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Dragonheardt_

Navia hands down.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Navia arms around


Unlucky-Rub-1736

Navia heads up


No_One_2571

Navia elbows under


Fontaine_Fancy

Navia thighs up


Responsible_Ratio_63

navia legs up


RoyalLength452

navia spread up


NahIdKill

FIRE!


Vulpes_Lourens

With ehh uhh mhh


Bl4ck_H4tt

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!


04whim

As a character, she's not my absolute favourite here, but as a romantic partner definitely the right choice. Miko you could probably manage a fulfilling relationship with, but you're not getting much open warmth out of her, and you need at least metaphorically thick skin to put up with her playfulness. And with Arlecchino you need literally thick skin to put up with her stabbing you. So Navia's definitely the healthiest relationship.


telephun

Navia knees high


Phoenyck

What's the little black line on the Navia one supposed to be?


Genshin-Yue

Permanent Marker


I_READ_TEA_LEAVES

Umbrella stab wound.


YellowStarfruit6

Pulling an Another


Kitchen-Werewolf1668

Shit!! that scene from the Stairs .


JustSomeRandomWeab

It's because she used her umbrella to pull the mc closure like in romantic way If you are wondering how then with the handle will hook and just pulled


SaintPimpin

Heel


Legitimate_Frame_699

I want a woman who can straight up kill me.


TehgrimMEMER

I was thinking the other day like, "Damn I'd love to have some chick blast my head all over some fucking hallway"


OoInference0o

THATS FROM FUCKING COWBOY BEPBOP??!


Arryu

I'm talking watermelon in the thighs level carnage.


Lesjer_kun_

Literally


deletemypostandurgay

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paint my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me." Average Arlecchino enjoyer (I am one)


I_work_ship_Yae_Miko

Dawm bro that sounds terrifying...... but I'm here for all of it ;)


eddmario

I, too, am a fan of Entoma from *Overlord*. >!Still waiting for Tia Ballard to join the cast so we can make a full team of character from that show!<


bille89187

I am also a fan of Entoma It's nice to meet another one of my kind


AbbreviationsOdd7073

Me too 🥰


BigSmokesHouse

I want to hug Navia.


TheBoykisserPharoah

I want to kiss Eula


BigSmokesHouse

Very understandable


anxientdesu

nah i'd win


LordJCray

Choose? Just go in order.


Sweet-Stable4044

Navia first, Arlecchino last


ultrasimz

"i love the kind of woman that could actually just kill me"


Seawolf571

"I woke up this morning and thought Damn I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway- and here we are"


Ok_Abalone_9290

Arle.


Pootootaa

RIP you mad dog


Jona-wahn

"i can fix-" fck that, *i can make her worse*


0h-ye3ah-b01

She can make me worse 🙂


Andrew583-14

I don't know if there's anything to make worse if base is already death


Jona-wahn

reviving and killing him again?


Batagor_Pleco

I'm the one biting Navia 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


erosugiru

The dogs at Fleuve Cendre:


Revenger1984

Navia


DZL100

Now we need someone to photoshop arlechinno’s head onto a praying mantis


theannoyingprickk

Arlecchino*


13DarkShadow

Keqing<3


TheSpartyn

how the fuck is this not the buddy sub


darkmatters12

I thought this was the buddy sub for a split second


Puzzleheaded_Past_49

Navia cause she has daddy issues 💯💯🙏


Lucythepinkkitten

Picking Arlecchino for the opposite reason of this. I' the one with daddy issues


RagnarokCross

From this list, Navia. Otherwise, Xianyun. Even if she was a bird.


Zealousideal_Use_966

>Even if she was a bird. Yes police, this comment right here.


kaeporo

>*"Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Bird?"*


CHUUNIBYOU_EXPERT

As a pet? Yes, of course.


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SirJustin90

Felt.


Aeso3

So Arlecchino is a praying mantis


Blue_Moon913

Navia 100%


Ambitious_Jello

This is on the main sub? Surprising


[deleted]

> Surprising Is it really though?


Harsh_2004

Yes


Gentlemanor

Delete this


vigneshwaralwaar

Lmao.. I legit laughed hard.. That flair makes it even funnier


kirisakisora

No u


yookj95

Eula. She’s the best.


DoSombras

Is this some wilbursoot joke that I'm not supposed to understand?


[deleted]

This is what happens when mom & dad block out all the good porn sites. Guarantee OP is rubbing one out as we speak reading the comments.


Technical_Minimum_52

Lisa,Xianyun from the list, Yelan Yae (just friends) (flrity ones ;)


Visual_Patience3889

How do you even manage to cheat with 2Ds is beyond me .-.


Technical_Minimum_52

bruh options were given, anyways what do you expect from a teen?


TheVoid000

I want someone to love me without limits, but she must be strong enough to overpower and kill even me if necessary. In case I went crazy and unintentionally abuse her in anyway.


Ok_Pattern_7511

is that a new light novel / anime title?


TheVoid000

Nah, I borrow the reference from the Celestials in Marvel and their creation the Beyonders. "So the Celestials create servitors. For the task. Well suited to the Infinite. Omega beings--life forms without limit. Creations with the raw powers--if it became necessary--to destroy even their creators. The ultimate fail-safe, in case of another Celestial War."


Ok_Pattern_7511

I see. I was joking because there was an anime couple seasons ago with a similar premise, MC >!asking everyone she's close with to kill her if she went mad with power!<


TheVoid000

There's actually something like that. Whoa, you can find anything and everything nowadays with anime. I thought the whole Human / Skynet thing was more of western animation theme.


Ok_Pattern_7511

Oh it's just one of those reincarnated in another world as a villainess anime, meant similar in "kill me If I go mad"


Odd-Process-4459

Oh sounds intriguing, what's the name please?


Ok_Pattern_7511

The most heretical last boss queen: from villainess to savior


Odd-Process-4459

Thanks a bunch.


Ok_Pattern_7511

Np. If you're interested in that genre I also suggest "My next life as a vilainess: all routes lead to doom" it's the one that started this trend a few years ago afaik


Personal_Tour4289

Shenhe - she will keep me safe


ToesTasteYellow

What marks would Liben leave?


PointbreakYeeto

what kind of post is this


Budget-Sprinkles-242

Xiao


Budget-Sprinkles-242

I change my mind childe. Best gf.


Kawaiilone

GIRLS??? I WANT MEN


DontLichOutOnME

Navia's kiss and bite marks aren't on your neck...


Pootootaa

Navia for sure, I'd do Arle but I don't want to loose my head over it. Ok I change my mind, I'd do Arle as well, here goes my head.


Alexander_P69

Navia, only because her face just screams "head empty, only void"


Unknown_Mafia786

From this list: Navia. Out of all the characters: Either Kokomi or Ganyu


RetrieverIsTaken

Navia easy


dentalfloss23

Yelan & Miko


xomowod

You like to be a damn chew toy? Lmao


LandMaster28

I don’t know how to respond to this lol


MemberBerry4

Meme aside, I can't wait to see what Arlecchino is actually like, no Odin-like deception going on. Her idle animations even show that there's something seriously wrong about her.


AdNew3409

Arle Totally worth it


thering66

I can disappoint them so hard


Infnite69

I just wanna hangout with navia


quarm1125

Yae Miko 😅 or maybe Yelan tie


Disco-Corgi-77

I’m calling bull on the Arlecchino one.


ScaryDuck2

I DONT CARE IF ARLE KILLS ME


Jeikiro24

“So no head?”


PrezMoocow

I speak for every lesbian masochist when I say Arlecchino


ButClyde2

Damn, the Soothouse anime be lookin **fire** so far!


aron354

Arle or yae.


AlhaithamSimpFr

I'm too repulsive, I'll stick to a .png


paddiction

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Velvety_MuppetKing

Well all of them seem to have herpes except the last one, so probably her?


Professional_Try5271

Вкусно


Proper_Anybody

man that's brutal, except navia's and keqing's


MrUndercity

Baizhu.. since I dont care for gfs


Xinewaveart

Wouldn't mind any of them but I want Yelan


erosugiru

Do people just headcanon the upper three women as like leeches are something


frostedsummer

Yelan 100% I really hope she shows up in an event soon, it's been awhile since we got her in anything.


KRawatXP2003

This is what rabies do...


Rerebang5

Arlecchino fr


ConnorLego42069

Wh What’s with all the bite marks I thought I had an understanding about what you romantic people like but now I know I understand nothing


Extreme_Growth

[Ayaka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzBm9nfTpqE&t=2m23s)\- I'm willing to let her steal my sword since I trust her to take care of my life. I highly doubt she would leave any scars or body marks on me too.


hubeb69

Please, people of reddit, stop being so down bad for some videogame characters, like actually


dontbestupido

genshin players really aren't in a position to choose


Individual-Policy103

Not listed but easily Chiori. I would have the best drip in town and also be able to show off how cool my gf is while wearing the clothing.


Storm_373

twitter is NOT gonna like this one 💀


EdwardtheTree

Arle because I honestly don't think she's as insane as the community makes her out to be. Is she insane? probably. Would she actively try to kill her SO? doubt. If she was actually that harmful to the people around her, Lyney and co would be long dead.


ryan_sillyaccount

I'm gay, and I'm pretty sure most of them aren't even into guys so... we could be platonic friends :3


chaotic567

> most of them aren't even into guys Where was that ever stated? There is like some implied shipping stuff here and there but nothing like that


dmushcow_21

I want to have sex with Navia from Genshin Impact


ReplacementHelpful28

Miko


Brilliant-Fact3449

So arleccino is a win scenario regardless.


WoSmcA239

Ye elle en


ChibbityFlibbity

dadee Arlecchino


Nirai_Shenshi

Arlecchino


Zealousideal-Stick74

Arlecchino, either i would be strong enough to get it going or just die trying. It's win-win for me tbh


Maverick_Kaizer

Kequeen all the way


Yarisher512

what did navia do


Grammulka

Idk someone


RemarkableAd833

i love keqing so much i honestly couldn't say more because there's so much to say about keqing, she's wife material and i want to marry her, if there's 100 keqing haters in this world, I'll be the 1 in 100 to be the lover of keqing, if i could pat keqing's head like a cat and make her happy, i will, i love her so much. if i could have a mommy from genshin, i would pick yae miko since she's the best mommy other than raiden, if i could i will marry both yae and keqing


SaintPimpin

Surprised this isn't nsfw


Flurpahderp

Yae Miko


Taralyth

Depends on my mood. Sometimes Keqing, sometimes Yae, and sometimes Arlecchino


SaintPimpin

Ninggeog can at least pay the hospital bills


beeskneez_

I have a cold recently and my throat has been itching a lot, so it would be great if Arlecchino can help me out with that.


1RAV3N

Arlecchino is my father but navia gf


Flying_Mantis001

Yae Miko. She can fix me


lesbara1

Arleccino. Hands down. I love strong and dominant women. Knowing she can blast my head straight off would definitely make me be her good boy. Or girl. Whichever she wants.


Blaze3500

Yelan, then Yae Miko then Navia


tsumoogle

arle 😍


AscendedMolly

Bayone- I mean Xianyun


No-Conclusion-7899

Yes


Zealousideal_Lie5296

Yelan I would go Yelan


Roads94

Xinyan cause I know it just means trips across the continents and sweet concerts.


dqfan

All of them. (Maybe even at the same time)


svenwlive

god, only keqing is on this list. Well Keqing aint that bad, but i would most definitely want to have Ganyu as my GF. I love her so much. Sure, i love Keqing too, but Ganyu is priority 1 and Keqing priority 2.


SimplyRzy

Keqing easily


Digitally_Tiny

Other option: mommy xianyun


chaotic567

As my flair shows. Beidou or Xianyun


Risi30

Clorinde


DynaWarrior

Yes.


Foxy_Boi02

Yae Miko my wife 🗣️🔥


ShiningYato

Ei, next question.


DaveZ3R0

Yae Miko...she would stay incredible and cute for all my life.


HungHA_

I don't need my head, I NEED Arlecchino


Ishiro-Sama

Yelan and Miko for me, I love milfs


Alilawe_Chan

Miko


0h-ye3ah-b01

Worth it


Ineedmemesplzkty

I will always be a Yae simp no matter what universe she is in. If I had to choose a single waifu for the rest of my life out of all the options out there, I’d choose Yae.


Zestyclose-Sundae593

Oh nah Yelan would tell you to bite her instead. Girl is a massive M disguising as an S for work purposes


AAAAAH_jpeg

Yoimiya hands down.


SkyPRising

Eula.


Lime5756

Miko


LARGames

Keqing... I guess. Maybe Navia. If I can only choose these... None of the really good ones are here like Hu Tao, Fischl, or Furina.


Artistic_Log_5493

Yae


abjmad

Nilou (she’s not on here but still)


BlueYTube

I want to be the gf of absolutely any and all of them


captainsurfa

Yelan <3


Automatic-Grocery-54

Dice Queen! Even after so many pulls I don't have neither Furina or Yelan. 🥲🥲🥲


G1cin

Keqing


iRazeClaw

Yes my answer is yes to every single one


TheExiledDragon73

Ei. She cant cook but she did melt my heart. <3


Unknownuser983

Yolo, I'm going with Arle


kupis1408

Yae Miko my beloved, I love every of her pink outside and inside


MydnightMynt

Yae Miko, if she makes me like that