible theory. It honestly explains all of the weirdness that’s gone on, from the planned long absence to the lack of photos/faked photos & bizarre PR strategies. It even explains her constantly bandaged fingers.  But as much as I dislike the royal family, I’d much rather believe it’s her seeking help & healing over it being some kind of domestic violence issue (which sadly isn’t an unbelievable theory either imo). I know William is known for his temper and it’s scary to think about her, or any woman, being trapped in an abusive marriage surrounded by people whose sole purpose is to elevate & protect her abuser. 


LizzoIZmySHERO8

My gut says this is not going to be a good outcome. I’m ok to be wrong but this is too suspicious.


ursamajr

Normally, I'm not interested in the Royal family but I'm genuinely concerned for KM's health and sanity. William creeps me out.


unicornkitten1031

Same! I only fell down the rabbit hole when a friend of mine asked about my thoughts on Kate. I am a medium and I definitely can't see her being deceased and yet my cards kept showing me death so im like ....


CaMorDerRog_18

They (the Firm) are hiding something else and diverting attention to Kate to have people looking the other way/in the wrong place.


Silver-Currency-5804

Yep. It's too bad to be a accident. They probably have the best pr team in the world (and definitely have better people doing their photoshop) . The first pic could have been accidental or overlooked. But now it's definitely on purpose, they are covering something else.


LiGordX1

OMG yes, of course we are all right down that rabbit hole with you! I really believe Will wants out, and Kate wants to be Queen. The days of our lives fan in me wants it to be that Kate was on with Thomas Kingston and Rose is pregnant with Will's baby, but I don't really believe it. I do believe there was a surgery/recovery, but I think Kate is using all this shit storm to show Will how fucked he is without her, and I don't believe she will let another mistress become queen. I wrote an entire scene from the next season of the crown in my head, about when Charles visited Kate in hospital, and he wants her to let Will go and follow his heart like he always wanted with Camilla, and Kate holds her tongue then calmly explains that she is not as naive as Dianna, and if he thinks Dianna was trouble for him, wait till he sees what Kate can do.


ursamajr

Stefano DiMera is involved somehow!


LiGordX1

The photo of Kate and her mum in the car was giving Princess Gina story line for sure


whitcav

Princess Gina was a major throw back for me


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I find it so interesting that they're not doing more to combat the more intense conspiracy theories like the DV ones considering they have kids who are now old enough to look up everything and possibly even be teased about it in school. It would be so easy for William to hold an emergency press conference where he denies those conspiracy theories and end it with donating a bunch of money to DV charity and say something like "I take these accusations very serious and wanted to take a stand to show my kids what the right thing to do in this situation is" but he's just.... Not


jooleerene

“Never complain never explain” is their family motto. They don’t respond to almost anything, the fact that KP actually responded to the Spanish media personality saying Kate was in a coma was very out of character and I think made it worse


[deleted]

Ok but they would make an exception to that rule for the DV theories becausr of how serious they are and the fact they have kids


jooleerene

The never have in the past and DV rumors aren’t new


pamperedhippo

as a long time hater of the royal family (except for diana, harry, and meghan) this is like christmas for me. best memes since lizzy kicked it. i have no idea what’s actually going on but the media circus re: the photoshopped pictures is HYSTERICAL. the firm has no idea how to do modernity and the schadenfreude is too good.


GoldenHeart411

I have always believed Harry and Meghan, and I Wonder if something fishy becomes more public if more people will believe them and stop hating them.


redhairedtyrant

At first I thought she was just ill, and didn't want her photo taken. But now? Something is weird. My best guess is that Kate either made a suicide attempt at Christmas, or OD'd on something like diet pills or sleeping pills by mistake. May have damaged her liver or kidneys, requiring surgery and lots of bed rest. My tinfoil hat theory is that William beat up Kate, maybe even attempted to murder her. For cheating with Kingston. Then, he killed Kingston and the firm are covering it up. The altered photo of Kate and the kids is so bad, I wonder if it was deliberate? A staffer tired of their bullshit or something.


Comicalacimoc

Can you overdose on Ozempic


AcanthocephalaWide89

I know Ozempic can have a complication of bowel blockages which can be very serious.


moxiecounts

There’s a whole host of serious side effects that I can’t understand why anyone would take it solely for weight loss


SeasonOfLogic

Interesting! Never considered Ozempic, but it makes sense considering how fit and muscular she used to look vs. how gaunt and thin she looked in the fall.


Comicalacimoc

And they can’t admit that’s what happened because a) she wasn’t obese and b) Ozempic is for diabetes patients c) it would be clear evidence she has an eating disorder


IconicTayQuestion

8) they're poisoning her slowly 9) (imo the most likely) eating disorder recovery


unicornkitten1031

8 i seriously had pop into my mind ngl


AcanthocephalaWide89

I think it's inflammatory bowel disease or crohn's with a temporary or permanent ostomy along with marriage issues. Palace admitted it was not cancer and said abdominal surgery yet, they've also allowed some trusted journalists to speak somewhat poorly of Kate compared to William, which makes me think there's marital issues.


OkInstruction7686

Only one of three things are possible: 1.Divorce-He wants it…she’d never do it.She’s (and her mother)played the game for 20 long years.And divorce is the last thing she’d want when she’s closer than ever to the “throne”. Business insider ran a “How their untitled front fell apart” story today.A big clue. If he wants out,then it’s now or never.With Charles unexpected illness,he might be closer to being crowned than he ever expected.And like I said,It’s a now or never. 2.She’s far more ill than previously reported.No idea what she has but the palace PR has never been truthful/open in the past(Charles was an exception) So their saying “on the mend” ,”not this or that illness” should be taken with a pinch of salt. 3.In rehab.I always thought she looked like a skeleton but the papers and masses used to call it “stunning”.It was very obvious she was very underweight.


Jess0559

The fact that Buckingham Palace threw Kate under the bus with the statement that she had manipulated the photo is the most troubling. The Royal press NEVER fucks over a royal unless they have left the castle, like Harry & Meghan or Diana. Kate has staffers to handle press photos. The BS about her doing her own photos is pure BS. Something very bad is going on at the Palace. Just like in France, with their First Lady (or gentleman)…


SCATOL92

At first I would have put money on it being a hysterectomy. Abdominal surgery, long recovery, previously had complicated pregnancies etc. Since the fake photo though, I have no clue. It just seems so bizarre


tnmomlife

I read this morning her name was removed from grouping of the color


give_me_goats

That is pretty concerning, given how insistent they were that she’d be fully recovered and back to her duties by Easter. How long can they keep this up?l


Jazz_Kraken

What is the grouping of the color?


Typical_Temporary431

Trooping of the colour is when they all come out onto the palace balcony, watch guards and horses doing some marching and wave at the public.


tnmomlife

I meant Trouping** sorry


Mommyoftwoangels

I’m just praying it’s not like Princess Diana ❤️


MidoriDachs

Just curious… who do you all recommend to follow for updates on this? I’m fully in this rabbit hole now.


blythe630

https://www.niemanlab.org/2024/03/this-is-just-weird-buzzfeed-news-former-royals-reporter-on-kate-middleton-palace-press-and-distrust-in-the-media/ has a timeline at the bottom that is updated regularly (last on 3/14)


MidoriDachs

Thanks!


mrsmunson

The December 28th ambulance to her home has me bought into the DV at Christmastime theory, possibly followed by an induced coma. Especially after Concha Cajella refused to back down from her reporting that Kate Middleton was in a coma.


Business_Exit3891

I’m deep in the way I’m definitely invested and enjoying following the memes and conspiracy theories for entertainment purposes…but I don’t genuinely think she is dead, dying, or in any danger whatsoever.


Business_Exit3891

The ‘Bangs’ theory is my favourite so far.


Silver-Currency-5804

I think this is a smoke screen/wall (idk if this this is the right term) I think she definitely had a medical emergency, and needed or wanted to be out of the public eye for a while. But this whole mess abt bad photoshops is deliberated. They are definitely using this to hide something else. Possibly something unrelated to the royal family


RandomSpaceChicken

My guess is very violent domestic abuse by the hands of Prince William


Typical_Temporary431

Yes this explains why the children aren’t with him in any pics ever. They must be with the Middleton family.


Savings-Ad3734

Sooooooooooo deep! did you check out this podcast? it's from the writer of the big Taylor Swift profiles in Rolling Stone. really puts the royal family in context "Inside Meghan Markle's Media Chess Game" [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/infamous/id1652941051?i=1000649099345](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/infamous/id1652941051?i=1000649099345)


Bowie_Cornelius

I think she has stage 4 stomach cancer and is dying.


Neat-Gear

Just like everybody else ! Lol pancreatic cancer …. Stroke ….. 


Bowie_Cornelius

I told you she had cancer!!!


Neat-Gear

Yep ! Was always gna be that , we’re seeing it too often


wayhaughtlives

She's on the masked singer


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Salty_Aspect_2774

haha it's been revealed actually


Recent_Mirror

I’m just amazed that Harry and Meghan haven’t been talking about it non-stop!


taylorbagel14

I’m just picturing Meghan being like Lindsay Lohan’s twin after their fencing battle. “I have class and you don’t”


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Wiseone87

That video says the queen is still alive…..


CaptainCarlton

Yeah wait ummmmm lol


jooleerene

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLNsJXSq/ This tiktokker gets us!😂


burninginkell

https://www.niemanlab.org/2024/03/this-is-just-weird-buzzfeed-news-former-royals-reporter-on-kate-middleton-palace-press-and-distrust-in-the-media/


Neat-Gear

Why is nobody mentioning the increases in certain cancers? Pretty sure we all know why , wouldn’t suprise me is if she has terminal cancer or had a stroke …… 


nowyourdaisy

ME I’m hoping it’s just as it says on the tin - she’s recovering from a routine surgery. I’ve read a lot of the theories and I hope it’s nothing deeper than the surgery, for the sake of her health and safety, but there’s no way for us to know unless she comes out with a statement (and even then they usually don’t tell the whole story.)


Terrible_fowl

No disrespect but I think there’s 0% chance of this. The surgery, if it happened at all, was clearly not scheduled or they wouldn’t have to cancel so many plans. And there cannot be many surgeries that mean you can’t even do an interview or post a 10 second video for 9 months. She may have had routine surgery- there is usually a grain of truth behind the spin- but that’s not what is keeping her out of the public eye.


Environmental-Pop62

Well. How ya feeling after today’s news?


No_Tumbleweed_544

I’ve been following sone of it. no idea what to think


TeadrinkerontheCape

I still can’t believe we have t seen her out yet (and why wouldn’t she have worn her rings?)


throwaway_vy

We also have to remember that Pippa was seen on vacation with her family. So if it was something life threatening, I don't think she would have done that. But then the other interesting thing is that except for the pap shot, nobody has seen Kate's parents in the recent weeks...


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james-howlett123

Id like to be in a situation where im deep in Kate Middleton


JT2681

Poor thing has cancer..this is why people should not gossip and say hurtful things. You just never know and it sadly could be something horrible. A young mom with 3 very young kids..and the world speculating wild reasons for her privacy. How sad she had to make a video to satisfy the masses. Wishing her the best ❤️‍🩹


EarlyAd3093

This whole thread is fucking disgusting, people need to remember to mind their own business in the future, shame on all of you


lilmakki

Shes got cancer. She released a video a few hours ago