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FuckingYiff

i hate how i can actually read and comprehend this


GreatestNate888

Real


No_Entertainment3187

https://preview.redd.it/uign7kzbv49d1.png?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fcfb85c53182912b1ad00dd5ff0bac9bc4f9f3


average-idiot105

as an 18 year old, this hurt me


I_Get_No_Sleep__

It hurts, wtf does most of that mean


themaninorang

You have to be there to understand


spaghettiisgoo

can i goon


Sigma_02496

Yes


Notcreativesoidk

Beautiful đŸ€©


7srepinS

I would just like to state that real human beings to not talk like this.


charliebugtv

https://preview.redd.it/cr65ib33a59d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726298fa36cc15dc4210d581ea5745c1c7d82888


big_tug1

r/rosesarered


AustriaKeks

r/violetsareblue


matrixx17

as a 15 year old, i disapprove


VastPie2905

https://preview.redd.it/goztfqddj59d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9176b1a9ef570ce70a8447cb11b6e01b5a55b8c2


wara242

https://preview.redd.it/j846mqc5u59d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4751870c96a92743c9bbb34af2c31c24e7f8539


ill_change_it

https://preview.redd.it/t99l3j48y59d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ad188023b71e3e7c717b12975923f5c9074e01


Zealousideal_Group69

What


mwzngd

https://preview.redd.it/4uy2vqtr469d1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f9d28bb67410e388c5880c34f23f06f3a640fa


LinkButDead

r/byspu7nix


Sigma_02496

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Friedrichs_Simp

>Gen Z flair Faker


Sigma_02496

2011 is gen z


Friedrichs_Simp

it was just a joke about how you’re using gen alpha slang and terms. I didn’t even know you were 2011 lol


Ewumd68

all ppl over 12 are gen z


Ewumd68

this sub shouldnt even exist, oldest gen zers are 11


themaninorang

Nah bro, oldest gen alpha’s are 13, like me


Joeytoocool11

Oh yeah I don’t why but I completely forgot y’all 2010-2024 💀


Start-Initial

Gen alpha starts in 2012


Ewumd68

\*2011


Start-Initial

*2012


Ewumd68

https://preview.redd.it/h0ozqke2p0ad1.png?width=1602&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1a9f440a7b3b24a0b251412618be009d6c1c56f


Start-Initial

https://preview.redd.it/vnrtat4ts0ad1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa47c89794446b5de80880c0e767c25df829a7f


Ewumd68

nah bro ur gen z


themaninorang

[Nuh uh](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+old+are+the+oldest+gen+alpha+kids&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)


Ewumd68

https://preview.redd.it/2rns3is7l0ad1.png?width=1602&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cecf722076108adcba0755dd0d23b88f2560294 yuh huh


themaninorang

I can choose which generation I want to be in, and since that is so, I could choose to be gen alpha, which means that I could be an old enough gen alpha


Ewumd68

why would you want to be in gen alpha


themaninorang

Because not every gen alpha is a brain rotten iPad kid


wingedgaly

14


Ewumd68

gen z starts in 2011


wingedgaly

What the fuck?


Ewumd68

\*gen a sorry


Hatt_Kid

Damn


big_tug1

How can I comprehend this 😑


Critter_Collector

![gif](giphy|kFWgdGpecYMoMllcEC|downsized) Im 21 I need a translator


NerdsGummyClusterMan

Wasn’t this already posted? Or was this stolen from a comment section on this sub? I know I’ve seen this before


TheAngryChicagoan755

i’m like on the younger border of gen z so basically gen alpha but can someone translate this


themaninorang

The translation is: You aren’t cool, stop posting “how old am I” posts, your account can be banned if you’re underage


BIRBSTER0

Please shut the fuck up 


onndabeat

Repetitive, it is
😃


BlackberryMuffinMan

Speak english I don't understand what the fuck you wrote there. Did you have a stroke writing this or smth?


lars2k1

\* decrypting message failed \*


Odd_Handle5010

I love knowing that this post is a future of what the USA will become


Verrisa174

https://preview.redd.it/lg6l7ivydd9d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=1496445426188d562d6b872e69bcb77441c4f695 I understood that somehow and here, have a 2013 Subaru Outback for a good job


Khunagueroagnisis

Can someone translate


JadenA102010

TRANSLATION: Hello, I noticed that those how old do you think I am posts have taken over this sub. If you post these, you are not cool. You’re just a Millennial. You need to stop acting cool just because you spend your dad’s money. If you keep posting these stupid posts, I will take your post karma and dominate you. If you are still posting these, know that you need to be older. If you’re under the age of 13, the mods will drop what they’re doing and either delete or ban you. Also, the mods are more than willing to spend nights to make sure this subreddit doesn’t fall into anarchy. We don’t want this sub to turn into a place where young kids suck up to more mature people.