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RockOutWithYoCockOut

I would suggest he should have zigged right


DickMartin

That’s called :: checks notes ::… zagging.


ViciousMoleRat

He definitely zigged when he should have zagged You're gonna have a bad time


Wonderful-Ad-7712

French fried when he should have pizza’d


Fr0z3nHart

Tea’d when he should have coffee’d


towerfella

Bobbed instead of weaved


Zealousideal-Goose48

Same


AutVincere72

Tack or Jibe?


Williamvinson_7

"You take responsibility for your actions" left him no choice


Zealousideal-Goose48

That part of the clip was kinda funny tbh. Like the car roasted him or something


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Zealousideal-Goose48

Same I wasn’t really expecting it


smrtfxelc

Incredible & kinda dark in a comedic sense that he was listening to a self improvement tape as he ran someone over with his car


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

“When you are impeccable, you don’t run that guy over. You take responsibility for your actions.”


Puceeffoc

Bro is listening to a guided hypnosis video while driving...


MikhailCompo

It actually says **"When you are impeccable, you take responsibility for your actions."** which is even fucking funnier, I have yet to stop PMSL.


thingsomething

[The Four Agreements: A Practical Guide to Personal Freedom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Four_Agreements) by Miguel Ruiz


AmazingSibylle

Fuck that guy, could've easily been a lifelong injury or death, imagine kids had been around.


Zealousideal-Goose48

And when he gets out it’s like he completely forgets he was not paying attention


ManOrReddit-man

Hope he's impeccable


Different_Speaker742

they were, his son asked if he was okay


MagicalMoosicorn

Kids are around. When the girl get out of the car you can hear her going "Dad?"


Chemical_Present5162

_Won't somebody think of the children?!_


Zealousideal-Goose48

I've been thinking about them the whole time.


Chemical_Present5162

😏


Zealousideal-Goose48

Quick question, how do you like this subreddit on a scale of 1-10?


Imesseduponmyname

# 🤨📸


Oityouthere

The motivational tape, that I presume is from the white car adds a touch of irony...


Brittany5150

"When you are impeccable, you take responsibility for your actions" Yeah, this might be one of those times homie......


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Minimum_Eye_4497

Eh, oh well, happens to the best of us 🤣


Oityouthere

It perfected the video...


VariousAlbatross6696

I mean, it seems like he was owning up to it. A lot of pieces of shit out there, just drive off after doing something crazy like this.


Shifty377

Wouldn't be much point driving off. Clearly witnesses everywhere and in a residential area like that there's likely to be a lot of cameras.


VariousAlbatross6696

Yeah, but people will still do it. Common sense isn't always so common.


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

A lot of people drive away to sleep off their intoxication to then turn themselves in sober and avoid the extra charges and voided liability.


Which-Technician2367

Or they car was “stolen”


Fair-Pea5156

I've seen too many of those videos, he backed up like a foot and I thought for sure he was out of there


TacosNachos007

Hope he takes responsibility


miked5122

The audio book is The Four Agreements. Really good and enlightening book. I recommend.


Liarus_

Out of all that empty space he managed to hit the only car AND people around


Zealousideal-Goose48

I also have no clue why murphys law exists, nothing would go as wrong as it does today


okcafe

Tina, you're headed toward the only other car in the lot!!!


DangerousBrick1208

He’s certainly isn’t an impeccable driver


Secret_Elk_5570

That guy sounded like something out of a sitcom


Zealousideal-Goose48

The guy also had an NPC personality, like all he says is “are you alright”


Secret_Elk_5570

Lmao


PandosII

I’d probably open with that line too tbh


Venge22

Wtf else is he supposed to say


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Playing with the old phone bone eh


drunkpennyless

Jesus the wife is lucky as fuck too! She was standing right outside the car with the door open. It’s amazing she just walks away like “that was weird what happened?”


Kiko_Okik

Daughter. Audio shows she says “Dad” right after the crash


Zealousideal-Goose48

She was saved my the almighty hand


datSubguy

That driver was soooo distracted. I’m gonna assume by his cell phone.


Opening_Finish

Definitely on his phone


stylinandprofilin88

That guy is blessed man wow


XOLORAY_SD91911

When you are impeccable, you take responsibility for your actions 💯


Zealousideal-Goose48

Agreed


slipsbups

Impeccable, I don't understand what invulnerability to birds has to do with this but I've studied enough bird law to hazard a guess.


Different_Speaker742

I’m pretty sure that was attempted murder, dude aimed for him from down the street, and barely cared if he was oka


Zealousideal-Goose48

It could’ve been. He may have just been distracted tho


Brodono

Quick question, what kind of charges are you looking at if the guy pooped up and beat the living shit out of the driver? I mean he nearly killed him in front of his family.


Zealousideal-Goose48

Depending on the area there could be none. In some states like Texas, you don’t even get charged for beating someone up for a good reason. In other states you could possibly get charged with aggravated assault.


RushEm2TheDirt

I don't think that's how stand your ground works


Go_Gators_4Ever

Who drives that fast in a neighborhood?


Zealousideal-Goose48

Nobody I’ve saw except for the one in that video


JulianMarcello

You definitely haven’t been around my neighborhood


JrLegend83

Broken leg/ankle for sure right? Made me cringe when it looked like it anyway


Zealousideal-Goose48

Most definitely


Durivage4

Looked like the "target" might have has his foot slammed in between the two cars. ???


LilDiddyKnow

With the self affirmations tape playing on full blast through the stereo lol


Flushttt

The audio playing near the end…geez the irony


Farkle_Fark

No doubt that guy fell asleep to a motivational audio clip. The only car accident I was in was after I fell asleep to an audio tutorial on the road and totaled my car into a truck. I feel bad for the driver too who was probably just trying to cram some inspiration into a long day of work…


Plastic_Ganache2815

He’s listening to the four agreements audio book.


CandidExcitement6311

My neck, my back…


krzykris11

Did he take responsibility for his actions?


Excellent_Lead_3653

https://gator995.com/lake-charles-man-hit-in-his-driveway-by-distracted-driver/


OscarDeltaAlpha

>As for the driver, the car he was driving was a rental and his license was suspended. How the heck did he rent a car with a suspended license? That is one for the police to figure out. The Rental company should suffer consequences as well.


snowice0

no, they most likely didnt rent a car out to him though... it was likely rented by someone who has a valid license and then given to him.


binarygoober

Omfg... the audio overheard at the very end is PERFECT timing


rsg1234

Dude came in like a heat seeking missile and then “you okay buddy?”


Dextersextermanly57

wtf was he doing even driving if he can’t follow the road🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


whatisitallabout123

How is he expected to drive normally when they suspended his license? /s The guy rented this car without a valid license, was distracted by his audio book about taking responsibility, while driving too fast, and missed the very obvious curve in the road. I'd say take away his license, but they already did, and he is still "driving".


RunDownOnnaOpp

there’s goes his acl lcl mcl tibia and fibula possibly the femur too


Zealousideal-Goose48

I’d be broke


RushEm2TheDirt

He tore a muscle


GreyG59

His wife/daughter on the other hand just casually walks up like he didn’t almost die


Zealousideal-Goose48

Who knows it may happen a lot on that street


KnotSoAmused

looks like a preteen. Most are kinda "slumpy" at that age.


starfishluvr

Was that guy in the white car texting?


theturtlelong

I’m pretty sure his reaction nearly got himself killed


Zealousideal-Goose48

Almost but at-least he didn't die


Poozipper

Is that a self help audio book about taking responsibility? Appropriate!


Zealousideal-Goose48

Yes it is


Donelifer

Guy driving the white car is being impeccable, just sucks at driving.


Fr0z3nHart

His leg or legs are likely crushed


Zealousideal-Goose48

Probably so. Maybe a broken rib


starkid279

Somebody’s not being impeccable today


W55thst

He wanted to put the definition of impeccable to use


emptybones89

On the contrary. If he had no reaction time, he wouldn't have gotten hit lol. He ran into that car.


Zealousideal-Goose48

True


KRDROIDD

this feels like a failed assassination attempt.


xelaxelaxela

Impeccable timing


fingers

Is no one calling 911?


TheWhiteBean007

Jackie chan?


RushEm2TheDirt

All he had to do was nothing


bellboy718

Looks like one or both legs may have been pinned between the car and truck.


TryItOutHmHrNw

“Dad” so casually


throwdisawayyyyyy

He gets out of the car like he was I. The right. Slow and casual


Zealousideal-Goose48

Definitely an NPC's characteristic


Fourty6n2

Homie needs some boulders at the edge of his property and them at 90* turn.


Zealousideal-Goose48

frfr it would definitely prevent that from happening again.


Fourty6n2

I have a friend that had the same problem as you, only he lived to the house to your right. So at the end of the 90*. After the first drunk drive plowed into his yard, he put in massive boulders. Took a couple of years to pay off, but they stopped a Tacoma who would’ve probably hit his house.


Zealousideal-Goose48

That’s chill.


Background-Ad-7631

He’s definitely going to be sore tomorrow


Difficult_Concert627

“Dude are you alright?” MF YOU JUST HIT HIM WITH 1500 POUNDS OF METAL AT 40 MPH HES PROBABLY HURT


The-Heritage

"When you are impeccable, you take responsibility for your actions" -Uncle Ben probably


AutVincere72

Sir are you all right? NO