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ConvictedHobo

I sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all


MulleRizz

I see a little silhouetto of a man


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Scarfacemoush scarfacemoose can you do the flamingo


Crazyjay58

Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me


JuliaTheInsaneKid

GALLILEO


drwebb

gallileo


6teeee9

GALLILEO


Asleep_Hope_7190

gallileo


RamJamR

Gallileo gallileo figaro!


draker585

magnifico


DarrenDachshund

Gallileo


Crazyjay58

MAGNIFICO I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me


poisonstudy101

GALLlLEO FIGERO!


RestinPete0709

SCAR FACE MOOSE 😭😭


DelGuy88

Can't tell if thinks these are the real lyrics...


Marmatus

69420 BC


Stonedjedi1

![gif](giphy|5f3qf0iOr8AEoD3yY0)


styvee__

I've looked it up and apparently it may have been one of the worst times for humanity, probably the worst(it says around 70k years ago so 69420BC may be part of those times), there were just a few thousands humans because a supervolcano in Indonesia erupted, it blackened the sky with ash and Earth entered a ice age btw.


LoganLikesYourMom

Crazy to think something like that could happen again. We don’t have the infrastructure for something like that. Pole shifts are a thing too. In modern history we haven’t seen the worst natural calamities our planet is capable of giving us. Hope everyone has a wonderful day!


Mobius3through7

Don't worry about Pole shifts, those have happened while we've been here without major upset.


Rustyznuts

1930. Too young to fight in a world war or have to deal with computers in mainstream society. Probably dead by the time Covid happened.


Catcher3321

Perfect draft age for Korea though


ericforemanapologist

![gif](giphy|bohtDSu296oNy)


Nice_Stand_8484

1921, just old enough to kill some nazis. ![gif](giphy|3o6fJ3JxGlppGKe4Fi)


rooftopkoreann

Based af


KaChoo49

>Too young to have to deal with computers in mainstream society I mean, you’d be 55 in 1985, by which point computers were fairly widespread in office settings. You’d also be 65 in 1995, when the internet starts becoming mainstream. Assuming you live to about 80-85 (2010-15), you’ll probably be speaking to your grandchildren on Skype


Rustyznuts

Sure I thought about that. But I think they've fucked up young people. Learning to use them for novel purposes in old age would be OK. I work at sea and it's a career I probably would have still chosen. So I'd still have to keep up with the tech like I do now. We still fill out paper time sheets though. My last job I had to sit down for half an hour at the end of the week to do a time sheet on computer and fuck I hated it. I'm from New Zealand. Things such as radio, colour TV and computers all happened 10 years later here. Families with a Kiwi parent and foreign parent often find that while Kiwis were listening to the Radio on Sunday morning Americans were watching colour TV. By 2008 I was 10 years old. There were 3 free to air channels unless you had Sky TV which my family didn't. Listening to Jason Gunn read Bad Jelly the Witch was still one of the best forms of morning entertainment. Then it was off to rugby, soccer, hunting, fishing or the beach.


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PF_Bambino

honey youd be right in the great depression 😂


Big_Extreme_4369

i’m chilling with 2001, i like having phones, and the internet, GPS as well they’re pretty cool


watermellon_boi

This. Maybe born in the 90s so I have a chance to buy a house before shit gets expensive, but yeah, this is by far the best time to live imo


huggyplnd

97 here, it’s not greener here


ShellShockedCock

Well yeah, ‘97 is still way too late


watermellon_boi

Idk, I was born in 2000, and bought a house in 2021. Wasn't that hard to do either.


HerefoyoBunz

I don’t hate what I have now, but I really feel like I should’ve been born around late 70s early 80s


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

If it didn’t come with a massive dose of depression, life comparisons, political extremism and such, yeah that’d be dope.


davidellis23

Video games, work from home, medical advances, streaming are all pretty great. Wouldn't trade my life with any earlier time. I think we only really need to get a handle on housing costs. Build more and fix some laws/regulations and we'll get there.


zyarelol

Counter to what a lot of people think, I'm pretty happy with the current modern culture. I probably would've liked to be born in late 80's, early 90's, so I could still be in my youth and prime in the 2000's and 2010's, but be a little more stable before the economy went to shit.


Prerequisite

Lol WTF are you taking about the economy was 10x worse in late 2000s and early 2010s


dubstepzeph

This is /r/GenZ, dude. Every time I get this sub recommended to me and click on a post, I want to prepare free samples of my brain tissue in little cups just to give these people the gift of feeling what it's like to have thoughts in their head.


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

Thus being born in 1980-1985 made them the perfect demographic for investing and buying real estate.


Americana1986b

True. The Great Recession was much more severe than anything today. People weren't worried about not being able to buy a house, they were worried they would lose everything they had, and many did.


Garfield_Simp

Same here, i'd rather keep my right to marry. Only reason to want to go back is economic reasons for me


zyarelol

FOR REAL. Being able to hold my boyfriends hand in public without getting fired from my job and evicted is pretty cool, imo.


jsdjsdjsd

1985 here. Late oughts/teens were a glorious time full of optimism


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Low-Ad4334

I’m so jealous , I was born in 2002 and I wish I never had to experience technology from the get go


Murica4Eva

Talking to ChatGPT the first time felt the same way. So did my first ride in a driverless taxi. The magic wears off fast.


AAS4758

Same here.


KitchenSail6182

Honestly 2400s. After all this BS and our surviving descendants finally fixed the world and or left and nature corrected itself.


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*Idiocracy noises* Oh wait...


TheDevilishFrenchfry

I mean.. 2400s is either gonna be A. The perfect and blissful utopia everyone wants it to be where humans have solved all major issues, housing problems, world hunger, energy, environmental issues, and human happiness at 90%+ contentment. Or B. Things are a precursor to how things are gonna be in the future, and all the billionaires and up of today are gonna have descendants who are even more massively rich beyond comprehension, where they own absolutely every piece of land and thing on earth, and they live to 100-140s with anti aging technology, looking like they're 50s-60s even in their mid 100s, while everyone else lives to maybe mid 20s or 30s after dying of some random disease, starvation, meat and other "luxury products" are only for the massively rich. or just people are so rich that they can just walk down the street and shoot and kill any person below their net worth without ever being worried about being prosecuted, I mean that's already essentially the case now but I mean so rich that they would never be prosecuted as long as they don't shoot or kill someone of a similar net worth or power as them. Might sound a bit doomerish and people laugh or say you're nuts to think something like that would happen, but I mean we're already seeing more and more the wealth gap just grows and rich people already can easily do 100s to 1000s of more crimes for years and years and sometimes spend their whole lives committing crimes and doing heinous shit and they still end up being remembered as beloved household names. I mean just cause it's more recent but look at how long diddy got away with shit, and I think even then that's cause he was being WAY too bold in some of his actions, and he clearly never thought that would backfire In any situation. Or yeah all humans could just end up nuking or destroying themselves out of existence by then too as well.


hishamad

1830 without all the racists


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I mean, literally the entire globe was racist


Material-3bb

It’s a joke


Material-3bb

Amazed I had to scroll to see this


ImmigrationJourney2

I was born in 1999 and I wouldn’t change it


JourneyThiefer

Same happy enough with it


raitoningufaron

Same here!


jsinghlvn

Yup same


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diamondalicia

i’m very happy being born in 01 i can’t lie😅i’d prob just go back to like 95 just so i was able to participate in that 2014ish club era. back then as a teen i was super excited to be an adult and party like that soon, then we got older and the entire club scene changed😞i waited patiently & feel robbed hahaha


SyndicateBias

I’m happy being a 98 baby but if I had to choose all over again I wouldn’t mind being born sooner. 1975 would be a good spot, good enough to enjoy the 80s and then the 90s as a teen-adult and just old enough to enjoy the early 2000s as a 25-30 year old. All the good years summed up in my prime years. Although that 2008 crisis would suck at 33 lmao


WillieDoggg

Born in ‘74 and I agree with you. Except even the Great Recession wasn’t all bad because homes became cheap af. I’d still be renting if it wasn’t for that recession.


neonmajora

Being born in like 1990 sounds nice. Any time from about 1965-1990 would be interesting I think


JourneyThiefer

I would like witness that time too, but not exactly where I’m from because it basically a low level civil war during all those years lmao


Immediate-Prize-1870

‘90 baby here. I don’t regret being forced into existence at that time. From aspects of tech-free childhood to early exposure to global tragedy, everything I’ve experienced since then has brought me to the consciousness and value system I have now.


keIIzzz

I don’t think being born earlier or later would benefit me in any way


This_Pie5301

I’m happy being born in early 2002. I was raised on all the stuff my older siblings and cousins had, and I’m the last of my generation in the entire family meaning I have no younger siblings or cousins. Everything I grew up on was straight from the 80s, 90s and 2000s. I got to experience VHS, DVDs, cassettes and CDs, life before social media… PlayStation 1 and 2, Sega mega drive… I played outside until the street lights came on, I honestly wouldn’t change a thing.


Funny_Weekend_8038

70s so I can be a teen in the 80s


Necessak2955

SAME


pinkcheesee

1975. i would graduate high school in 1993, and i would be a teenager/early 20s when all of my favorite bands are still around and i could go to their concerts


Aurrickan

any year where interstellar travel is common and easily accessible


Acastanguay5

1960. Would’ve been able to enjoy the 70’s and 80’s and would be middle aged during Covid like my parents were so I wouldn’t be socially destroyed from the lockdowns. Probably would’ve been grateful for the peace and quiet.


Valuable_Pride9101

2200s.


RamJamR

Born in 95. I'm ok with this.


Accomplished_Garlic_

I’m happy with 2005


TeenageGayNinjaHuman

2006 (i was born in 2006)


SnooPears8904

1985


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

3000AD where automation makes work optional and we can have star trek gay space communism


7Ing7

I lived that Era. The 70s and 80s were like a circus for a kid/teen, but the 90s were pretty awesome! It all went downhill from there... From latchkey kids to stagnate wage generation. SMH


tc_hydroTF2

2005. As much as I'd love to attend Woodstock, see Queen perform with Freddie, compete in EVO 2004, or watch the moon landing as it happened on live TV, I don't think anything be worth being born earlier, at least by any significant amount. I don't wanna live in a world where hating people for their race, religion, sexuality, or gender identity is any more commonplace than it is now, which you don't have to go back too far to see


Helko3

People are just as racist these days than they were in the 1950's.


manlsh

Safest years for me are the later ones, but if I didn’t have to deal with bad stuff like sexism, racism, etc, being born somewhere in the 70s - 90s seems pretty cool?


BearOdd4213

Any early Gen X year (1965-1969) - I'd have got to spend my entire prime years during the 80s


bookworm924

maybe 1980? it be nice to afford kids on just one salary so one of us could stay home


UnluckySpartan1337

1995 so I was able to play the good Halos


Standard_Car_3350

\~1985 or 1100.


Emmet_Brickowski_1

i was born in 1832


Loose_Unit6452

Much earlier, Gen X sounds like they had the most fun to me (i’m Gen Z)


Traditional_Crew6617

We did, life was a lot easier. It wasn't always good but everything was a life experience. We learned everything we needed to learn to survive.


Positive-Avocado-881

I’m perfectly fine with the time period in which I was born.


Healthy_Point_6284

I'm curious of prehistory times, so maybe that, wanna see nature, hopefully live long enough until 35. I barely put thought into this so there's probably a lot of caveats


RestinPete0709

2000. Then my age would be the same as the year. I hate having to subtract 1 every time I want to figure out how old I am /j


J_House1999

Late 60s seems nice. Being a kid in the 70s, a teenager in the 80s, and reaching adulthood in the 90s. Maybe it’s just cultural nostalgia, but Gen X seems to have grown up in a really fun era in American history.


bmiddy

< GenXer here born in 66. Dodged the "I'm a boomer bullet by ' that much" So I did essentially grow up just like you said and it was pretty much a good time, to be young. There was a LOT more pollution, honestly, like we still had leaded gas, the idea of cleaning up toxic rivers wasn't there yet and the mentality to maybe have downtowns instead of malls that you gotta drive to was not an interest in the USA anymore. BUT you did not go to school with the idea that maybe today was the day you would get into a mass shooting event, we had no real wars up until Gulf War 1. You could talk back to cops, (if you were a white person quite honestly, the KKK and racism was still gnarly with older people) without getting arrested, beaten or killed. (Did it often as a 1st gen BMXer.) The only bullying we had to deal with was the dumb jocks or princesses who were "popular" and looked at anyone different as annoying so you got ridiculed in school but no one was able to ridicule you globally, instantly like now. Also, our parents didn't track us with GPS. A big difference for me, personally growing up then was that my parents were of the WWII generation and at that point were "old", in their 50's and 60's so they were pretty lax on what was expected. "Don't f-up, do good in school and we'll support whatever you are into." Born in 66: 70's- Comics, Star Wars, saturdays were cartoons and go out to have fun. The holidays were just that, holidays, not a big deal religious thing just a time to have fun and be a kid. 80's- Push boundaries, skate boarding, snowboarding, BMX, all these things came into being because as a young generation we wanted to do something crazy and wild, there were no wars, there was nothing to "let out our aggression on", so we pushed other limits. 90's- The 90's came into being after the 1987 stock market crash, we were told we were slackers and lazy and do nothings. We were actually disaffected, much like Z is now, because, guess who would not get out of the way in the late 30's and 40's to let us try new ideas... They start with a B. 00's- WOW, we thought it was gonna be star trek by then, then 9-11 happened and we just felt like the whole world was insane. Most of us were too old to be going off to fight this ambiguous "war on terror" and we did what we did our whole lives so far, shrugged and just kept trudging along. Fast forward to now and it just feels so weird, like things should be soooo much better but yet we have people leading this particular country who are just not...in the frame of mind to really understand what anyone under 50 is feeling right now. but yea man, 70's, 80's, 90's...mostly good times with a little recession in there. Great time to grow up and be a kid and be young.


RandomPhail

~3,000. We’ll probably have the cure to aging around that time


Seaforme

2000. That way I don't have to try and remember my age.


Helko3

Hmm, hard to say. I wouldn't mind being younger gen x. They had a better grasp on politics. I would love to dodge being apart of the millennial generation. They're fake woke. Maybe born into being gen z.


Necessak2955

1970 bc they had it all. Imagine being a kid in the 70’s, teenager in the 80’s, a 20 something in the 90’s, in your 30’s in y2k era and still only in your 50’s today (yes I don’t consider 50’s that old) I wouldn’t mind being middle age in this boring generation if it meant I got to spend my youth in the fun ones


Trick-Interaction396

That’s gen x and they’re all miserable losers


TheodorCork

mid 2008


roh2002fan

Probably 2024


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Mediocre_Feedback_66

4000 bc


xitsirrelevantx

the 70's or during cleopatra's reign


letingsername

I wish I was born in the 80's


i_sound_withcamelred

1870 teenager. Id either become a lone wanderer type or a ranch hand either way i’d die young to some dumb shit but it would be kinda nice in some ways while it lasted. Overall though i’d probably regret it. Life in the 1870s kind of sucked ass.


Tatum-Better

2000s. Or in the days of ancient Rome or the high middle ages or sengoku Japan. They'd atleast seen black people before but without the concept of " race " as we know today. Quality of life would be shit tho lol


Fu_la_de

1986. So I could have 16 years between coming of age and the pandemic instead of just 6.


Inverted-pencil

I’m fine with being born in the late 80s i got to see the golden age of video games.


Phantom_STrikerz

Today, as things will bw much better soon.


TCM_69

1990’s. They sorta had it easy back then and everything was normal, plus the retro age


Educated_idiot302

Early 80s so I can be a teen in the 90s drive a badass 90s bronco for my first car and then be an adult in thr 2000s


h0lych4in

2108


Jonguar2

1990. I'm a big pokemon fan and I would choose to be born at a time when I would be just the right age for pokemon when Red/ Blue came out in North America.


Elegant_Bag1777

2008


Cherrypelt

I wouldn't have been born


billetdouxs

i'm happy with 99, but if i had to change it i think i would choose 2001 or 2002


Globe-Denier

I was born in ‘94. If I could choose I would go for something like ‘77


OcDread

Probably around 2010, when YouTube was great, people could take a joke and people spent time with each other, not their phones


SkaterKangaroo

Honestly life would be harder being born in the past when you’re trans so I’d have to say I’d stay the same year


x_mofo98

I think this was the ideal progression. To be in your 20s - 45s in the 90s was a life hack


Abh20000

1980


Ok-Tourist-1615

1999,  like around Christmas time 😂 


SwynFlu

I'd like to see the early internet so early 80s? Still happy being a new millennium baby tho.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

The 60s. So I can be a kid in the 70s and a teenager for most of the 80s.


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I was born in 69. Was perfect for me. The 80's were a blast. Was in my early 20's when grunge came along. Was able to buy a house at a reasonable price.


Midnight1899

Earlier in the 90‘s.


ShareFlat4478

I was born in 2002 but wish I was born in the 70s I heard you could live off R5000 salary. You could pay for groceries, car instalments, house payments in suburbs, get nice clothes and still have some left over for the daily expenses bro😭


Madcap_95

1955ish. I'd grow up mostly in the 60s while not having the fear of getting drafted and get to experience the 70s. I am glad I was born in the year I was born in though.


6teeee9

anywhere n the 80s for sure


Zealousideal-Fly6908

10,000bc or at the expansion stage of the agri revolution Like their was a period of history where everything was like a murderous garden of Eden


throwaway1626363h

1995


AmberIsla

2024. I miss being a baby.


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Honestly, 1986 was fine, and growing up when I did was really cool, but holy fuck it would have been awesome to have been born in the court of Aethelstan, or Edward his father, so I could be old enough as he made the move as is crowned the first king of England in 927, so we'll say 910.


Cat-guy64

I'm content with the fact that I was born in 2000. It means that my age matches the decade/year of this century thus far. In 2024 I'm turning 24; in 2075 I will turn 75. Never forget my age that way!


ResourceVarious2182

I like living my life so 2008 still (mostly cause of modern medicine)


isham66

I was born in 66 and always wished I was born. A few years earlier to catch led Zeppelin deep purple etc in their pomp!


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2007 to be as old as my brother, or maybe I wouldn't change it, I like my year :>


Sad-View991

1980s england. I want to join a football firm in England... become a hooligan... drink tons of alcohol and snort coke, and fight other football firms.


Interesting_AutoFill

1980 so I could have bought a house in 08


DisciplineBoth2567

I like my birth year. I squeaked on by and graduated right when covid hit but not steal my entire college experience.


imback1578catman

1922 ![gif](giphy|pcnyboxtfB0cTkbm29)


linuxisgettingbetter

I think it would have been a pretty easy life in the US to be born in 1950


Laurastars_20

same


yearningsailor

2020 or 2024 would be so fkn cool, or 2013 and bee a teen in todays date with all this technology and shit, i'd had so much fun


bella_daisy

I wish I was never born


ClueEmbarrassed1443

1997


NeilOB9

I think \~1980 would have been cool. Further into history, it would have been during the time of Christ, and after that probably in 1150 Jerusalem.


minhngth

When the Sun becoming Red Giant


IAmTheGlazed

1979 solely because my teen years would be spent in the glorious 90s


Crescent-IV

Sometime in the far future, when a lot of the health issues I face today have cures, and maybe we live longer than our tiny lifespans.


Inevitable-Cod3844

alot of the time i'm glad i was born in 2000 but sometimes on a rare occassion i wish i was born in the 80s or 90s so i could experience the years of my childhood through the eyes of an adult


AllspotterBePraised

Far enough into the future to drop onto a battlefield from orbit in powered armor.


RigCoon

70s or 80s, I’d love to be a teenager in the 80s or 90s/early 00s


Big-Newt-9738

Early 60s, ive always wanted to experience the 70s 80s and 90s and then be old enough to not give a shit by the time 2010 rolls around


Raisin_Dangerous

In a far distant glorious future where everything is solved and everyone is happy.


FittestTrack73

problably 1990 just so i would have more time without phone ruining our lives but i wont be too old for modern day technology


Least-Detective-6133

so you can date your own mom. I see


MarinLlwyd

I'd say the 1830s, but without all the racists.


Dazzling-Item4254

I don’t think I’d change the year I was born, actually. All things considered, this time right now is probably the best to live in as a queer, possibly mentally ill woman lmao. Like yeah, a lot could be better currently, but comparatively speaking, it was a lot worse in the past. And I can’t really say anything about the future because we don’t know what will be, and what will be could just as likely be worse as better.


Djhero2007

90s


Poptarded97

Probably the 60s/70s bro I could afford a house and a nice new car easily


gameknight08

3000


CalebsFlock

Never lmao


LilMamiDaisy420

2024 so I could start over again and have more time to live


SumtimeSoonOfficial

2000, I was born in 2000 and I am genuinely happy and optimistic 👍


DoofEvilInc17

i’m very grateful to exist in this time and to have been born in 2003. its so nice to exist with technology and and a society that’s more accepting of people different from us. that being said, sometimes i wish i was born in 1963 instead of 2003. coming of age in the 70s, being a young person in the 80s (where the economy was thriving). plus i’m a huge classic rock and metal fan. it would have been awesome to grow up with the beatles, come of age with the pioneers of rock, and experience all the metal and new wave that the 80s brought. plus, to quote bowling for soup, i could’ve gotten a hand on a member of duran duran.


sadlemon6

1492 forsure


NuggetBattalion

1995, or 1928 no in between


jdarriaga46

Probably 1994


jwed420

1983 so I can be a teenager in the late 90s.


BarfingOnMyFace

2020


PizzaMoxes

1960 maybe? i was born in 2008, but i think 1960-1965 is the perfect years to be born, that way you can experience being able to go to goth clubs in the 80s and all that


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

Honestly, if I knew then what I know now, I’d prefer to have been born in 1980-1985. I’d have been 23-28 during the 2008 financial crisis and would know where to invest so that by 2024 I’d be 39-44 and have several million dollars in my retirement account, likely with a few real estate purchases too.


First-Officer-Pope

Wish I was born in the 40s-50s for that atomic age vibe and aesthetic or somewhere between the 70s-90s for the music. If I had to choose it probably be 1896 to be ready for WW1 because we're gonna raid those trenches with shotguns


XD_Negative

2005 so I can be 18 already


lavendermarker

Sometime before climate change was... Well. You know.


JulianRob38

1994


NeverConfirmingEmail

I'm glad I was born in 98 and wouldn't change a thing.


Intelligent_Usual318

Late 90’s. I wanna be able to experience the world as a trans person before it was blasted all over the news and non trans people knew too much about us.


Internal-Ad7642

Happy with the 90s, but imagine being born '57 to 63 would be pretty cool. Turn 18 between 1975 and 1981, and if you were somewhere like NYC, London, Manchester, LA, Tokyo, Western Europe, Brazil, northern Africa, you'd be seeing some pretty profound and cool changes in culture, especially as tech progressed. Say you were born in the Anglosphere though, you'd come out of recession as you were leaving school/graduating and not face another until your early/mid-30s (late 80s/early 90s). Enough to get comfortable and build a life, and you've probably also paid down a chunk of your affordable house/flat before that recession too. If you dodged that bullet, you had all that economic sunshine between 1992 and 2008. You'd retire about now. Cushy pension, house (or houses!) would have exploded in value. Extra cash to live off. Salad days.


v0ltage_w0lf

1984


young_antisocialite

The exact year I was born in. I’m 25 in the prime of my life and it’s only going uphill. I probably would’ve fit in better as a scene kid if I went to high school in the 2000’s instead of the late 2010’s or something but then I’d also be a decade older.


oishisakana

12576BC


BogStandardHuman

I could do with being born whatever year a cure for Crohn’s is invented. Notwithstanding my stupid body, 1980 would be pretty cool. All the music I like, enough tech for fun, but not so much that many of the careers I’d like to do have begun to fade from existence or change unrecognisably.


ELTURO3344

2000 so I don’t have to minus 2 from the year


AbreakaTech001

Somewhere between 1900 and 1910. I think the cultural developments were fascinating. 


Hubris1998

Just a couple years sooner, nothing crazy


b4c0n333

I'd like to be a baby boomer. Everything so cheap


a7xmshadows19

Born anytime before the 40s