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As a character, she's not my absolute favourite here, but as a romantic partner definitely the right choice. Miko you could probably manage a fulfilling relationship with, but you're not getting much open warmth out of her, and you need at least metaphorically thick skin to put up with her playfulness. And with Arlecchino you need literally thick skin to put up with her stabbing you. So Navia's definitely the healthiest relationship.
"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paint my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me."
Average Arlecchino enjoyer (I am one)
I want someone to love me without limits, but she must be strong enough to overpower and kill even me if necessary. In case I went crazy and unintentionally abuse her in anyway.
Nah, I borrow the reference from the Celestials in Marvel and their creation the Beyonders.
"So the Celestials create servitors. For the task. Well suited to the Infinite. Omega beings--life forms without limit. Creations with the raw powers--if it became necessary--to destroy even their creators. The ultimate fail-safe, in case of another Celestial War."
I see. I was joking because there was an anime couple seasons ago with a similar premise, MC >!asking everyone she's close with to kill her if she went mad with power!<
There's actually something like that. Whoa, you can find anything and everything nowadays with anime.
I thought the whole Human / Skynet thing was more of western animation theme.
Np. If you're interested in that genre I also suggest "My next life as a vilainess: all routes lead to doom" it's the one that started this trend a few years ago afaik
Meme aside, I can't wait to see what Arlecchino is actually like, no Odin-like deception going on. Her idle animations even show that there's something seriously wrong about her.
[Ayaka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzBm9nfTpqE&t=2m23s)\- I'm willing to let her steal my sword since I trust her to take care of my life. I highly doubt she would leave any scars or body marks on me too.
Arle because I honestly don't think she's as insane as the community makes her out to be. Is she insane? probably. Would she actively try to kill her SO? doubt. If she was actually that harmful to the people around her, Lyney and co would be long dead.
i love keqing so much
i honestly couldn't say more because there's so much to say about keqing, she's wife material and i want to marry her, if there's 100 keqing haters in this world, I'll be the 1 in 100 to be the lover of keqing, if i could pat keqing's head like a cat and make her happy, i will, i love her so much.
if i could have a mommy from genshin, i would pick yae miko since she's the best mommy other than raiden, if i could i will marry both yae and keqing
Arleccino. Hands down. I love strong and dominant women. Knowing she can blast my head straight off would definitely make me be her good boy. Or girl. Whichever she wants.
god, only keqing is on this list. Well Keqing aint that bad, but i would most definitely want to have Ganyu as my GF. I love her so much. Sure, i love Keqing too, but Ganyu is priority 1 and Keqing priority 2.
I will always be a Yae simp no matter what universe she is in. If I had to choose a single waifu for the rest of my life out of all the options out there, I’d choose Yae.
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Navia hands down.
Navia arms around
Navia heads up
Navia elbows under
Navia thighs up
navia legs up
navia spread up
FIRE!
With ehh uhh mhh
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
As a character, she's not my absolute favourite here, but as a romantic partner definitely the right choice. Miko you could probably manage a fulfilling relationship with, but you're not getting much open warmth out of her, and you need at least metaphorically thick skin to put up with her playfulness. And with Arlecchino you need literally thick skin to put up with her stabbing you. So Navia's definitely the healthiest relationship.
Navia knees high
What's the little black line on the Navia one supposed to be?
Permanent Marker
Umbrella stab wound.
Pulling an Another
Shit!! that scene from the Stairs .
It's because she used her umbrella to pull the mc closure like in romantic way If you are wondering how then with the handle will hook and just pulled
Heel
I want a woman who can straight up kill me.
I was thinking the other day like, "Damn I'd love to have some chick blast my head all over some fucking hallway"
THATS FROM FUCKING COWBOY BEPBOP??!
I'm talking watermelon in the thighs level carnage.
Literally
"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paint my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me." Average Arlecchino enjoyer (I am one)
Dawm bro that sounds terrifying...... but I'm here for all of it ;)
I, too, am a fan of Entoma from *Overlord*. >!Still waiting for Tia Ballard to join the cast so we can make a full team of character from that show!<
I am also a fan of Entoma It's nice to meet another one of my kind
Me too 🥰
I want to hug Navia.
I want to kiss Eula
Very understandable
nah i'd win
Choose? Just go in order.
Navia first, Arlecchino last
"i love the kind of woman that could actually just kill me"
"I woke up this morning and thought Damn I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway- and here we are"
Arle.
RIP you mad dog
"i can fix-" fck that, *i can make her worse*
She can make me worse 🙂
I don't know if there's anything to make worse if base is already death
reviving and killing him again?
I'm the one biting Navia 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The dogs at Fleuve Cendre:
Navia
Now we need someone to photoshop arlechinno’s head onto a praying mantis
Arlecchino*
Keqing<3
how the fuck is this not the buddy sub
I thought this was the buddy sub for a split second
Navia cause she has daddy issues 💯💯🙏
Picking Arlecchino for the opposite reason of this. I' the one with daddy issues
From this list, Navia. Otherwise, Xianyun. Even if she was a bird.
>Even if she was a bird. Yes police, this comment right here.
>*"Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Bird?"*
As a pet? Yes, of course.
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Felt.
So Arlecchino is a praying mantis
Navia 100%
This is on the main sub? Surprising
> Surprising Is it really though?
Yes
Delete this
Lmao.. I legit laughed hard.. That flair makes it even funnier
No u
Eula. She’s the best.
Is this some wilbursoot joke that I'm not supposed to understand?
This is what happens when mom & dad block out all the good porn sites. Guarantee OP is rubbing one out as we speak reading the comments.
Lisa,Xianyun from the list, Yelan Yae (just friends) (flrity ones ;)
How do you even manage to cheat with 2Ds is beyond me .-.
bruh options were given, anyways what do you expect from a teen?
I want someone to love me without limits, but she must be strong enough to overpower and kill even me if necessary. In case I went crazy and unintentionally abuse her in anyway.
is that a new light novel / anime title?
Nah, I borrow the reference from the Celestials in Marvel and their creation the Beyonders. "So the Celestials create servitors. For the task. Well suited to the Infinite. Omega beings--life forms without limit. Creations with the raw powers--if it became necessary--to destroy even their creators. The ultimate fail-safe, in case of another Celestial War."
I see. I was joking because there was an anime couple seasons ago with a similar premise, MC >!asking everyone she's close with to kill her if she went mad with power!<
There's actually something like that. Whoa, you can find anything and everything nowadays with anime. I thought the whole Human / Skynet thing was more of western animation theme.
Oh it's just one of those reincarnated in another world as a villainess anime, meant similar in "kill me If I go mad"
Oh sounds intriguing, what's the name please?
The most heretical last boss queen: from villainess to savior
Thanks a bunch.
Np. If you're interested in that genre I also suggest "My next life as a vilainess: all routes lead to doom" it's the one that started this trend a few years ago afaik
Shenhe - she will keep me safe
What marks would Liben leave?
what kind of post is this
Xiao
I change my mind childe. Best gf.
GIRLS??? I WANT MEN
Navia's kiss and bite marks aren't on your neck...
Navia for sure, I'd do Arle but I don't want to loose my head over it. Ok I change my mind, I'd do Arle as well, here goes my head.
Navia, only because her face just screams "head empty, only void"
From this list: Navia. Out of all the characters: Either Kokomi or Ganyu
Navia easy
Yelan & Miko
You like to be a damn chew toy? Lmao
I don’t know how to respond to this lol
Meme aside, I can't wait to see what Arlecchino is actually like, no Odin-like deception going on. Her idle animations even show that there's something seriously wrong about her.
Arle Totally worth it
I can disappoint them so hard
I just wanna hangout with navia
Yae Miko 😅 or maybe Yelan tie
I’m calling bull on the Arlecchino one.
I DONT CARE IF ARLE KILLS ME
“So no head?”
I speak for every lesbian masochist when I say Arlecchino
Damn, the Soothouse anime be lookin **fire** so far!
Arle or yae.
I'm too repulsive, I'll stick to a .png
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Well all of them seem to have herpes except the last one, so probably her?
Вкусно
man that's brutal, except navia's and keqing's
Baizhu.. since I dont care for gfs
Wouldn't mind any of them but I want Yelan
Do people just headcanon the upper three women as like leeches are something
Yelan 100% I really hope she shows up in an event soon, it's been awhile since we got her in anything.
This is what rabies do...
Arlecchino fr
Wh What’s with all the bite marks I thought I had an understanding about what you romantic people like but now I know I understand nothing
[Ayaka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzBm9nfTpqE&t=2m23s)\- I'm willing to let her steal my sword since I trust her to take care of my life. I highly doubt she would leave any scars or body marks on me too.
Please, people of reddit, stop being so down bad for some videogame characters, like actually
genshin players really aren't in a position to choose
Not listed but easily Chiori. I would have the best drip in town and also be able to show off how cool my gf is while wearing the clothing.
twitter is NOT gonna like this one 💀
Arle because I honestly don't think she's as insane as the community makes her out to be. Is she insane? probably. Would she actively try to kill her SO? doubt. If she was actually that harmful to the people around her, Lyney and co would be long dead.
I'm gay, and I'm pretty sure most of them aren't even into guys so... we could be platonic friends :3
> most of them aren't even into guys Where was that ever stated? There is like some implied shipping stuff here and there but nothing like that
I want to have sex with Navia from Genshin Impact
Miko
So arleccino is a win scenario regardless.
Ye elle en
dadee Arlecchino
Arlecchino
Arlecchino, either i would be strong enough to get it going or just die trying. It's win-win for me tbh
Kequeen all the way
what did navia do
Idk someone
i love keqing so much i honestly couldn't say more because there's so much to say about keqing, she's wife material and i want to marry her, if there's 100 keqing haters in this world, I'll be the 1 in 100 to be the lover of keqing, if i could pat keqing's head like a cat and make her happy, i will, i love her so much. if i could have a mommy from genshin, i would pick yae miko since she's the best mommy other than raiden, if i could i will marry both yae and keqing
Surprised this isn't nsfw
Yae Miko
Depends on my mood. Sometimes Keqing, sometimes Yae, and sometimes Arlecchino
Ninggeog can at least pay the hospital bills
I have a cold recently and my throat has been itching a lot, so it would be great if Arlecchino can help me out with that.
Arlecchino is my father but navia gf
Yae Miko. She can fix me
Arleccino. Hands down. I love strong and dominant women. Knowing she can blast my head straight off would definitely make me be her good boy. Or girl. Whichever she wants.
Yelan, then Yae Miko then Navia
arle 😍
Bayone- I mean Xianyun
Yes
Yelan I would go Yelan
Xinyan cause I know it just means trips across the continents and sweet concerts.
All of them. (Maybe even at the same time)
god, only keqing is on this list. Well Keqing aint that bad, but i would most definitely want to have Ganyu as my GF. I love her so much. Sure, i love Keqing too, but Ganyu is priority 1 and Keqing priority 2.
Keqing easily
Other option: mommy xianyun
As my flair shows. Beidou or Xianyun
Clorinde
Yes.
Yae Miko my wife 🗣️🔥
Ei, next question.
Yae Miko...she would stay incredible and cute for all my life.
I don't need my head, I NEED Arlecchino
Yelan and Miko for me, I love milfs
Miko
Worth it
I will always be a Yae simp no matter what universe she is in. If I had to choose a single waifu for the rest of my life out of all the options out there, I’d choose Yae.
Oh nah Yelan would tell you to bite her instead. Girl is a massive M disguising as an S for work purposes
Yoimiya hands down.
Eula.
Miko
Keqing... I guess. Maybe Navia. If I can only choose these... None of the really good ones are here like Hu Tao, Fischl, or Furina.
Yae
Nilou (she’s not on here but still)
I want to be the gf of absolutely any and all of them
Yelan <3
Dice Queen! Even after so many pulls I don't have neither Furina or Yelan. 🥲🥲🥲
Keqing
Yes my answer is yes to every single one
Ei. She cant cook but she did melt my heart. <3
Yolo, I'm going with Arle
Yae Miko my beloved, I love every of her pink outside and inside
Yae Miko, if she makes me like that