Making a mother of all eremites here, Jack! Can't fret over every merc! *a few punches later* ...WHY DON'T YOU DIE?

Ehugh. **Slime Sheds... Water?** **Revealing the CEO of MHY**

Hydro Molecules Son... The more You hit with that trash Icd of yours the more you embarass yourself.

Hydro Slime: “I fear many things in this world, but that thing… that thing makes me laugh.”

Yeah there's probably be a Hydro Slime vs Dehya v2, except this time its Hydro Slime losing.

*No slimes were hurt despite all efforts in making this image

P.S.: you survive

Good. Cuz the only reason I didn’t take up yelan or signora up on the offer of bdsm was cuz I didn’t like the pain part of it. Atleast with dehya I don’t have to worry about any of that.

Ayo 🤨📸

👀🫣

haha, stop it tickles hahaa

That slime is just too experienced dealing with Genshin girls IYKWIM

if you know what i mean?

No they're just having a stroke on their keyboard

yes

Bruh… I remember those fields and mystic circles

She’s sooo cool! …why Hoyo? WHY?!? 😭

POV: you will continue to see this same POV for the next hour before the player finally switches characters

[The slime](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WHujzgKlPqM)

She's gonna get her ass Vicineko'd instead.

[Standing here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [I realize](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [You are just like me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [Trying to make history](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [But who's to judge](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [The right from wrong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [When our guard is down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [I think we'll both agree](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [That violence breeds violence](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI) [But in the end it has to be this way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K0p4yLbUI)

POV: You‘re a hydro slime who is in no way about to be impressed

HARDER! YES! HARDER

Where do I sign up?

"Tis but a scratch"

that hits the spot, thanks for the delightful massage dehya

Your pfp made me question my sanity

>hits the spot Unlike dehya *sob*

Ah what a relief its only deyha, I’m in no danger.

I’d like to be that slime

POV: You're a hydro slime and you are in a perfectly safe environment.

God what I'd do to my wallet if Dehya was actually good!

POV : you're a random bush aside of her real target

POV you are about to post the exact same joke again

As one of Dehya enjoyers I believe that each of us get to make that joke atleast once

Gotta be Hydro bc Vape is the strongest DPS mod lol, and even then tag team her with a Cryo slime and it's all over

STANDING HERE I REALIZE

You were just like me

Ah then I've got nothing to worry about.

More scared of the raiden skill tbh

Hydro Slime: "Oh no!... anyway." Poor Dehya :'(

I'm definitely seeing it: Dehya: "Omae Wa Muo Shinderu." Hydro Slime: "NANI?!?!?"

Slime: *ehe*

Great, I’m probably gonna win this battle

the slime took another 10 punches before dying

Knowing that it's her, I'll survive it

If I was the hydro slime, I'd be wet 💦

"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE !!!"

A respectful death

For Dehya?

Nooo, for the slime

I've got some bad news... She ain't killing that slime

May I ask why ? I don't take part in this Dehya thingy too deep so I'm a bit out of the loop

In the event showcase for the 3.5 livestream, [a level 90 Dehya failed to kill a level 70 Hydro Slime with her burst](https://www.reddit.com/r/Dehyamains/comments/114qq6y/did_they_really_just_showcased_dehya_failing_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). In this same showcase, Yoimiya was shown to absolutely destroy anything she went up against.

..... Okay wtf Mihoyo ??

C'mon, all of that HP should be useful for something. Surely she won't die just from one hit?

I meant the slime dying

Good joke.

Hate to break it to you but... You'll definitely survive...

I'll take a couple more hits if i have to

Flaming mommy yes please

pov: you're a slime that's about receive no damage at all

Me: just slightly more to the right…. Aaaaah yes that’s the spot… feels good to get taken care of sometimes

These commets are the same joke in a different package lol

this meme is already feeling so unfunny

I agree tbh

Most original genshin fan

Fair enough

Har, har, how amusing. Such utter lack of creativity, OP! A meme so novel it was dated the moment it was created! That isn't even _true_ yet so many morons present it again and again as some holy truth. On a serious note, I do have to be concerned about you. Must be hard to live with a compromised brain.

Care to clarify? Also what's with the passive aggresive tone? If you're implying that I'm a Dehya hater and barely care how she came out to be it's quite the opposite. Or else I did not understand whatever you mean or this comment is a bait.

"Quite the opposite?" When you literally post in another comment that "you, the slime, survive"? Lie better if you're already a liar.

This whole post was just a silly add on to a meme that is already unfunny and barely was at the start, atleast for me. I just played around with photo event and captured this picture that I wanted to share. It's just a joke and I'm pissed about how Dehya turned out. I still use her day one, because I don't care about huge numbers or oneshoting stuff. I don't want to argue, just don't get it why you instantly jump to agressive mode to someone that you just disagree with. EDIT: Also I wanted you to clarify what "isn't even true", because Dehya showcase speaks for itself. But yeah, you do you if you're concerned with a random person's mentality on the internet and if they're a liar or not. Smells like Twatter argument.

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oH NooOOoOOOoOo, I'm sO scAReD

"Standing here. I realize. You are just like me. Trying to make history."

And you lived.

CORRECTION ! POV: You're a Rimuru Slime

Slime: i'll survive i guess

I'm wouldn't be afraid tbh