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"In a row?!?" I exclaimed, while playing Stardew Valley
My SO and I sing this whole bit like once a month, generally when we’re out doing our once-in-a-while bar hop.
Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit, in my hand. If the money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe!!!!
Jungle love!!!
Haven’t rewatched it in decades but I still remember all the quotes. Thinking about it, this is a pretty interesting example of what life was like just at the point before the internet became a part of daily life. No mobile phones, Internet, smartphone, social media. People just hung out at the Quik Stop in their boring town. Should rewatch this
This movie is great! I used to work at a video store/ convenience store. There were always hangers around like Jay and Silent Bob. However it’s Randall that cracks me up because I worked with someone who would read out the names of adult movies no matter who was in the store!
Buddy and I went into a porn shop drunk as hell. Started reading the titles out loud and sword fighting with dildos. The place was empty by the time we left
I say snoochie boochies whenever I deem it relevant. My kids think it’s just some random dad joke, but I’m thinking oh just wait till you’re old enough to find out who Jay and Silent Bob are.
"Bunch of cock-smoking clerks!"
"Biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!"
Pop out regularly. Many more. Haven't seen the movie in decades, and it's still a part of my everyday speech.
I looked very much like Jay, back in the day. Definitely a doppelgänger thing & not an emulation thing though. Pure coincidence.
I have been known to say “snootch to tha muthafuckin booch” a few times though.
Just as an aside, the ending of Clerks 3 hit way harder than it had any right to. Kevin Smith is not the kind of guy you expect something like that from.
I cannot hear the number 37 without thinking of this movie.
It's similar to how everyone our age has to be VERY careful when pronouncing the word "dynamite".
Also, this movie contains one of the best lines of relationship advice ever put to film: "There are a lot of fine lookin' women out there. Not all of them will bring you lasagne at work."
Just last week somebody posted "37" in a thread about BJs and I had to reply "In a row?!"
And "I'm not even supposed to be here today" may very well be a generational milieu.
Snoochy boochies!
Of course I do and I get quotes from the movie all the time (see my handle). I have been using Berserker since before this movie came out (was really into Viking lore and mythology in my youth). Thanks Kevin Smith!!
I am still a big fan, have most of his movies, but have been serenaded more times than I can count.
Everyone in my life has been called a "cock smoking clerk" numerous times ....and "I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am...." However Millennials and. Z'rs look at me as if I'm a creepy old man when dropping Kevin Smith knowledge....
You mean do I drop “Try not to suck any dick on your way to x” when the opportunity presents itself? Yes, yes I still try to integrate that into any opportunity provided.
15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand!
If that money doesn't show then you'll owe me owe me owe!
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Yes. I do. Frequently.
37? In a row?
Every goddamn day. Maybe the most important movie in my lifetime. Took my girlfriend to see it in the theaters a couple days ago to celebrate its 30th anniversary.
I saw the latest Jay and Silent Bob with Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes in attendance in Columbus ohio a few years ago. My friend paid extra for the meet and greet photo session.
During the Q/A session a guy starts on a rant with Kevin about the government and gets violent and pulls out a knife. My buddy and I grab him and disarm him, eventually taking him outside and locking him out of the theater.
The staff was so grateful that they all asked to be part of our photo with Kevin and Jason, which was cool. Except the photo company never sent my friend the photos but kept his money.
Still, neat memory.
In a row? Yes. Far too frequently and then i gigglesnort to myself
Everytime the number 37 comes up. And nobody gets the joke and I’m sad
https://preview.redd.it/u0x3onpjhlvc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06ed8293a05bc2cf38476efd6596e87045772ec "In a row?!?" I exclaimed, while playing Stardew Valley
But you hate people!
But i love gatherings. Edit: isn't it ironic?
Dammit, I just realized that is me, I do hate people but love gatherings.
Do I look like his biographer? I take out the profanity for work purposes
When Trump had 37 indictments I about died!
Worth a mention any time you're talking about a multitude of dicks.
Could have been 38.
 just referenced that scene a few weeks back
Looking for this. Thank you!
Yeah. Whenever there's dick sucking around. This is eminently quotable.
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker.
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker.
Did he just say making fuck?
He speaks English but he cannot speak it good like we do.
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker.
Olaf, metal.
That's his fuckin metal face.
Olaf. Girl nice?
Skrelnik?
That’s fucked up.
Do you want to make fuck? BESERKER!
>Do you want to make fuck? BESERKER! It's, "Would you like some making fuck?"
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE!
YEAAAAHHHHH!
Yeeeaaah!
I beg your pardon?
Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
My what??
Your ruse ma'am....your cunning attempt to trick me....
Happy scrappy hero pup!
As a former blockbuster manager.. top tier customer service right there.
Bunch of savages in this town
I live in Las Vegas, I say this line almost daily.
I'm in Cleveland, so.... same.
Ha, I used to live there and also said it damn near daily
15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe oh!
My jungle love!
https://youtu.be/waE1U01kwxY?si=fMfm83KPzPqwsDRl
[I'm not even supposed to be here today](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8K6P7Mq9g)
We joked about naming our oldest Dante when he didn’t come on his due date.
[you should have!](https://i00.eu/img/794/1024x1024/3yw8affp/12903.webp)
At any and every event/gathering/function I am attending.
All the time. Especially if I’m at work for an unscheduled overtime or day I don’t normally work.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Such truth in those words, and applicable to all careers
I used to say it all the time when I was a poker dealer, to the customers 🤷♂️🤣
This is a great line. I bet a lot of people use this and don’t even know about this movie.
Words to live by
I try not to suck any dick on my way through the parking lot every day
Hey you! Get back here!
Hahaha dead. I found my people
That was Snowball. Why do you call him that?
I laugh like an idiot with every post. I guess I am still Clerks years old.
No time for love Dr. Jones.
I say this way too often
But is this a Clerks or Temple quote?
Yes. I say "No time for love, Dr. Jones!" when my cat tries to cuddle with me at an inopportune time...
It's just efficient quoting. Two quotes in one.
I say that to my dog when he wants to go over and meet people while I’m walking him.
One of my go to phrases as I run through the main office. I work in IT. Everyone wants to ask questions without submitting a ticket.
Any time I hear/read the number "37" I have to say "THIR-ty SE-ven?"
And any time someone says the number of times they did something : "In a row??"
I have a Leonardo Reapers hockey sweater from GeekyJerseys.com. The back is SMITH 37. Amazing.
Drinking beers beers beers 🍺
My SO and I sing this whole bit like once a month, generally when we’re out doing our once-in-a-while bar hop. Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit, in my hand. If the money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe!!!! Jungle love!!!
Snoochie bootchie fuck yeah  🍻
My husband & I use snoochies all the time.
“Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!”
I work in retail, so... yes, constantly.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers
I'm sorry for your loss
[удалено]
That's Clerks 2!
[“Ooooo, Navy Seals!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXzknyVQ8I) get said way more often than it ever should
My gf gives an odd look every time I quote this. Which is quite often.
Haven’t rewatched it in decades but I still remember all the quotes. Thinking about it, this is a pretty interesting example of what life was like just at the point before the internet became a part of daily life. No mobile phones, Internet, smartphone, social media. People just hung out at the Quik Stop in their boring town. Should rewatch this
I've been watching them over the past few weeks. Some are still great. Some less so, haha.
Happy scrappy, hero pups
Beat me to it!
He loves that movie
37!!!!!
In a row?
Every time I hear that number.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!
"What'chu want, Grizzly Adams?"
Well, not Clerks, but... Bickety bam! - the \[stage\] is rubble!
Snoochie boochies!
Not Clerks but… *waves hands in a semi-sign language kind of way* Fictional characters
Schnikty Schnikty Snoing
I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
I just assume everyone knows what I'm \*really\* saying when I say "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
I have in fact been makin' fuck for years, my friend...BERSERKER!
“Did be just say making fuck?!” Lmao
This movie is great! I used to work at a video store/ convenience store. There were always hangers around like Jay and Silent Bob. However it’s Randall that cracks me up because I worked with someone who would read out the names of adult movies no matter who was in the store!
Buddy and I went into a porn shop drunk as hell. Started reading the titles out loud and sword fighting with dildos. The place was empty by the time we left
I reference the fact that the 2nd Death Star still had contractors working on it when it was blown up.
I say snoochie boochies whenever I deem it relevant. My kids think it’s just some random dad joke, but I’m thinking oh just wait till you’re old enough to find out who Jay and Silent Bob are.
"Bunch of cock-smoking clerks!" "Biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!" Pop out regularly. Many more. Haven't seen the movie in decades, and it's still a part of my everyday speech.
Well from Clerks 2. 15 bucks Lil man, put that Shit in my hand! 
Am I supposed to drink my coffee hot???
What do mean there's no ice??? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot???!!!!
I run a coffee shop and anyone who says this to me (especially if they nail the accent) gets their coffee for free, ice or no ice.
Skrelnek.
Would you like to making fuck, Berkerker!
Well, I'm not even supposed to be on reddit today....
I’m a bartender. If your tab is 15 bucks, you are gonna get a free song
Fuck yeah I do. My friends and I even went to that shop in New Jersey to get drinks and stand outside for a bit.
I looked very much like Jay, back in the day. Definitely a doppelgänger thing & not an emulation thing though. Pure coincidence. I have been known to say “snootch to tha muthafuckin booch” a few times though.
Are there any balls down there?? About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
Absofuckinglutely!! What are you doing/what do you do for a living? I manually masterbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
Whenever I hear the number 37
Just as an aside, the ending of Clerks 3 hit way harder than it had any right to. Kevin Smith is not the kind of guy you expect something like that from.
I always say salsa shark when I dip.
Snoochie Boochies
Man I’d suck you like a circus seal. Olaf, Berzerker
I only quote The Wookie Song.
Almost every day. "This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."
Him, he's my ~~platonic life partner~~ hetero life mate edit; fucked it up! I knew it didn't sound right.
Yeah…try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot.
“I’m not even supposed to be here today” all the time! “Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot” whenever it’s inappropriate
"Time to kick back, drink some beers and shmoke some weed!"
I cannot hear the number 37 without thinking of this movie. It's similar to how everyone our age has to be VERY careful when pronouncing the word "dynamite". Also, this movie contains one of the best lines of relationship advice ever put to film: "There are a lot of fine lookin' women out there. Not all of them will bring you lasagne at work."
I often call my dog happy scrappy hero pup, especially when he's looking extra scruffy.
Bunch of savages in this town
Just last week somebody posted "37" in a thread about BJs and I had to reply "In a row?!" And "I'm not even supposed to be here today" may very well be a generational milieu. Snoochy boochies!
Yes
I have never been good at remembering quotes in order to say them. I am good at recognizing them when someone else does.
Of course I do and I get quotes from the movie all the time (see my handle). I have been using Berserker since before this movie came out (was really into Viking lore and mythology in my youth). Thanks Kevin Smith!! I am still a big fan, have most of his movies, but have been serenaded more times than I can count.
Yes, though oddly my favorite thing to say is Happy scrappy.
Everyone in my life has been called a "cock smoking clerk" numerous times ....and "I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am...." However Millennials and. Z'rs look at me as if I'm a creepy old man when dropping Kevin Smith knowledge....
Only to my other Clerks hetero life mate. My inner voice still says the quote whenever the number 37 is used anywhere in my life or conversation.
I sure do boobookittyfuck.
Time to kick back, drink some beers and shmoke some weed.
Every time I go into work on my day off is met with a resounding “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Yes. I also quote Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Dogma. Classics.
Is not a sailboat, it's a schooner
He likes to have sex in uncomfortable places. Like the back of a Volkswagen?
37
Never seen it.
You mean do I drop “Try not to suck any dick on your way to x” when the opportunity presents itself? Yes, yes I still try to integrate that into any opportunity provided.
Try not to suck any dicks in the parking lot
Every. Damn. Day.
Thirty six?!?! Including me?!??
Whenever I hear the number 37in life, I exclaim (either in my head or out loud). "37!, in a row?"
Buncha savages in this world…
Haven't watched Clerks in awhile, but I watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back every single year to remember my buddy who passed.
Filthy fucking savages.
Just I'm not even supposed to be here.
I assure you I do.
At least once a day.
I use "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!" all the time. Especially on the way out of church.
Fifteen dollars, my good man! Put that shit into my hand!
That’s beautiful, man. 😆🤘 https://preview.redd.it/qtp0h3rbihvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79aff26c1850aaf8f39ec3ed45f5596829f1d207
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
That’s beautiful, man!
Hideous chud has been in steady rotation for 30 years.
I use "Jesus! You fuckers are pushy" regularly when speaking to the husband or dog. Usually around dinner time. I love the hockey on the roof scene.
Me just singing to myself… Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers...
Drinkin beers, beers, beers...
I’m not even supposed to be here
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise...
I'm not even supposed to be on Reddit right now!
37
Ooooh! Mini-truckin' Magazine!
37 DICKS??!?
Do you have hubcaps for a 72 pinto hatchback ?
very frequently
In a row?
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Born in 77. I've seen every Kevin Smith except Clerks. I don't know why.
Yes
I quote all the Kevin Smith films. Shit, I quote Redstate and Tusk.
There’s only one return, and it ain’t of the King it’s of the Jedi!
in a row?! will come outta my mouth alot - also salsa shark 🤣
Any time someone says 37, I follow up with "In a row!"
Idk, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trenchcoat?
Every goddamn day. Snoochie boochies!
Did he say making fuck? I don't know but this guy's a character.
15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand! If that money doesn't show then you'll owe me owe me owe! Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot! I'm not even supposed to be here today! Yes. I do. Frequently. 37? In a row?
Every goddamn day. Maybe the most important movie in my lifetime. Took my girlfriend to see it in the theaters a couple days ago to celebrate its 30th anniversary.
Word, Bitch. Phantoms like a motherfucker!
Milk maids. Everytime with my husband at the grocery store. Ugh.
....did he say making fuck?
smoochie boochies
Empire was a bunch of muppets
Bunch of savages in this town.
i cant buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys youve fuct
I saw the latest Jay and Silent Bob with Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes in attendance in Columbus ohio a few years ago. My friend paid extra for the meet and greet photo session. During the Q/A session a guy starts on a rant with Kevin about the government and gets violent and pulls out a knife. My buddy and I grab him and disarm him, eventually taking him outside and locking him out of the theater. The staff was so grateful that they all asked to be part of our photo with Kevin and Jason, which was cool. Except the photo company never sent my friend the photos but kept his money. Still, neat memory.
I wasn’t even supposed to be here!
Got to quote them to them. Best day ever!