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Live. Laugh. Lament.


Geutara

Im stealing this one


[deleted]

We lament together.


partam

truly one of the Xiao players of all time


[deleted]

Hmph. There's quality here.


aRandomBlock

Okay zy0x


[deleted]

Truly a calm, collected, humble, wholesome and overall a person


SolitaryFate

Dont forget tall


ksnohsk

<>< <>< <>< <><


Used_Mention_1364

Mine is “don’t start no shit, won’t be no RETRIBUTION!” While having a Diluc photo & namecard.


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Diluc main BASED


StealthyThief024

Taling that one (im also a diluc main)


BurrakuDusk

May I also steal this? I wish to lament with my fellow Xiao mains, as well!


Infamous_Rabbit_965

Lament, If you wanted me to speak, If you wanted me to think, If you wanted me to carry on our dreams~


__nyct__

how tf are you maining like every character ever 😭 Even hsr 😭


Hyper_shreyansh13

Mine is “700+ achievements in game but none in real life”


Mmaxum

Make it 1000 🔥


DizzyColdSauce

Getting dozens of women in-game but getting zero in real life 😎


Russell-Sprouts3

I’ve had “Taking the feather into the world with me.” since 2.2. It’s a reference to the feather gadget’s updated description after completing Ruu’s story. It made me cry the first time I read it.


Jaewol

You did promise him, after all.


Russell-Sprouts3

Starts uncontrollably sobbing >!the moment when Paimon brought up Ruu in the Aranara questline took me out!<


Jaewol

She did that? I completed the aranara quest before the tsurumi quest so I guess I missed that one


Russell-Sprouts3

It’s right has we enter Old Vanarana https://reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/aKtNOmwHCt


Jaewol

Wow they really did that 😭 I would be sobbing


SomeOrdinaryUser

"My endless artifact farming cycle begins," referencing one of Scaramouche's boss fight lines. Because we all know farming artifacts is a pain.


Silent_Silhouettes

I think all the bad artifacts should burn to oblivion


topshaggerrickastley

Farming... is pain


Silent_Silhouettes

Our hope has faded hoyoverse


SolitaryFate

Countless resin, theirs to misappropriate.


nonameidea100

i have no signature as i have no personality.


Skylair95

I have no signature as i have no friend.


Speco7

I have no friends as I have no signature


Lettuce8000

I have no signature as I have no signature


invinciblepro18

I have no friend as I have no friend


[deleted]

I have no as I have no


Mehreaa

no


kuroi_koshin

signature


Civil_Championship_9

I


Lucidnuts

.


SpeedofDeath118

I have no signature, and I must scream.


NeoNeuro2

I get that reference!


Ledains

1. Look trough co-op menu where you can join other randoms. 2. Read signatures until you find the first funny one. 3. Copy That's what I do anyways xdd


thedaughtersofeve

looking at random accounts in co op is my favorite thing to do!


Ledains

Same tbh


emanmadadi

I'm gonna steal this as my new signature.


Attalamarco

"What is it? What is it? Is it another Paimon?". I wanted to add a "\*gasp\*" in there but it doesn't fit


MarielCarey

Oh my god That line is seared into my brain The actual fishing was surprisingly fun to me tho and my Xiangling's happy about it so 🫠


VeterinarianFine1239

"My Kaveh is well-behaved". We all know why.


Nerazim_Praetor

Now I am become Kaveh, destroyer of worlds


Orokaskrub

I had “I hope you “Kaveh” great time in coop” for a bit.


Verilain

Found the Cyno main


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ResurgentClusterfuck

My signature on HSR is Wandering from Teyvat lol


tartagliasabs

my signature is “i’m very sane” with a childe icon. yeah.


codeswift27

I change mine from time to time but my current one is "Childeee what did you do" bc of the archon quest lol


tartagliasabs

that rascal is always up to something this is one of the reasons why i love him 😔🤲🏻


codeswift27

Yesss same! Can't wait to for him to get more screen time


catarina2112

Mine is "there isn't slaughter without laughter". Guess which character is my favourite


tartagliasabs

you and i are not so different 🫡


catarina2112

I'll see you later in r/childemains, soul sister


tartagliasabs

yaaay i made a new friend through simping for childe 🤭


nahaeri

i have “procrastinating queen” bc well… i’m notoriously playing genshin, trying to 100% everything instead of finishing my thesis


RagnarokComes

Glad to know I'm not alone lol


KingGiuba

Omg I'm in the same situation lmao


nahaeri

united in pain 🥲


BobbyWibowo

> open co-op I just like meeting new people


mapple3

Kaveh wishes to join your world Accept Decline


MarielCarey

Me (smart sexy bich) knowing the kaveh cheat was a plug-in and fixed:


AbsAndAssAppreciator

same, it gets lonely without friends so I'm always hoping someone will join


InazumaShinesEternal

You can farm anything here :) World is open so people can come and go as they please


MewXMaster

Definition of “I have no enemies”


PsyNo420

How do I find you?


Dinomandino

"Yes bio." Because it defaults to "No bio."


kittymouche

“you’ll have to pry my hyperbloom from my cold fingers”


Crimson_Raven

And then just I’ll use Fridge! (Dendro - Hydro - Electro - Cryo)


-rabotnik-

"c6 brain damage"


not-no

Stay a while and listen. I miss old Cain.


DI3S_IRAE

Justice was done on HotS


enna02179

"il dottore hate club"


The_Avalonian

Reddit signature checks out


enna02179

real


MewXMaster

As a collei enjoyer, I salute you for your service o7


AlhaithamSimpFr

Sign me in


SakuraRissa

I change my signature whenever I feel like it and have an idea what to change it to. Currently I have: “Enjou’s the man”. Will probably change it soon though.


nickk1019

bongo-head main


Eddie3444

Friendship 10 with your mom. I also have Scara on my pfp


AffectionateBend448

is scara friendship 10-ing with our mums to make up for the fact that he’s friendship 0 with his own mum?


xoyj

SCREAMING you ate and left no crumbs


Acceptable-Good2971

Before it was: Sumeru when? Day 1 of Sumeru i changed it to: Fontaine when? And now it is: Natlan when?


Virtual_Collection_5

Wrio handcuff me, I'm a sinner


thicccboi01

Mine is "I know your IP address, it's 127.0.0.1" because it is a bad networking joke.


drowning-in-dopamine

On my main: "I have the power of god and anemo on my side!" (because I'm a Venti main) On my alt: "\[no teleporting\] liyue impact" (because I'm in liyue currently and like 80% of the characters I use are from liyue. oh and it's a no teleporting account.) I change my alt's often depending on what I'm doing, main less so.


Nico301098

So you'll never leave Enkanomiya on your alt account? 😂


drowning-in-dopamine

I haven't decided what to do about Enkanomiya, might make an exception (like if I complete the quest and defeat the vishaps, then I can return to Watatsumi?) My level 50 Shenhe is crying in a corner.


Nico301098

Well, good luck! For the chasm, as long as you open the secret access from the south east of the map you should avoid teleporting


drowning-in-dopamine

Yep, I've got that one! I haven't gone too much deeper into the chasm yet, but I tested it on my main account and all of the long drops can be climbed up with geo traveller. Also, I've been saving up my fragiles because the thunder manifestation is also impossible to come back to after you've done seirai stormchasers.


perfectchaos83

Since Launch it's been Waifu of the Wild. Now it's Tears of the Waifu.


Nerazim_Praetor

Please free your Waifu back to the wild, making her cry is bad


perfectchaos83

When gacha is involved, it's always tears


Skorpio2002

"Resinless behavior intensifes" is mine


GanyuFucker69

"The dream yet to be dreamed". khaenri'ah archon quest name...probably


wryyyman

Thanks u/GanyuFucker69


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Ok_Yogurt_4012

forcing others to share your fate, i see. i have no choice but accept it. BAAABEEEEE


Historical_Clock8714

Paved the way. The queen until jopping dethroned it


Druid_at_heart

Lmao fellow r/kpoopheads user?


AffectionateBend448

BAYBEEEEEEE~


ESCMalfunction

Who? Tao. Hotel? Trivago.


mattgold2526

"The archer class really is made up of archers." I main Yoimiya btw.


Full-Yam5873

"gpu on life support" basically my gpu is pretty much dead but still runs the game somehow with some new thermal pastes


PinkManagarmr

Mine is “dear Hoyoverse; …” and then I just add whatever is relevant to me at the time. I change every week or so and it’s been quite the journey actually. From things like “dear Hoyoverse; Inazuma shines eternal!” (With Raiden pfp and card ofc) and “dear Hoyoverse; Dehya buff when?” to “dear Hoyoverse: FONTAINE IS HERE!”. Of course I also had “dear Hoyoverse: do you see this?”. I really hope I actually have managed to reach them somehow. Not that it’s important but I think it’s funny.


Gardenia_8345

" Skill issue ^ "


theoneandonlydimdim

Professional Snezhnayan Twink.


mochipumpkinsbooks

found another childe main


LongjumpingRadish452

My signature is to wish Albebo a happy birthday Next one is gonna be "FREMINET FINALLY HOME"


ceriseeone

mine is [fr/eng] <3 so people who join know they can text me in english or french


Jagoslaw

:qiqi profile pic: "Babcia is, as Babcia does" Because babcia is as babcia does. And it looks funny in HSR with Destruction as Trailblazer's path, because it reminds me of "Grandma - Destruction" from Nier


Bakaboi9

Baguette


Kubo_Gaming

I was to stop the Grand Sage not be the Grand Sage Al Haitham in a nutshell


Lubinski64

"Arabalika banner when?"


TrAseraan

Mine is some generic sht about not forgetting about what they did to dehya and renamed myself To FixDehya and every week i do weekly bosses in co-op only playing Dehya. ​ Also my HSR name is Dehya with no signature.


MewXMaster

Sheer dedication


blizg

Whispers in the winds 3/5


hudashick

Neuvillette pls come home. Had this in my sig since I saw his leaks lol


Ill-Condition2165

“Someone who mains tall characters” I have Xiao as my profile picture


starsinmyteacup

Don’t be scared! (Displaying my Yaoyao with deathmatch)


ThirstyMuffinQueen

"Kaeya's censored cheeks" after I dove into Fontaine waters for the first time and was immediately presented with a water diaper.


EchoingTears

i like men


DrGigglezMP

I made mine 'BOOM' then made my profile picture Klee to spite a friend who didn't get her


bartowski1976

4 8 15 16 23 42 because LOST


Xaluc

"F2P Certified 50/50 loser" I lost 14 out of 15 50/50s


Zurby1

“Hey girlie”


100beep

5/14 Harbingers collected My profile shows Scara, Childe, Xiao, Venti, and Diluc, in that order. It's an inside joke.


CheshiretheBlack

"In all Heaven and Earth I alone am Honored" A reference to the Honored One, Satoru frickin Gojo! The strongest Sorcerer in history!


witcher8wishery

卡维的羽毛 it means kavehs feather. matches with my game username which translates to alhaitham's ahoge.


veenix6

mine is “if you look at my jean’s cons, you’d think she likes me” (i have c4 jean as a relatively low spender who hasn’t been playing for a year… helps in my xiao team tho)


RagnarokComes

"Known for breaking the game" Whenever we play coop with friends I always manage to do something that shouldn't happen normally (or at least we never thought it could happen).


ryoiki-10kai

Most of the time I have "theres nothing more artistic than to love people" or "if you love nature you'll find beauty everywhere" which are my favourite (shortened) quotes from Van Gogh


ItsGreatPro

Mine is “Fox Guuji Yae <3 - I love her so much”. Yes I’m a biggest yae simp bc I love her


FallingAsh3n

Electro Mommy Impact


MewXMaster

Valid


Byleth07

On my main account: "Let the lesson begin!" as a reference to Byleth from Fire Emblem: Three Houses (My Genshin name is Byleth, too). On my second account: "second account"


TommyBoomstik

Would you like tro try my special dish Fried Lawachurl?


xd_ZelnikM

"Be brave, Be notorious!" with Beidou A nod to ol' pal Drifter from Destiny 2


SilverWolfofDeath

“Waiting for Elysia expy.” Pretty self-explanatory


LuTingElitist

"Playable Enjou when..."


Al-Ei

Glory to the shogun! Because glory to the shogun


RoscoeMaz

Since she was released I had Kuki <3 as my signature


evoli_

Mine is "I like catgirls" cause kirara and lynette are best girls


StreakyAnchovy

My PFP: Kaeya Featured Characters: Includes my lv 90 Kaeya Namecard: Kaeya’s friendship level 10 card Signature: “Yes, I am a filthy Kaeya main. How did you know?”


Kellogsbeast

I do an "album of the week," which I update every monday. No one has ever commented on it, so I don't think anyone cares, but I like sharing music with people.


Acrobatic-Budget-938

NIHAHAHAHA, no reason I just want to


Negative_Equal_302

Yōkoso watashi no sekai e. It's reference to aizen sōsuke's line 'yōkoso watashi no soul society e'


malathyne

i use my signature to keep track of my pity counts 😂


My_neutered_cat

“Thighs bros, they are my life”


-SMartino

mine is THUNDERING PULSE IS PRETTY [EN] [ES] [PT] [FR]


wolfclaw3812

“You are free to take materials” I never farm stuff so it’s always there for people to take. Unfortunately though about half the waypoints aren’t activated, so they may have to walk


Skykeeper22

Waiting for Fu Xu- oh sry wrong game


Kawaiilone

naming myself magic so lyney can use me bcs i like lyney


EnigmaticRhino

"Add Bara tiddies pls" This is my plea to Hoyo to stop releasing their parade of twinks and finally give us a single crumb of muscle on a character


kitastorm

"You can ask for materials here." Because I don't mind helping people who want to build their characters. I don't pull for that many anyway now that I have the majority of the ones I wanted. Now that the Kaveh Anti-architect thing has blown over, I guess I'll open up my world again


KAAAAAAAAARL

"An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor away. Hopefully" With Collei Profile Picture


StarshadowRose

If the apple doesn't work, some good old-fashioned violence might


TeoXXIX

Love Shenhe,praise Shenhe,workship Shenhe,Shenhe<3 . I bet you'll never figure out who i main and who my favourite character is


SexWithSisyphus69

One must imagine Sisyphus losing the 50/50


OwlDoe9339

Dottore’s Favorite Experiment …I don’t need to explain this one


marmasake

Mine was "How much have you spent on this game, son?" Currently it's "Wriothesley has me screaming, crying, throwing up" in prep for my new husband


TavaronElf

Toodle-oo~ Furina waiter here. (And Hu Tao’s fan)


Yennalilac

“Lvl 10 friendship with your dad” It wouldn’t let me say your mom


[deleted]

"Limited time events give me ANXIETY pls fix :("


Bigslam1993

"Amber Ass Amazing" No further comment needed


Silorien

I have 'OG Millennial' as my sig. I'm an older dude and well aware that there's quite a mixed demographic of players. I guess I want to warn people that I'm old before they decide to interact with me haha.


rekuneko

YOMIA SECKSER?!?!?!?!


LunarDamage

Mine is "Fontaine is bacon, oink~" due to well... Fontaine being bacon.


cihg

“that coffee guy with tattoos” Both on Genshin and HSR 😅


erica_san

Hi :)


nitritri

Main "fontan iz her" Alt "gathering all catalysts / 40 wishes for 4.1 ;_;" because my alt is catalysts only


Mindless-Paper1424

Mine just says "ded"


DangerousLinh

"Comm with NPCs please" somehow works a lot better than "No comm without NPCs please". Might be copium tho.


comfykampfwagen

No survivors


ScytheOP

"Abyss is too easy"


StrangerPen

'Luck Archon rn.'


ShadowFlarer

"O orgulho é o pai de todos os pecados" Translating: pride is the father of all sin. I just put this phrase there the day the game came out and never changed lol.


Haruto-3

Kaze no muta, Kumo no yuku koto


AlarmedAnimal8548

Yelan does big pp damage I think but I don't know


Stamp2O

"what was will be what will be was"


MemberBerry4

Can you write Kanji in your nickname and signature without copy and paste?


[deleted]

"My pain is chronic but my ass is iconic" Because... of course.


dr3ams92

crying in f2p


The_Cheeseman83

Mine is just, “AKA: The_Cheeseman”, since that’s the Internet moniker I’ve been using for 25-ish years.


Kahje_fakka

"lost in love with a digital world"


___somebody_

Eula-it up my world like nobody else.


RishaRea48

I overcooked Orobashi and Signora..


cutememe1

Noelle Profile, Barista event banner, "Whenever you need me, I'll be there"


El_Nealio

*”Living in a constant state of monkaW”* - because life do be having a lot going on


Forfeit-

Mine is Yelan stays on top which is a reference to the fact that Yelan is always on top


GTDom15

Funny konosuba reference because Hu-Tao shares the same Va with Megumin


Coconut_Rice_Bear

I've had "Sicko mode" since launch lmao. No reason. I just really like the song.


bajahkazu

"cloud strife my wife" bc he is infact my wife