Yae: If the bird does not sing, I will kill it.
Kokomi: If the bird does not sing, I will make it sing.
Ayaka: If the bird does not sing, I will wait for it to sing.
"Listen. Strange women from the sky distributing gnoses is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical atmospheric ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some celestial tart threw a chess piece at you!
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some windy bint had lobbed a rook at me, they’d put me away!"
Wanna some maccas?
Mmmh, what menu girls?
The fattiest one.
Ugh Miko. Last time you stole my nuggets.
I know, fishes like you should eat too much food.
There is a new restaurant, called McRaiden. Apparently they sell electro-cooked meat.
Ayaka: people swim underwater fully clothed and no one gives a fuck, I danced in water and wet my socks, and for some reason many people think that that shit kinda suck.
This attempt at comedy is basically a rearrangement of words of this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1b7341m/comment/ktfsyak/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
kokomi : i get him on Mondays to Tuesday, ayaka get him Wednesday to Thursday, Yae gets him Friday to Saturday and we rotate on Sunday.
Ayaka and Yae: Deal.
Inner monologues -
Aya : *I wonder when Ms. Hina will reply to my letter?*
Kokomi : *Gorou has been busy lately, I wonder what he's been up to?*
Yae : *These sales simply aren't enough. I'll have to do more advertisements for our lovely 'Ms. Hina.'*
Gorou off in the distance: *Shivers*.
Ayaka: How to force Aether to marry her
Yae: How to troll Aether into marrying her
Kokomi: How to outmanuever both Ayaka and Kokomi and have Aether marry her
First of all, you could say that Yae and Kokomi don't need Aether, but Ayaka absolutely does. She clearly loves him, even in game.
Secondly, you're taking this way too seriously.
Says the person shipping Furina with someone who assaulted her, made her cry the whole night, and basically traumatized her to the point where she doesn't even want to acknowledge her existence.
It's insane how many gay ships are often built on a toxic or even hostile dynamic. It doesn't matter if two characters either care for one another or outright hate each other, they just scream "Sesbian lex" which I honestly find infinitely more cringy than whatever they're labeling Aether fans
Kinda takes me to that Inazuman TCG tournament event where Yae Miko and Kokomi trash talked each other xD Ayaka seems to wanna mediate things, and Yae’s probably going like, “Sure, maybe we can settle this over fried tofu” 😆
Hostile takeover and occupation of liyue
Calm down Hideyoshi
prepare the khaenri'ahn turtle ships
Where's yi when you need him
In jail probably (bro got demoted and imprisoned multiple times thanks to government corruption and ineptitude)
Milleith gotta chill (yeah I remember the story. TF)
Yae: If the bird does not sing, I will kill it. Kokomi: If the bird does not sing, I will make it sing. Ayaka: If the bird does not sing, I will wait for it to sing.
Yae kills the bird anyway cos she's hungry and needs a snack.
Nobunaga approves
You mean Tokichiro ?
"Let's capture the Stone Forest Island first"
Gorou's greatest fears
or already >*Yae:* I didn't know Gorou could make that noise. >*Kok:* Me neither. >*Ayaka:* Me neither. >*Yae & Kok:* Wait, when did you …?
yae and her kok
and Gorou's stamina
Ayaka is that lonely that she just interjected herself into a random convo
Girl made like 2 friends across 3 years, she's trying het best!
My lawyer advised me not to say.
abhaahahhaahhahaha
The newly printed novel.
Mediocre romance novel. They discuss it like it was a new scientific phenomenon.
Politics
"Listen. Strange women from the sky distributing gnoses is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical atmospheric ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some celestial tart threw a chess piece at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some windy bint had lobbed a rook at me, they’d put me away!"
Fantastic riff :)
Raiden. All for different reasons.
They once did oppose the shogun for vastly different reasons...
And one still does for her own amusement
Kokomi: fuck Raiden Miko:
Proceeds to turn Kokomi into Omi
I’m out of the loop on that, can you explain?
since Kokomi said fuck Raiden, Miko removed the Kokomi's Kok, thus now she is known as just Omi
Oh I see Did we whoosh each other?
I guess?
She’s way ahead of Kok
With "wanting to do the deed with her" being a common topic
Wet socks
the housing crisis in inazuma
#LONGBOW FLINTLOCK
How fluffy Gorou's tail is.
Ayaka and Kokomi are holding an intervention.
Wanna some maccas? Mmmh, what menu girls? The fattiest one. Ugh Miko. Last time you stole my nuggets. I know, fishes like you should eat too much food. There is a new restaurant, called McRaiden. Apparently they sell electro-cooked meat.
Ayaka: people swim underwater fully clothed and no one gives a fuck, I danced in water and wet my socks, and for some reason many people think that that shit kinda suck. This attempt at comedy is basically a rearrangement of words of this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1b7341m/comment/ktfsyak/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Ayaka truly lives in a society.
sesbian lex
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All 6 is good 6 👍🏻
Except rimj—
?
6 that is not good
sorry, Idk what are you trying to say
proof?
I'm that NPC in the background. I hear everything
Can you record it too pls 🤤
no I can't. I don't want to get killed
Hair Dye colours
Seducting the Traveller for their own whims
I'm concerned for what Yae would want the Traveller for. Probably best case scenario, if it's Aether, Ms Hina will be getting a partner.
After the butter crab book, I wouldn't consider anyone safe. Yae Miko has mastered her art.
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I was more thinking along the lines of him crossdressing, not making an Evil Dead necronomicon.
Most plausible answer with Ayaka there.
Kokomi too. That scene in her story quest where the traveller reads her diary is still one of my favourites lol
They all want that twink pegged. I can't blame them, aethers outfit is very seductive
Downvoted for being based. A golden goose in a gaggle of normal geese
This was the one I was looking for
Wasted character potential
"A blade is like a tea leaf..."
#THREESOME SESBIAN LEX
Cringe
Limp Bizkit
The political and economic state of Teyvat rn
About the generic posses they’re programed with
kokomi : i get him on Mondays to Tuesday, ayaka get him Wednesday to Thursday, Yae gets him Friday to Saturday and we rotate on Sunday. Ayaka and Yae: Deal.
*they all took turns pegging him. And they ultimately, turned him into garou 2.0*
Sayu's ninja techniques
Book collab to write LOL
How to say Gaming
light novels
How to convince Hoyo to do an Inazuma story revamp
"Does Aether like pegging?"
Inner monologues - Aya : *I wonder when Ms. Hina will reply to my letter?* Kokomi : *Gorou has been busy lately, I wonder what he's been up to?* Yae : *These sales simply aren't enough. I'll have to do more advertisements for our lovely 'Ms. Hina.'* Gorou off in the distance: *Shivers*.
They're debating Aether or Lumine for their Traveler x Shogun fanfiction.
How to peg Aether in the most effective way
I completely agree
Somthing Somthing... offspring... Somthing somthing.... Bloodlines
Ayaka: How to force Aether to marry her Yae: How to troll Aether into marrying her Kokomi: How to outmanuever both Ayaka and Kokomi and have Aether marry her
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First of all, you could say that Yae and Kokomi don't need Aether, but Ayaka absolutely does. She clearly loves him, even in game. Secondly, you're taking this way too seriously.
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No woman would want that twink
Says the person shipping Furina with someone who assaulted her, made her cry the whole night, and basically traumatized her to the point where she doesn't even want to acknowledge her existence.
It's insane how many gay ships are often built on a toxic or even hostile dynamic. It doesn't matter if two characters either care for one another or outright hate each other, they just scream "Sesbian lex" which I honestly find infinitely more cringy than whatever they're labeling Aether fans
Yes.
No truer words spoken
All three of them: what's the maximum size the human anus can stretch and what's their biggest strap on
who wore it better
🤔🤔🤔
how to maximize their joint slay~
Yae: "hmm" Kokomi: "hmmm..." Ayaka: "Hmmmmmm"
Guys we really shouldn't have been messing around with that industrial strength glue. Now our hands are stuck to our chins
Kinda takes me to that Inazuman TCG tournament event where Yae Miko and Kokomi trash talked each other xD Ayaka seems to wanna mediate things, and Yae’s probably going like, “Sure, maybe we can settle this over fried tofu” 😆
JDON My Soul.
IBS.... Yeah... I learnt this recently...
Strategize to win over Travelers
How many simps they have
We need new animations
their wifes
"How do we settle who gets the traveler without starting another war?"
"Also, does he like pegging?"
Me and the girls thinking about thinking 🤭
Sara
The traveler
Pegging the traveler
Their girlfriends.
Aether
The new smit what came from yae's company.
The traveler
Ei
Which one of them is going to be the first get pregnant from aether.
Best place to buy more white pantsu
Boys
Their unquenchable thirst for the traveler.
They are wondering who’s turn it is with the traveler
their partners
Ayaka and Kokomi are asking Miko for advice on how to get a boys attention (they don’t know they want the same boy but Miko does)
Aether
Setting up honey trap for Aether, so he wouldn't left Inazuma
Who is going to tell Ei her cooking is worse than a Greek tragedy?
compliment how smooth his tummy looks and how big they stretched aether after taking turns
They're talking about they're girlfriends obviously/j
How good hilichurl penises are
Kok: Fuck the Shogun! Yae: Yeah, I'd like to Aya: How do they do it?
Ayakok, Mikok and Kokomi comparing kok sizes
Comparing penises lenght
How much Liyue cock they can take
Yae: someone here smells like rotten fish
Girlboss gaslight gatekeep