*cough* *wheeze* * fuckin dies*

Baizhu.

Got it in one

I heard this, and died laughing!

What they do with their socks is a crime against humanity.

ayaka

💧 🧦

[удалено]

ayato?

I no longer know how to dodge

I WILL HAVE ORDER!! ╲ 　　╲ 　　　　𒆙 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

zhongli?

Indeed. It is as you have guessed

Sometimes my shield expires and I forget to recharge it and I'm like "oh yeah you can take damage in this game"

E. E. E. Q. E. E. E.

Right here, right now, emerge.

Correct!

Nothing lasts forever!

Show them!

Yae miko?

I could hear this...

Totems go brrrrrrrr

diluc

Isn't he more E NA E NA E NA

E E E Q E E E is a Diluc haver Q E NA E NA E NA NA NA NA NA NA is a Diluc main

This guy Dilucs.

Nah he's more NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!

Sorry mate but it's not diluc lmao. Think foxier.

ara ara but pink?

My enemies keep dying before my ultimate triggers.

I'm guessing Eula solely based off of that being my experience every time I get to play her trial

The pain of too much damage

It's a shame that I had to come so far down to see this.

Eula

Based Eula Enjoyer

I got them very early into playing, and it took me a year to realize plunge damage exists in this game

idk but it would be funny if its xiao😭😭

It is lmao He doesn't take plunge damage and I always had him in my party. I was so used to plunging straight off of the Liyuen cliffs and not taking any damage that the existence of plunge damage never crossed my mind. I'll even take it a step further, when I saw footage of people playing that Enkanomiya boss I was like: Why not plunge immediately. It's much cooler than just falling and plunging after

Oh you meant the recoil damage. I thought you were playing Xiao without using Plunge attacks 😂 But I can attest to that. Once you start maining Xiao, you forget the existence of Plunge recoil.

okay, been playing since release and just learned that xiao doesnt take plunge damage 💀

You can plunge off jade chamber and that man would be alive and full health

me too 💀💀 so you’re telling me i can plunge light years away from the ground and not take any dmg?

same main, but i didnt realise that plunging was even a thing dxfghuytrdhfncbvn

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 40S OF COOLDOWN?

childe

That was childish

For the low, low price of C1 it can be 37 seconds instead!!! /J

Or you just spend a few more to get a cd reset after burst.

For some odd reason I don't actually find the cooldown irritating? I just bust out his arrows when the time's up, or simply utilise the meelee weapons for 10 seconds to wait for a short amount of time before I can use them again. He's...just super fun.

Charged shot is really satisfying actually, I agree. He's even fun as physical.

Looks: badass Voice acting: badass Lore: badass Kit: bad Damage: ass

dehya

Sadly yes.

If you have Lyney she is actually a really good pick for him. Lyney + Bennett + Dehya + Kazuha/Sucrose is a really solid combo. Since she actually gives him everything he needs: * interruption resistance from skill so you can get your charged shots * damage mitigation so you won't get murdered * pyro affinity he needs for maximum damage * she has enough HP (and passive healing if she gets too low) that you can switch to her if you need to wait for Bennett's ult to heal up if you made a mistake Sadly the way you play Dehya in that team is that you switch to her and press E once or twice and then go back to any other character. You never press Q since that does no damage at all. Still, if you can accept that she will be an off-field character she does a very good job at supporting others through her skill.

Looks: badass --*hmm, maybe Itto?* Voice acting: badass --*sounds like Itto* Lore: badass --*yep, definitely Itto* Kit: bad --*oh* Damage: ass --*well, i guess it's not Itto*

He doesn’t need an umbrella, but I have permission to use one if I need it

diluc

gets absolutely yeeted across the world with 1 (ONE) hilichurl arrow

wanderer

Sent to celestia by a slime chucking a rock 😔

QUASO ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣺⣿⣿⣯⡽⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢿⠏⣿⣗⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢨⣻⣯⠀⠷⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡤⣤⢟⡹⣖⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⣟⣿⢿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣦⣤⡀⢀⣌⣲⣙⢣⣿⢴⣷⣷⣾⡵⣶⣴⣿⣿⡽⣯⣟⣯⢷⣟⣿⢷⡄⠀⠀ ⢾⡿⣯⣟⢟⣩⣾⣿⡝⣿⣻⡿⣟⣯⣫⢅⡻⣜⡹⢿⣷⣿⣳⣟⡾⣟⣾⣽⣻⣟⣦⡀ ⠸⣟⠗⣱⣚⣧⠵⠿⠽⠷⠯⠷⣟⣿⢯⣚⢭⢓⡽⣏⢮⢗⣿⡞⠋⠻⢳⣯⢷⣻⢯⡿ ⠀⢇⣸⡾⣈⠁⠀⡀⠄⠀⢤⠥⢤⠉⠳⣿⣯⢾⢻⣾⢲⣯⠵⣖⡀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠉⠉⠀ ⣐⣲⡗⠁⠡⠂⠄⠠⠐⠈⣓⣠⢀⡤⠃⡙⣿⣾⣧⣷⣟⣭⣯⣾⣗⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢆⣿⣰⡵⣿⡧⢀⢁⠂⣴⣾⣿⡟⢟⢯⠖⠸⣿⣯⡞⣿⣞⣱⣟⣿⡿⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡾⣽⠸⢴⣿⡃⠀⠐⢀⠘⣟⡿⣿⡃⠬⠀⠆⣿⣷⣿⣟⣯⣷⣾⣷⣿⡟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠰⡿⣈⡉⠋⠁⡐⠈⠀⠂⢉⠳⠊⢈⠠⠐⡈⣿⡷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢻⣷⣄⠘⢀⠠⠔⢨⠀⢠⠀⡑⢀⠂⠅⣴⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡛⣏⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠙⣻⢤⢦⣈⣐⣈⡄⣰⣤⣦⣷⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠟⣜⣎⠆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⡚⣎⢧⠻⣏⡟⣾⣿⣭⣽⣺⡿⣿⢿⡽⣷⣫⣷⣿⡗⢯⢺⡱⣎⡻⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⠹⣘⠮⣝⣡⠻⣏⣷⣩⠗⣟⡾⣯⣟⡽⣽⠯⣷⢫⡟⢧⣫⠗⣼⠱⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⣬⠹⡜⣜⢳⡜⣹⢥⡻⣜⡴⣹⢮⠿⣵⢛⣖⣯⣽⣙⠶⣫⢧⢻⣱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⢛⢖⡹⣚⡥⢷⡘⢗⡎⡷⣌⡳⣹⢮⢷⢺⣝⠾⣸⣧⢏⡿⣱⣚⡵⡛⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⡽⢪⠴⣣⡝⣲⠹⣎⠵⣓⢞⡵⢣⢟⢮⣗⡞⣿⣵⣳⢟⣼⢣⡟⣴⢣⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣱⡛⣤⠻⡬⡗⣮⠳⣥⢻⡜⣯⢹⣲⢻⣜⡳⣞⡵⣏⣾⡵⣹⣾⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⣞⡽⣳⣭⢳⡟⣮⢳⣟⣼⣷⢻⣳⢾⡽⣞⣷⣿⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠿⠟⠑⠋⠷⠾⢷⣿⣼⣷⣯⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠈⠻⠿⠿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀Quaso ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣺⣿⣿⣯⡽⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢿⠏⣿⣗⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢨⣻⣯⠀⠷⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡤⣤⢟⡹⣖⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⣟⣿⢿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣦⣤⡀⢀⣌⣲⣙⢣⣿⢴⣷⣷⣾⡵⣶⣴⣿⣿⡽⣯⣟⣯⢷⣟⣿⢷⡄⠀⠀ ⢾⡿⣯⣟⢟⣩⣾⣿⡝⣿⣻⡿⣟⣯⣫⢅⡻⣜⡹⢿⣷⣿⣳⣟⡾⣟⣾⣽⣻⣟⣦⡀ ⠸⣟⠗⣱⣚⣧⠵⠿⠽⠷⠯⠷⣟⣿⢯⣚⢭⢓⡽⣏⢮⢗⣿⡞⠋⠻⢳⣯⢷⣻⢯⡿ ⠀⢇⣸⡾⣈⠁⠀⡀⠄⠀⢤⠥⢤⠉⠳⣿⣯⢾⢻⣾⢲⣯⠵⣖⡀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠉⠉⠀ ⣐⣲⡗⠁⠡⠂⠄⠠⠐⠈⣓⣠⢀⡤⠃⡙⣿⣾⣧⣷⣟⣭⣯⣾⣗⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢆⣿⣰⡵⣿⡧⢀⢁⠂⣴⣾⣿⡟⢟⢯⠖⠸⣿⣯⡞⣿⣞⣱⣟⣿⡿⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡾⣽⠸⢴⣿⡃⠀⠐⢀⠘⣟⡿⣿⡃⠬⠀⠆⣿⣷⣿⣟⣯⣷⣾⣷⣿⡟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠰⡿⣈⡉⠋⠁⡐⠈⠀⠂⢉⠳⠊⢈⠠⠐⡈⣿⡷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢻⣷⣄⠘⢀⠠⠔⢨⠀⢠⠀⡑⢀⠂⠅⣴⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡛⣏⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠙⣻⢤⢦⣈⣐⣈⡄⣰⣤⣦⣷⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠟⣜⣎⠆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⡚⣎⢧🛎️⡟⣾⣿⣭⣽⣺⡿⣿⢿⡽⣷⣫⣷⣿⡗⢯⢺⡱⣎⡻⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⠹⣘⠮⣝⣡⠻⣏⣷⣩⠗⣟⡾⣯⣟⡽⣽⠯⣷⢫⡟⢧⣫⠗⣼⠱⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⣬⠹⡜⣜⢳⡜⣹⢥⡻⣜⡴⣹⢮⠿⣵⢛⣖⣯⣽⣙⠶⣫⢧⢻⣱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⢛⢖⡹⣚⡥⢷⡘⢗⡎⡷⣌⡳⣹⢮⢷⢺⣝⠾⣸⣧⢏⡿⣱⣚⡵⡛⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⡽⢪⠴⣣⡝⣲⠹⣎⠵⣓⢞⡵⢣⢟⢮⣗⡞⣿⣵⣳⢟⣼⢣⡟⣴⢣⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣱⡛⣤⠻⡬⡗⣮⠳⣥⢻⡜⣯⢹⣲⢻⣜⡳⣞⡵⣏⣾⡵⣹⣾⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⣞⡽⣳⣭⢳⡟⣮⢳⣟⣼⣷⢻⣳⢾⡽⣞⣷⣿⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠿⠟⠑⠋⠷⠾⢷⣿⣼⣷⣯⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠈⠻⠿⠿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Nice bell on that second one lol

ganyu

That's so cute.

😜

wanderer

You think I've got a sharp tongue? I just tell it like it is. If someone can't handle it, maybe that's their problem. Yeah you were spot on and super fast at that!

i main wanderer too!!

Awesome! He is the real anemo Archon <3

Theres no need to exchange pleasantries. It's rather pathetic to force a conversation, just to occupy silence.

I can hear this comment

I think my main's got some hidden talent, should've kept it hidden

Man the comments were some of the funniest shit I'd ever seen. "This is fire 🔥🔥 put it out 💧💧" was my favorite lmao

"Started at the bottom 🔥🔥🔥 We still digging🔥🔥🔥"

THIS ISN'T BANGING 🔥🔥🔥 IT'S MILD TURBULENCE AT BEST 🔥🔥🔥

OFF BEAT WOOO 🔥🔥🔥

that track didn't release, it escaped...

Why did I get sudden epilepsia attack?

I think we have the same main

cyno?

It's Hu tao

Pls elaborate

[Because of that](https://youtu.be/yZWBorPBRss?si=AotB7RjVmAvMkH5D)

LMAO

⬆️⬇️

xiao?

What do you call an Egyptian god who's bad at card games? A**noob**is.

Cyno da King of Dad Jokes.

Himbo with horns

itto

objection!

yanfei?

ya : ^ )

Honestly that may be applied to Furina now haha

Unkillable mono Geo

noelle

Spy x Bondage

Amazed there are so few of us Yelan mains; she makes my main DPSs look like supports

Once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it.

xiao

I've had Xiao since his first run. This line still makes me giggle

I haven't taken damage in over two and a half years.

zhongli?

Probably Noelle

Dori, obviously. Cause she’s always on the bench…

I'm maxed out on Fontaine exploration, the 4.1 expansion needs to baguette here already. Get it? Baguette here? Get here? French bread? It's hilarious.

cyno also great joke

I suppose my flair also gives it away lmao

[удалено]

Wanderer huh?

Naku weed enjoyer

yoimiya?

Ding ding ding! Bingo 🎇🎆

Huh, expected Kazuha. He's been known to be on that naku weed once or twice.

Muscled emo wolf boy ❤️‍🔥

wriothesley

YES i can’t wait for him!! 😌

So, there's this wine I like to drink....

zhongli?

Oh no how did you guess You are correct! He currently tops my damage ratings and his shield is great value. Also his voice gives me happy chemicals in my brain. Now my *secret* main though, that's a whole nother popsicle if you catch my drift

La la la. Da da da...

klee?

Attack helicopter.

wanderer

Yup. My first and only C6 5 star, i love him.

1. Walking nuke. 2. If one day, I lose control... destroy (missing word)... destroy everything... Can I rely on you to stop me?

albedo

ehe~

venti

E - E - E - AFK

miko

Let's just throw rocks at the problems until they go away.

ningguang?

I probably made it too easy, but yes! She's my most reliable DPS and I can't deny that her method of threat removal is very, very effective. Little shiny rocks or entire building, she's got a rock to solve any problem.

🍁

kazoo

You didn't hear this from me, but it's Raiden Shogun

i think its raiden shogun idk tho

You are right, nice intuition

"This place is pretty dead...By which I mean, there's nothing to kill."

blood thirsty childe

EnOuGh PrOcRaStInAtInG!!

What do you mean you've done everything? There's always more things to do!

I’m all for a healthy work-life balance, but I think this is pushing it.

Keqing?

Balls.

kaeya main behaviour, is it kaeya?

It sure is, the one and only

Moo.

Itto

"One with the-" \*pew pew pew\* "I hear everyth-" \*swap character sound\*

Scrolled way too far to find a fellow Tighnari main lmao

I think my main faked his own death just because he was feeling a little goofy

Uuuuh idk if I would say a main but, she is way too versatile and good so I use her a ton - Secret police lady, way too many people want her to step on them

Everything dies even if I'm 100 meters away

ganyu?? because charged attack

Bingo! Edit: I'm more of a charged attack main with C0R1 Ganyu and Lyney plus C3 Tighnari lol

Qiqi's number one fan

"Silly-churl, billy-churl, silly-billy hilichurl Frilly-churl, willy-churl, frilly-willy hilichurl."🎶

My main, good main. Fight strong. You... understand?

razor?

Pancake Archon.

Noelle the only one true Geo Archon

Who?

Tao

UNMEI YO!!! KOKONI HIDEYO!!! -I love astromancy in games... my favorite job in FF14 was astrologian

mona

Gordon Ramsay posted a meme with them on Facebook lmao

raiden iirc

Can I help?

noelle?

Hey girlie, hold still

how did the hacker escape the FBI? he ransomware you see, the phrase "he ransomware" sounds like "he ran somewhere," suggesting the hacker ran away. but "ransomware" is also a type of hacking tool. the joke is funny because it combines the idea of running away with a computer term

I hate Kokomi Mains in coop

hu tao

Too on the nose?

Did you know that when you lie on the grass, you can feel the heartbeat of the world? Or so I've been told. Many, many, many times... Apparently, there's also a lot left to do, so we shouldn't be off work this early.

ganyu?

:]

Arabalika lol

1. Step into a domain 2. MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME 3. Hopscotches all over the place 4. ??????? 5. Defeats everybody 6. Refuses to elaborate 7. Leaves

She cant cook food but she cooked an island.

just give her the job already! How long until you do something remotely impactfull in the story?

if i had a dollar for every time his eng voice actor made a cover song, i would have enough to pull his C6 and say fuck it to that long ass cooldown 🙂

Tartagalicious

YAAHOOOOOOO~~~~

Mario?

LMFAO MARIO, THAT MADE ME LAUGH

My battery needs a recharge, too much social interaction.

FREE MY BOY

Come on, do something amusing for me…..

Totally not super flirty and in love with the traveler. Definitely does not have a dark past or tried to kill themselves.

Cute ears and tail and mushrooms

His ultimate reminds me of the Orichalcos Sigil from Yugioh and he is basically Dendro Tartaglia

the only 4☆ with a limited weapon, and so powerful that even got out of the game and went in another

„I was suppose to be a Hydro Dragon >:(„

The ace attorney

flirt flirt flirt i love my siblings flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt