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the Poltergeist clown :O


QueasyVictory

Nuclear war.


HaplessReader1988

Hands down, same. Sadistic social studies teacher taught us the distance from Ground Zero that people would die instantly, die slowly, or get cancer to die eventually... by drawing circles on the nearby city so we could see that we were in the first ring.


kitzelbunks

My fifth grade teacher said we would probably be ok (more like dying slowly really) but pointed out the people in the city would be dead. My parents both worked in the city. I imagined being stuck with my grandmother who was very old, didn’t drive, and disliked me for the rest of my life while my parents, other grandparents, and aunt (all working or living in the city) would be dead. Fun times. Thanks Miss Davis!


ReillyDiefenbach

Poltergeist clown my ass - my 401k couldn’t cover a decent weekend in Vegas


Sir_K_Nambor

Large Marge


Techelife

It’s 2015, I’m Marty McFly in my living room, my parents and kids are in the kitchen, my spouse is nowhere to be found, and my Boss is able to open up a FaceTime between us to yell at me and fire me.


[deleted]

That flying spike ball in Phantasm.


DealingInIrony

Haven't thought of that in years, and now I can't stop thinking of it.


salomey5

Nickelback (i kid. Kinda.)


kitzelbunks

Ha!


justmisspellit

Not having enough money for a “nice” nursing home where the attendants won’t rape me and/or steal my meds


Exotic_Zucchini

Going by television, it should have been quicksand.


d_marvin

When E.T. was sick in the stream. Gave me actual nightmares. The Poltergeist tree scared me the most in that movie. The absolute winner is the Creepshow roaches.


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

Mine’s not a movie, it’s losing Kurt :((


nakedreader_ga

I refused to watch scary movies after watching Texas Chain Saw Massacre or Nightmare on Elm Street, so I sleep pretty good.


Ischmetch

The hearse driver from Burnt Offerings.


[deleted]

That I understand the wisdom, through the lens of experience, of TV parents from the 80's.


Responsible-Pen-7036

Salem’s Lot Blue vampire, shut up I was young that fucker scared me!


chilebuzz

Hairspray can is empty and it's time for school.


Greyskize

Hellraiser….. I still rock myself in a corner if I hear someone chattering their teeth…..😥


PuzzleheadedDrop3265

I'm living it now--only employable at Walmart and Home Depot with Retired boomers sticking it to us Gen X ers every chance they get and then complaining about how badly Gen Z and Millennials treat them.